I'm inexperienced when it comes to getting fucked in the butt, but whenever I get in the mood for playing with myself it always seems like I have some poop right around the corner and it usually takes a long time to flush everything out, by which time I'm either bored or tired and have lost interest. This would definitely be a problem once I get intimate with someone, so I'm thinking I should change my diet.
What sort of foods should I be eating for cleaner/more reliable bowels? I think the stock answer is something like "fruits, whole grains and vegetables" but I'm really not a vegetable and/or salad person so I don't know what to do about that other than eating more apples
>>5485582
eat lettuce. lettuce if the new rice. get unwiches from Jimmy johns. the #11 double wrap double stuffed with lettuce unwich. when i knowi m getting some backdoor I eat nothing but those and chipotle lettuce instead of rice for atleast 3 days. Clean. as. a . whistle.
whats the point of I'm going to die a virgin
>>5489283
Well you'll definitely die a virgin with that attitude
fuck
>>5479531
i'm genuinely sorry op, that really fucking sucks. how long had you been talking to them?
>>5479531
I don't get it. So he was pretending to be his ex or something?
>>5479580
Not really that long actually. Im not heartbroken or anything, but I feel like I just got punched in the gut. This guy picked a pretty poor time in my life to pull this shit on me.
I got my heart broken like three weeks ago, and I've been dealing some depression this past few months. Mostly I just feel sorry for him. He's told me a little about himself that I'm assuming is true and I dunno, this is a mess and now we both feel like complete shit.
>dad was masculine military man
>I'm effeminate and popping estrogen pills daily
what's the deal?
It's cause manly guys dig women with more estrogen. I bet your mom had curves+tits. Probably cellulite. All of these are estrogen characteristics.
>>5451872
Your father is a repressed tranny who passed on his degenerate genes to you
Xenoestrogens in the water supply, sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids!
When are we launching that bf finding app?
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>>5487958
>>5489509
>online university
dont reply to the bait
>>5489515
>replies to the bait
How do I let go of anger?
I shouldn't be spending fifteen hours a day bullying people.
What's /lgbt/s fetish for /pol/ about? Why?
>>5483816
nazis are so masculine...
>>5483816
They dress in Hugo boss, are not overly muscular like /fit/ nor skinny skeletons like /fa/, well groomed, and authoritative
I'd let /pol/ dominate me
Hey legbutt, so the way I could define my sexuality is I'm bisexual but only sexually interested in those with vaginas. Penis is a complete turn off for me and I love pussy but I'm attracted to people who look like both guys and girls. My transgender friend told me my that its offensive because I don't see Trans women as real women. She's kind of a tumblr SJW type so I don't know if she's just spouting shit out of her ass or not, what do you think?
Sexuality is based on sexual parts. If you're a male that likes only female parts, you're straight. Anyone harping on "but ORIENTATION is about GENDER" is ignorant and/or a buttbothered tranny trying to convince a certain gay/straight person to sleep with them. Thread over.
>>5490128
She's just spouting shit out of her ass, that's just a shit ass argument by trans people who cant get laid. And this is coming from a trans person who can't get laid.
>>5490141
But I'm attracted to men, I just have to imagine they have a pussy. Once I see them naked and see their dick I lose the attraction, same with trans women.
anyone under 15 here
>>5489843
No, now get out you underage fag.
>>5489843
Getting banned: the thread
Where are your parents?
At last, 2016 is upon us.
How will you spend the last hours of 2015, /lesgen/?
Previous thread: >>5444284
Masturbating, probably.
Or reading comics.
One of the two.
>>5469928
GAW DAMN that took long enough.
even the trolls are played the fuck out these days.
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first for awoo
>>5488740
No it's not, if anything that showed that my opinion that followed was more realistic and unhampered by past feelings towards you positive or negative. The rest of the post had little to do about you, see attached.
