>>29944182
Sounds legit.

Bullshit meter exploded.

>>29944201
I'm dead ass serious he was a navy seal I know that is the oldest pasta around but I am not lying 100% I've seen all his pics and spoken to some of his military friends

>>29944182
Here's the plan
>dye your hair purple
>wear all black
>speak with a lisp
>collect mlp stuff
>when your dad calls you a faggot that's when you respond "if only you taught me to shoot"
>he takes you shooting
>chuck the black clothes and mlp stuff
>drop the lisp
>your dad feels proud saving his son
>he's your new range buddy
Or he tries to buttsex you

>>29944234
>dead ass
Fuck outta here you northeastern fuck. What kinda seal would settle down near Jew York

>>29944471
my family is from Chicago

>>29944312
instead of all that should I just ask him to teach me to shoot? I don't know much about /k/ or weapons really

>>29944182
My dad works at Nintendo.

>>29944487
NO! This is the only way it will work.

Just say "Teach me how to shoot".

>>29944312
excellent suggestion

OP you should do this

Maybe he's not all that comfortable with the idea of having firearms around his family at all. I remember a few ex-SF dudes who used to frequent a bar that I worked at. They carried, but they didn't like talking about guns or the military. The older dude would start talking after a few beers though. He was an LRRP in Vietnam, and after hearing a couple stories, I can totally understand why he didn't particularly enjoy firearms. To him they were just a necessary thing for protecting people.

>>29944487

Tell him you're going to buy a gun. If he wants to go shooting then go shooting. If not you can take a firearms safety course and they'll teach you everything you need to know. I wouldn't bother your dad about it if he's not all that interested. A lot of guys in the military get fed up with shooting recreationally because they have to do it day in day out. It becomes a chore to them instead of a hobby.