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Let's have a thread about people being stupid on the range, or off.
Requesting anti-gun people stories
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>Be me anon the anime looking faggot.
>Be with buddy at home with gun cleaning kit.
>We are cleaning our funs.
>COD weeaboo sister comes in room!
"Konichiwa Anon-chan! Grill-san! Guess what I got!"
>Cringe. But look over to her.
"I found this is your room! You never use it so I thought I could own it!"
>I check the .223 rounds in box as friend takes out Rem 870.
>Think she is just talking about one of my masks.
"I even painted it just for me! Anon-san you're gonna love it!"
>She pulls out a painted WA2000. From the corner.
>It's mine. I wasted most of my money and had to order take out for a full month just to have the money for that gun.
>She ruined it. We look in horror at the rarity.
>Black butler, Fairy tail, And fucking Fate/stay night.
>I am actually crying.
>She picks it up and sweeps us.
"Just like an anime! Right onii-chan? Or maybe like those navy seals! They use the ak47us!"
>She pulls the trigger and the it ends up firing out the window. But it also fucks up the action filled with cement further.
We tried to fix the gun but she used fucking cement to shut the action and shitty paint to absolutely rekt the wood. Not to mention she used something to rust the metal parts of it and made it scrape it further when we even touched it and continued the shitty paint job on everypart of it.
And that is how my 16,000$ gun was ruined by a weeb.
I really wanna fucking die.
>>29883606
>things that never happened
>>29883606
bull fucking shit
>>29883606
gtfo pls
>>29883620
>Of all things that never happened, this one makes op the gayest.
Post proofs
>>29883606
>>29883606
thank god this isn't real
>>29883606
Post a picture then
>>29883707
How the fuck do you want me to take a picture of a scrap gun that I only got because Its a meme gun? Why would I keep that ugly shit in my house?
>>29883751
Why the fuck did your little sis get ahold of a gun.
Irresponsible and a lair.
>>29883606
This was literally a waste of time.
>>29883310
>pull up to outdoor "range." Utah BLM land, so it's unregulated.
>it's just a wide, secluded spot near the road that lots of people shoot at
>not enough yardage to shoot rifles, at least not enough to be interesting.
>People park their cars next to the road, shoot into the hill away from the road - perpendicular to it.
>couple of 300 pound fudds in camo have their hunting rifles set up on a folding table parallel to the road.
>there's a family shooting shotguns just a few yards away from the fudds' target.
>I pull in and turn around so the bed of my truck is towards the hill. I drove right through their firing line.
>The guy get in his car and drives off, squealing his tires. I would have had some words with the fudds, especially if it was my kids there.
>that was 5 years ago and it still ticks me off.
>>29885136
How are you not the idiot here?
>An ND is inevitable
>If you haven't ND'd you just haven't been into guns that long
Seen it posted even here
>>29885213
I don't know, why don't you explain to me why I'm an idiot?
>>29883310
>take friend shooting for first time
>teach him to use .22 safely
>or so I thought
>walk down to set targets back up
>hear "BANG"
>frantically pat myself down making sure I'm not hit
>retard was fiddling with the gun and it went off
>don't take him shooting again
>>29885650
>>29885136
>I drove right through their firing line.
>>29885650
>>I drove right through there firing line
>>29886111
>>29886200
I think he did that intentionally because the fudds were about to be shooting at some family shooting shotguns.
here's one.
>have rich-ass friend, who is progun but noguns
>one day, he calls me
>hey anon, I just bought a rifle!
>oh cool, what'd you get?
>it's a uh, M17 or something
>no idea what that is
>go to his house
>motherfucker bought a M107
>you have any ammo for it?
>nah, not yet.
>okay, cool.
>go home
>3 days later, he calls me
>anon, i fucked up. i fucked up real bad
>what the fuck did you do?
>so you know that rifle?
>yeah?
>i kinda shot it
>okay
>in my backyard
>YOU WHAT
>head over to his house
>m107 sitting in his backyard, single .50 case on the ground, giant fucking hole in his back brick fence
>turns out he got the ammo in and wanted to shoot it, but no range within an hour of his place allows anything more than pistol calibers
>so he figured he'd set it up in his backyard and shoot it
>I leave, laughing like a madman because I can't help
>cops come to his place
>he gets fined for discharging a firearm in a residential area, big fucking fine
>month or so later he sells M107 and gets an AR, safe, and a few nice handguns plus some savings money
>now very safe with guns
>>29883606
fake but it still painful
>>29886111
>>29886200
they were behind a truck, I didn't see them.
I have a story about me being a regard though it kinda was an accident.
>Be 15
>Innasanddunes
>riding around busting some dunes on my quad
>get lost
>only have one mountain as marker that can be hidden by tall ass dunes.
>Decide to hual ass up back side of dune and jump down to other side.
>See large puff of sand into the air to my 2 o clock
>Look accroas from my dune to a rocky cliff about a football field and a half away.
>See a bunch of tents and beefed up pickups on top of it.
>See a bunch of sun tanned Mexicans waving and shouting at me to get attention
>One was at standing near a truck and blaring his horn as well.
>See one with a giant rifle aimed in the air trying to save at me as well.
>Realize I jumped into a firing lane
>mfw realized I was almost hit while landing a jump.
>Took the shortest path off the dune and hauled ass seat and manage to find my camp.
Probably the biggest and smoothest jump I ever landed.
>>29886275
Ahhh. I understand now.
>>29886411
>Realize phone added extra words and some typos.
Seriously need to fix this piece of shit.
