there hasn't been one of these threads in a long time, and I like reading these.
>go to the mall with a friend
>complete boy-mode because no confidence
>stop by somewhere for some food
>cashier does a wide-eyed double take when I order in my man voice
>be me, in 20's and half year on HRT
>still not presenting female
>go to a metal show
>lots of long haired guys, think I look just like one of them
>pleasantly surprised when doorman greets me and my girlfriend with, "hello ladies"
Being gendered correctly, even if it was on accident, was the highlight of my night.
>>6382913
>Be me, in late 20's, no HRT
> At work, not even trying to present as fem because I'm all kinds of sweaty and shit.
> constantly called miss, love, sweety or deary. think nothing of it.
>Hear an old lady speaking to my boss "That girl was so helpful, you should give her a raise.
>>6382870
Straightfag from /pol/ here because of Orlando. I have a few stories you might like.
>see guy on campus in goth rocker fashion occasionally
>always in full blown goth rock outfit
>hangs out with tumblr pink hair hambeasts all the time
>obviously avoid because I'm not a mental illness special snowflake
>in cafeteria with friends
>my girlfriend points the guy out
>he's wearing a tanktop and nike shorts
>"yo, that's the goth guy"
>see sports bra through arm hole of tank top
>goth guy has huge tits that he must have been binding every day
>we all suddenly realize that weird goth guy is actually weird goth girl
Impressively passable in the full get up though
>>6383312
Where do you work?
>>6383417
Super market, stocking shelves, usually bulk drinks isle. Studying for a chemistry degree
im just a MtF casual cross dresser, and sometimes its just hit or miss...
>be snowboarding
>wearing mostly womens gear and have long hair
>not trying to fool anyone with my square jaw and low voice
>realize one day that a lot of people actually thought I was a girl
>getting on one lift
>2 guys jump on to join me
>i say 'hey'
>"oh shit"
>"dude... you're a dude"
>laugh it off and play it cool for the rest of the lift ride
I guess its easier to pull that off when most of your body is covered.
I am 21 but I still look really young i guess. its good though, because that makes it easier to pull off looking femme, and it means I can do this longer. I still get called 'buddy' by store employees when I ask for help with something.
>>6383312
No HRT but you're passing in your late 20's?
What kind of god tier genes do you have? How tall are you?
>ISP guy at the door, he is here to mount my new internet
>He knew *male name* were suppose to be here to sign the contract
>I'm in my male mode
>"Is male name here?"
>"Yes, that's me" throw my ID card at the table
>"Oh ok"
>He still don't get it. Keeps using female pronouns.
>"Just keep in mind that when *male name* comes back home he need to do this and this"
>He is now referring to us like we are couple or something
>MFW I signed a contract for my non-existing bf
>full boymode as always
>ordering a smoothie at the counter
>get smoothie and turn around to walk out
>hear old man in line say "oh that was a guy"
thats the best i got
I was at work (grocery store) yesterday and a little kid asked if I was a boy or a girl. :C
Her mother laughed and said "Oh, so full of questions, so full of questions!" over and over again.
>have a tinder
>try to make it kind of obvious im trans
(only been on AAs for a while and starting estrogen soon)
>this girls hits me up "Hey cutie, do you smoke?"
>of course i fucking smoke weed
>some sexting happens for a sec and im already omw to her house
>almost there, i get that "sit on my face" text
>text her "you know im trans right?"
>thought everybody fuckin knew
>once i get there shes like wow youre so cute, ur voice is deep but i wouldnt have guessed blah blah blah
>making out for a minute, getting hot and heavy
>her phone goes off
>her boyfriend apparently didnt clock me either and is now not okay with me being there
>"Sorry, i personally would but my boyfriend and me's relationship comes first. I wish everyone could be so open minded :("
>try and have some class as i leave furious and high as shit
>dont make a big deal out of it cause they seem temporary and im gonna fuck her anyways eventually
>still smoke free weed with her and her dog sometimes
>be me
>ftm, god teir manly genes from bio father and mother
>before I came out looked like a mtf with a wig
>didn't have any friends
>come out at 11 and pass flawlessly, become happy and half successful
>mfw I never understood that people couldn't pass until I went to group therapy or whatever.
>mfw the only kind of "not passing" I have is not looking my age both fat distribution wise and voice wise.
i dont have any in depth stories but i'm stealth and guys sometimes off=handedly mention my "vagina." and people will often talk about transgender issues in front of me and i have no idea what to say because i dont want to out myself!!!
i have godtier genes though, i've been getting gendered female since childhood, even before i knew i was trans.
i once had someone tell me they "knew (i) had a vagina because of my voice"
#GODTIERVOICE #GODTIERGENES
dont worry fellow trannies though, i hate myself so much so it really doesn't mattter anyways
>>6387695
I feel like you're 12
>>6387728
im 18 lol, why did u think i'm 12? because i pass?
>>6387770
No, it's because the way you type out your words and your lingo are that of a 12 year old.
>>>lol
>>6387784
can you explain more in depth?? i didn't use lol at all in the firrst post
>>6387802
capitalize all of your "I"s first, *I'm, off=handedly isn't even a word, those exclamation marks are pure cringe fuel, you seem not to know when to put down a period or a comma, etc.
also fucking hashtags? seriously? this isn't fucking twitter or tumblr.
>>6387802
You used "lol" in the second post though.
What, have you been here for a couple of hours? Did one of your l33t h4k3r friends show you this place?
please leave.
>be ex tranny in boymode
>detrans'd because i think i'm too ugly to ever pass
>at the store doing a bit of shopping
>dress kinda faggy, but confident that i look like any other man
>young male cashier asks "credit or debit, ma'am?"
>i start to answer
>sound girly because thats how i'm used to talking
>fumble and try to do man voice
>"d-debit please"
>he doesn't seem to have noticed
>mfw this happens at least a few times per week
>>6383312
Post face
>>6387469
>ftm
>derp why don't people pass it's easy
T is a hell of a drug. Which is exactly why most mtfs don't pass.
>5 days ago
>at prom, full makeup, dress, looking fine
>went to the after party wearing jeans and a baggy sweater, it was cold as fuck
>was walking by a group of dudes
>"are you a lady with a mans voice"
>my dumb drunk ass says "no I'm a fuckin tranny"
My voice doesn't pass but at least they thought i looked like a girl
>be mtf 1 year still boymode because I'm a genetic failure
>still getting hit on by women for being 'cute'
>'anon is so handsome'
I die a little inside every time.
>>6385567
uh... 169 cm... so..uh... 5.5? I still get carded going into bars because I looked 12 until about 25ish. I think I have minor androgen insensitivity or something. Years before I came out people just assumed I was a grumpy lesbian, even had a dwarf...little person? Height challenged individual? shout at me over a bar once and start making air humping motions.
>>6388418
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm more of a... behind the camera kind of person, only pictures of me would link straight back to my fb or something and I'm a relatively private lil birb.
