Hey trans friends! Remember when we did that "post your goals" thread? Let's do that again!
I'll start us off strong.
My goal is for us to stop needlessly proliferating so many god damn trans threads, it's getting as absurd as dickgirl threads on /d/.
>>5548958
>lgbT
>T is for Trans
>Don't kill myself before I hit a year on hrt.
>Figure out what to do with life job/career wise.
>Find some decent hobbies.
>Workout again.
>Save enough money for whatever I decide to spend a shit ton of money towards.
>Get friends.
>Have sex with a girl.
>Move to remote location and live isolated and without outside assistance.
>Start working on making music.
>Let therapist try and figure out if something is wrong with me.
>Maybe move out of country.
>Be happy and cute.
tell my dad
catch: BEFORE one of us dies
> ffs for my upper face
> fillers for my lower face
> vfs
> if needed ffs on my lower face
> BA
> srs
> everything by the end of 2016
> find a bf ;_;
>>5549344
This is me
>>Don't kill myself before I hit a year on hrt.
Don't kill self before starting HRT
>>Figure out what to do with life job/career wise.
Get into college
>>Find some decent hobbies.
Find some decent hobbies
>>Workout again.
Start working out
>>Save enough money for whatever I decide to spend a shit ton of money towards.
Same
>>Get friends.
That's not going to happen
>>Have sex with a girl.
Have sex with a boy
>>Move to remote location and live isolated and without outside assistance.
Move to a city
>>Start working on making music.
Start listening to music
>>Let therapist try and figure out if something is wrong with me.
Same
>>Maybe move out of country.
Same
>>Be happy and cute.
Same
>>5549815
Hopefully we'll both make it, anon
ahahaha @ breakfast club
>>5548952
>actually get on HRT
>get over my ex/get closure and actually talk to him
>get a fucking job
>get out of the house/away from parents
>figure out what I'm doing with my life
>talk to a real person about this and get it off my chest
>join the coast guard
>Keep my job
>Get a lawyer to help me with my name/gender change
>Get around to getting laser
>Lose the some of chub I gained on HRT deliberately
>Start saving for SRS
>Figure out if I want FFS
>Stop being content with my voice and get it perfect
>>5548958
lgb have basically nothing to talk about. go live your lives you're normal people now
>Have a successful srs next year.
>Get a good paying job
>Finish university
>Get a new girlfriend after my current one leaves
I can do this, I'm sure.
>squirm out of conscription somehow
>get into a school
>get out of home
>move abroad closer to friends
short term
>come home from deployment and immediately nair
>spend R&R repairing finger nails and exfoliating face
>resume PM and estrogenic supplements
>count shekels made from deployment as I now have enough for lower FFS and hairline lowering
Long term
>get out of retarded military in a year
>self-med until I feel comfortable talking to a doctor
>grow hair out and dye red
>get surgeries
>work job away from people
>live in inherited house alone in the woods since all of my family has move out
>become tranny of the forest
>>5552516
>tranny of the forest
9/10 I know someone who would find this intensely attractive
>forest trannies
can i live with one of you please
>>5552545
>Tfw actually quarter Native American and outdoorsmanwoman
>Lure men to my house
>"Hey guys where's Bill"
>"that damned Trans Witch got em probably"
>>5552575
>have literal forest community of /lgbt/ forest trannies
This is how world wars start
>>5552592
>This is how world wars start
And also my erotic fantasy novel "Dickwolves of the Primeval Grove". Work in progress.
>kill myself.
>tfw not a forest tranny with big tits
Why live
>>5549606
>tfw getting all that minus srs and bf this year ._.
Now just to be happy with the results...
>>5550792
Relatable.
>>actually get on HRT
Yes pls
>>get over my ex/get closure and actually talk to him
Never going to happen for me, unfortunately
>>get a fucking job
Same
>>get out of the house/away from parents
>>figure out what I'm doing with my life
>>talk to a real person about this and get it off my chest
Same, same, same.
>>join the coast guard
Nah
>>5552588
Marry me bb
>>5548952
get healthy so I can finish transition and my partner and I can really start our lives together and make a secluded crazy farm with a house like a tree that we'll build and permaculture gardens/forests all surrounded by a variety of heavily spiked bushes and trees and vines and plants that can be irritating/toxic but useful too if you know how to process them
so yeah I guess another tranny forest witch
it probably makes sense if you break down the different cultural elements combined with tranny issues/commonalities
to hopefully gain the courage to do something about this before i become old and regret my life
and to get fat stacks of ca$h so a doctor can shave down my hideous man-skull
>>5552592
>hunt for the forest trannies
>day 1 afternoon
>no concrete signs of them yet
>i have the feeling of being watched
>and judged
>day 1 night
>heard movement and what sounded like whispering outside my tent
>went outside to pee once the sounds died down
>saw a pair of shiny eyes watching me while i was peeing
>pretty sure it said "hold tight or i'll steal it"
>hauled ass back to tent
Find qt trans girl to support and love.
