how are you supposed to get a girl haircut as mtf?
i cant just go to the hairdresser and aks for a girl haircut,its to awkward and i have no friends...
>>5453163
>i cant just go to the hairdresser and aks for a girl haircut
Yes you can. They aren't going to turn down a paying customer
Get something in mind, bring a picture, and show them. Then sit there in awkward silence, drilling holes into the ground with your eyeballs as you endure the 30-45 minute cut trying not to vomit.
It's easy.
Dress like a man, say you lost a bet. but as the other guy/s paying give you the fanciest shit they do.
Gaygen: Hon edition
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I've really discovered the satisfaction of casual brainteasers this holiday.
Have a go at this one - it requires only high-school level maths, but has a nasty twist to it that necessitates careful thought.
I can give you hints if you want.
2nd for poz4neg
>>5452986
sorry sweety thats me im best trap femboi *snaps*
So it turns out that my best friends both really want to fuck me. Should I just do it
One of them is like a super submissive twink type, the other is a more masculine but is also surprisingly a bottom
Wat do?
Are you gay?
>>5451956
Go for it I guess? Are you gay/bi? And do you want to?
>>5451956
watch this movie!
Who else knows this feel?
>>5451773
mtf
I have opposite feel. I can't get horny anymore.
>>5451773
Butt stuff doesn't really interest me that much (either role), but otherwise yes.
I am the guy on the left except I am not trans
I think President Obama's biggest legacy overall will be his sweeping achievements on LGBT rights.
>have the USA sponsor the declaration in support of LGBT rights in the UN General Assembly and the UNHRC
>restored the annual presidential declaration of LGBT pride month at the beginning of June (a policy started under Bill Clinton in 2000, but stopped under the GWB administration)
>signed the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act, adding sexual orientation...
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I hope he's remembered for selling out the whistle blowers and killing children (including US citizens) in drone strikes.
>>5449428
Forgot this:
>ended the US military ban on transsexual military service members by May 2016
His biggest legacy will be a complete chaos in Middle East and dividing Americans apart more than ever
Any suggestion for a good epilator. Currently i just shave and would like to try 'em out but don't know much.
Also how was everyone's Christmas? I hope it was good.
Pic unrelated.
>>5448691
http://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-ES-ED90-P-Ladies-Epilator-Shaver/dp/B00DG740RI
This is mine and I really like it, and the spinny thing is nifty to make my feet stay smooth too.
I've been wondering if you can pubic hair with these? You'd think they bite into the more sensitive areas like trimmers
>ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK HAS LESBIANS= DROPPED
>HOUSE OF CARDS HAS LESBIANS AND MAIN CHARACTER IS BI= DROPPED
>GAME OF THRONES HAS INCEST= DROPPED
>WALKING DEAD NOW HAS GAYS AND LESBIANS= DROPPED
> PENNY DREADFUL HAS GAY SHIT IN SEASON 2= DROPPED
MASTERS OF SEX HAS FAGS AND DIKES AND THAT GAY SEX SCENE IN MR ROBOT MADE ME SICK, THIS IS A WARNING TO GET BACK TO YOUR SIDE OF THE WALL OR THEIR WILL BE A WAR.
WHY ARE HETEROS SO USED TO HAVING THINGS THEIR WAY?
>>5447947
*DYKES
*THERE
>>5447947
>orange is the new black
>house of cards
>penny dreadful
Netflix
>game of thrones
>the walking dead
Would you rather there had been no tv series from the books/comics?
Pretty confused t b h.
I like twinks, and cute guys, but mainly in that I'd like to have a really strong bond with a guy, wouldn't even have to be sexual, although it could be.
I'd be considered a twink or a pretty boy myself, and manly guys don't do anything for me.
I also like the normal spectrum of women.
I have no fucking clue what to do desu.
>>5447412
This is my greatest fear.
But isn't yaoi for girls?
I'm a dude. I like girls mostly. So why do I want to be with one kind of guy so bad??
>>5447419
It's ok to like yaoi dude.
Don't worry about it, you like what you like.
>>5447344
Contact details?
Can chat about it.
10-12 They are cute shotas, look but do not touch
13-15 is yaoi for those boys who did not got fucked over by puberty
15-21 are bishounen *if* they not got fucked over by puberty
21+ is gay death tho. Most boys will eventually get fucked over by testosterone on that age and will turn into hairy man.
So you like making clam chowder by sticking potatoes up your ass
>>5444595
I mean like, you are not a peado if you do not like boys older then 21 right?
Boys are disgusting. Girls for lyfe. <3
>girlfriend and I masturbate to all kinds of porn both together and separately
>she finds me jacking to shemales
>calls me a gayboy and asks if I like men
>tells me it freaks her out
Why are women always so closed minded? I always get into what she's into even if it's not really my thing but if it turns her on it turns me on but she always critizes my fetishes and turn ons. It's not like she has to like it either.
And I...
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Despite wanting to be equal, the biological concept of men being a hunter and provider and women being a caretaker and a gatherer still stands. In women's eyes, you lose your masculinity when you show an interest in wanting anything but the typical. To her, she can't compete with a woman with a dick the way she's secure she can compete against other women. Basically, you watching it makes you less of a man and you break the illusion of being her secure provider, she'll tire of you soon enough and break up with you.
So you're saying it's totally straight to fap to shemale (not even trap) porn?
>>5444533
I've never actually provided much to her but love and emotional support and cock.
>>5444549
No, i'm saying women are prudes even if they claim to be open minded.
I mean, she doesn't have to enjoy it but fuck man, it's my own little thing. I'm not shoving my cock into peoples faces about it.
And I still want her, she knows I love her more than anything else and yet she still acts like it's some huge deal. She claims...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX1RUm3W4Ts
Insane alien creature tries to explain human mating rituals.
>>5435827
This is the shittiest marketing I've seen today. And I saw a drunk Santa with a broken bell. Mix it up, girlfriend.
>>5435827
If it weren't for the eye spacing that disease would be so awesome.
>>5435827
i watched it a little but i got the sudden urge to murder her so i stopped watching.
i think i get it now...
Planning for the new year edition
You're going to accomplish your goals right?
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â–¶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
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â–¶Transition...
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I plan to completely move on from the people in my life that consistently try to hurt me for no reason.
goodnight /mtfg/
I've been ill all christmas and today I had to wake up at 5am to take my bf to work : (
does anyone else get a sustained muscle contraction when receiving anal sex?
whenever I take anything past the second sphincter, if it's rough I get a sustained kind of cramp, like I'm trying to push whatever it is out
it's completely uncontrollable and despite being intense and pleasurable I can't keep having sex, so if it happens before I have a prostate orgasm it ruins it
>tldr; second sphincter cramping when recieving
also any ideas hot to round the first bend of the large intestine?
after a full enema, tons of lube and a number of flexible toys I still can't do it
I tried a hot bath, doing it when I'm full of water, drilling, twisting, pushing, anal beads in a condom
not sure what I'm doing wrong
>>5454485
abort and try re-entry again in 20 seconds with more lube and a bit more stretching
>>5454494
really really slowly with an understanding top, reach where your limit is and it won't go any further, and start applying very gentle pressure on the toy so it's pressed up at the end, and after a while you may slowly get some movement further inside you
Is it gay that I get easily aroused by just looking Frankie's huge biceps?
*at
No, and same
How well does a wig really work when a mtf is bald? Can it stay on through a normal day?
It might work if you put on a wig cap first, but I'm not sure.
Are we talking balding or full Mr Clean here?
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full Mr clean at this point