hail to the greatest leader britain has ever had
not counting england as an independent sovereign nation without the shackles of scotland weighing it down
not posting previous since it was one of senpais gross ones
>>5255641
greatest prime minister to ever have lived
and she was right about EVERYTHING
all of the fucking issues were going through now wouldnt be happening if wed just listened to thatcher
instead she got fucking ousted and shat on by eu loving cunts like nigel lawson
and now the man has the fucking audacity to say he should lead the out campaign
nah b
>>5255647
acted like a man?
she just acted like someone who believed in something
she didnt act like a man
she controlled the men in parliament by squeezing their fucking nuts and telling them what to do
which is why they got rid of her
u honestly have no friends do u
most politicians arent alpha people like margaret thatcher
most of them are beta yes men people pleasers
its not a man or woman thing
twat
>be in high school
>openly gay
>in math
>someone asks "does anyone have a hole puncher?"
>"yea anon hahaha"
>everyone starts laughing
>people refer to me as hole puncher for the rest of the year
happy high school memories
>>5255668
top kek my friend
>>5255668
At least they think you're a top.
>>5255668
lmfao
>>5255668
that's so cute.
GET WITH GOD BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
>>5255677
I'm saving my virginity for Jesus
i feel u anon
>>5255668
need a shag lad
>>5255660
you know very little of British politics beyond memes, this women turned the traditional pragmatic conservative party into a neo-liberal idealist group with the same image as mister burns, Plus this view you have of the 'iron lady' is a blatant propaganda view, she was shot down multiple times in parliament and eventually alienated her own party. I guess this is what I get when I argue with someone who is under 20. You'll grow up and stop following the cult of the 'new right' and realises why laissez faire is a dumb idea.
>>5255668
at least it was just name calling and not getting beaten up, some of us had it much worse
>>5255696
it's honestly visible top privilege.
i've been a visible bottom my whole life.
shit can get violent tbqh faM. ;~;
>>5255675
It wasn't cute booger ;-;
>>5255706
Were your friends mostly girls?
>>5255702
I hate that people can tell I'm a bottom just by looking, this was like 5 months ago, but it still bothers me a lot, there was a guy I was eyeing up while I was at work and he noticed and walked over and said "Sorry, I'm not a top", just outright assumed I was a bottom, even more annoying because I'm not even single, and have never been the type to just hook up like that, I was just enjoying some eye candy
>>5255709
My "close" group of friends were a pretty even mix.
Three boys and four girls
>>5255668
"hole puncher"?
One thing I hate more than being insulted is uninspired insults; these homophobes need to get creative...
>>5255713
>when you're a pure top with a huge dick and breeders make joke about you taking it up the rump
>>5255689
are u dumb
thatcher was only defeated a few times
and those were concerning the eu and the nhs
no ones allowed to do anything to the nhs in this country for some dumb as fuck reason
propaganda from the soviet union who hated her politics? right
obviously u dont know shit about british politics
since u think enoch powell is some far right conservative
him and thatcher were like the only tories to vote to make gay sex legal
neither of them were far right
but obviously ur some butthurt socialist whos confused about what he believes in
booger hitler and the rest of the autistic trannies need to fuck off rly
mtfg has so many cool fucking trannies
why do the few shit ones have to come here
>>5255731
femboys are trannies in denial and femgen is dead
>>5255733
good riddance
>>5255733
>femboys are trannies in denial
Dank meme bro
>>5255733
true
thats why they suck
mtfgen has cool decent people
femgen was just full of the shit people invading this place now
>>5255733
femboys are like priests.
they're pure and beautiful and amazing.
trannies are like dark priests.
they've tampered with blood magic like hrt and surgeries to retain their feminine looks.
sometimes a priest can mess with the blood magic and come back before it's too late.
;~;
>>5255744
is lgbt crap like dragon age classes
sword and shield tanks = bears
dps two handed = wolves/bulls
utility rogues = twinks
Blood mages = trannies
healers = femboys
dps mages = cub chasers
melee/archer rogues = otters
>>5255750
I honest doubt whether you're 18, you sound like an edgy 14 year old
>>5255751
>tfw no class
>tfw the npc that sells you condom pots for the upcoming raid
>>5255751
that's just about right tbqh.
but i'd make utility rogues cub chasers and dps mages twinks. utility mages could be fembois too.
>>5255755
oh and the anons ahting on femgen posters could be templars.
balls are so soft and fun
>>5255758
hating*.
dragon age origins was so good. so much potential for sequels... i'm sad now.
