So how cushy is a job guarding bathrooms from transwomen? What would I have to do & what are the qualifications?
>>6561689
Actual trans women will go right under your radar. Men in wigs don't belong in the women's bathroom
>>6561689
make sure you are barricading the door when you do this.
when someone tries to use the restroom, ask them "What is your biological sex?"
if they reply with "fuck off" or anything that isn't a direct, concise "female" tell the hon to leave
I've only seen concern about mtfs in women's bathrooms. Is anyone upset about ftms going into men's bathroom?
Thread about thiqqy thiq boiz.
Last thread: >>6556155
>>6561527
Fem > Masc
What is this generals obsession with thicc (two c's) men. Gotta go in between.
Tranny here. I recently remembered Kafka's Before the Law, and I was upset by realizing the similarity between the man of the country side and my own experience being trans. I felt so stupid having read this years ago and not realizing it's relevance in my own life to use it as a lesson until today.
Do any other trans people feel like they can relate their experience being trans to the man's experience trying to gain entrance to the Law?
For anyone who's forgotten the story and anyone who's never read it, this is it:
>BEFORE...
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>>6561126
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>The doorkeeper gives him a stool and lets him sit down at one side of the door. There he sits for days and years. He makes many attempts to be admitted, and wearies the doorkeeper by his importunity. The doorkeeper frequently has little interviews with him, asking him questions about his home and many other things, but the questions are put indifferently, as great lords put them, and always finish with the statement that he cannot be let in yet.
>The...
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>>6561141
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>"Everyone strives to reach the Law," says the man, "so how does it happen that for all these many years no one but myself has ever begged for admittance?"
>The doorkeeper recognizes that the man has reached his end, and to let his failing senses catch the words, roars in his ear: "No one else could ever be admitted here, since this gate was made only...
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>>6561126
>implying I'm not too depressed to read books
what could be better than funk and basketball?
previous thread >>6558793
>consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
>▶ Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
>▶ MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
>▶ Beginner...
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two years later and the same people are still here, fascinating.
>>6563098
bunch a lifeless hons
>>6563121
iunno, figure people would get their shit together after a few years, but it seems it's the same shit now as it was then.
I do like to check in every now and then, but it's always the same.
What are the odds of going blind from FFS? Is it real or just a meme
>>6560605
Yes
30-40% or so
>>6560605
You can also go blind from laser
Is the term "trap" offensive? Discuss
>>6559752
No.
>>6559752
i am a trans woman. A trap is a boy who isnt trans who passes as a female, so calling me a trap is calling me a man.
a femboy who's on hormones isnt a trap. they are a tranny.
a CD who dresses up but doesn't pass (90% of this board) isnt a trap.
i am 100% convinced there are no actual traps on this board. The people who do pass are on hormones so they aren't actually real traps. hell most of the ones on HRT still dont pass anyways.
>>6559752
Literally everything is "offensive" to some people.
I can't believe they are ACTUALLY as thin skinned as they make themselves out to be
I do however believe they are big enough attention whores they will make a scene at any opportunity.
I want a trans gf!!!
>>6558644
Are you a grill?
>>6558651
No :(
>>6558670
Don't feel bad because of me. You'll find a trans gf someday.
I have three questions for you, anons. Do any of these home remedies for hair removal work? If not, do you know of any that do? And better yet, do you know of any that offer permanent hair removal? I have blond hair on my face, so I'd like to be able to remove it permanently from the comfort of my own home.
http://www.feminiya.com/ayurvedic-home-remedies-to-remove-unwanted-hair-permanently/
You could try an epilator, it won't permanently remove hairs but over time it can permanently reduce hairs
>>6558344
I'd just buy a hair remival cream and apply it like twice a week before showering
Nothing permanent can be done at home.
Blonde hair are a bitch to deal with since most lasers only work with darker hair.
Can some one be gay and conservative?
>>6558105
Yes, just don't be a flamboyant faggot like the ones deepthroating dildos in pride parades
>>6558105
Nope, the Republican party platform this year is very anti gay. Even the log cabin republicans are pissed about it.
It's fine to be critical of the left, but being right wing is foolish, because they don't see us as human beings. Therefore, I'm with the progressives whom I'm very critical of.
Fiscally conservative, sure. A foaming-at-the-mouth "kill all minorities" Trump-touting fundie? Those are unanimously self-loathing faggots.
