Teach me the ways of giving amazing cunnilingus lesbos
>>5644514
Nope.
>>5644514
I'm also a lesbian but I've only had sex once, with a girl. I didn't know what I was doing and she never called me back. I also want tips. Pl0x.
>>5644514
Suck the vag titty and rub the squishy bit inside :3?
How do I learn to pass
sink or swim
>>5644261
Protip: you will sink a lot. Just don't start thinking you're a fish.
>>5644329
Also eat a lot of fish. I hear it's good for your skin.
Also own a pet fish, because they are CUTE!
I've got a question or two for all you asexual males (biologically male, MtFs too) out there. Do you just not get erections or ever masturbate? Or is it that you just do not have real interest in sex? I'm not trolling, I seriously want someone non-tumblry to explain male asexuality to me because, let's face it, males are normally very sexual.
Yeah I'll get erections but that's it.
The whole process is just gross for me.
bump for interest
>>5644167
they'll all have different answers because asexuality isn't a real thing
Why are boys so perfect? They are the pinnacle of evolution.
>>5644145
Is that really the best resolution image of beautiful boys you could find? Maybe you don't love them as much as you'd like us to believe.
Why are grills so perfect? They are the pinnacle of evolution.
>>5644478
Literally take ages to cook my food.
Pinnacle my arse.
>You're almost 21 now, anon. You're probably looking at girls and thinking about partners and wives and maybe even babies. I get it. It's a lot.
Basically my reaction when my dad told me I'm going to finish school and get a wife and have kids
>b-but I want to be the wife and give birth to the kids
>>5644131
me tbqh senpai desu
My gf says she is romantically attracted to me, an average looking white cis male
But she also confessed she isn't sexually attracted to men, just women
Atleast now I can brag that during our three years together I've made her cum solely because I know how to use my junk
Should I be worried tho?
>pic semi-related
Help me pls
>>5643824
>Should I be worried tho?
no
Most women are biscum. I would have a serious talk with her about it. If she's telling you that it is for a reason.
I'm thinking about having a sex change entirely from Male to Female. I live in UK so will do it through NHS. Has anyone been through it and could tell me what's it like? At the moment I'm 15 but I probably won't start the process till closer to 20. Any thoughts? Pic is screen shot of part of the NHS's MtF page
Please your keep your penis, having a penis DOES NOT MAKE YOU MALE.
Just be a girl with penis.
>>5642944
>I'm 15 but I probably won't start the process till closer to 20
Oh boy, are you sure you don't want to at least lower your T? Whatever those puberty blockers do. If that happened in my timeline I'd hate myself to no end.
>>5642968
Pls go and die. Dickgirls are but a fetish. And disgusting all the same.
>>5642944
15? Consider self-medding. Starting at 15 instead of 20 is saving 5 years you would waste as a male otherwise, and that's at least, since you have a better chance of passing at 15 than 20. Make the last 15 years the only ones you will spend as a male.
Look at the time table on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ossification At 15, your hips can still grow. Who knows about 20? Also I am not sure about you, but I don't think my beard was near completion until 16 or 17. Consider it.
qhi.co.uk
inhousepharmacy.vu
Ask a NatSoc guy trying to get out of his "group" anything.
>Be National Socialist for at least 3/4 of entire life.
> Always knew I liked cute fem guys
>Bottled that shit up for a loooong time
>Recent life change, lost fiancee, job, house, literally crippled mentally and financially
>Living alone now, a lot of time to think...
I know I like girls, but I feel like I could only be happy protecting...
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>>5642378
Those are the people who call us degenerate...
>NatSoc ends up a massive homo
>>5642417
I know some NatSoc trannies.
No big deal.
Are gay men naturally good dancers?
Well I wish I could dance.
I either just can't or my closetness is iterfering with my supposed natural skills.
>>5642088
Yes
>>5642088
fags are
im not
Reminder that /lgbt/ is the most hated board and that the only reason this board was created was because /b/ was sick of tranny/fag generals.