>>5255760
Especially when shaved
>>5255768
Because it would be extremely weird.
>>5255744
but femboys are terrible. its like a bunch of men walking around wanting what they think is female privilege. they basically act like how r9k says women act. thats why when they transition they are also the worst trannies
>>5255781
i believe this is true
because mtfgen is chill
and femgen is fucking shit
and now the femgeners are making gaygen shit
they need to FUCK OFF
>>5255781
i'm not really like that though...
i think you're like relating me to people you've met in the community and you're wrong dude.
i'm just a faggot shitposter with aspergers. yeah i don't hit the gym. i'm more into cardio. but i'm not some annoying lisp-voice, broken wrist faggot who wants to be a woman.
>>5255800
fuck am i to blame
i wasnt here when these fucking cunts started raiding
i come back and theyve full blown raided
u stupid beta faggots let them raid
>>5255801
>even bothering to make this
pure autism
>>5255744
You're so sweet, booger. I wish to give you piggybacks.
>>5255771
Have you never seen /tesg/ or any of the mod hosting sites? It's basically 90% nudity/fetish mods.
>>5255813
>>5255801
omg why even jeez no
>>5255809
i don't know. i might be too big for piggybacks.
i'm 125lbs at 5'9.5''.
>>5255809
I don't go near those places for good reason.
Also I don't think dolphins care about the gender of their rape subjects.
Also why is this thread solely:
>MUH THATCHER
>ABLOOBLOOBLOO FEMGEN
Shut the fuck up whining Freddie. It's all you fucking do.
>>5255806
a lot of the shitposting is a direct response to your uneccessarily inflammatory posts and your blogposting.
you cant fully escape responsibility here
whatever
im going for a run
fuck all of u
stupid ugly bastards
>>5255820
Not even close. You are cleared for landing.
>>5255822
All I wanted was to increase my party size, so I searched for "companion mod". But... I didn't know. How could I have known?
I think the filename was for a specific joke. I'unno, I saved it like 4 years ago.
>engaging with Freddie
What are you doing?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>5255838
What can I say, I'm probably a masochist deep down.
Seems like a Blazing Saddles joke, no?
And as for Skyrim.. oh dear.. did you find re-enactments of the Lusty Argonian Maid? I kept crashing Skyrim with mods because muh RAM limitations. I gave up eventually because it just kept crashing when it hit the RAM limit.
>>5255668
>Be in high school
>Some people tough i maybe gay, but most people assumed I was straight
>Still in the closet
>Be enough ambiguosly about my sexuallity that people didn't even asked about it out of awkwardness
>Missed out the chance to fuck a the only qt gay guy my age in town who was obiously interested
>Meet him a few years later
>He has become way hotter, now suddenly has muscles and if he was a 7/10 now he was a 9/10.
>He subtly resents me for ignoring him when I was the only other decent gay guy around
>Now he can have any guy and isn't interested any more
tl;dr I missed out teen love
>>5255850
i can relate to this so much.
fuck. if i could just like redo those years in high school.
>>5255849
I saw it all, Writer-Anon. Every last bit of it.
I think I just kind of did everything then stopped.
>>5255850
I spent secondary school getting teased to death by some demonic bislut. He'd mock me in front of our friends then offer me a blowjob all in the same week. Then one day he just stopped talking to me ;-;
>>5255867
I don't think I talk with anyone from highschool anymore. It's not worth speaking with those people.
>>5255874
Only person I still associate with from high school is my ex
Was a little awkward for a while when I found out he was a channer and had stumbled onto my posts and discovered I was Hitler lol
>>5255876
did you date Gay Tank? or nah?
>>5255874
There are some people I wish I was still in contact with, or at least on better terms with. It's been a few years now though, so I suppose it doesn't matter.
I can't be too judgmental about some people from back then, because I did stupid things as well.
>>5255879
gross no lol
ex was a grade below me
Daily reminder that there will never be a quality cheesecake game for gays.
>>5255853
I do too sometimes, but I quickly realize I'm romanticizing my highschool experience and would sooner die than groundhog day that shit.
>>5255881
It's weird because now I'm always an outlier for any social group. At 22, most people my age have social groups already established, but I don't. I have one or two friends here and there, and sometimes I'll hang out with their friends; it's a fleeting thing and I'm never in the center.
It's interesting because I've met a lot of people that way. It's horrible because it's all superficial and unrewarding.
>>5255896
If I woke up tomorrow, and I were in highschool again, I'd take myself to a multistory and jump. I would straight up nope out of there.
