tell me about your first time, i'll listen.
I banged a hot chick and it was totally awesome, what, do you think I'm gay or something?
>>3212151
>>3212148
>met guy on /lgbt/
>he comes to visit me the weekend to "hang out"
>starts humping me on my bed while I just wanted to watch a movie with a friend
>eventually said "fuck it, I might as well lose my virginity"
>eventually im topping him its awful
>prickly hairs rubbing on my dick as I go in and out of his ass
>eventually he just randomly throws up on my bed
>pull out, shit on my dick
>wtf so hard, just clean it off without him seeing to spare him the embaressment
>he goes to get a drink
>mfw there is a tiny turd on the bed
holy shit I wish I was making this up, honestly, I didnt fap for a month after this because of how bad it was
>>3212148
I had sex in a field, was not nice, we opened like 6 condoms to get the required lubrication, basically smeared freshly opened condom packs on his dick until it was supposedly ready.
Wasn't very good, would not repeat. It was a ONS anyway
>>3212225
Thats disgusting. Why dont these stupid fags know how to douche.
>>3212148
>fooling around with a really hot guy for a few months
>he's moving to another country for work soon, so I finally ask if he wants to have sex
>he says yes and we get down to business straight away
>i go get a condom and lube and get ready to top
>trying to stick my dick in, but it won't go
>mfw he's too tight
>start to go soft because of the pressure, no stimulation and Ive just lost the chance to lose my virginity
>finish up that night and then he moves to a different country
A-am I still a virgin?
my first time with a girl (virgin with guys)
>get in bed after like 2 months of relationship (I was 16)
>she is so fucking shy we have to have covers on
>she reluctantly agrees to suck my dick
>eventually she start enjoying it
>I am hard
>reach for a condom
>put it on
>it's too tight
> also I'm uncut and my gland was still covered, so I feel exactly NOTHING entering her
>lose my boner
>start panicking
>she cuddles me and tells me it's okay
>lose the condom, she sucks it again
>I get to put it in her for like 5 min without condom
>then we are both too scared of pregnancy so we quit
eh
this morning at 530 am
was good
>>3212880
> also I'm uncut and my gland was still covered, so I feel exactly NOTHING entering her
>tfw this
>>3212888
btw I later got told by a doctor I had mild phymosis, and now with stretching it's better.
Now I can sustain an erection with my gland uncovered without feeling like my gland is being hanged by my skin
>>3212893
This is what I'm going to have to do eventually but given that I'm a gigantic shutin who will never stumble onto sex ever again it's sort of hard to motivate myself.
>>3212918
Excuse my ignorance. How to keep clean with phymosis? Will head not get infected?
>>3212918
So fucking happy to be circumised, it's just so much better all around
>>3212933
I have my foreskin and I am happy to have it. Can't imagine fapping without.. Never seen phymosis first hand and curious. I see a lot of problems. I know how I smell when I do not wash...
>>3212932
>pull back foreskin
>clean dick
>push foreskin back up
>done
My foreskin is big enough to pull over my flaccid dick but too small to pull over my erect dick.
>>3212945
Thnx. Pretty much the same I do. Sometimes overdo and jizz
>>3212945
this
also I have a bidet at home.
it should be in every house in 2014, really.
I wash my ass after every shit, and my dick daily and after every fap.
"dick cheese" is something you see only if you don't wash it for 4-5 days.
Also most people with phymosis can pull the skin back when flaccid.
Severe phymosis needs surgery instead.
>my first time
first time with a girl was average
>I was 14 she was 15
>my bedroom at parents house
>put condom on
>feel nothing with condom on, tiny 14 y/o dick
>fuck her for an hour, neither of us cum.
first time with a man (men)
>be 22 year old "straight"
>finally agree to come upstairs with my friends, a couple of 30 y/o gay dudes
>get fucked in the ass, suck and get sucked. enjoy it quite a bit.
it's still not pussy but I do enjoy it, and men are superior to hang out with in general so why not also fuck them
>>3212995
>14 y.o
fuck you normie
>>3212945
This is me too.
>>3213001
if it makes you feel better it's because I was total white trash with a knee length leather trench coat and a blue mohawk and drank colt 45 that I got in quebec
>she was one of those ridiculously hot nerdy chicks that is now supermodel tier
>I am not good looking at all, she wanted a bad-boy because women are infantile simple minded creatures
>being trashy doesn't work once you no longer go to little-mogadishu public high school
>i am no longer able to get laid with this trick
>had to develop some class and be a real human to get laid now
>>3212148
>tfw when I've haven't even held a guys hand
Sorry to say I'm not joking
>be in 6th grade
>dad got pissed off and drunk
>beat the crap out of me and then held me down by my neck
>unlubed virgin anal sex
>>3213804
RPers not allowed
>>3213860
>drunkenly abused by the person that I trusted second most in my life
>RP
wut?
>>3213905
Do you think the abuse influenced your sexuality?
>>3212225
You barebacked a stranger..?
Do you want aids?
>>3214261
Probably.
>>3212945
>My foreskin is big enough to pull over my flaccid dick but too small to pull over my erect dick.
>>3212868
dude, ALWAYS finger him first.
>>3212933
>so fucking happy that my parents had part of my dick cut off when I was a baby
>>3212225
>spare him the embaressment
You should tell him if you haven't already. If you don't then it's just going to happen again with someone else.
>>3212933