>>29883310
some femboy twink said I carry a gun because I have a small dick, so I said "if you really wanted to see, all you had to do was ask"
So he asked to see my dick and I wasn't gonna back down like some faggot
before I knew it he was choking on my dick
Last time I hang out on 4th street in Austin, it's a hotspot for gays and all sorts of faggotry
probably the best cap i have
>>29883606
>>29883606
>Things that never happened for 500
>>29885136
So, the story is about you?
>>29886457
Sounds like a good time desu.
>2016
>not going both ways
>>29886457
>before I knew it he was choking on my dick
Fuck, sides gone.
>>29886508
yeah, we're gonna hang out again- I'm actually taking him shooting, he's really cute
>be me
>canadian
>at a lunch with several classmates (uni)
>be sitting at one end of the table
>topic of the united states comes up
>mention how i might like to move there one day
>two girls laugh and mention how they hate the usa because it's too scary
>why.jpg
>im always afraid im going to get shot or something lol :P
>yea people are always getting shot there lmao xD
>change subject
wasnt going to get into it, but i can tell you /k/ there is this circlejerk that some canadians have where they talk about how much better canada is than the usa, which kind of annoys me because both countries have their own strengths and weaknesses. canada is generally safer and cleaner, but the usa has a stronger economy and much wider variety of goods and services.
>>29886474
I'm the guy who was there, yes. it's not something I heard about.
>>29883620
>>29883685
>>29883690
>>29883691
>>29883700
>>29883707
>>29884825
>>29886376
>>29886465
How did you guys even for a single second think this was real, and why did you waste your time responding when he said he had a WA2000
>>29886575
>canada is generally safer and cleaner
You are comparing the entirety of Canada to a list of maybe 30 individual cities that account for less than .000000001 the total landmass of the United States
Go to Montana, or Minnesota (outside the metro), or Colorado, or Wyoming, or Tennessee, or Arkansas.
They are great places that have none of the bullshit problems you're thinking of
As for the USA hate circlejerk, EVERY country does that
Non American here
>>29886374
jesus christ, now this one I actually believe
>>29886374
>put gun away
>"what gunshot officer"
Tada
>>29886457
I'm straight as fuck and hate gays, but if some faggoty hipster cuck was going to insult me and I got the chance to dominate him, I would
It's the power thing to me
>>29887157
>officer sprains his fucking ankle walking away in the 9 inch crater left from the round
>is pulling fragments of steel out of his leg meat
While I agree most ND's can be hand waived off with not letting them on the premises that would fall easily under their jurisdiction because the gaping wound in the Earth is in plain sight.
>>29887157
it was a fucking M107 with a bigass brake.
pretty clear that its a gunshot.
besides, he needed the learning experience.
if I just helped him shuck the law, he would be that rich retard who flags everyone at the range.
>>29887204
At the very least I'm sure the neighbor on the other side of the wall would be happy to let the officers look at their new fuckhuge hole in the masonry.
I have to agree, it's not something you sweep under the rug.
>>29887204
>hole in wall
>somehow the ground
>I hit it with a hammer when I was working last week, officer
>>29887233
you made a 2 foot hole in a 3 inch thick solid brick wall with a hammer?
kinda wish he hadn't sold it, I really wanted to shoot it cause I had never shot a .50
oh well.
>>29887246
>you made a 2 foot hole in a 3 inch thick solid brick wall with a hammer?
>I'm a big guy, officer
>>29887127
i have been to all of the lower 48, and travel by car through the US frequently
hence the term "generally". there is no accusation, merely a comment supported by my own observations and some statistics.
the reduced proliferation of firearms and lower population density makes most places in canada safer and cleaner than their US counterparts, whether they are urban metros or rural locales.
this is not to say that the usa is inherently dangerous or dirty, only that canada, for such a large country, is relatively safe and clean. this you cannot deny.
>>29887262
>the reduced proliferation of firearms and lower population density makes most places in canada safer and cleaner than their US counterparts
literally only applies to the shithole big cities which again, account for .0000000000000000000001 percent of the land mass
Flyover states, nigger
They're infinitely better than coastal ones
>this you cannot deny.
Your big cities like Toronto suck ass
Well now I'm all hot and bothered.
How do coppers slap you with a ND ticket without a warrant? I mean if you don't let them into your residence and keep the weapon out of plain sight the best they can do is recover the bullet and spend an ungodly amount of money getting it examined and then get a Judge to issue a warrant to check your firearm.
You'd have to be a murder suspect in a ND for them to throw that kind of time and money at it.
Or am I just being acute?
>>29887284
They give it to you and don't expect you to fight it in court
>>29887284
well, in the case of captain M107, they could've asked the neighbors if anything happened, saw the fuckhuge hole, and possibly the giant rifle, and figured it out.
but mostly this
>>29887288
>>29887288
Nigga I fight $25 speed tickets. At the very least even if I lose I have wasted enough of the Police/Court/City money that they have gone severely in the red trying to extort money from the common citizen.
Seems like a ND fine would be far more costly and likely carry some kind of penalty. Who wouldn't fight that ticket if they have no proof it was you?
Neighbor saw it
>Is the Neighbor in question a fire arm's expert?
>Can they identify the weapon from their point of view given their distance and age?
>Can anyone prove the recovered round was fired from the weapon in the client's possession?
>Was this fine issued with any supporting evidence besides a single witness?
I am not even a lawyerfag but I never get any tickets anymore. I've gone to court 27 times over tickets and fines. Cops won't even give me one anymore because they keep getting chewed out for wasting resources.
>>29887284
>what's probable cause
>dem pigs hurr durr
>>29886385
>I'll take "shit anon forgot to mention for $400, Alex"
Hopefully your operator skills are more refined than your story-telling skills
>>29887343
>Who wouldn't fight that ticket if they have no proof it was you?
