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I'm drunk and listening to and reading a lot of creepypasta/spoopy stories.

A lot of it boils down to people being in their house or out and about and being the target of some strange individual or whatnot.

Being a fairly well stocked and semi-experienced gun owner I cringe when stories end up with basically this:

>I retreat to my bathroom and call the police who say they'll be there in 10 minutes

Thankfully I've never been in such a situation, but I've just been thinking about how glad I am to live in such a free state where I have guns throughout the house - never leaving me in a situation where I'd be defenseless (apart from the bathroom, still need to get a Hi-Point and a vacuum seal machine).

Anyway.

Post feels that you get in situations when you were glad to be armed. Whether it be just times you hear something go bump in the night or times you've had to draw your carry weapon.
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I've pointed the AR at the door while somebody tried to kick it in.

Same with people coming into my house at night.

Drew down on folks for work, responding to burglary alarms etc.

Haven't had to shoot anybody, thankfully. Came pretty close a few times.
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>>29897279
Am OP.

The most recent, notable event was about a month or two ago.

I live in a house in suburbia with a roommate, who is my closest friend that I've known since 7th grade and we have both owned guns since were like 12.

I usually work pretty late and it's pretty common for me to get home past midnight, he works a normalfag 9-5 sort of gig. Usually keep the door unlocked until I get home.

So one night, get off work, around midnight. His truck is in the driveway and his light is off in his room so I assume he's asleep - lock the door behind me.

Around 2-3AM, hear the doorbell ring. Freak out. From time to time when he gets locked out, he'll either frantically ring the doorbell or hold it down - this did not sound like him.

Grab revolver, check the sliding glass door to make sure it's latched, make my way to the front door.

I can see it's him through the glass in the door and let him in just before I have to tactically shit myself.

His buddy had picked him up and they went out drinking.
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>>29897342
Holy fuck, I just heard one that was worse than anything I've ever heard - worse than the damn "just rack you shotgun" meme.

On an unrelated note, my manager at work mentioned that he had been woken by a knock on his door at 11PM. Instead of doing the reasonable thing and answering the door with a pistol up to the door, he just went up and looked who it was through the peephole.

I had interrupted him and exclaimed "that's a situation where you check the door with a pistol up against the door!"

He called me an insane, paranoid redneck.

srsly tho, who the fuck goes to answer the door in the middle of the night without the slightest bit of defensive provisions?
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>>29898388
Sauce?
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>>29898388
blueboard
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>>29898425
Just search for Malena Morgan on pornhub. Look for anything with her and some redhead named Elle something. They dated in real life, so any scene with em is usually based
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my school was so gang infested, that at one point I bought a cheap small prybar and a pair of steel toe boots.
wore the boots every day no matter what and always carried the prybar in this internal part of my backpack that was really hard to search.
I'd even do tests when I was home alone to see how fast I could get the bar out, I got pretty good, sub 10 seconds iirc.
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>>29898388
Its not like I really needed to try a nofap this month anyways...
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I moved up to N. Central Florida for school. Residential neighborhood, quiet mostly but kinda sketchy. Most recently I can think of I was happy to have a gun.
>night owl due to work
>02:30ish
>sitting at desk in small living room
>house is fish bowl: lights on inside can't really see outside
>feel weird
>start getting that "someone is watching me feeling"
>look out front window next to desk
>notice something/someone standing outside the street directly in front of my house under the street light
>about 25yds
>eyes focus
>it's my weird neighbor standing in the street just staring down the road
The hair on the back of my neck stood up. It was how he just was standing there not really moving or doing anything. Fuck knows how long he was out there. Went to go confront him but he just said "Hi!" and began walking down the street. I always keep my handguns around the house in low key spots, do it because a good friend of mine was murdered when his home was invaded during a robbery and I always want a gun nearby. Kinda had an effect on me when that happened. pic related the gun that's usually on my desk/coffee table
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>>29898432
Cry, bitch
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>>29897239
what weapon is this? I only recognize bolt action rifles from the side
10 bucks its a mosin
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>>29898388
I had an experience like this. Made me reconsider home defense.
>sexy time with gf
>fall asleep on sofa at her friend's house
>3-4AM my gf sat straight up
>wakes me up, I do the same
>open my eyes to an absolute stranger in sneaky twinkle toed step position
>looked him dead in the eyes, thought i was hallucinating
>Phil....?
>Stood up and said 'Who the fuck is Phil?'
>brandished my limp dick and he ran off
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>>29897239
>it boils down to people being in their house or out and about
So everywhere? I know what you meant but I just had to point that out.

>be me 2 years ago
>alone in apartment on Friday
>wife out babysitting all night
>had a few beers, played vidya
>hit the hay around 2 AM
>sudden uneasy feeling
>hear footsteps
>too loud for neighbors
>someone's in the kitchen
>footsteps break into run
>steps get louder
>sit up
>someone charges into bedroom
>it's a man made of static
>wat
>jumps onto bed and strangles me
>the force knocks me back
>barely choke out, "Fuck You!" before punching his non-face
>he vanishes
>grab Glock 21 from nightstand, clear apartment
>door secure, nothing disturbed
>shit, just a dream

He looked like white noise from Venture Bros and I'm a minority, so that explains a few things.
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>>29898770
>Going to confront someone for being weird
>Implying you were taking a gun to do so
That's some real autism anon
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>>29902775
Maybe you're a special kind of pussy, but if someone is standing outside my house at 230am just randomly yeah I'm going to say something. Goddam people are passive little pussies these days.
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The neighbor right across my street was robbed this morning, his front door was kicked in and the robber(s) took all of their jewelry. Strangest part is that I had a dream last night where I exchanged gunfire with robbers in my backyard and was unprepared, only had my .22 pistol at the ready as all my guns have been cased up (but not in the safe) since last range trip.

Never be unprepared, /k/ommandos
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>>29897239
How can you hold all those bayonets?
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>>29898214
I am a paranoid redneck though.
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kind of related but a serious question: how many of you have bathroom guns or just guns in different rooms (other than your primary self defense weapon in your bedroom)?
pic unrelated but delicious
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>>29901016
how did you know?
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>>29906017
that pic is very unrelated but indeed very delicious
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>>29906017
>M1 Carbine in bedroom
>AR15 under couch seat downstairs
>1911 in guest bedroom
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