Does open and out and proud politician Brian Sims classify as a bear?
I ask because I have a hard time finding the threshold for what qualifies as a bear or a otter or a twink.
I mean I can tell them in extreme examples but sometimes people like Brian Sims fall close but maybe not into the Bear category.
So help me find the line, lgbt, is Brian Sims a bear?
>>5560582
Yeah, I think he does classify as a bear, although he is a bit on the skinny end of the spectrum of bearness (borderline otter)
hot as fuck daddy tho
>>5560582
I had to google him, yes he's slightly bearish, but not really. For one his face is still quite youthful and he's quite skinny for a bear. Also yeah, words cannot describe how fucking hot he really is .
>twink.
Always skinny. Extremely youthful. 14-20 years old tops. No facial hair or body hair. Usually somewhat feminine.
>otter
Skinny to somewhat built body, like a swimmer. 20-25 years old. Some facial hair is okay. Always hairy body. Masculine.
>bear
25+ years and older. Always has facial hair or an entire beard. Hairy body too often. Some are built like a brick house, some are fat. Always broad shouldered, and more wide in width than common weight lifters. I'd say a proper bear is ought to be at least 200 pounds, if not more. 5'11 or taller too.
There's the combination type which is the most attractive imo, when they have some fat to their body, but their muscles remain quite defined. It's the coveted "bearmode" on /fit/.
>>5560844
What do you call a twink who gains weight, like they look youngish still, but they have a buddha belly and chubby cheeks? What do you call them? I know some twinks who ended up that way and I'm not sure if they still classify as twinks.
>>5560704
Oh how I envy whoever that man's boyfriend is. I think it would so awesome to date a gay politician. He's like Aaron Schock, ya know except with a soul as well as the balls to come out.
>>5560879
>What do you call a twink who gains weight, like they look youngish still, but they have a buddha belly and chubby cheeks?
fat.
>>5560959
Well when an otter gains weight or ages he becomes a bear so surely a twink must become something else?
>>5560844
tfw 21 skinny, undefined muscles with minimal body hair. i'm closer to "twink" than any of these
>>5561258
whats wrong with that?
>>5560582
Is he single or taken?
What's with this age range? Are homosexually inclined men really this pedo?
>>5567458
well duh
>>5560844
What do you call a hairless otter? As in, fits everything to a T except body hair.
>>5560844
What do you call a gay man who works out obsessively at the gym?
>>5567516
gymbunny
>>5567297
>>5560910
Confirmed taken at the end of 2014. Don't know about now.
>>5567511
otter. otters don't have hairy bodies
>>5568493
Gay otters do have hairy bodies though. They are simply skinnier bears.
You're thinking of /fit/ otters, who usually have a swimmer's build and little to no body hair.
>>5560582
Is he hairy?
>yes
Is he beefy?
>yes
Does he have a beard?
>yes
Than he's a bear.
>>5568689
Aren't bears generally too overweight to play football. He was like a star quarterback, or star football player during high school and college.
>>5569374
originally bears were just beefy hairy guys who didn't fit within the gay stereotype of being basically a twink.
Then the fatties started naming themselves beards because they had a little beard and a couple of hairs on their oversized bellies
>>5569388
Weren't bears originally forest dwelling creatures with axes?