Tbhon I think /mlp/ is probably more hated. At least I hope so.
>>5642078
> hates /lgbt/
> full of trap and rate my dick threads
You guys are the real faggots
>>5642098
/mlp/ here
Thanks for the pic, it makes good material for cringe threads
Also yes we're probrably the most hated board, not that I mind tho ^:)
I need help /lgbt/
My boyfriend and I finally had enough time to meet up and have his place to yourselves. We cuddled, had plenty of foreplay and kissing, and we were both in the mood. So he decided to try and give me oral...and it didn't work. He had great technique, I could tell, but I just couldn't get off. So then he tried giving me a handjob, and again, nothing worked. I was opposed to anal, seeing as I doubted I'd be hard enough to go in. We tried everything to stimulate me or get me hard but all I enjoyed doing was kissing and cuddling. I really...
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>>5641713
*this is why we have snuggling senpai
>>5641713
Stop masturbating for a week. If you fap too much, you lose sensitivity and drive. #fact
How AGP am I?
>>5641351
I dunno. How AGP are you, and what do *you* mean when you say AGP?
>>5641351
How are you supposed to measure AGP from that? Most I could guess is you have a femdom and emasculation fetish.
>>5641351
What does AARP have to do with LGBT?
I'm cis and I don't really feel like I care that nuch abut my gender. And I feel like most cis people are the same.
Do you think we just take it for granted as we're in the right bodies, or genuinely feel less affinity than trans people?
Like, if cis people woke up the other gender, do you think most of them would experience dysphoria, or be like meh?
Yeah, if you just woke up in a different body and suddenly had to deal with everyone treating you like the other gender, it would probably be seriously upsetting. Like, once you go through the process of transitioning, it really lays bare just how important gender is in our society and how intensely different the two genders are treated.
I have feelings for a friend of mine and I want to find out if he is gay or not.
How should I go about bringing the topic up with him? I want to make it seem fairly natural, so I can gauge his reaction before proceeding. He's fairly open-minded, as far as I'm aware, but if I approach the topic wrong or come out too quickly, he might freak out and stop talking to me.
Our school is celebrating "LGBT History Month" over February, so my current plan is to try to work this into a conversation.
Any tips or tricks for success?
>>5640772
Well don't confront him directly.
Start somewhere else and slowly carry the conversation to him.
All I have is my own experience of crushing on a friend, and to summarise that would be 'me doing exactly everything I shouldn't have done for about 5 years'.
So I can't tell you what to do, but I can tell you what not to do.
>>5640772
Are you out of closet?
How close are you?
Do you have any hints that he might be gay or bi?
>have feelings for best friend
>tell him frequently
>say rather bold things whenever i get drunk
>half of all our text conversations are just me flirting
>rest my head on his shoulder every opportunity
>sometimes even lay my head on his lap
>he puts his arm around me when i do this, sometimes plays with my hair
>likes to...
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So I've come to the assumption that I'm bisexual I guess.
I don't want to be bisexual. I HATE it. I wish to God that I could be one or the other. I look on here and I see a lot of distaste for bisexuals, and I'm not the kind of person to cheat, or to hurt anyone. In fact, I've been hurt in every relationship I've ever been in.
I'm afraid that I'll never find a guy because everyone hates bisexuals, and it's really hard (in my experience) to find masculine verse dominant gay guys. I've never bottomed, but I dream...
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>>5640402
>all the hate on here for bisexuals
Lusten, /lgbt/ is not like real life. In real life most people don't hate bisexuals. There's just something about 4chan that makes all the hatred rise to the top, don't get fooled by it. Also, there's more B than L&G combined, both here and irl, but we are just the invisible majority. Don't worry, you'll find someone if you just get out there and talk to people whom you find attractive.
>>5640448
I guess the problem is that I don't really go out anymore, since I don't really have a lot of friends.
>>5640458
Yes that is your problem.