99.9% of non-crimes (petty misdemeanors and such) that give tickets go unfought
I'd even venture to say 99.99%
Most people just don't care to fight it and don't know how
>>29883310
the guy my aunt dates seems pretty fun most of the time.
>they met at NA
he has a vector kriss that i wanted to shoot so i took him and my aunt to my gun club
when we got to the range realize he didnt bring the key for the kriss... fak, W/e we have plenty of other guns
we are shooting my sks and his AR he bought off a guy he knows who makes them for like $600
I cant stand this AR, Chaging bolt, click, charging bolt, click, charging bolt, BANG, jam, charging bolt, click, charging bolt BANG, jam, charging bolt, click, charging bolt, click, charging bold, BANG
>reenforces my hate of AR's
to add to this, the idiot brought illegal 30 round mags to my gun club, (full of cops n shit)
now im smart enough to shoot 10 rounds, release the mag, put it on the table and re-insert it so its not suspicous.
>he just fires 30 rounds in a row.
its like the gun jams all day, expect for when its proving how illegal the mag is.
by the end of his 30 round mag every other shootist on the line was looking at us.
never bringing him back.
>>29887355
>probable cause
>a gunshot went off in a city block with 48 houses in the area of the reported shot
>LET'S FUCKING KNOCK DOWN EVERY DOOR AND CONFISCATE EVERY FIREARM
Seriously?
>>29887374
>>they met at NA
what's NA
>shootist
Does that make you an autist?
>>29887173
>I'm not gay but I'd totally receive oral sex from a man
You're on /k/, why do you feel it necessary to lie about your sexuality?
>>29887374
Sounds like you didn't seat the mag you limp wrist fag
>>29887419
Well lets be fair. What is more Alpha then not only eliminating the competition but dominating them to the point they assume the role of the females themselves? A beat foe can recover and in time perhaps defeat you. A foe you have subjugated and humiliated and taken out of the running in everyone's eyes is utterly disarmed.
>>29887394
thats narcotics anonymous for you greenhorns
>>29887460
or homemade AR's just suck black cock
>>29887376
> I just smoked half a pound of crack
>>29887173
>I'm straight as fuck and hate gays
no you aren't.
>>29887465
>all these mental gymnastics to justify sticking your dick in a man
All right homo
>>29887277
>>29887262
>>29887127
>>29886575
As a US citizen, the thing about the US is that it is large and varied, even within the same state.
There are plenty of nice areas that are clean quiet safe etc, and plenty of shit areas that are neither clean quiet nor safe.
It's all about where you go.
I think most countries are the saem.
>>29887173
>I'm really not gay it's a power thing
>talking about male/male forced sex
Nothing to be ashamed of bro. Actually reminds me of all those homophobic hicks who are actually just really afraid that they are super secret for real gay. Which you are. But it's just the power thing.
>>29887465
The term you are looking for is Alpha, but in the LGBT community the common term is Bull. You're talking about being a Bull. And that's entirely a gay community meme, you are already a part of the community by your very nature and don't even know it yet.
>>29883606
Pretty gud story there son.
>>29883310
>People being retards
/k/
>>29887259
For you
>>29887173
He's a cute little emo boy that was just teasing me because he liked me, don't turn this into weird fetish fuel.
But holy shit can he suck a dick
>>29883310
>People being retards
>this whole gay pride thread
Holy shit.
Anyway:
>Go to public outdoor range
>Ambulance just arrived as we showed up
>Guy decided to pocket carry his loaded gun without a holster
>tried to manually decock the hammer on a loaded chamber with the gun inside his pocket
>thumb slipped
>free trans femoral piercing
He also refused the ambulance, and drove himself away.
>>29887284
>ND ticket
There is no such thing. At worst you can be fined for discharging a firearm in an area where you're not permitted to, depending on local codes. But those codes don't distinguish between intentional and negligent discharge.
>>29889440
>this whole gay pride thread
apparently straight people can talk about their sex life but when gays do it, it makes you uncomfortable?
You're the reason I carry a gun, to shoot bigoted fucks who think they're going to fag bash me
>>29889484
>it makes you uncomfortable?
it doesn't make me uncomfortable at all, I just think it's hilarious that a thread about retarded range stories seems like the place where you want to talk about your sexual behaviour.
>>29889484
>fag bash me
Holy shit, when did 4chan turn into Tumblr?
>>29883310
>Be newguns
>Only shot once before
>Bought SD9VE because it was cheap and semi auto and reviews were a resounding "for the price." Plus it's CA legal and basically what we have to work with.
>See fellow shooter trying out what appears to also be their brand new SD9VE
>Approach them during ceasefire, ask how they like it
>Guy tells me he's having a hard time hitting anything
>Tells me he thinks it's because the barrel is crooked
>Ask what he means
>"Well when I pull the slide back, it's always pointing up"
>MFW
Same range, different day
>Arrive at firing line
>50-something twig of a woman has what's clearly her purse gun
>Every shot twists the gun sideways and straight up into the side
>Legit looks like her wrists are made of rubber
>She doesn't notice at all
>Watch in awe until ceasefire is called and I can set up my targets.
>>29889510
>being a racist, white gay dude who owns guns makes you Tumblr
>>29889440
>femoral
Part of me wants to hope he missed the artery.
Another part of me hopes the fucking retard hit it and bled out.
>>29889539
on a scale from Zero to Prince, how easy is it for you to find like-minded gay racists at the Klan meetings?
>>29889519
>first story
I'd call that more an ignorance of how short recoil works than being a retard. Did you at least tell him why it does that?
>>29883606
Never happened, but nonetheless horrifying.