You'll find plenty of the latter here. (Actually, I suspect they're just /pol/ trolls, but I wouldn't put it past /lgbt/)
>>6558093
No because then lgb would be gone.
>>6558093
maybe if mtfg would get out of femgen we could have an actual fucking group
>>6558947
>implying femgen is not just nonpassing mtfgen
How many of the MtF / FtM people here are body/genitalia positive, and to what degree?
If I could trade my vagina for a fully functional male penis, like a transplant or something, I would do it in a heartbeat.
However, I'm not really super dysphoric about it, I still masturbate and have sex. I don't like penetration, but that's because it doesn't feel good, not because it triggers my dysphoria more than I can handle.
I'll be keeping it until I can get a real dick.
>>6558153
What is your sexual orientation?
>>6558153
you won't ever have a real dick though. ever. not even a fully functional normal one EVEN IF genitalia transplant surgery crosses the gender lines.
Just be happy your a woman, with a perfectly normal vagina. be proud of it, and stop hoping for a cock, it won't ever be a real thing for you.
No offense to the dog lovers here, but I'm a gay guy who largely cannot stand to be around dogs, simply because they have no sense of personal space or boundaries, they're often loud, they lick, and they easily start to stink. I can take them in small doses, but live with them... never.
My problem is I keep falling in love with dog lovers, but I can never bring myself to move in with one, which pretty much destroys the relationship, I don't mind cats, birds, lizards, fish, whatever, I just cannot and will not live with a dog and every gay guy I fall for...
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>>6556548
> Anyone else here not a fan of dogs or have this problem?
I have two cats, I think the rest is self explanatory.
I know your no-likey-doggy feels, OP, although I haven't had a serious relationship derailed by my partner's pet preferences.
But I figure it's only a matter of time before you meet someone you're into who doesn't have a dog. And in the future, get a bit more upfront about this preference if it's that important to you. I think you can safely say dog owners aren't your type.
>>6556548
Yeah. When I was a little kid, my dad was a bit of an alcoholic. He even broke my arm once on accident, hitting me in anger...
He got a job staying at this hotel over the winter, making sure it stayed in good shape and could open up just fine, come summer. We got to all stay there the whole while, it seemed nice at first but these weird scary things kept happening.
Well anyway, I once looked in a room to see this incredibly creepy sight. A man sitting on a bed, getting blown by this freaky guy in a dog suit,...
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This show makes me feel ashamed to be gay.
Why did straight Britain in 1999 put up with a series about a 15 year old boy moving out of home to get sodomised by 30 year old men? Why did the BBC elect the Russell T. Davies to revive the UK's prime cultural television legacy, Doctor Who?
>spoilers
I get that it's meant to show the nitty gritty of the gay lifestyle, in all its excess, but it revels in it. Apart from a few passing moments of self-awareness, like when Stuart's mother visits Hazel's place to come to terms...
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It's fine, we'll get less of blackface as we become mainstream.
See, Weekend, Xavier Dolan's movies, even The Perfect Wedding. Such a cheesy movie, but as long as we get more "normal" people, the leather clad sauna chained people will die out.
>>6556409
Watch Looking.
Looking surpasses it in just about every way,
and has this qt
>>6556409
>Why did straight Britain in 1999 put up with a series about a 15 year old boy moving out of home to get sodomised by 30 year old men? Why did the BBC elect the Russell T. Davies to revive the UK's prime cultural television legacy, Doctor Who?
...
yeah what a bunch of mentally ill faggots
we just need to go back to heterosexual, male or female
all this wierd shit needs to stop
I identify as a ficus tree. Although I was designated a human by virtually fucking everyone, what I think trumps all the facts. I demand I recieve special treatment and for people not to call attention to my lunacy!
>Not interested in sex with the opposite gender
>Maybe I just like people with my genits, then?
>Feel sick watching people of my gender in porn
>Can't even deal oral sex on either gender
>Maybe I'm just used to my own body and not anyone else's?
>record self masturbating
>feel disgusted when watching it
>Never...
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are you into crossdressing?
>>6555716
No, but I like the idea of makeup and such to change one's body. Not really my thing, though.
>>6555716
Wait, are you trying to say I'm possibly transgender? Because I feel fine in my body currently.