Do you have a gun or weapon (not the one between your legs) to protect yourself from a corrupt government?
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>>5503417
>>5500849
>>5498818
Chat: gaygen or gaygenrehab on tinychat
1rd for tfw no bf
>>5505465
Hup the ra
I only have a machete, a blow torch and throwing knifes
Need to get a luger off the ra (kek)
>>5505452
are you SW anon?
>>5505387
>>5505403
There's not much to say 2bh. We went to a pub and had a few drinks and just really hit it off. He's sweet and has a lovely beard and likes the same things as me. His movie last is a bit lacking, but I think that just gives me an opportunity to educate him on future dates (which have already been planned).
At the end of the night we kissed on a bridge over the river.
>no bf to protect me with his pistol
>>5505488
>ra
Again,
Taig.
You are British property.
I prefer the use of botanical poisons over guns.
>>5505496
Yes I am that anon
>>5505500
>iktf
>>5505496
>telling us about kiss on the bridge over the river end to date
How many anons are you trying to have kill themselves tonight?
>>5505504
Try and tell me that in person , brit boy
HOME RULE IS ROME RULE
>>5505530
I am now compromised. The details would only scar you. All I had to do was walk away - at no point was the door closed. The exit was always open, but I pressed on regardless out of a foolish desire to "see things through". The knowledge has come to consume me. What else will I experience, what peversion have I already borne aloft through my bullheadedness? The damage is incalcuable and irretreivable, the scars running deep and all bridges burned.
This is the final dispatch of a ruined soul. May I remain here, my burnt carcass as a scarecrow, warning that these fields are fallow, these homesteads empty. Nothing grows, the bleakness is all consuming. I am the sign of death, and all around me silent angels cry their phosphurus tears. Oh god, the phosphorus, how it burns, Mother, it burns! The cry and shout of splattered gore, the wails and the moans - dashed into pained oblivion! What I have become, so proud and so foolish? And all for the chase of fortune, of curiousity, of patriotism.
Pass not this point, wanderer, for I have made this fresh and stultifying silence mine, and it is absolute.
>>5505545
I was so pissed you ghosted me desu.
Thought I was gonna have a new friend
>>5505496
>tfw no kisses on bridge
>>5505560
Well, it was like 2am. Didn't mean to air you.
>>5505586
>their
>fucking THEIR
See? We'd fix your education at least.
>>5505581
Well, if you have kik or something we can chat? Up to yous
>>5505606
I'll add you. What is yours?
>>5505595
It's 1 am, Fuck off eejits
I hate you language
Like Gerry conlon said "I'd rather cut out my tongue and eat it then speak your shite language again"
>>5505500
breh
>>5505632
ped0andpr0ud
those are zeros
>>5505694
Biscum
Reeeee
>>5505768
Rugby pls
Did you guys hear that circes a rapist?
>>5505768
He's already got it bbz. I deleted my post so I wouldn't get anyone else adding me
https://www.dropbox.com/s/30ab54dc8arjg5m/The%20story.rtf?dl=0
Posting story again
Please read and criticize or insult me
I don't mind
>>5505800
How? His dick doesn't even work.
Did he engulf someone with his anus?
>>5505694
How can you even tell someone is bi from one picture you fucktard?
ITT: Autism speaks
>>5505823
Reminder to report all avatarfaggotry
>>5505823
Senpai, why are you bullying our trannies?
Don't you also kinda want to remove your benis?
>>5505828
Cause imma fucking genius you dildo..
.
That feeling when me and my ex have been broken up for 2 months and stuffing my mouth full of cock from grindr isn't helping my sadness anymore.
>>5505880
You just haven't caught the bug yet, you'll feel warm and fuzzy as soon as you get pozzed
>>5505887
I know this is just shit posting. But still. I don't want to get pozzed. I just want to be happy again....
come chat with sexy beast martin shkreli http://tin_y_chat.com/martinshkreli
>>5505899
I haven't been laid in three years and you can't go 4 days without swallowing HIV positive semen
We are both pathetic in our own ways and neither of us will be happy
>>5505876
Cool. I was looking for a non-autistic answer, but that'll do I suppose.