>>29889576
I live in Texas, so Prince
>>29889539
No, talking about your degenerate sex life on a blue board in a completely unrelated thread does. If you can't make thread relevant posts, then go back to lgbt. Stay on your containment board, faggot.
>after a camping incident my idiot friends father and law buys him and his wife guns
>this is the same nogunz guy who tells us "not to point bullets at him" in fear of it going off
>suddenly becomes dirty Harry
>first time at the range with his new toy we shoot for a bit and call cold range
>drops the mag and thinks that fully unloads it, unbeknownst to us
>After range goes hot again I ask if I can shoot it
>insert mag and rack a round out
>me and other friend are like dude
>"oh sometimes with these if you slam the magazine in too hard it chambers a round"
Not the most fatal error I guess, but some people should just not own firearms
>>29889605
why don't you make me, you inbred hick
at least you're doing a good job of filling up this thread with retards
>>29883310
Copypasta
>Be inna Ocala shooting range
>Brought CoD friend who supposedly "knew everything about every gun ever because my dad was ex-special forces so he had to know how every gun works and he taught me ALSO HE OWNS A USP WHICH ONLY SUPERSOLDIERS CAN HAVE" (It's chambered in .40s&w)
> Shooting nugget, DB-15, Beretta Neos
>He is actually pretty OK with the DiamondBack, he at least understood how "the tactical assault rifle" worked
>Halfway through shooting, he says, "Hey hand me that russian SNIPER RAIFLE"
>I don't even have a scope mounted on it, or anything that would even suggest a long-distance shooting function
> Just grunt, "Okay," release floorplate to unload it, and hand it to him
>I take the DB and try to do stupid chris-costa tier crap with it (The exaggerated C-clamp was weirdly helpful, but it's probably because I have long arms)
>He taps me on my shoulder
>"Dude, I can't get the clip in."
>Makes sense, nugget stripper clips are really fidgety
>Engage safety, clear chamber, put down DB
>Try to see if I can help him, when HOLY MOTHER OF PALEBLOOD
>he has the magazine floorplate open
>he's trying to load the clip from the bottom like a box-fed magazine
>>29889635
Not wanting to read somebody else's fuck fantasies on a board specifically for talking about guns makes me an "inbred redneck"? K.
>>29889698
go on and try being a tough guy in person, I doubt you'll be able to muster up the courage to tell anyone to shut up in real life
>>29887483
$600 AR made by someone else is probably not representative of all home builds, much less an entire platform of rifle.
>be at indoor range shooting muh 1911 and muh USP with muh gf
>two redguards occupy the neighboring stall
>they are firing what looks to be a glock and some other subcompact 9mm/.380 gun.
>neither can hit shit, their target looks like a random plotting of dots on a huge grid
>redguards start shooting with the guns turned sideways
>young RSO comes over and tells them to cut it out
>RSO kid looks annoyed and completely out of his comfort zone
>our melanin enriched neighbors begin taking selfies with their guns pointed down the firing line
>RSO begins to lose all faith in humanity but still manages only to eek out a mild warning
>later, i'm still in my stall and talking to RSO about my USP which was sitting on the table safely pointed down range
>we're both watching the dindus out of the corners of our eyes as they pack up
>dindus flag me and the RSO several times, despite several more verbal warnings
>one drops the sub compact (non-glock) on the ground and it lands pointed at me and the RSO
>RSO just winces
I'm not sure what a man has to do to get kicked out of this place.
>>29887343
wtf 25$ speeding ticket when I get a speeding ticket its like 100+ dollars all though it is usually me going 15 over but still
>>29883606
Pics or bulshit
>>29886374
Wtf is a brick fence?
>>29887465
Shut up I will suck your dick you fag
>>29887465
>implying you just don't want a femboy to be your housewife and make love to every night
>>29890119
>implying implications
>>29890018
You keep talkin like that and Imma suck yo dick nigga
>>29887259
Is getting caught part of your plan?
>>29883310
>Starts a range thread, but doesn't have one himself
Are you just lazy, noguns, or just plain rude?
>>29886275
Nope op just said he "didnt see them", so yes he was the retard
>>29886385
Then you're the idiot dumbshit.
>Hur Dur be aware of surroundings but I forgot that their were fudd right next to me and back up to far
>hey anon you know a thing or two about guns I was thinking about getting one for home defense and to conceal carry.
>yeah sure what were you thinking about getting
>Taurus Judge it would be great for self defence like a pocket shotgun
>Taurus has poor quality and
.410 out of such a short barrel is ineffective for self defense
>well I was gonna load it with birdshot I don't want to kill anyone just make them think twice ha. I wouldn't even need to aim.
>if you are using a gun for self defense it should be a life or death situation. Also there's this video pit there of someone shaking a Taurus pistol and going off.
>dosent the hammer just need to hit the end of it? Shouldn't be hard to goof up.
>well take a look at a ruger lcp also.
> OK thanks anon
The funny thing is she didn't even buy the Taurus judge or anything else because it's all "too expensive" even though she makes pretty good money. Just enough knowledge to be unteachable.
>>29886575
Your country is literally like Russia... only 10-15% is either liveable or you guys can't build anything on there yet.
>>29890166
are you the guy who was talking about how he wants to fuck and humiliate other dudes? why would someone who wears panties be into that?
>>29890516
Not me anonmoose
>>29890524
>tfw no /k/ommando bf to go shooting with and then have steamy makeout sessions while they wear panties
>>29889711
Not the guy you were arguing with but...Actually we can, nobody cares about a gays feelings or sjw, ADD, little kids in real life you dipshit. You must not get out alot or live in California to not realize the stereotypical media bullshit on how nobody will talk shit in public is true.
