So I'm a pretty straight guy, maybe a little bi curious but i like women. Anyways last night I had a few drinks and decided I wanted to give head. I started a craigslist add, and long story short I wound up having rough, tied up, blind folded sex with two guys at the same time.
All the sexuality self questioning aside, i didnt see their dicks as I was blind folded, and neither one used a condom. How fucked am I?
AIDS?
>>6242136
That's what I'm scared of damn
Depends;
>how bad did you bleed?
>did they look sick?
>how was their body temperature?
>did you swallow?
>(the most important) did you use their bathroom? Was there any pill bottles hanging out?
Do you like plushies? Ever given one as a gift to a bf
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>>6238930
>Tfw hardcore dancing in my living room
tfw just ended an ldr
Who else here /awaitingdeath/
>>6241770
swede pls
I've developed a crush on a classmate from 2 and a half years. He has those moments that make me think "I did that when I pretended to be straight, he's obviously gay" but sometimes (mainly when we're with other people) he talks about some girl he likes. When we're alone, we never talk about grills. The only way for me to stop crushing on him is to know 100% that he isn't gay. My plan is to say something like "hey, I know it sounds weird, but you seem like the perfect friend to smoke a joint and talk about everything and nothing at the...
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no, it's a stupid idea.
actually, go for it dude. maybe then you'll figure out not to pathetically seek out straight dudes that don't want you
>>6241695
I live in a small town, the amount of gays here is close to nothing.. I take every chance I get
>>6241681
>"hey, I know it sounds weird, but you seem like the perfect friend to smoke a joint and talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You down?"
m8, I know you're gay but that's the gayest shit I've ever read
Just come out to him like a normal person.
>straight but curious
>get Grindr
>8/10 cuteboy/early mtf
>going to take her virginity tomorrow
>never fucked a butt
>never done anything with another penis
What do I do?
Please help me I don't know how to be gay
you know what makes a penis feel good. make sure she's okay with you touching it at all, by literally asking "what are you okay with down there?" if she's okay with it, do basically the same things you would like, but softer, i guess?
>>6241734
also if she's a girl, how is it gay
Are earings in the right ear still considered a good way to tell if someone is gay?
There's a guy at my work who keeps staring at me (I stare back) and he has a right earing. I might make a move but since I work there I need to be sure.
t. socially inept high functioning autist
Left ear buccaneer, right ear queer
>>6240765
what if he has it in both?
>>6240775
he's a queer buccaneer, keep an eye on your booty
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teh rei.
>tfw wanna shove muff in gfs face but she's asleep
wat do ?
>>6240539
already loved tho
>>6240551
shove it on the side of her sleeping face
>Be big (fat, tall) guy
>Skinny nerd wants me to smack him around a little
>Systematically programmed my entire life to believe that my size was a direct threat to the world and the people around me, that I should act small and fold in to take up as little space as possible, that I should move as if on tiptoe over eggshells and that one errant move could cause serious damage to a living being, while being jumped by the smaller guys way back when in school because they wanted to prove themselves...
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Help.
>>6240436
Have you considered that perhaps you are just submissive by nature and need to accept that and just go with it?
>>6240602
But what about Skinny? He loves me, loves my size; he wants me to pin him down, take control, and I feel as though I'm disappointing him.
I feel too big to be submissive.
Which is neither good nor bad; it's just a statement. Still, I was never physically attracted to him (I'm a guy, too). In any case, I'm not sure whether that qualifies me to make threads here or anything. /r9k/ is just godawful.
Still, I don't really know how to meet people and go on dates or anything. The only person to ever really convince me I wasn't garbage has since gone hard no-contact with me, haha. Guess they were wrong.
So, are you at all attracted to men?
>>6240239
Not beyond the second dimension, and only even then in rare cases.
That's what you get for being a hetero piece of trash.
How does /lgbt/ feel about otherkin?
As a trans dude I don't mind, but it seems a little insulting when they compare themselves to trans people.
yea
>>6240152
> it seems a little insulting when they compare themselves to trans people.
Why do you feel that way?