>>5505914
Isn't he in jail?
>>5505956
Yeah but for his last call he Saud he wanted to have a to tiny chat
>>5505961
I hope he gets prison bummed and gets aids
>>5505835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8
>>5505838
Me and Circe share a very special relationship.
>Don't you also kinda want to remove your benis
No, I like my penis v much.
>>5505940
But I don't want to do it with a celibate person. At least the guys from grindr can fuck me till I'm not sad.
Are there any sweethearts on here?
Anyone got any tips for giving yourself a blowjob?
>>5505465
>to protect yourself from a corrupt government?
I assume this post was made by an American, and I don't really see how that works.
Is there any real life exemples of an American that used a gun to get "protection from the government"?
This guy calls you cute at the gym.
What do you do?
>>5506031
fuck him doggy style so I don't have to look at his weird face
I wish I was a manlet
manlets are so qt
I wish I was like 5'6" or 5'7"
>>5506042
>weird face
pls no bully
>>5505956
no they just charged him with a crime or something he was on tinychat all night
hes a huge troll. pretty cool guy
>>5506052
what? it was steve all along? I didn't recognize him in the other picture. It must be a bad picture, since I usually think he has a qt face.
In any case all I care about is his ass. That's one fine ass.
>>5506058
same guy :)
>>5506058
>5'8
Pffffthahahahaha
Fucking tater tot.
>>5506091
You probably can drink more than me, cause Ireland doesn't have anything to drink but beer (though I can't drink beer, so I had your many fine ciders, 10/10). I only ~58 kilos, so after my second white russian I'm pretty loose, clumsy, and giggly. I've never passed out though, there is only comfy drunk and then straight to sick drunk.
>>5506077
He is cute, but one of those guys that no matter how muscly and manly they act, still look like they are just doing everything get some cock in their ass.
tfw no beee eeeffff fuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUCK
>>5506095
So haavárd is a tranny now
Aww bless mate
Ill fight all lanklets by running through your legs
I'm not a tater tot, I'm a leprechaun
>>5506110
Emm I only drink whiskey desu so you I probably can, I'm 73 kg so I can put more away I guess
I get you about being drunk but I think it's what you drink, I drank half a litre of quality polish vodka and only got tipsy
>tfw want to post hot picture of myself but nobody likes me here
Guess ill post it to fit.
>>5505496
>no kisses on the bridge
>no beautiful sunset light for my feels
>>5506129
good. stay gone
>>5506127
>quality
>Polish
>vodka
Pick two. Except quality and Polish.
The two times I've gotten sick, one involved five shots of vodka and then two airline bottles of rum, and the other was 3/4s of a bottle of mash. I don't do so well with quick drinking, but if we make an evening out of it, I'm fine. I use vodka because I can judge my limit with it better. Whiskey tastes like dirt and sawdust, I don't know how you people do it.
>>5506129
i dunno who u r tho
post it
>>5506129
post it here
ill appreciate it
The Kleppe would never, he is far too masculine.
>I'm not a tater tot, I'm a leprechaun
You're a fucking tater tot, cunt. A nasty little tot.
Got no pot of gold, only crispy golden brown chunks of potato.
>>5506129
>tfw want to post more pictures of myself but gaygen likes burly hairy guys
>>5506129
Post it. I want to post a picture of myself too but I'm a girly boy and I look underage.
>>5506149
Do you drink American whiskey? Like jd and coke or something that's your problem
Drink Irish whiskey and watch everything stop mattering and you just coast
I live slow drinking over a night too
>>5506157
Potatoes are gold
The gold of the ground, why do you think they are in a pot? Dipshit
He's making stew
>>5506158
Post it, I bet you're cute
>>5506129
You too
>>5505496
Is he staring at the super nova?
>>5506171
The first time I tried whiskey was in Ireland at one of the famous factories. Maybe yall should stop brewing your alcohol in used barrels, that's literally garbage. Gross.
Keep making candy though, you had way better gummy candy than the states do.
>>5505999
feelgood is a sweatheart desu.
gaygen likes to bully him tho.
>>5506157
>Kleppe would never, he is far too masculine
>masculine
>>5506129
>>5506158
>>5506163
Poooooost.