>>29890544
you and I both know that you wouldn't do shit you neckbearded permavirgin
I could have sex with my boyfriend right in front of you and you'd just awkwardly mumble something like "f-fucking faggots"
>>29885393
as a hypeer bolic statment I donkt mide it. Kind of like "every gun is loaded" or "never point the barrel at anything you don't want to distroy." obviously there are exceptions that you can't get around but the sentiment isn't wrong.
>>29890537
Damnit anon.
Now I need to fap.
>>29890595
if you're the /k/ommando that posted in panties you should leave a throwaway
>>29887465
Ok, Ramsay Bolton.
>>29889484
I wouldn't be interested in any (insert sexual preference) parade. Sexual repression is definitely unhealthy, but I don't think that the polar opposite is going to be any better.
>>29890757
I'm the Arisaka/Panty-non, and I most likely won't, but I do anticipate more /k/ pics rather soon~
>>29890983
Who's talking about Pride Parade? I'm talking about how straight guys get so uncomfortable when gay dudes talk about their sex life the same exact way heterosexual dudes do.
>>29891118
It's still weird looking in gwg threads and seeing pics of myself that I had jokingly sent to friends.
>>29891170
This is 4chan; If you think talking about gay shit makes people uncomfortable, rather than just being off topic and annoying, you're in the wrong place.
>>29891334
why can't I ever get pics from cute /k/ boys :(
>>29891343
Well I'd like to take more, but time, privacy, and figuring out how to take the fucking things are issues
Ive posted it before :
>Be at skeet shooting range
>Got a rented free of charge 12 gauge
>safety doesn't work (not like anyone use it here anyway)
>Since it's 2004 I am therefore a 14 years old idiot
>raifu is being a bitch and doesn't want to close after loading it
>force like a idiot
>PAW
>The sign and the ground which are 1 feet away from my foot looses parts
>spaghetti
>QT rangemaster piss herself of laughing
>briefly shocked that I almost shot my foot off
So that's the story of why the skeet shooting owner tells me "no funny shit boi" everytime I come now.
>>29883606
>no pictures
>>29886374
>so you know that rifle?
>yeah?
>i kinda shot it
>okay
>in my backyard
>YOU WHAT
>head over to his house
>m107 sitting in his backyard, single .50 case on the ground, giant fucking hole in his back brick fence
>turns out he got the ammo in and wanted to shoot it, but no range within an hour of his place allows anything more than pistol calibers
>so he figured he'd set it up in his backyard and shoot it
>I leave, laughing like a madman because I can't help
>cops come to his place
>he gets fined for discharging a firearm in a residential area, big fucking fine
This man is your friend, he may not be fighting for your freedoms right now but if we had to fight I want him right next to me.
>>29889484
>straight people can talk about their sex life
when does this happen here
>>29885393
Everyone nd's. Thanksfully i never nd'd while in the army, only after. Plus a few of my buddies nd
buddy story
>have colt 1911, 1k$ gun, real fancy heirloom tier, new production
>buys a bunch of wilson and other shit, hammer, tang, other shit
>Asks me about taking it apart, tell him dont, and that shit has to be fitted its not drop in all the time
>Gun sits in box forever cant get back together
>take it to ffl's buddy who puts it back together
>safety is easy to slide up, but hard to slide down
>He comes home one day from hunting late at night
>takes out mag
>drops safety
>BANG!
>I get a phone call at 2-3am about nd and what to do
>No cops, ended up patching hole in wall at apartment complex with spray foam
.45acp fmj will go through outer walls of apartment complexes no problem
My story
>Have small stationary type of desk
>Keep hi power on top, sometimes with mag in, most the time with mag out
>be playing around with it
>pointing it at tv acting like i'm killing people
>decide its time to not leave it out and put it in safe
>rack and bang to clear it to go put in safe
>rack slide, notice firing pin kinda looks different
>oh well!
>Bang!
>shoot middle shelf on desk, mdf board snow flying
>something flys back
>ears ringing
>shock and disbelief what the fuck
> clean up, find fmj wolf bullet, went through a board that was laying horizontal as a shelf, hit the back screw keeping it in, ricocheted back and landed in my bed. Still have bullet
One thing from these things with me and my friends is an utter distrust for 1911's, and hi power like designs, anything with a hammer single action.
The second is definitely in a home invasion those microphoned hearing protection muffs are a great investment
Third is after you nd, your now always more conscious and thorough in making sure a fire arm is safe and cleared.
>>29886457
>some femboy twink said I carry a gun because I have a small dick, so I said "if you really wanted to see, all you had to do was ask"
>So he asked to see my dick and I wasn't gonna back down like some faggot
>before I knew it he was choking on my dick
>>29887173
>I'm straight as fuck and hate gays, but if some faggoty hipster cuck was going to insult me and I got the chance to dominate him, I would
>It's the power thing to me
THIS!
>I'm straight as fuck and hate gays, but if some faggoty hipster cuck was going to insult me and I got the chance to dominate him, I would.
If some bloomberg zombie ever pulls this shit and you have a real piece of meat hanging between your legs you have a fucking duty to say " ORLY?, come have a look fucker". Fuck these greasy hippie commie marxist socialist cultural destroyers. WE NEED TO FIGHT.
Plus free violent throat fucking because who doesn't like a little violent throat fucking every now and then..
>>29891701
Nah thats pretty gay dude. Greasy hairy male lips were on your cock willingly. That's gay,
>>29887394
NA is bullshit.
>>29887343
>Nigga I fight $25 speed tickets. At the very least even if I lose I have wasted enough of the Police/Court/City money that they have gone severely in the red trying to extort money from the common citizen.