>>5255853
Not just high school, college too
I spend my first years being a total nun, despite being out and everyone knowing I was gay
And all those gays and bisexuals in my classes who were still in the closet and where obsiously lusting over my out gay cock. If only I had a better gaydar back then, fuckk
Still sleep with a few them in the last year tho
>>5255896
My ex or gay tank?
Gay Tank was 6'6 350lbs and had no eyebrows
so yea he was ugly
Ex was cute twink
Anyone have an advice on how to come less quickly. I'm usually bottom and I sometimes fuck my boyfriend but I usually cum too quickly, which is not too much of a problem because he cums around the same time as well, but if like to increase my stamina. Any tips on lasting longer as a top?
>>5255913
ah that sucks.
gaytankxhitler fantasy ruined.
>Go out on a first date
>He he's handsome, funny, and is obvious that he's into me and is shy about it
>Get a bit too drunk
>He offers to have a last beer in my flat
>Go there and we fuck
>He even comes 2 times in just a while
>Few days later
>He text that he isn't ready for a relationship and that we should stay friends
>Haven't talked to me since
Why didn't i listen to 90s sitcoms?? NEVER have sex on your first date if you want a second
>>5255930
slut
>>5255930
he had sex with u because he was being nice
and obviously he was desperate
ur lucky
id just be checking grindr the whole time i was with u
then make up some excuse about my dad dying and leave
and then have sex with someone whos not a boring weirdo
>>5255823
as if me stopping will stop them posting
ignoring them is what made them fucking take over
u betas should have flamed them the fuck out when they first arrived
>>5255917
jerk off a little while before sex
and
make a list of something and when you feel you're close to cum try to remember every thing on the list in the right order
like, make a list of all the presidents of the country in order from first to last
and try to remember it during sex. It'll distract you and you won't cum
but be careful because you may get soft doing this
I just jerked off while playing the sims :c
>>5255950
Eventually it just becomes another thing that happens. Like sneezing or crying.
Have you ever just sat back and had a sudden realization of how fucked up the /lgbt/ community is?
1. They're all about their selfish lustful desires.
2. They only care about their own or those who're accepting of them and bow down to their "love has no boundaries" bullshit.
3. They're so proud of themselves and what they've accomplished to defeat traditional marriage values & biblical morals.
4. Billions of dollar have been donated to the /lgbt/ community in the name of finding a cure for HIV/AIDS when it could go to better use.
5. Every other /lgbt/ person is mentally ill and disgustingly lewd. Very few have any redeeming qualities.
Let's discuss how fucked up the /lgbt/ community is...
>>5255958
plastic surgery and a personal trainer will help u
>>5255958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
>>5255963
I'm already a 8/10 desu.
>>5255930
iktf like if you weren't into me then why string me along. Then why bother saying we can be friends when you never message me again and ignore my messages. Feelsbadman
>>5255966
Ugh that fucking song.
>>5255972
ur really not
or u wouldnt be so angry at the hot people who can actually get laid
>>5255974
its because ur boring and cant offer them anything
its funny seeing guys on here cry about u not returning their messages
im getting text/whatsapped stalked by some guy i met and had sex with for less than an hour
gonna start giving out fake numbers
>>5255966
Play a good gay song plz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRZbQemmyAg
>>5255984
fat guys with no asses
gutted
almost as sad as fat girls with no ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE
>>5255984
its sadder
because fat girls can get u drunk and trap u with a baby
>>5255987
Who cares about Jonny McGovern or the other homo homies he has with him. The gay porn stars are the eye candy. Especially the bearded one.
>>5255982
>ur really not or u wouldnt be so angry at the hot people who can actually get laid
>can actually get LAID
>can actually get AIDS
Yeah, no thanks. I believe in traditional marriage & values. I believe in a UNPERVERTED committed relationships that doesn't require me to ram my dick in someones ass or throat for them to get some sort of pleasure out of pain.
Gay sex is disgusting no matter how you spin it. You're all a bunch of fudge packers, male dick suckers, and scrotum swallowers, and you don't even care that you're some third rate sex whore whose mentally ill.
>>5255958
>mfw horny all the time
>mfw only hang out with lgbt friendly people in lgbt friendly places
>mfw pretty proud about separating religious marriage from civil marriage even more
>mfw feel like a philantropist because ppl in africa will have leds aids thanks to my slutiness
>mfw extra lewd and open to more lewdness
n.n
>>5255994
>Jonny McGovern
which ones are the gay porn stars?
the ones without back hair?
why would u watch those cows fuck
>>5255997
What's your point?
