I'm a short ugly straight guy. But, I like doing crossdress and being fucked by a man. This drives me crazy.
>>5600123
It's still straight if you only get fucked by men while wearing a wig and makeup. Lots of straight men do this, nothing to worry about OP.
>>5600143
It's straight because you're a girl then
Congrats. You're an emasculation fetishist faggot, like every other transexual on this board. When are you getting your hormones?
>>5598721
Old boring thread.
Let's all just sit back and watch the "mascs" talk about their epic day.
first for going to post a selfie but then remembering this is 4chan and not autismmingle dot ca
remember to watch some bob ross if you are having a bad day
>>5599794
I know that feel
Quick question
How many of you would bang this?
I don't bang miscellaneous data on the Internet.
>>5599748
I love fiddling midgets
Elijah wood or Frodo?
Either way, yes.
Hi I could really use some advice please! Some basic info about me: 19 yrs old female, always thought I was straight until I met this great girl and now I'm not sure what I am but that's not the point atm.
Anyway, long story short:
I've developed a big crush on a girl who I worked with for about a month, yesterday was her last work day so the entire staff went out drinking with each other as a goodbye party. This girl crashed at my place and last night (in my drunken state) I told her I like her, she said she liked me too and it was fan-fucking-tastic....
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>>5599131
Just fug or something
>>5599131
Call her you faggot, if it turns to shit it's not like you're going to see her around.
>>5599131
call her up and say "Hey I'd like to come fuck you until you die, does that sound good to you y / n" or something close to that
2.5 hours away isn't shit, don't be such a floppy vagina about this. you only get one chance at being an alive person, might as well do some things that you find vaguely uncomfortable before you kick the bucket.
Why do almost all trannies have horrible bodies? Whenever I see a tranny that looks good in pictures and we meet in real life she has no curves, no legs, no ass, etc. It's all smoke and mirrors. Why don't trannies know about region 2 and 3 fat and how to change their shape through diet and exercise? It would take roughly a year to have fat hips like a woman if someone put in the effort.
I can provide advice and sources if you want, too.
I guess passing help thread.
>Why do almost all trannies have horrible bodies
Because I was born a boy but wasn't fast enough to stop having my body turn into a man.
Now I am going to die a man with a weird freakish but mannish body.
>>5598855
You're just not putting in the effort.
Regional Fat Loss and (Re)Gain
I mentioned in the last chapter that one possible contributor to the perceived difficulty in fat loss with repeated cycles of dieting and weight regain had to do with a change in the distribution of body fat and I want to wind up the discussion of the underlying physiology by expanding on that. Because the pattern of how fat is gained, lost or regained after being lost in the first place has the potential to alter overall body fat...
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>>5598855
Did you really know in early childhood that you wanted to be a girl? If so, you had a fucked up childhood. That shit wasn't on my mind until I was like 18.
Am i qt enough for a cute/hawt girlfriend?
Http://lilystransition.tumblr.com
Honk
>le stripped socks
just stop
I'M A GAY MALE AND I LOOK LIKE A QT AND WHEN I WORKED OUT AND GOT /fit/ MY TINY, CUTESY, GIRLY FACE LOOKS RETARDED IN CONTRAST TO MY MUSCLE COVERED BODY AND BUZZHEAD
I WANT TO BE LIKED BY MEN NOT DEGENERATE STRAIGHT VIRGINS
snitches get stitches
and stitches get bitches
so get some stitches
but in all honesty you probably want to keep that cutesy face it means you have more options.
>>5596409
in all honesty I don't want to be cute because shaving is worse than working out and running.
>>5596416
erh what?
Does this turn anybody else on?
>>5596270
Thought i was the only one. I don't know if it's the taboo or the smell. I like it.
>>5596270
no, smokers are gross
>>5596270
>cigarettes
ew, no
I generally don't tell straight people that I'm bi when I'm dating them, and I have the same rule with LGT people also. Is that dishonest? I just don't want to deal with
>hur dur you'll cheat on me
>A-are you sure you're not confused
>You leave me for a [insert gender]
You're knowingly hiding a part of your personality from the people you date because you think they'd reject you if they knew. Yes, it's dishonest. Even if you think them rejecting you is unjustified, it is incredibly dishonest. The dishonesty is not a question.