>tfw texting with a hot almost-daddy with a beautiful muscular body
>sends me semi lewd pictures of himself all the time even when I haven't seen him any
>tells me I really know how to make him horny
>tfw he lives in spain
>tfw he has a boyfriend/husband
>tfw feel bad for sexting with him but can't stop
why can't I find a daddy whore that doesn't live an ocean away :c
>>5506171
Strewth, you Irish cunts are a bunch of fucken fruit loops.
Putting this much value on potatoes. I'm gonna steal all your potatoes one day, and blow up all your potato mines.
>>5506200
>I will never leave him penniless with my rapebaby
>>5506204
Get bent.
>>5506204
skelly what's your big 3 stats, big guy:3c
>>5506216
Bad. Like shamefully bad.
For reps it's 2pl8, 2.5pl8 and ... 2.5pl8.
I've still got back problems I need to get looked at, but I'm too poor atm.
>>5506211
>posting facebook frog
>>5506252
how tall?
>>5506121
booger, I thought you said you had a bf now
I had sex with my bf on new years, and we fucked pretty hard, and for a day or two after he said he had cramps, and now 6 days later he's saying that the food he's eating isn't sitting right with him. I know this isn't a medical board, but how worried should he be? He keeps saying he's fine and he'll live, but I'm extremely worried to the point where my stomach is also upset.
>>5506262
6'2-3" ish.
>>5506214
REMINDER TO REPORT HIS AVATARFAGGOTRY
YOU GET A THREE WEEK BAN IF YOU'RE OVER 30 BANS BUT THREE DAYS FIRST OFFENSE
t. shitposter
>>5506270
You fucked up.
Enjoy paying alimony for 18 years now faggot.
>>5506270
if he is passing dark, almost black blood in his stool is usually when you should worry, I know that much.
>>5506275
hot tbqh, i am sure you could lift me up with your big strong hands without any trouble
>>5506299
He says he isn't, but I'm worried that he's lying. Buttsex is terrible. This is the worst feeling, hurting someone you love.
>>5506252
>mfw hit 2.5pl8 deadlift today
aw yea
get shat on, Ann
>>5506309
>grill
mtf?
>>5506309
..but ann is a lanklet that uses steroids to look /fit/. His thin, hollow bird bones will snap if he tries to pick you up.
>>5506339
Booger go away
>>5506331
Pls no bully
>>5506310
Gotta watch him poop. Only way to be sure.
I'm ugly, what do?
>>5506252
2.5pl8, 3.5pl8, 4pl8 here
I'll never be beefy enough ;_;
>>5506350
Post picture
Were pretty nice here.
>>5506350
get pretty or date ugly?
uh question
if i dont mind dicks but find the rest of the male body disgusting (man face, body hair etc) am i still into men? like can you even call me bi or whatever if im not into masculine stuff?
>>5506352
Merlin. OHP?
>>5506252
What lifts are those?
>tfw I have better lifts and im natty and not on steroids five foot 9 and haven't touched a barbell in like six months.
>>5506310
>Buttsex is terrible
I thought buttsex was the best. Has the Gay Agenda been lying to me?
>>5506369
Buttsex is good if you aren't a dumbass
I'm going to a con in may. How hard can it be for a virgin to get some chubby neckbeard boipuss?
>>5506375
no dicks arent masculine
im completely fine with them
theyre even more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas though of course less useful to me so its not like i wish women had it
regardless can you even say im into men when im not even into men who look like men?
>>5506367
Bench Squat and Dl, respectively. I'm pretty much deadlifting what I started out at. I'm afraid to fuck up my back going any heavier.
I'm pretty happy with them, even if they are shit, considering I could barely press 90 poons two years ago.
>>5506369
Buttsex is good, but it's exaggerated how much anal we faggots get.
I prefer blowjobs and cuddling myself.
>>5506441
yeah, he's got a huge thunder stick.
>>5506443
dude, you can call yourself whatever you want to call yourself, idrc tbqh. But 1000s of years of ethnographic art alone would disagree with your concept of dicks aren't masculine. Dicks have always represented masculinity and male fertility.
