>tfw you were the kid who wrote this letter and the guy who got it never appreciated it
I always hated that picture
He seems to be implying that the kid's letter is somehow stupid, yet the kid isn't the one who joined the military to go off to war. And the way he is nonchalantly letting the cigarette hang from his mouth while making that stupid face seems to conceal a little pain in his eyes. As if he knows that despite his "service" to the US his wife is being serviced by someone else back home. Maybe he is taking out his frustration about his failed marriage by trying to mock a child that is ernestly wishing him well, but that is no excuse. He needs to man the fuck up and stop trying to get attention/sympathy online and instead plan for what he is going to do for money once he is can no longer be on the government dole
>>29886286
Okay, I'll say that not EVERY military service member is a chuck, and I'll say you also seem Assmad, but I do have to say that you're probably right.
He's bitching about a letter from a kid telling him to enjoy what he signed up for. It's stupid as fuck.
It looks lie someone isn't having a good war.
>>29886362
i lold
>>29886105
I always got a kick out of the letters kids sent us. If anything we would share the more hilarious ones and not be little fags about it.
>>29886485
thankyou for your service
>>29886485
I used to send letters all the time for boy scouts, was pretty neat.
I remember in 5th grade they had us work with 1st graders to make a care package and i wanted to write this letter and I got all sappy and shit.
showed it to the teacher and it made her cry.
now I think it was so fucking stupid since I realize you guys want laughs, not heart to hearts.
what were some of the best letters you got?
>>29886514
The ones with tits in them were the most appreciated
What's interesting is that his handwriting is only marginally better than the kid's.
>>29886105
>that gun
what the fuck was the kid going for, a borchardt and a deagle's bastard kid?
>>29886362
kek
>>29886105
That kid has some next level banter skills dude
>>29886697
>>29886570
>>29886562
OP here, I don't think anyone got the point of the thread. I'm literally the kid that wrote that letter in the pic.
>>29886721
really, no shit?
i just assumed you were fucking around.
damn, man.
>>29886503
Fuck off hippie. You should be thanking him for his service instead.
>>29886721
I was pretty sure I wrote that letter
It's likely lots of kids wrote similar letters because having little kids write to soldiers is actually retarded
>>29886733
It was for a class project in preschool around 2001-2002. The gun was supposed to be how I thought shotguns looked. And the handwriting matches my other things I saved from preschool. I remember writing that letter.
>>29886750
I too remember writing a very similar letter, and my handwriting looked like that too.
>>29886105
looks to me like he's more incredulous than looking down on it
>>29886721
Yeah, we get it. Haha!
>no no I'M OP AND I REALLY SENT THE LETTER
OP here sorry I was wrong, that wasn't the letter I wrote. I forgot I wrote something else. My bad, guys.
>>29886781
>>29886816
>>29886759
Why would this be so hard to believe? I wrote the letter, its not like I'm claiming a conspiracy theory here. Is it really that hard to conceive?
>I wrote the letter
>>29886841
no but i also wrote a letter like it, im pretty sure the gun was what I thought shotguns looked like at the time and the handwriting looks a lot like mine today.
no guys really i wrote it
>>29887171
pic related the OP pic is my handwriting
Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a U.S. Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer.
>>29887238
another pic for reference
>>29887238
Your handwriting hasn't changed since preschool?
Regardless, I am Spartacus and I wrote the letter in OP pic.
>>29887238
>>29887316
God it feels good to know I'm not the only one that writes like an invalid.
>>29887338
No my handwriting has changed a lot since preschool, pic related you can barely even read my preschool writing
>>29887316
>>29887238
almost as bad as my handwriting
>>29886362
Fucking kek
I remember my third grade class sent out letters to soldiers in Iraq for Christmas. The guy that got mine said he liked how detailed my tree was.
>>29886309
well i can vouch that mil wives are sloots. I banged one when i was in college.
>>29887391
>>29886362
>>29887498
that means you are too young to be here
>>29887530
I can verify that my ex wife who I was married to while I was in the military is a sloot
>>29888063
>being this retarded
Gulf War was in 1991, and invasion of Iraq happened in 2003. 25 years and 13 years ago respectively.
>>29887238
OP you haven't proven shit, I also write like Michael J Fox on ritalin.
It was me who sent the letter, I sent it to the guy last week, I'm also shit at art.
>>29887391
Fuck dude, lol'd hard
>>29887238
Seems legit.
When you wrote it were you joking or was it innocent?
I always used to write back asking for pictures of their teacher...
>>29887391
well played sir
>>29888131
end up getting back pictures of some 300lb landwhale downing a mars bar at her desk.
>>29888191
After 3 months would jerk off to even a picture of the Mars bar.
>>29888258
>Iknowthatfeel.jpg
Got so desperate I spanked off to the bra and bathing suit section in a woman's magazine I found.
>>29887391
>>29887316
>>29887238
This guy isnt OP. The preschool handwriting doesn't even match, its just really shitty writing.
>>29886105
>inna straya
>was in year 4 back in 2001
>our teacher was an ex military guy or something, i dunno
>we're writing letters to "soldiers"
>i crudely write "please kill terrersts"
>draw a stick figure with a gun
>forget about it for multiple years
>when i'm 13 my dad is going through the attic, pulls me aside and shows me a piece of paper
>"What's this anon?"
>see the piece of paper
>also see a photo of a guy in camo with a rifle of some sort (M4 iirc) standing on a rock in some desert
>by the looks of it, probably some SASR guy in afghanistan
>mfw it says "Be good at school anon!" at the bottom
>mfw he probably killed quite a few terrorists