Pants-on-head retarded
Aaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!
Why the fuck do you so this to me?! First you abuse me for every second your with me, stop talking to me even though all I want is to make you happy. And then you go posting shit like this! Stop playing with me!!!!
Sorry, I needed a rant, so um... Rant thread?
>>6239960
you're a faggot OP
rant over
>>6239979
Thank you.
>>6239960
I'd drop somebody with OP pic's attitude faster than I dropped my cousin at his first birthday party.
Any FTMs wanna switch bodies with me? I wanna be a girl but I don't want to be a hon because I'm so tall an hairy and 29.
Post your stats so we can use my new invention.
>BodySwap
hey that's a bretty good idea.
my stats: 6 foot, "handsome" facial features, big hands, big feet, wide shoulders, narrow pelvis, 7 inch benis, flat butt, hairy butthole, hairless chest and patchy pubebeard (but you won't need beard because you'll pass great even without it, aiden)
This is so cringeworthy I can't.
Posts in /lgbt to recruit trans men to have make believe time about a machine to swap bodies.
Fuck me, you do know that trans people have a hard enough time overcoming the mental illness stigma without you and other hons wanting to shit it up with your fetishes.
Somebody please tell me what a "hon" is.
I know, I'm a noob idiot.
>tfw no femdom possessive girlfriend who wants you to become a traditional housewife that rises a good family with her.
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>>6239545
I know this feel.
>>6239566
>No transbians, even if the 80% of MTFG is composed by dirty autogynephilic transbians and bisluts like me.
kek!
Xth for being a boy
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90% of lgbt problems are first world problems/non-issues, and don't matter either way. The only reason the establishment fights back so hard on them is to keep you all distracted from what really matters politically, like war, the economy, and the environment. They're playing keep away with all this petty shit you want so they can get away with everything else behind your back.
>>6239293
You have to be 18 years old to post on and browse 4chan.
You're right, the biggest problem is breeders and they must be removed.
>>6239293
Same goes for the conservative voter-base that they use this shit to drum up support with and distract from working against their interests.
>on grindr earlier this afternoon
>qt guy invites me to his house
>i accept because i'm bored and lonely and It would be nice to cuddle and watch a movie with a stranger
>show up at his place
>has a whole buffet of food on his table, bbq ribs, bbq chicken wings, potato salad, baked beans, etc.
>he's wearing an apron and making all of this food himself
>tells me his family should be there in 20
>i don't know what's going on
>he just tells me to relax and watch tv or something
>20 minutes later 8 people show up
>his mom, dad, 2 bros, 1 sis, 1 uncle, 1 aunt, 1 niece
>apparently they all flew in from South America (Brazil, Chile, Columbia, etc.)
>introduces me to them as his fiance
>they welcome me and congratulate us
>wtf is going on?
>sit at this table with him and his family for 2 hours eating and not understanding anything they're talking about because they aren't speaking english
>he translates some things their saying to me, but leaves me out on most of the convo
>I feel like they're all laughing at me
>never felt this embarrassed in my life
>after dessert, they hug us and leave back to their hotel
>i ask him what is going on
>he starts kissing me and sucks me off
>tells me they loved me
>and how were getting married
>the whole convo turns me on for some reason
>but i hardly know this guy
>i cant resist him though
>hes way out of my league for a brazilian
>we makeout, bareback, cum on each other
>afterwards we cuddle and talk
>and than he pulls out a ring case from his dresser
>asks me if I'll marry him
>I say yes in a state of endorphin rush after sex
>he smiles so cutely and kisses me again
>tells me has to go to work but i should meet him back at his place at 9
>we kiss bye
>I leave
>wtf did i just get into
>apparently im engaged now
>i hardly know this guy
>am I on a hidden camera reality tv show
>is this real life
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OLD THREAD: >>6234447
>>6238933
post them in the thread
group chat is for faggots
>>6238930
Why are you lying on the internet?
>>6238892
I have no friends or family and boredom.
Speaking of dogs...
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1st for precum soaked penis
>>6238681
great edition!