>>5506214
Your fave isn't even top 50 on MDC.
witcho poor taste ass
>>5506479
tbqh, top 50 is about trending models each year.
Money making models are probably a better list.
>>5506505
meh, it's enough to make anyone namefagging as "grill" to pull a Scarlett O'hara and go weak in the knees. Booger was drooling over it.
>>5506526
>Booger was drooling over it.
Not for long. Must have moved on to bigger and better things.
>>5506479
Do not bully, those lists don't mean shit anyway.
Most of the time, the better models are in the icons or money lists.
Some of the most well respected models from the past decade aren't on any list at all.
>>5506540
ayy, adam's apples that look like this make me uncomfy for some reason.
my butt is aching for cocks like crazy
>>5506546
Make models in general look weird. Yohji Yamamoto had a few show were he cast average men and I responded to it a lot more. He's back to casting fuccboiz
>>5506588
>...waiting.... and waiting...
I think it's cute that senpai is too in love with his new bf to make his standard lewd comments. :3c
>>5506532
I mean... not really. I haven't moved onto anything. still very single. i'm just not interested. :/
sorry for ignoring you. i'm just shit at socializing.
>>5506588
I know that feel.
>>5506605
>male models look weird
only the ayylmao ones desu.
There are some pretty fucking attractive people in the fashiun industry.
Like, even the C-rated models that work for companies like Asos are pretty handsome.
>>5506612
*austrian accent* he'll be bach
come 3 me
>>5506631
>There are some pretty fucking attractive people in the fashiun industry
Like The Kleppe™.
Look at this fucking alpha.
>>5506622
And why couldn't you have put you and anns business away from here and talked on skype?
Do you need drama that badly?
>>5506668
Ignore tranny posters
do not respond to tranny posts
>>5506662
Not my type, but he's def got attractive features.
>>5506680
Fucking seriously.
What a piece of shit.
Gaygen tell me if my friend is gay, I am btw
>asked/talked with me about jerk off habits (he initiated convo)
>uses fag a lot but never actually says it, only in text
>Virgin at 18, only kissed a girl
>Only one girlfriend, dated her for a while in high school
>Looks at me the way I've looked at guys before (I know every deluded gay guy says this one, but this time its different)
>Whenever we're alone he wants to talk about "serious stuff" or "really talk to me" but never really does
>Saw a movie with just me and always says how much he likes to spend time with me
>We always say good night to each other
I don't have many close friends, straight of gay so idk if any of this is out of the ordinary. Help, he's qt
>>5506721
he's retarded, you're paranoid
>>5506721
that nigga gay
>>5506721
He sounds like a pussy, I bet I could beat him in hand to hand combat.
I just fapped to gay porn for the first time with less shame then usual.
Therapy works.
>>5506756
post more kepple without make up and/or heavy editing
>>5506759
>getting therapy to accept you like cock
>being this mentally weak
but forreal gaygen whats the T?
>>5506759
Didn't mean this was my first time fappin to gay porn, I mean my first time not being over come with shame.
>tfw juggling between 7 guys
It's ok because one of them has to be my future boyfriend, right?
Right?
>>5506721
Did he actually say "spending time," or did he say "hanging out?" One of these is certainly gay.
>>5506775
the T don't come free
>>5506785
both have been said. Also when we arrived early at a movie by a few hours he was glad because he got to be with me longer, I don't remember his exact words but it was similar to that
>>5506778
No, anon. No one likes that flaky, non-commital shit.
>>5506770
I mainly go to therapy because my father died from brain cancer when I was little, and before he died he would go on violent, tumor induced rage and would beat the living tar out of me and my mother.
But, growing up middle eastern, most of my family finds homosexuality disgraceful. So that messed me up, too. Sorry I'm not as mentally strong as you. Enjoy your better genetics.
>>5506788
I see your back girl wheres your homegirl niq
someone? pls
>>5506807
heyhey, we have 2 things in common.
post face
>>5506802
Seems gay to me. Unless he's super autistic and you're his only friend or something.
>>5506804
But I'll throw everyone else in the trashcan and commit to that one guy when he shows any signs of affection towards me.
