>yfw your squad leader is falling out of pt.
>>29529012
>instructor
>routine, simple, maybe 6 kilometer ruck march
>all the sudden out of the blue every time I take a step with my right foot it feels like someone is stabbing my foot
>Halfway through the march
>shit shit shit shit
>suck it up to save face
>only start to limp after I dismiss the troops to get shit showered changed for breakfast
>one troop was slow to fuck off and sees me
>"Are you alright MCpl, you're walking funny."
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING PRIVATE?"
>"Nothing Mcpl" and he fucks off
Goddamn that was weird. I hung around all day, subsided the next day, and was gone the day after.
>>29529012
I had that happen. I had just ETSed from 3/75 and joined an NG LRSD. We had a 52 mile hump to McChord AFB. We were cruising along until fat Gomez, SSG type, 1 each, began huffing. He told me and another ranger sergeant to slow down - that we were no longer on active duty. We told him to suck it the fuck up. We were not disciplined. He tried to maintain pace and damn near had a heart attack. That SSG was a total fuck up.
Once, during an infil, we were rappelling in. We were all clear except for him. He somehow got the rope twisted in his carabiner. It was supposed to be a stealth insertion. Instead, due to his lack of diligence, we were completely compromised. We did our best to untangle him. The load master thought we were clear. The chopper started to lift off and we had to scream for him to halt. What a complete nut fuck. After we got him back on the ground and free from the rope, we ran like we stole a television. The enemy was right on top of us but we were lucky to get away.
>>29529198
Sounds like a specific tendon cramp.
Shit is weird.
>>29529012
>tfw Air Force
>haven't done organized PT in years
Ain't nobody got time for that, we got jets to break.
>>29529012
>tfw you're glad you didn't join any branch of the military because you're not a dumbass
>>29529770
Yet you're so insecure, you have to post about it.
Anyone ever tell you you're not a man?
>>29529770
>because you're an overweight NEET who needs a bedpan and a dumbwaiter for food because you can't squeeze yourself out of the seat
Fixed.
>>29529770
>tfw I'm already enlisted in high school, and looking forward to getting my hands on thousands of dollars worth of "lost" goods throughout a long career as a 92Y.
>>29529807
you are so insecure, you have to do mental gymnastics to convince yourself that you didn't completely fuck up and take one of the worst possible routes you could have as an 18 year old.
You'd be better off $50k in student loan debt and a nice job than some retarded marine making $20k a year.
As long as you don't get a liberal arts degree or woman's study degree you'll do just fine
>>29529992
thank u for ur cervix mr brave hero :)
>>29530007
You sly bastard
>>29530046
at least your team leader is an 11b. my current team leader is an 88m with no infantry experience and gets pissy whenever the other SPC or I try to correct him on anything. mother fucker can't land nav for shit. In five hours mother fucker got one out five points. DURING THE DAY.
>>29529770
>tfw not even a milfag but
Youre a coward and you'll never be a man
>>29530046
>implying I'm military
I'm in grad school, famalam. I'm just not a fat sow who has to pretend he's an intellectual to justify being denied entry for his three chins.
>>29530767
>1 out of 5 points
>Mfw he doesnt have any friends and cant into land nav.
>>29529737
This. It's all about that flightline life.
>>29530968
>Not living that grunt life and hating yourself and everyone around you.
>>29530968
Air Force Acquisitions shouldn't even be considered military duty.
Good ol force shaping.
>>29530767
fucking guard put an 88m as a team leader in an infantry company becasue "HURR DURR HES AN E5 AND CAN INTO LDRSHIP AND E4 WHO BEEN HERE 2 YEARS CANT INTO BASIC ARMY FUNCTION"