While I agree with fighting tickets. I always hire a lawyer in the hallway at traffic court, for $100 bucks you almost always win when the judge see's you paying one of his kind a few bucks. In the long run I'm way ahead on fines paid and higher insurance rates and making it more expensive for the state to fine us is a very good thing.
BUT...with this story the case is clear enough that the police have everything they need to press the matter and the harder you fight a losing battle the more it will cost. Especially for a young man with most of his life in front of him. Pick your damn battles anon.
>>29887376
>probable cause
>a gunshot went off in a city block with 48 houses in the area of the reported shot
>LET'S FUCKING KNOCK DOWN EVERY DOOR AND CONFISCATE EVERY FIREARM
Remember the 600+ fucking homes forcefully evacuated with out warrants and searched during the Boston bombing fiasco anon?
You act like the police don't do what ever the fuck they want when they have a small army of men with full giggle rifles to point at you.
The guy who fired that round had not a single thing to protect him from what ever the cops wanted to throw at him other than being very compliant and letting things run their course.
He kept the rifle and his freedom so stop.Grow the fuck up already.
>>29887782
You wouldn't understand. Men dominating other men is driven by testosterone and you seem to be lacking it.
>>29887834
Now that's sum real progekshun there anon.
>>29887862
Oh look at the cultural marxist using saul alinsky's "rules for radicals" to shame people into silence instead of speaking truth. Back to mother jones hippie. This board is for weapons discussion not /lgbt/ activism.
>>29887878
>you are already a part of the community by your very nature and don't even know it yet.
Is a damn shame gay /k/omrades can't understand how hard their activists are working to strip our gunrights. We need the queers to fight with us, it would make them so much stronger in the long run.
>>29887862
>talking about male/male forced sex
I've been in county jail and what happens to the weakest ain't real pretty.
>>29891486
>1911 discharges on safety drop
>Hi Power firing pin gets jammed forward
Assuming you're not leaving anything out to make you or your friend sound less retarded, these sound like honest-to-God ADs instead of NDs.
>>29887259
>>29889484
>apparently straight people can talk about their sex life
Welcome to 4chan/k/, here is your complimentary bottle of diet soda and a dragon dildo...enjoy.
>>29889605
Damn it, all the good stuff happens when I'm at work.
The assholes who refuse to see that they are posting completely unrelated shit here will NEVER understand it. I don't give a fuck about the personal lives of anyone who popsts here outside of they weapons and maybe military knowledge. They need to bring personal discussion to /b/ or /lgbt/ or in my opinion /soc/ . Not even bagging on their shit just want to talking about weapons and weapons related accessories.
ALTHOUGH
>No, talking about your degenerate sex life
Who the fuck are you to decide what i do with 10 or 20 consenting adults, 4 goats and 50 gallons of peanut butter
>>29889619
>"oh sometimes with these if you slam the magazine in too hard it chambers a round"
7/10 for re using a post from last week anon.
>>29889635
>why don't you make me, you inbred hick
Oh look everybody.....it's a commie SJW trying to humiliate someone by name calling. KEK, not here motherfucker...half of us would fuck a sister if she was willing.
>>29891747
What the fuck did you just say about me you raving homosex? I'll have you know I have attended over 300 fag bashings and blah blah blah blah
>>29889854
Damn shame you missed an opportunity to help these poor disadvantaged humans learn some gun safety and marksmen ship.
You and I both may be very rightly leery of ghettoized roodypoos but remember like any group of humans there are good and bad, take a chance and maybe make some range buddies.
>>29890018
former /fit/ here poster here. Gays will claim to be the majority of every board and accuse anyone who disagrees with them of being a closet fag.
This even happens on /a/ where the only thing posted on that board all day is weebs describing how badly they want to fuck anime girls
>>29889484
No one talks about being straight on /k/ you faggot.
Being gay was a joke years ago here, but now you actual faggots think you are in good company and you fucked everything up.
Now we and all our guns have aids, thanks a lot.
>>29890566
>you and I both know that you wouldn't do shit you neckbearded permavirgin
>I could have sex with my boyfriend right in front of you and you'd just awkwardly mumble something like "f-fucking faggots"
He might not do anything but most of us would kick the shit out of you for acting like a degenerate fucks ( gay or straight) around people. WTF are you thinking that anyone wants to have to think about your sexuality. If we want that shit we go and privately watch porn or something and fap to our hearts content. Fucking degenerates, and I know we come in all colors and sizes. FUCK.
>>29892097
>gay /k/omrades
thats a tautology
>>29892097
>gay /k/omrades
thats an oxymoron
>>29886575
The Mid West is probably safer than large Canadian cities like Toronto or Calgary. At least they don't have drunk Indians running around.
>>29891486
>>He comes home one day from hunting late at night
Hunting with a 45 he hasn't hardly touched.
This is where your bullshit falls apart.
>rack slide, notice firing pin kinda looks different
>oh well!
>Bang!
Yea, you're as stupid as you seem. You fucking water head
>>29892778
>thats a tautology
But it's not.
While there are a larger percentage of homosexual /k/omrades here on /k/, something all of us are fine with, hardly all /k/ posters and lurkers are gay. Nice attempt to make your numbers seem much larger than they are.
Every smart military tactician would inflate their numbers if they could but that doesn't change the reality of /k/ make up. We are predominantly hetero sexual, we are just much more accepting of our homosex brothers and can see the inner beauty of a delicious trap.
Now don't call me a homosex for my appreciation a delicious trap anon because fuck you.
.
>>29892900
>While there are a larger percentage of homosexual /k/omrades here on /k/,
OOPS
While there are a larger percentage of homosexual /k/omrades here on /k/ than in the general population
>>29890350
Of corsh!
