Fuck all of you
I'm straight but suck dick.
I'm transhetero, I was born gay but identify as a straight man. I'm drinking 500 ml of alcohol daily and I've been going to my local baptist church full-time now for almost a year, and soon I'll be able to have my gay card legally nullified.
>>5550815
Deep stealth hardcore "truest transsexual" ftms in a nutshell actually
ITT: We list the positives of being MtF.
1. ...
>>5550422
...I can pee standing up?
>>5550458
>nobody wants pecs and vagina
but I do
>>5550422
no periods
Any Mtf's here practicing any sport other than the gym?
Football/Volleyball, BMX/Downhill/Cycling General, Skate, Longboarding, Surf, Parkour or any other sport considered something for man's only?
I would like to play sports but im stuck in lala gender land so I would just make everyone uncomfortable. I really like being active and its one thing I miss most from before starting down this path
mtb
>>5550166
I'd like to see an all MtF lingerie football league
Do you think there are any cis people who get off on secretly pretending to be trans?
Like say a cis woman looking in the mirror and being like 'damn I did such a good job transitioning, you'd never guess I used to be a man. Look at my tits they look so natural, not like a hon...'
>>5549510
I like to think I'm ftm and the straight guy I'm in love with fucks me nice and rough.
Cis guy btw
This is disgusting degenerative behaviour thoughts like this are indicative you don't have your shit together
>>5549510
I think that explains tumblr.
Long post, but I have to rant somewhere right now.
I've had dysphoria for over two years, I could go to my Dr, but I'm not.
I'm scared I'm not who I was when I was I kid, who I thought I was the past two years, and who the fuck I'm going to be in the future. I'm genuinely terrified of where I'm heading, or who I'll be
Finding the dysphoria. Browsing /lgbt/, see a mtf timeline thread, seeing this girl, after like 2 and a half years.
And I fucking cried. Non stop, for ages and ages, and posted emotional, almost...
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>>5549145
I still call myself he sometimes, and when I do, I feel my heart screw up into a little ball, sharp pain shocking my body. I don't complain at my freinds as much as I used to for pronouns. I'm not as overwhelmed with emotion as I used to be.
Is my dysphoria going, or am I just growing accustomed to it constantly crushing my spirit.
I've been aware of my mental state growing more and more unstable recently, sleep becoming more irregular, angering quicker, crying or nearly crying very often. Sudden depression, or loneliness. Sometimes mental hallucinations, or conversations with the different opinions in my head, out loud usually.
I push all my freinds and family away, every partner Ive had I've rejected and hurt, and get right now, when I fell I need them the most, I keep forcing them away from me.
I get so easily annoyed, angered, or upset about how I look al the time, and am becoming overly sensitive to comments about my self.
I guess I'm just another bitching tranny online though, never happy, never satisfied, just another fucking stereotype! Well fuck you, maybe I am, and as much as it sucks, I gotta deal with it, so maybe you can be a bit understanding.
>>5549145
You are clearly severely depressed and in dire need of therapy. I hope for your sake you can get the help you need. And with somebody who understands trans issues. I'm depressed myself, for other reasons, and finally had my first session today after years of wanting to kill myself. "It gets better" is such a cliché, but sometime those are true. Don't give in.
Also, if you feel you want to vent online, go to Something Awful. They have the equivalent of a transgen forum, but with 0 shitposting...
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>>5549145
I sincerely hope You gonna be ok. Goodluck my beautiful friend.
Do you reckon if you could shape shift whenever you wanted you'd be your chosen gender all the time?
Pic semi related
>>5549053
Hell yeah. I'd be a bad bitch. Perfect 10/10.
>>5549053
No. I'm a cis guy but if I could shape shift I'd be a hot girl at least 90 per cent of the time. That way I could fuck straight guy who we all know are better than gays.
>>5549053
Yes.
>tfw gay
>tfw conservative
>tfw Roman Catholic
Welp, at least nobody wants me. So that's cool I guess. Even the libtards hate me <3
I bet you are crazy for cock.
There are plenty of gay Christian conservatives, m8. They're just not as visible as the degenerates.
>>5535548
literally all of south america
Who would you cuddle with, gaygen?
>>5552498
they all look too faggy for me
>>5552476
Why do you want to hurt people?
I could never bring myself to hurt another fellow human being or not comfort him if he is crying.
why so many bisexual men are submissive with men? for my interactions with bisexual men the majority have a sissy fetish or at least are submissive bottoms, they are no interested on fucking men, only on men fucked them.
any other gay men have is experience?
Honestly, I don't believe in "true" bi-sexuality, as in being literally attracted to both sexes. Every time I see a bi guy posting a thread, it seems like they're just AGP. Either that or the bi guy is actually a closet gay. I know this won't be popular, but I'm bi-sexual in the sense that I am attracted to the thought of myself taking cock, yet I can't make myself attracted to men. The only way men do anything for me is if they indulge in my fantasy 100% and make me feel like a sissy. So call it want you want, faggotry, AGP, cockfetish, sissy,...