It'd just be tedious to go through the 7 of them one at a time.
>>5506822
I'm going to sleep, actually. Goodnight.
>>5506826
No he has other friends who he hangs out in a group with. were only ever together alone. He also has a lot of girl friends and the only friends he introduced me to when I went to visit him at college were girls.
But he claims to like and have flirted with a girl hes in a team with
>>5506829
Of course you will. That's how you use people :3
>>5506813
no one? k then
i hope you all die
>>5506849
No and he's pretty conservative so I don't want to come out to him, but we agree on every issue and he said hes fine with gays
>>5506854
girl you'll be fine go to bed
>>5506854
Someone please what?
>>5506867
end him
>>5506864
If he's fine with gays, why don't you come out to him?
It'll either make you come closer since he'll who you are, or he's not that fine with fags.
>>5506864
If he really does like spending time with you, then he won't care, even if he isn't gay. I dunno how to move forward with all that though.
>>5506878
But then I'd lose him as my friend if he wasn't really fine with gays.
>>5506760
Hard to find.
He has street shots, but I assume he's still wearing makeup from shows in them.
>>5506866
Christ, that season was terrible after Gia left.
>>5506879
There's nothing wrong with getting it from different guys, but if I were one of the guys and I knew there were others then I would think you're cheap.
>>5506909
>getting it
I haven't done anything but talking with all of them yet
>>5506899
You can find real friends who don't care.
>>5506919
It's not even about sex, it's the idea that you're shopping around for the best deal that's a turn off.
>>5506923
But I love him. He'd be the perfect bf. We share all the same interests and hes the only person I've ever met with an equal love and knowledge of the things I do
>>5506905
bianca kept that bitch on life support and adore should have left episode 1
>>5506934
>best deal
any of them will do, I just want someone to cuddle with at night
>>5506811
she got bullied off by some guy blackmailing her
pic related
>>5506899
You probably won't loose him as a friend anyways, even if he gives a negative reaction at first. If all the stuff you said was true, he'll come around and want to be still be your friend if he isn't gay. If he can't come around, do you actually still want him as a friend?
You need to keep you attraction to him on the back burner tho, like repress the hell outta that shit... at least until he actually knows your gay.
Which of you fags are always camping in the CBTs?
>>5506961
Is there anyway I can find out if he's gay before that
>>5506935
If he's perfect he won't drop you as a friend, and if her does is he then really perfect? You either tell him or get over this and move on.
>>5506965
I just want him to love me back
>>5506962
>cock and ball torture
today i saw a cute boy
>>5506964
Ask him if he likes dick?
>>5506962
I am.
Doing a shitty project for uni and can't leave the house.
So it's gaygen shitposting and cbt lurking for qt fuqbois.
>>5506973
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
If he's straight, you're gonna end up heartbroken or you'll just be a paranoid faggot and end up raping his bussy.
I just wanna eat as much McDonald's as I want rn.
>>5506980
A way less direct then that
>>5506983
what's stopping you?
>>5506960
that pic perfectly matches niqs time here #dead
>>5506960
Stunt kween posted those herself, Shitler. All t all shade, she just wants the screen time.
>>5506986
laziness
>>5506980
He just ended a text conversation we were having with "Night kid [i'm younger than him], thanks for texting me I was feeling down until you did"
Opinions?
>>5506988
damn the tea is hot!
To all the fembois...
Why don't you become masc?
Like im not even trolling masc is more fun.
>>5506985
install a backdoor on his computer and phone, monitor what porn he looks at online.
...or just have a convo with him like a real friend would.
>>5506935
I've had crushes on guys, straight and gay, where the feeling wasn't mutual (or was ambiguous). Looking back, the ambiguous ones never went anywhere. The guys I've been with were all fairly direct in letting me know they were interested. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever been the one to initiate.
>>5507004
I don't know what to actually say to him tho
>>5506996
Text him back, I wanna suck your dick and be uur slave
>>5507002
genetics fucked me over
>>5507008
That's because you're a passive bottom boi
>>5506987
>>5506988
>>5506999
bitch gettin dragged
>>5506993
>want to over eat at McD
>but I'm too lazy to
holy shit dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzVnpapHaX4
>>5507041
the sad part is that i ate there earlier today
>>5507028
Partly true. Though, I have just gone straight for the cock grab on more than one occasion.