>>29887374
You either are a foreigner or have a garbage phone. Post was almost annoying to read.
>>29886575
That's literally the only factor we have for our identity, how much we say we hate the states and say we ain't like them.
>>29887483
Or maybe an entire line of respected rifles is fine, and you can't work a firearm.
>>29893307
>Or maybe an entire line of respected rifles is fine, and you can't work a firearm.
I know, right?
As if almost all weapons malfunctions aren't located in whoever pulls that trigger. As if all ND's are preventable.
Every last one of my friends who hate .45acp guns limp wristed. I'm not joking. They fire that gun and the barrel goes vertical every time. They shoot their guns in 9mm they do great but all that registers in their minds is that gun bad , can't shoot straight.
>>29889952
It's what rich fags use to keep undesirables out
>>29883606
Of all the things that have never happened on /k/, this never happened the most
>>29883606
>huur I had a $75k gun
>huurrr one of 1000 that were made
>hurrr I expect /k/ to believe me
>>29887262
>for such a large country
A large country with a population similar in size to California or Texas.
>>29893435
Not even close. What about that shoop of the nugget bolt in that anons pooper?
>>29883310
>>tactical jock looks in my Lane
>>hey bro imma go full auto
>>LOL k
>>magdump cetme
>>glaring
>>life's good
>>29892106
Hi power was my bad, i saw the firing pin sticking out the back of the slide farther, than when it is not loaded is sits more recessed, i didn't think anything of it pulling the trigger
>>29892900
You don't carry a side arm when you hunt? LMFAO
>>29893184
Whiskey tango
>>29891486
>Everyone nd's.
Fuck you, no I haven't and I'm too careful to do it in the future.
>>29894409
>this
holy fuck anyone who believes that "everyone has an ND" is fucking retarded. There is a reason the military ends careers over them. They come frompeople being unsafe with guns
>>29891486
Now, I don't normally stop to reply to this sort of thing but your entire story about your ND starts with
>be playing around with a gun
I very clearly remember even from 3-4 years of age being specifically told not to do this, along with playing with lit matches. Can't imagine why!
Have never ND'd, never will. I was at a previous job and they formed a fat club because I was the only one who wasn't at least 100 lbs overweight. Uh sorry no you cannot pretend like being fat is "life experience" and that I'll be fat someday. Ya just messed up.
is it an nd if I shoot the ground on purpose to see if the safety is on
>>29894917
NDing at the range into the ground when you were specifically checking for it to clear it isn't the same as all of these stories somehow in defense of NDing where they put a hole in an apartment wall. "Guns + drugs = fuckups"
>>29895007
Wasn't at a range
Was walking in the middle of nowhere with my AK in my right hand and I absent mindedle started tugging the trigger because I thought I had put the safety on; when I realized that I might have forgotten to I pointed a few feet ahead of me and fired into the ground instead of checking
>>29895029
Yes, this is an ND. You don't pull the trigger unless you want to shoot or you've double/triple checked it's clear.
>>29887374
Were you riding the charging handle forward like a retard? or locking the catch back and releasing the catch or just letting go of it when its back.
>>29887343
You sound like a cunt
>>29891170
#notallmen
My favorite coworker from my last job was gay. He was cool to hang out with cause we both shared the common interest of wasting as much time as possible.
Honestly at first it was akward. The first thing he ever said to me was "can I stuck it in your butt" but after awhile I got used to it and took a little advantage having him cover some of my slack.
Unfortunately I was also not that talkative amongst the other departments and people started to think I was gay.
>>29895029
>putting your finger on the trigger when you don't want to shoot
>>29894691
I think the lie was made up by NDers to make themselves feel better about being retarded.
>>29892722
So you believe most people's response to the sight of a man and woman fucking in public would be a public flogging of them both? Or is it just gays that you hate?
>>29889368
pics
>>29896073
But you never know, a zombie could pop out around the corner of the next street! Because I'm doing this in a city.
Fucking end of the world survival shits are the worst. Basically the gun version of homeless people holding up a sign saying the world's going to end. But instead putting rounds into random shit and NDing then defending it by saying weeelll you never know the world could end tomorrow
>>29894409
>Fuck you, no I haven't and I'm too careful to do it in the future.
>>29894691
>holy fuck anyone who believes that "everyone has an ND" is fucking retarded.
>>29896079
>I think the lie was made up by NDers to make themselves feel better about being retarded.
Like any group of worthless sissy excuse makers.
I wonder how many of the sissy posters who can't man up and take responsibility on /k/ are faggot cocksuckers.
>>29891372
Ask your dad to help you. Bonding time + cute pics.
>>29897179
ND is literally short for NEGLIGENT discharge.
failing to take proper care in doing something.
>>29894409
>>29894691
>>29896079
"Everyone has an ND eventually" is a lot like the "it's just a tool" excuse for idiot scratches on 1911s. Just an excuse for fuckups to make themselves feel better about fucking up.
>>29883606
>had to order take out for a full month just to have the money for that gun.
Come on, you're not even trying son.
Also,
>The underage bait is strong with this one
>>29894691
>never NDed a real gun
Feels good. Have accidentally shot myself with a pumped up pellet gun though. Those motherfuckers hurt.
>>29899189
>>29899029
>>29899018
>>29897179
>>29896079
Share your ND stories here! and then try to defend them
>>29899350
so we can laugh at how retarded you are
>>29899029
>having blemishes on a gun is a fuckup
isnt not having blemishes a fuckup? if you dont know how far your tools will carry you, you will eventually get caught in the rain with your dick in your hand
>>29899136
See I live in the real world, where take-out is a treat because cooking your own food is the cheapest option when saving money. Produce, meat, and pasta/rice are what true poor peeps live on.