>>5595922
How does one even bring this up in a conversation?? I have no idea how I would come out to someone I'm interested in without sounding like like a pompous fool.
>>5595939
have you never gone over previous relationships when you are with a new partner? if not i suspect you dont actually have this problem.
you just say i dated such and such before yup....
I came out as a transgirl about 4 months agot(I'm 20) and honestly I didn't mind my penis some days ago, but recently I'm starting to imagining myself being penetrated by a penis and now I want a vagina so bad that I can't even look at my dick anymore. I honestly want to be fucked by a giant cock and feel the pleasure of being cummed inside with hot jizz overflowing my (nonexistant) pussy.
Help me /LGBT/ I fucking hate my dick and want a pussy
Use your butt pussy for now
Feel good senpai
Don't be a prude, take a dick up your ass. Don't have a dick to put up your ass? Buy a dido, condoms and lube.
>>5594338
This. I have a dildo, lube, and make up shipping to me right now :)
there are two guys in my medical terminology class and six thousand pretty girls with the hair and makeup and water bottles going on about lifting and stuff. like the one water bottle says "LIFT CRAZY OR STAY THE SAME" or something.
anyway it's a long class like 4 hours and sometimes i have to pee. because oh shit the spiro is incidentally a diuretic. incidentally in my case. sometimes it's prescribed as a diuretic, like if you have heart problems. i don't have heart problems i just hate my penis. so one girl is really loud and answers all the...
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>>5594115
>i said hey don't worry i'm not here for you.
#told
But seriously your story is fucked up. Go to your school director and tell HIM what's going on
>>5594115
>so when i go in there this last time she says, "you shouldn't be in here."
>her
So you went to girl's bathroom even though you live as a man?
It was awkward for you? Imagine how she felt? How come you guys NEVER fucking think about how cis people might feel about you? How UNCOMFORTABLE you're making others feel?
Get a fucking clue guys.
>>5594162
Op is in girl mode I think...
Well that's the last straw for me, I'm dumping Trump.
I was a huge supporter of Trump even though I'm gay because I believed he didn't really buy into the anti gay crap and was just paying lip service to appease the mouth breathing fundamentalist evangelical voters.
But it seems as though his anti-gay beliefs are sincere as he is growing buddy buddy with Tony Perkins, one of the most anti-gay bigots in these United states, he heads the pseudo science organization Family "Research" Council.
And by research it is tantamount to...
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>>5593037
As long as you don't vote for Hillary instead.
>>5593037
This guy looks like a faggot through and through.
So long as it helps Trump mount the stump, does it really matter? It's not like Perkins is his VP or anything.
Guys what's gay life like after 30?
IS it shitty as they claim it to be :(
I'm so scare
I love twinks. And I love to bottom :(
>>5592699
>Loving twinks.
Mein Nigra dot tiff
>I love to bottom
Absolutely disgusting dot wad
Anyone who wants to be bottomed by a twink will be tossed into the oven >:(
>>5592699
There is no gay life after 30 I am 51 and last guy I was with was when i was 28.just waiting for actual death now.
>>5592699
I've heard gay dating is abysmal when you're 35+ but that's mostly because the older generations tend not to use things like social media or online dating. I'm sure things will be just fine for anyone that's under-30 currently.
READ THE OP
FtMg: Aggresion Edition
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Don't forget to sage and wait to make new threads until we're at bump limit on page 9-10.
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>>5574418
seems counterproductive...
>>5574454
I tried cooperating, didn't do any good. Now I'm sick of the crap so I'm gonna be the angry bastard I am.
>>5574492
eh, there's more effective ways to show anger that aren't ignoring phone calls and not calling someone back... like actually talking and saying you have a problem with shit...
Is this a good vibrator for a trans girl? For use on crotch. Please advise.
>>5599399
>For use on crotch
Oh, I was gonna suggest a toothbrush.