>>5255997
It's like you're talking to a wall you know that right?
>>5256002
Jonny McGovern is the singer. If you can't tell which ones are the porn stars you're more retarded than I thought.
>>5255982
>its because ur boring and cant offer them anything
Then why meet up for several dates in a short amount of time? Why introduce me to his friends and family? Then why do a fucking u-turn saying how your scared of commitment and that I'm great and genuine and handsome and its your own problems. You know what fuck you I actually really liked you and you crushed me. Now I have to see you taking pics and snapchats with guys at clubs whilst I sit at home with a pit in my stomach. Then you have the nerve to say you feel really bad about it and you were crying driving home well boo fucking hoo if you were that invested emotionally you wouldnt have fucked me off without giving me a chance. God I hate my fucking life.
>>5255997
desu
gay sex is pretty disgusting
ive had sex with hundreds of dudes and enjoyed it with less than a handful
and ive enjoyed it sober with one
but only ugly ppl angry at the world believe in marriage and shit
most ppl wont get married pretty soon
cos most just get divorced anyway
cheaper to just shack up til u get sick of their face then break up
i think u need to become amish
How about this classic.
always makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk
>>5255997
amen to that
innocent relationships are where its at
this dirty dtf anytime gays are doing just flat out disgust me
>>5256027
Not dank enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkTpGsiSD-o&feature=youtu.be
I hate gay people because they gossip and bring drama. I hate gay people because they love to shop and they care deeply about how they look. Does anyone realize how annoying that is? When you see a man—a human fortunate enough to be blessed with a long, swinging weapon-of-a-penis—who acts like an annoying plastic bitch like everyone on /gaygen/. Why would anyone like a person like that?
And the crying. Dear God the crying. The revolting idea of a testosterone-fueled guy pouring out his emotions onto someone else's pathetic shoulder makes me sick to my stomach.
I don't hate you because you cover your face in semen and eat out bacteria-infested assholes. I hate you because you act like the most annoying species on earth: women.
I'm even willing to bet that if you acted less like a woman, you would be more respected in the world. Why can't any of you suck dicks and still just chill like normal dudes!? Why do you constantly have to eye us straight guys up and fantasize about having sex with us. Why don't you learn to control your mental illness or take meds?
>>5255652
>being fascinated by human achievement
>even once
meme grips memes
+ thatcher was a paedo apologist 100% truth
>>5256041
>>5256015
ok
shit
that is shitty desu
i thought u meant it was a one off thing
it was a couple of dates mate get over it though
meet someone new
u seem clingy af which is why he probably dropped u
>>5256011
they all look fat with flat asses to me though i dont get how any of them could be porn stars
this is what i trhought gay porn stars looked like
>>5256052
everyone liked him
so dont start
>>5256052
i'm not fascinated by human achievement and i hate thather. i admire dfw because he's a depressed shitlord like me but he was able to produce a refined lexicon and some decent novels.
something i've always wanted to do, but never will.
>>5256058
D E E P D A R K F A N T A S Y
>>5256064
It was about 2 weeks with about 5-6 dates spent full days with him i cant help getting attached. Just sucks cus he seemed really into me then were cuddling in bed and he drops that bombshell just before were about to go out for drinks.
>>5256059
Why bother with relationships? People in this day and age have been trained not to want them; just look at all the connotations of seeing someone in movies or TV shows. It's all doom and gloom these days, 'Oh yeah you never get to go out with your mates', 'All of your money goes hahaha don't date women sonny' that kind of shit.
So when nobody actually seems to want a relationship, when in Rome, go on Grindr and fuck a few people because that's what's on the menu.
Or don't, and miss out on even a slice of the fun.
>>5256064
>hairless
>no beard
no thanks
>>5256083
What if I don't want a relationship or sex?
>>5256091
>Or don't, and miss out on even a slice of the fun.
>>5256091
>What if I don't want a relationship or sex?
>>5256083
But I don't want random hookups it feels good at the time but then I feel empty and dead inside. I just want a qt twink to cuddle with. Pisses me off man everytime I start talking to someone and we get on I ask what exactly hes looking for "fun and mates tbf" I hate gays.
>>5256095
My guess is Hitler just wants attention without attachment.
>>5256064
right so johnny rotten was trying to bring it up in bbc interviews in 1977 and getting banned from air resultantly but thatcher, holding the very highest role government, wasnt aware that saville liked raping children. lol no. everyone knew. but no-one would say anything bc saville had info on highly important figures in thatchers government and the broader establishment.