Havent had much luck
>tfw you will never live in a cottage in the forest full of books
>tfw you will never grow your own whoremoans
>tfw you will never have children stumble upon your house while exploring, give them food and take them back to their parent's house.
>tfw their parents will never ask you, unsuspecting, why you have no kids of your own and you will never say oh a birth defect; nothing important
>tfw your aesthetic is full of neopagans and wiccans and not qt atheists who just like the way witch stuff looks
>tfw no black cat
>tfw no suitable forests near you
>tfw no partner to while away the winter hours with
>tfw you will never be the tranny witch of the forests
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>>5553086
dunno if there's room in the woods, but there's room in my tight ass for you and your bro
>>5553248
>both ftms
Hope you're into strapons and fisting then fa.m lol
>>5552588
>>5552599
>>5553086
Living with a bunch of forest trannies would be either really chill and good or really fucking awful.
FtM mountain men tho' <3
My friend wants to run away and live in the woods with cats preferably living in tiny hut on top of tree. Is probably the only person I know who I would take that at face value as a thing they would actually do.
>>5553473
Agreed.
And you'd probably like him more than me. If I did this I would be like...gay witch mountain twink, lol. He's the bear type though.
Also lol about your friend. Are they foresttran too, or just forest minus the tran?
>>5553555
Stonedmiku is that you?
>typing style
>ftm chaser
Also
>tranny fairy of the forest
Same but more side style. Elf/goblin? pfft
>>5553555
weird post number, but living in the forest is mostly hard work and woods-lore, not much fairy stuff. Witch is doable, fairy less so.
>>5553566
'Mountain twink' sounds like a brand name. Gay witch mountain twink sounds.. even more like a brand name.
They're like me, can stealth as their gender but actually aren't, and think gender roles are actually humorous. So yeah, just forest. Also russian, but old russian, not new russian.
>>5553591
Wood Goblin sounds like the name of like, a brand of deodorant. Am I at some weird stage of tiredness where things sound like brand names or is this a rich vein of marketing ore we have accidentally uncovered
>>5553566
Also, i've decided the mountain twinks are also acceptable. Have to a be a lean rather than skinny, more rugged sort of twink though. Like the twink version of wolverine.
>>5553598
My new brand.
So an ultra andro femboy or butch who passes, then?
Also I'm not familiar with this old Russian/new Russian thing. ?
>>5553629
Aha, I'm also weird-exhausted. Sense of humor and state of mind get funky as hell....
No can do, though, bud, miniature Wolverine is not my style.
Goals are
>Become passable before graduation (probably not going to happen cause i haven't started HRT yet and i graduate in like May)
>Figure out what i'm going to do once i graduate
>>5553075
Awww :3 I accept
>>5553634
I'm not really sure what words to describe it with. Just 'custom', I guess. You'd probably think 'cis', unless you're perceptive af.
Old russians are officer-class, nobility, or peasants. New russians are mobsters who made money in the fall of the soviet union and are now nouveau-riche, or wannabe 'successful' 'western' people like the mobsters already are.
>>5553649
Bogus, bro.
How can you achieve your gay witch mountain twink potential if you don't have flaring sideways sculpted sideburns
>>5553473
Tfw can't be berrypicker for big strong FTM, massage his muscles after chopping trees down, and dress like a forest slut for him
>>5553676
Maybe it's just tiredbrain but "can stealth as their gender but actually aren't" and "custom" aren't making sense/telling me what gender they are
Through andro goblin magic and the alchemy of hrt and fitness probably, lol
>>5553700
Why can't you? Chase your dreams.
>big
If you mean tall-big then it's rare a.f., about as much as an under-5'5" mtf. Built/strong ftm type of big is doable though.
>>5553708
anything I say will be wrong and I regret bringing it up
I'm not tired, but everything in my brain is exploding.
if you've used some kind of goblin magic on me, my wrath will be swift and terrible
>>5553796
>not tired but everything in my brain is exploding
??
And alas, no goblin magic. Yet.
>>5553820
I tried to figure out how to explain this and instantly lost about 100 iq points.
Right now I either can't think and feel fine, or can think but am super tired. Think I need to get zome Z's.
>>5553875
Yes. Sleep. Then return and explain the mystical Russian gender magic!
I should sleep too....
>>5553720
Nah I meant muscular. Height doesn't bother me if they don't mind 5' 11'' fucks like me
>>5554001
there's nothing mystical about russian gender magic
>sleep calls with hooks of iron
>I can resist it no longer
>when you sing of me, my sons
>remember how I lived, not how I slept in it's cold embrace
>>5554114
Lucy, you got some russian gender magicsplaining to do...
>>5556563
Woke up, still can't explain it. No idea why.
Also, don't call me Lucy.
>sell my house
>use the money to move to California
>tracheal shave
>get /fit/ like Carmen Carerra
>continue my music lessons
>continue my Japanese lessons
>desu
>meet more trans people/handle anxiety and depression better