>mfw it works
I wouldn't recommend doing that, other anon.
>>5506996
Could be nothing.
Best way to move forward is to come out to him, in time.
>>5506962
Which one are you, fagboi?
>>5507002
shhh, Don't tell them that. I don't want a masc twin, I want a cute fem boy.
>>5507057
But the consequences are too severe.
I feel like if it wasn't for him telling me about the girl he likes (this convo only happened once tho) then I'd be positive that he was gay. He always asks me what girls like me or if I like any, and I always say yes and no.
Has anyone encountered a gay guy who lied about liking a girl?
Also I'm not super obviously gay, the only thing I do that he knows of that can be interpreted as gay is art.
>>5507002
I don't really use the word femboi to describe myself but I'm naturally small and androgynous
not really much I can do about that
>>5507011
"anon-friend... like you say we are really close and stuff... so it's really tearing me up inside not to tell you something because it feels like I am totally living a lie. I hope this doesn't make you no longer want to be my friend b/c I really like having you as a friend and I would hate to loose you. I'm gay."
>come out to him first
>keep your crush to yourself
>do it in person
>judge his reaction over several days, weeks and you'll know if he has feelings for you
>>5507112
What if I dropped hints that I like him without blatantly coming out. I always respond when he says he likes spending time with me with something similar. Also how would i go about dropping hints?
>Tfw if I was straight I could be dating attractive girls who I have been explicitly told irl like me
tfw no straight bf who happens to be gay
>>5507104
I call myself but it just ends up happening.
The subs and bubs can tell my masculinity and manliness from a while away.
#manproblems
#peoplehatemyswag
>>5507126
>tfw no gay bf that doesn't mind that his bf is straight
>>5507140
u what
>>5507149
I have autism and a small penis.
Another night coming home drunk, can't be arsed to undress or brush teeth, just gonna lie here and look into the dark until I can't remember when I fell asleep
>>5507156
We're soulmates then.
>>5507156
And breasts?
>>5507156
gl wit dat
>>5507122
Anyone?
>>5507140
you shouldn't take ambien before shit posting, son.
>>5507169
I think you're better off coming out. You'd be surprised how thick people can be.
>>5507183
He's my only real friend. If I lose him, I have no one. My only other friends I only interact with in class.
>>5507169
Gave best advise I could and you didn't like it. You sound seriously underage b& and I'm afraid of how young you actually are. At some point, you're just going to have to man up.
>>5507156
>small penis
qt
>>5507197
I know. I'm sorry. I'm scared of losing him
>>5507189
>I snorted cocaine
wow, cool
>>5507192
You just have to put your balls on the table, and see if your friend owns a hammer.
Seriously, if he's going to react badly, waiting isn't going to make things better.
>>5507213
kek
great expression
>>5507189
>No
So it's not Maki then.
Damn, how many babydick autists does this thread attract?
>>5507220
>how many babydick autists does this thread attract?
maki, you, and those two anons
and those are just the ones we know of
>>5507220
You know its not actually four inches anymore right...he finally measured it and it ended up being 5.5. And he doesn't even post here anymore quit bringing him up.
>>5507226
>>5507220
how many times do I have to report you for posting this fucking guy wtf
>>5507226
Did you just come for me, Shitler?
>>5507234
This >>5507247
>>5507250
I'm living with maki on his houseboat. :3
His boat is nice but has a weird layout. There's a soaking tub right next to the bed. Makes it easy to clean up after sex but is sorta creepy.
>>5507202
well then resolve to keep him as a friend and get over your crush. If you are as young as you sound, there will be other potential bfs. Statistically speaking, he's probably not gay and is not interested in you romantically. You should still come out to him tho, but whatever.
>>5507271
Thanks.
Should I do it over text or irl?
>>5507226
I have an average size dick, maybe 4.5 or so but I'm REALLY a grower instead of a shower, when I'm not hard my dick is the size of a dime, it's fucking teeny tiny.