>>5256065
im quoting a death grips interview haha my opinions arent that gay
>>5256041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk&feature=youtu.be
>>5256078
sounds WAY too full on
if hes like me he gets sick of ppl fast
i go through phases where i really like being around peop[le
usually because theyre giving me something i want desu
and i know they like me more than i like them
and i get bored
and ill move on
but ill always end up going back to hang out with them a few months down the line
u can wait for him to need u again and get in touch
or u can say fuck him
and find someone who might not be as exciting
but whos looking for what ur looking for
stop thinking about him and def stop contacting him
nothing worse than guys who wont leave u alone when u dont respond to them
>>5256087
nigga all of the ones who show their ass are hairless
get over it
>>5256105
fact is sam
nobody cares about people raping children
nobody actually gives a fuck
people pretend they care these days
they dont
they def didnt care back then
so get over it
>>5256110
Jus saiyan like it be yo
>>5256103
You think it's just gays? It's not. Like I said, everything about relationships is painted negatively, and we've been exposed to that pretty strongly for the last 20 years. When you factor gay in too, it just makes it seem like a lot of problems for no gain. Nobody wants to do it anymore.
It's easier not to torture yourself with something you can't have.
>>5256083
thats not even why
back in the day ppl didnt have the internet and apps to meet new ppl
so they stuck with the same shitty people they hated
now we can meet lots of new ppl constantly
so ppl dont bother sticking with the same person when they can get something better
or just have lots of different people without them finding out about eachother
its just easier to fuck lots of ppl than it used to be
u ppl overthink everything
>>5256109
I can get that it was too quick I think that myself, It's just that fact that he's the one who wanted to see me all the time. Asking me to stay over his and call in sick to work together so we can spend the day with each other chilling. It just took me by surprise and it hurts being led on.
>>5256128
So just because I don't want a boyfriend you're saying I only want to receive attention without having to give any effort or attention in return?
Do all single faggots have to cry and mope because tfw no bf
>>5256109
fat back quit posting fat people
>>5256140
he wasnt leading u on
at that stage u were giving him something he needed
now he doesnt need it
hell need it again soon and ur who hell go to to get it
so u can wait for that to happen
or u can blow him off and find someone else
ur probably really sweet and comforting and thats what he liked about u
i met a guy in like july
who i really liked spending time with
cuddling
felt like i was falling in love
for like a week
and then i snapped out of it
and hes texted me and called me
and ive ignored him
i responded in like september with hi
and he said is that all i get
and i havent responded since
he didnt do it on purpose
and he didnt try to fuck u up
if the situation is similar to mine
u know shit just happens
move on
>>5256145
You said you dont want a relationship or sex
That leaves only one thing "attention". There is nothing else. Other than friendship.
>tfw no eddie bf
So i had this whole plan to find out who these two guys who were fucking in the school changing rooms are. And I used my mad detective skills + school records and after a week I know who they are.
And i was going to try and hookup with one of them, but it turns out one of them now has a girlfriend and the other one is a vaguely psychopathic and mentally unstable judo champion.
Damnit, that is terrible luck. damn, damn, damn.
>get up
>think of things to scratch off my to-do list
>eat, get dressed
>get into bed
>pull sheets over head
>suddenly 8 hours later
I wasn't even sleeping.
>>5256158
>So i had this whole plan to find out who these two guys who were fucking in the school changing rooms are.
>And i was going to try and hookup with one of them
god homos are sluts
its genuinely pissing me off
i hope aids kill you all
>>5256170
Nothing wrong with sex, man. Its fun.
sluttiness is only a problem if you start cheating on people, spreading diseases, or otherwise hurting people. Two 18 year olds having sex? who cares.
>tfw no dog dicked bf
>>5256151
You mention friendship, by why is that ruled out and only added as a side note?
I do have a life outside the internet, you know.
Not everything equates to attention seeking behaviour.
And a relationship gives a form attention. It's affection mixed with friendship. Me saying I don't need someone else's affection to be happy completely contradicts everything you're trying to say
go try and shit on someone else, m8
Nothing better than having a big bowl of cereal for a snack.
I just farted in a silent lecture hall
>>5256187
raisin bran is the master race
grape nuts are great if you have to go hard all day though
>>5256183
I'm not shitting on you I'm trying to understand what you want. So you want a friend to have romantic touchy feely kiss and cuddle with, but not be emotionally attached in a relationship and never have sex with you? Like a cuddle buddy?
>>5256193
I don't know why this made me laugh.