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>>5546344
well if they want to fuck someone they've got chicks for that
if they want a guy of course they'll want his dick, otherwise why bother
>>5546357
Emasculation fetish. Seriously. Some "straight" men find the thought of being attracted to men and being fucked like a girl to be the most emasculating thing of all time. I've seen the porn... looks like an extreme cuckold fetish. Emasculation fantasies are not the same as androphilic fantasies, in that the person fantasizing is aroused by the looks of the man. So technically, if you denifine homosexuality as being attracted to members of the same sex, that isn't you. Yet if you do have sex with...
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I know she is a great role model but I wonder if she had SRS. I can't find anything about it.
Yes, she has. I can't source it but I remember her mentioning being post-op in a video ages ago.
i'm really glad i took some time to research this board. I'm glad i'm not the only dysfunctional cis gay in this world.
Most profiles on dating sites present perfect lives etc.
I love you leggbutt.
>>5552718
Leave while you can.
>>5552718
Self loathing and dysfunctionality are gay rights of passage anon.
I know what you mean though.
How does /LGBTQRSTUV!@#) determine the difference?
I'm turning 22 and due to shitty circumstances my current group of friends are not very close.
>"yea, we can go party, lets hit gay bar no.3"
>Get ignored during the rest of the time
I guess my point is
>do you have close friends and if so how did you meet them?
>Am i just being a whiny bitch?
>Should i just get a bf?
>Should...
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>>5536746
>do you have close friends and if so how did you meet them?
I guess I have a few internet friends whom I consider reasonably close, at least for internet friends.
I have no real RL friends I would call close. I am kind of a beta loner.
>Am i just being a whiny bitch?
Not really. Friends are important, and if you don't like how you are treated, then change it.
>Should i just get a bf?
Yes
>Should...
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>>5536746
>S2 never
I've found getting IRL friends that are /actual/ friends and not just acquaintances is hard. I just gather acquaintances so I can go out sometimes and socialize like a human being or else I turn into an anxious goblin. All my close friends that actually give a shit about me are online.
Autistic gay robot here. I pretty much only have two friends in my life, one straight girl and one straight guy. I came out to the girl about three years ago, and our relationship changed almost immediately. We became a lot closer, she became a lot more comfortable with me, etc. I'm worried that if I come out to the guy friend, the opposite will happen.
The closer he and I get, the more awkward the prospect of coming out to him is and I feel more and more guilty about not being completely honest.
>We talk almost every other day
>Go wine drinking, eating, and watching movies one on one pretty regularly
>I spent the night at his place, he gave me a backrub at one point, he changes his clothes in front of me
>at this point I pretty much know every detail of his life
I'm worried that he'll freak out when I come out, think that my silence was malicious, and that his perception of our friendship up to that point will change. He's pretty liberal, but you can never know how people will react or feel. Making friends is extremely difficult for me and I really like this guy, I don't want to lose him over this.
TL;DR How do I come out to a straight friend and not change his perception of our relationship?
>>5552415
I expect you'll get more sugarcoated "be yourself" answers here but unfortunately the truth is there isn't a way to do it. It will change the relationship and there's no getting around it.
Are you attracted to him in a romantic way? I'm guessing you are. This is just another tough truth is that if he's straight he'll never love you back.
>>5552427
>Are you attracted to him in a romantic way?
Not really. My libido is pretty low truth be told. I don't think I was ever in love. Which is why I didn't come out. It just wasn't that relevant. But now that we're close, I feel like he deserves to know. Plus I'd like to introduce him to my female friend some day, and I can't ask her to walk on egg shells.
And thanks for being honest. I already gathered that from how my female friend changed. I was just...
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>>5552446
The best way to break something to a typical straight guy is during another activity where he can quickly change what he's doing, thinking, and talking about. Make it an offhand remark and then move on to whatever else you are doing together, like playing videogames and talking about the game. Don't make it a big emotional ordeal and don't make it an event of its own like "come over for coffee we need to talk about something." Give him the information and let him deal with it on his own, don't...
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How do you tell your boyfriend than although he looks banging he smells
Horrible
It isnt bc of the shower
He is overweight but not obese and i swear he leaves
My sheets stinking and it is totally not
On purpose
Im so sensitive to smell too
He actually lost weight since we started going out and he always showers
I suspect it is
His laundry but how do i break it to him in the most tactful way possible?
This has nothing to do with being a fag, fag
Go ask /adv/ or /soc/ or /b/ or /pol/ or wherever
>>5551244
Idiot. Of course it's relevant.
>>5551250
it's not
reported
https://youtu.be/D_ey4pypC9E
What's your favorite gaygen meme?
>>5550754
I am ze Ãœbermensch.
>>5550763
>this is the average poltard