>>29883310
>be at my local range a couple of months ago with my girlfriend
>shooting my new FNS-9C for the first time at the pistol line
>cease fire is called to switch targets
now when a ceasefire is called at the range i frequent, all pistols must be unloaded, slide rear, eject port facing up. then you have to stand 5 yards behind the firing line where your weapons are--public range, their rules, and I agree with them.
>leave the line to replace our targets
>put up some fresh ones
>turn around
>some dumb cunt is ON the line is handling a loaded 1911 while we are replacing our targets
>Range officer sees this, comes sprinting over and just lays into this woman. I mean spitting angry. Throws her and her degenerate boyfriend a 1 month ban from the premises
>haven't seen them since
>thank god
>>29890806
Lel
>>29900078
Take care of your tools and they'll take care of you.
>>29900497
Dried beans too. Arroz con frijoles is ultimate peasant food. Throw some stewed tomatoes and a jalapeno in there and you got a days worth of food for $3.
>>29889952
It's a fence made of bricks, AKA, an outer wall.
>>29889952
It's a giant slab of rock that is cut to make a fence.
>>29900078
the "idiot marks" on 1911's come from taking your gun apart then gouging the finish when you put the slide stop back in. Its a failure on the owners part. It would be like denting your car from opening and closing the hood.
>>29887465
>What is more Alpha then not only eliminating the competition but dominating them to the point they assume the role of the females themselves?
*Kinky, FTFY.
>>29889510
>I'm upset people are talking about defending themselves
It's literally the same thing about the 6 gorillion threads we have about shooting pleasant melanin enriched cultural individuals, of course it's unlikely but the thing they're talking about does happen, because some people are retards and criminals.
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>>29906653
>>29906692
fags are a silly lot. They balk at perfectly good pussy, insead going for stinky man shit holes.
>fags all have hot chick friends that wish they were straight
>some act like chicks and like guy guys
>others act like guy guys and like chick like guys
>want equal rights, but usually dislike guns
>>29890166
Faggot
>>29883606
goddamn even though it never happened that's fucking horrifying
>>29892097
>>You wouldn't understand. Men dominating other men is driven by testosterone and you seem to be lacking it.
lmao
>>Oh look at the cultural marxist using saul alinsky's "rules for radicals" to shame people into silence instead of speaking truth. Back to mother jones hippie. This board is for weapons discussion not /lgbt/ activism.
holy keks my fucking sides, you tried to justify your rampant homosexuality with "it's just my testosterone" and then tell that anon to GTFO for "lgbt activism?"
Your post is a constant increase in homoerotic rambling right up to the end:
>I've been in county jail and what happens to the weakest ain't real pretty.
You are at the very least bisexual.
>>29897179
>I wonder how many of the sissy posters who can't man up and take responsibility on /k/ are faggot cocksuckers.
If you have a ND you have fucked up, so I don't know why you're saying everyone else needs to "man up and take responsibility" when you're failing to do that yourself. Negligence is not something everyone does, it's the result of personal carelessness or general recklessness.
Own up to the fact that you're a danger to yourself and others and likely shouldn't own firearms.
>>29907384
>Iraqi dude just fucking bobbing his head in other dude's lap in broad daylight
>No no, he isn't gay, he's just helping his friend with his erection problem
>>29887343
you are wasting your own money doing that retard, and time, which I guess probably isn't worth much from you.
go back to uni
>>29887376
> .50 BMG
> nobody heard that
>Sister turns 21
>goes with dad and mom to get a CC
>she gets a shitty taurus
>Never carries
>leaves it in car unloaded with no ammo anywhere and not even a magazine
>12 year old sister wants a gun now
>gets a .22 revolver and suddenly thinks she's the shit
>we all go to the range as a family
>I was 15 at the time and had never shot a gun before
>shot sister's revolver
>shot dad's nugget
>shot mom's 12 guage
>meanwhile ask sister if she wants to shoot my dad's 1911
>she legit fucking cries
>older sister hurts her hand shooting her pistol once
>the 21 year old fuck starts crying aaying she has cramps
>we leave just after a half hour
>from then on me and my dad went alone
Now my older sister is a libtard antigun feminazi and my younger sister is a fucking lardass weeaboo furry.
>>29891480
It doesn't
>>29889484
gr8 b8 m8
>>29886457
Uhhh. Was this recently? I go to 4th Street. A lot.
>>29907953
rest in peace family
>>29907953
At the very least you turned out more or less ok.
>>29892576
>humans
when did fucking hippies start coming to /k/
>>29910579
>when did fucking hippies start coming to /k/
When they realized that the 2nd Amendment was for everyone and being armed means being free.
>>29910579
Furries dude. whoever you replied to was a furry, notice the phrasing and usage of "humans." The poster you replied to does not see themselves as a human.
Also hippies have been on /k/ since there has been a 4chan. They usually come from /an/ who is the board /k/ is married to.
>>29910651
>notice the phrasing and usage of "humans."
>The poster you replied to does not see themselves as a human.
Are we reading the same post? I ask because I never saw any of the shit you're talking about in >>29892576
>>29902529
was expecting this story to end with "And that's how my GF got me banned from my range" or similar.
>>29910781
>Damn shame you missed an opportunity to help these poor disadvantaged humans learn some gun safety and marksmen ship.
>You and I both may be very rightly leery of ghettoized roodypoos but remember like any group of humans there are good and bad, take a chance and maybe make some range buddies.
see it now? "Humans" is used twice. Most people would use another term, butthat poster used "humans" a if indicating theu didnt think of themselves as human....but I am high as fuck on percocet from surgery.
>>29887465
Where do I sign for this