>>5256041
>>5256027
meanwhile on /y/
https://youtu.be/uqCDmJmnYyY
>>5256199
You read it in a bitchy tone. I didn't impose that upon your thought process. Re-read it in a nicer tone, in a legit question calm tone. I'm pretty sure you will reconsider accusing me of being a cunty bitch. Nothing I type is ever in a bitchy tone because I'm not a bitchy person. I'm quite calm, reserved, and I like to laugh.
>>5256195
In my original post I was referencing people who cry "tfw no bf" all the time saying that I didn't need a man to be happy and was content being single
Nowhere did I say I wanted anything you mentioned in your post
I honestly have no clue how you are unable to understand
http://strawpoll.me/6046103
>>5256224
Yorkshire Dales 4 lyfe
>>5256199
like what
u mean closing the mines and shit that were going to cripple the economy
if it wasnt for thatcher wed be like greece
or eastern europe
we were the fucking poorest country in western europe when she took over
and she left us as the richest
and 23.3x richer
if u love socialism so much why dont u move to north korea
>>5256224
Cream and sugar bls
>>5256221
mkay Hitlay
>>5256224
I made an eggnog latte earlier
>>5256224
anyone else into black tea and/or ginger tea?
>>5256224
Coffee Black
SP prefers sweet creamy coffee
>>5256232
Oh my god so is so much cooler than you baka desu senpai
>>5256240
SP*
>>5256240
There is no competition, we're all gay and equally kawaii desu individuals. Except for the "straight" denial anonymous.
>>5256251
>Except for the "straight" denial anonymous.
me? i dont even know anymore desu
>>5256305
Yeah eggnog is pretty yummy.
>>5256203
>tfw never find my seme
>>5256314
Yah shit is really good with cinnamon <3
>>5256229
selling off public housing and other public tax-payer owned assets for private sector friends
+ turning us into a finance based london centric economy based on ideological lies over the unions and british industry (mines were closed down whether profitable or not)
fun fact right crime rate literally doubled under her government i wonder why maybe poverty
>>5256336
Cinnamon sounds nice with eggnog, but I know I will be the only one adding it since SP isn't too fond of cinnamon. It's reassuring though that if I buy a can of peanuts, almonds,or cashews that I will never have to share my stash.
>>5256354
Yes I love when guys wont touch your shit cause you know they dont like it hehe. Also magic the gathering huh my nigga.
>>5256360
This thanksgiving and christmas that fucking pecan pie is all mine cus he won't eat it. I love nuts and it fits perfectly that I'm with someone who doesn't. Nom nom nom
Although Cashews aren't nuts, they're seeds. Still yummy.
>>5256371
SP is making the right call, honestly.
>>5256371
nuts are the best man. Must be great too have the I eat what you dont relationship there hehe.
>Party questions:
Age of first party and how was it?
How often do you go to parties?
When was the last party you went to?
>>5256408
16
Never
Er... 3 years ago? Yeah, about that.
>>5256251
>Except for the "straight" denial anonymous.
Hey! I r̶e̶s̶e̶m̶b̶l̶e̶ resent that remark. Some straights can be c-cool too, r-rright guys?
Have to admit that I was thinking about calling myself something else b/c of the last week or so. Never thought I would actually see the day were freddie posting was a good thing. I wonder what caused the massive influx of odd posters.
>>5256408
16 and I wasnt really into it, but it was okay.
Still go to a party like every month.
The last party I went to was last week.
>>5256408
Party
>age and how was it?
13, best friend's birthday party sleep over- sorta fun, but couldn't sleep and just played video games while all the other boys slept
>how often do you go to parties
Nearly never
>last part you went to
age 20, after work party legal drinkers asked for dibs on collecting alcohol for minor coworkers. Asked for 750 ml Vodka. had the bottle sticking out of my back pocket the whole night. Coworker girl asked if she can kiss me I said as long as I can kiss your boyfriend. (he also worked there big beefy nord looking guy with a beard) She asked him he said sure. Kissed her, then kissed him. He was really drunk.
Last real party I ever been to. Couple others that were just friends hanging out, not parties.
>straight guy I kissed sorta looks like pic
>>5256408
>Age of first party and how was it?
heh...
>How often do you go to parties?
heh.........
>When was the last party you went to?
heh.....................................
You're 20x more likely to be successful in life if you're raised by a single father.
>raised by a single mom
Welp, game over.
>>5256408
12/13 probably. i drank 5 cans of strongbow, smoked a spliff and then fully vommed up.
t b h barely ever nowadays but nearly every few days when i was a teenager and not excessively mentally ill.
halloween.