You're absurdly dismissive and its hilarious to see you mad at others for that.
day 2 w/o bf, feels odd.. spending almost entire last year with him and now theres nothing left
>think both of us still dont realize we arent WE anymore
>yet we are done atleast in my opinion
>feel super guilty of leaving him and regret doing so partly
>especially since the last 2 weeks of the relationship was me practically offering cuddles for a sweet chaser-kun friend
>but then think of all the times he has told me to...
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Let's talk about Somik-chan. How old is she now? How old was she when she started? Based on some pictures I'm going to say started 13-15, is now 19-21. Why do I care? Well, I'm benignly envious that a trans girl who seems to be in my age group in a conservative country managed to start transition 6 years earlier than I even though I am in a more liberal country (US). If you have a problem with that, chill, all I really want to do is confirm my hypothesis about her age.
Photo evidence to follow.
Relax bro, how other people lead their lives has no effect on you.
Focus on yourself and on the present.
>>5485010
>>5485024
Yeah, though it ain't always easy when some people have it so much better than you.
A few months ago, I started x dressing; I do not use hormones, just makeup
>>5483100
Nope.
Hon.
>>5483100
I would bury my dick so hard in your asshole that the next guy who take it would would be the king of england.
>no homo of course.
Hi guys kind of feel stupid asking but is there a designated chaser and chasee when it comes to gay dating? trying to figure out this top I like it seems like he is leaving it to me to chase him, or is he just uninterested? I know strange question from an old dude but really have no experience with this. Thanks for any advice you can offer. heading out for now will check back later.
He has just stopped responding altogether so I guess I have my answer. Im done i cant do this anymore, good luck to all of you i hope life treats you guys better than it has treated me.
I really think I should just give up on love and monogamy and slut around with the guys I said no i dont play to. there are plenty of those, at least I will have some kind of human contact.
>>5484546
Stop being such a weak faggot. Letting some other faggot have such a bearing on your life and self worth is pathetic. Man the fuck up and go get what you want. If that means waiting out the storm then so be it. Or is your skin not thick enough to stand on your own two feet?
>>5484688
Yes, i admit i am weak been fucked over in my life I have tried time and time again and no one is interested in me. At 51 yrs old I dont have much left to give anymore and what i do have does not seem to be enough. As for waiting out the storm this storm has been going on for 20 yrs I really put my self out there with this guy and got totally hammered by him I honestly dont think I can take another loss in my life. I have been with 1 (ONE) guy in my life and got totally fuck over and used by him,
Maybe it would...
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Where can I find cypro online? I'm switching from spiro to cypro (self-med) and my typical source doesn't have it in stock. Is unitedpharmacy legit?
>>5480854
qhi.co.uk
>>5480891
That's one I know has it, however they are a good deal more expensive than other places. It'd be nice to get it from a cheaper place, but if I have to I'll go through them.
>>5480854
i'm considering getting bicalutamide from unitedpharmacy...so I guess i'll find out in a few weeks.
but if you want to be the guinea pig that's cool too
/lgbt/, gay guy in need of advice.
On of my female friends asked me to have sex with her. Apparently she really likes me, and has for a while. She knows I'm gay, and so she realizes a relationship is impossible, but apparently she wants to fulfill her fantasy of being with me.
Now obviously, the quick answer to this is "lol no" . However I feel myself being persuaded. She's a close friend. I like her well enough. She isn't hideous. I'm also not the " omg vagina is disgusting" type of gay. Vagina just doesn't really...
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That's a retarded idea
Viagra would probably work, though
Just be upfront about the reservations you have about the idea - if all you're concerned about is how it might affect her, talk it out with her first.
I'm impressed by your sense of pragmatism and ability to self-analyze.
OP, you are in the PERFECT situation to TALK TO HER.
She knows you're gay. She knows what she's asking. She knows you 're gonna have some worries. She's a good friend. Talk to her. Talk to her.
TALK TO HER. About everything that's worrying you. Ask her questions. Answer hers.
TALK.
TO.
HER.
What do you think or crossdressers?
Pic related is me right now, comfy as fuck
>>5476123
I think they should read the bible
shave
>>5476127
I'm going to as soon as my damn mosquito bites are gone