>>5256455
If that's true im set hehe.
>>5256460
youre off to a bad start already senpai
dont get your hopes up
>>5256408
>>Party questions:
>Age of first party and how was it?
18, i got super drunk and pissed myself and feel in love with my best friend's older brother, but the love was never mutual and i had to give up on him. ;~;
>How often do you go to parties?
like once every two years
>When was the last party you went to?
uh family party christmas last year. got high with my cousin and talked about gay shit with him.
>>5256465
I dont know man im pretty sure im fine.
>>5256473
youre a gay femboy desu
think of it objectively
youre pretty fucked
would you fuck 21 year old Bismarck?
>>5256408
>Age of first party and how was it?
I was 2. Mama was in the kitchen weighing the kilos.
Dad was on the couch getting head from her best friend.
I was in some back bedroom with a child molester friend of my dad.
I'm pretty sure he was trying to fit the head of his penis into my rear-end.
>How often do you go to parties?
I would go more often if I knew how to make pipe bombs.
>When was the last party you went to?
7 or 8. I dunno.
>>5256481
no wonder youre gay
have you seen a therapist?
>>5256408
1st birthday party duh
idk it looked fun in videos and photos
it was a teletubbies theme
depends on ur definition of a party
last week monday
>>5256345
she sold the public houses to the people who fucking lived in them
at a rate that was way lower than market value
so these people could stop paying rent to the council and own their own homes
and the labour government before her sold off way more council houses than she did
what assets did she sell off
the whole world turned into a finance based world economy
thats what happens
china is going from an industrial country to a finance and service based country now
its what fucking happens
because like what is happening in china now
industry cant support an economy forever
crime rose because stupid angry northern monkeys who worked in mines blamed her for them losing their jobs
when they should have just got another job instead of bitching about their shitty mine jobs going
if u dont like it
fuck off to north korea
>>5256477
not if he's a top tho
>>5256478
no but I'd gladly take young Teddy Roosevelt to bed
>>5256489
no ive already decided that im gonna turn into a femboy too and top him
>>5256491
>implying good ol' ted is a bottom
>>5256455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z01XLikQaOQ
penguins are so cute
>>5256455
I was raised by a single father and I'm just about every /r9k/ stereotype barring fat and sexist.
Shit.
>>5256531
because u tell people u were molested
how about not telling ppl and they wont assume u need a shrink
duh
>>5256531
>Be underage, cute, naive.
pretty much
>>5256546
that's kinda... horrible tbqh. I've never been to a party where the ppl wanted underage there (unless it was fellow underage ppl throwing the party)
Who the heck were you hanging out with?
>>5256546
>>5256531
Yeah by the age of 25 you stop getting invited to parties and start looking too old to do that stuff. It gets more embarrassing when you are near 30 and start inviting yourself to parties.
>>5256557
>>5256551
friends of friends.
i hit gay death at twenty and stopped getting invited to parties.
>>5255751
>tfw twink and played rogue since vanilla launch when i was like 7
>>5256574
>not playing healslut classes
what are you doing?
i'm resto shammy on mol10 rn.
leveling a priest after this.
git gud slut.
>>5255751
I prefer one handed weapon and mage. Shields are stupid.
The gods, angels, and saints are here preventing total destruction and utter doom on planet earth. We brought a wave of love, kindness, and purity that prevented the complete utter breakdown of this planet.
We gave you time, sinners of earth, for you to repent before it is too late For the separation of those who are ripe(pure and good people) and those who are wicked(unrepentant sinners) is upon you. Blind are the people of earth who turn away from the truth.
The Bible Warns, Be self-controlled and alert. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.
>>5256566
>i hit gay death at twenty
I don't see how, you still look like an androgynous girl in the shit you've posted here.
>>5256455
>tfw raised by stay at home dad
>>5256557
eventually your all going to die. Sad? Am dead can confirm.
>>5256581
lel i have numerous server firsts on a high pop realm as a teenager, git gud healbitch I bet you don't even have your aotc yet :^)
I'm German wanting to start community for nationalist LGBT Europeans
Where should I start
>>5256591
Best build for me
>Heavy Armor to take lots of damage
>One -Handed Axe right hand, quick and powerful
>Ice mage left hand, slow down enemy
>and archer rouge for distant objects only or sneak attack, of course poison dipped arrows
>>5256408
>implying I've ever been to a party
;~;
>>5256613
You can come to my party bb
>>5256597
>>Am single dad,
>>daughter are well and thoughtful, not stupid and honest.
>>They left their mother
>>she's a fucking psycho.
>>good job me.
>>if i can only get them to take shorter showers.
>>5256557
You think 25 is bad, wait til'you're 30.
You feel like you don't fit in anywhere anymore.
Young twenty-something year olds with more ambition are making more than you in the workplace while bragging about what they did on their vacation time.
Life only gets worse with age..so much you have be responsible for. I can see why now people stay on welfare for years so long never getting a job. Being a responsible adult is no fun.
>>5256557
Be a "degenerate" and get involved in the leather/kink community. Death doesn't happen until 35 and then all the subs pine after the guys over 40
>>5256602
>your
Gay death isn't real anyway. True love exists even when you're old and wrinkly.
http://www.queerty.com/most-adorable-old-gay-couple-ever-20130509
>>5256609
do u even know what a fucking nationalist is
u dumb fuck
god i hate germans
>>5256607
lelwut
>playing after wotlk ever
>thinking you're good for play ez post-cata metas
puhlease. get out of here. you are embarrassing yourself.
>>5256609
At home.
>>5255751
>no spellthief
one day...
>there are people in gaygen right now who aren't immortal
plebs
there are people over 20 using 4chan
there are people over 25 using 4chan
there are people over 30 using 4chan
kill me if i reach 19 and im still using 4chan
>>5256626
I got server first zero lights and algalon as well as server second LK25mH and server first fangs daggers, you need to git gud.
>>5256519
In the back of your mind, your thinking how can i use this person. STOP NOW.
I will give you such a pinch.
>>5256635
go back to 9gag
>>5256635
>(you)
>>5256638
how else do i become a social butterfly?
if i just did "what felt right" i would sit inside playing vidya all day
>>5256625
Well I can also put it as "not being self-hating people who are ready to lose their own identity" which is something Angela Merkel wants to happen.
>>5256408
>Age of first party and how was it?
16, I don't really remember how it was.
>How often do you go to parties?
Never these days. Med student, haven't met anyone I like at uni. Had a very time consuming job before this.
>When was the last party you went to?
2014 new year's. I still drink by myself a lot, unfortunately.
>>5256635
62 yo 4chan master race checking in
>>5256625
I was in Germany for 4 months and I never met an extreme nationalistic German person while I was there. There were a few Germans who were short tempered with Arab speakers that lived in the town, but never spoke a word of German. Other than that they were fairly nice and thought of themselves as Europeans not German Nationalists. Then again, I was in a small tiny town and I didn't venture far outside of the University I was at so my experience might be bias.
>>5256624
I'm old, and you always think your young. Even though your body breaks down. your brain with always be young.
So have fun you bunch of idiot.
Oh and have loads of sex.
God knows i still do, them granny's sure know how to grind the D
>>5256635
49 yo, 4chan is my bitch, checking in,
>>5256656
Hey i'm not alone.
>>5256650
merkel wants a bunch of muslims in germany because they have lots of kids
and germans are so boring and ugly they wont fuck eachother and make children
so the immigrants will make younger people to pay for the old ones
dont blame merkel
blame u germans for being ugly and boring and unfuckable even to eachother
and u faggot germans arent helping the problem
>>5256656
are u rly 62?!?!?!??!?!
>>5256662
jesus christ
why do u come here
>>5256662
daddy~
>>5256657
Germany wants to fix the reputation after WW2 which apparently means completely losing national identity and not showing any signs of nationalistic pride.
>>5256677
As they should. I was born in the US, but I don't condone what America did to the Native Americans, Mexicans, Hawaiians, etc. not to mention sticking their sticky fingers in everyone's country for the sake of "national Security" or "ensuring protection of democracy world wide", it's hard to be proud of living in a country that did bad things in the past, but it's best to like your country for the good things your it has done and not the bad. In all honesty I don't dislike the US I just prefer the Canadian way of life. Apart from Quebec, which is just a whiny brat of a province.
>mfw only about 8 more posts until freddie makes a new thread
>>5256677
Why?
What signs of Nationalist pride do you want to display that are banned?
Denying the 6 gazillion, flying the swastika?
>>5256704
Healthy nationalism doesn't mean condoning past mistakes. Especially when this bullshit is spreading everywhere else too, I'm proud of Poles for not forgetting what happened in 1939 and standing up.
>>5256677
>Germany took all the shitty sub human Sunni Turks
That's probably the one single thing they've done right with immigration
>>5256727
It's good that Germany has a law against anyone saying outloud that the Holocaust didn't exist. Jail time and a huge $$$ fine.
