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What are your deepest secrets you keep to yourself and not share /k/?
Please keep it legal alright the last thing we need is bullshit but anyway what are your secrets or moments where you had that makes you not share the moment with anyone else?
>>29318321
I was forced to move from my home because my landlord decided to be a dick and I had no one on my family side to help but this one fucker that drank alot and I mean a whole fucking lot we are talking about twenty packs a goddamn day!
When I was getting my stuff into the moving truck he kept on drinking and lifting boxes which wasn't to bad but it got worse later as he had five more then and when he started to get loud and aggressive I got tired of the drunken fuck and told him to just go home which he didn't and just kept telling me how much of a "bad motherfucker" he is over and over and over when I told him to leave ten times.
He wouldn't listen and even started to drunkenly start telling ME to just chill out and shit while he is spilling beer on the carpet floor which at this point I snapped and went to my room and grabbed my single action 357 revolver and walked out and pointed the gun right at his face and cocked the hammer and told him "it's time to go home NOW!" that was when his drunken eye's opened wide and started to say "oh fuck you got a gun!" Over and over until he just left and I was about to pull the trigger right there.
So I had to do the moving myself and luckily did so before the last day on the move out and no I did not call the cops because I did not want to deal with anymore bullshit drama and I swear to god if I ever see him again in my life I will pull the trigger this fucking time goddamn fucking alcoholic assholes fuck!
Been a while since then lately and I haven't heard from him but I do suspect that he will try to come over and knock on my door which I will not answer the door.
I really hate people that are like this fucking goddamnit.
>>29318321
I tried kissing my friend when I thought she was asleep.
I hate myself for it everyday.
>>29318321
I often think about the posts antman made when he was alive and I actually consider some of the things he said made sense in terms of war and military and other stuff.
Our military is a bunch of faggots.
>>29318362
is she still your friend?
did you two talk about?
how old were you both?
>>29318389
Around 21 at the time, never talked about it. Mostly friends still. our relationship didnt change after it happened.
I almost shot a man in my own apartment when he threatened my mother when we told him to leave multiple times.
He wasn't so brave when he saw a mosin nagant loaded with surplus rounds right at his face.
We don't talk about the event since then and this was years ago.
>>29318362
As far as rapists go, you're not the worst. :D
>>29318458
>He wasn't so brave when he saw a mosin nagant loaded with surplus rounds right at his face.
I wish I could've seen that, Ivan.
>>29318362
Kek
Fucking autistic bastard
>>29318353
Fuck
i have a sister with paranoid schizophrenia and after a few 51/50s protective services came to our house and said that if we want to keep custody of her we had to make our house suicide proof, we tried really hard and kept getting marked down for knives being too accessible and having her be able to get within touching distance of our gun safe wasnt allowed. So we finally got our house approved to keep custody of her and i pretty much forgot about it.
When i turned 18 i went out to buy an M1A and my background check came back and they wouldnt let me purchase it because my house is supposed to be suicide proof and we cant get any more guns than we already have without having our place re-inspected
pic related its pretty much what i went to buy
>>29318321
Ive mentioned this before but I let my battle buddy drown. I was really hung over and threw up in my breathing mask, he tried to rescue me and did not make it
>he told me not to get plastered the night before
>i did
>>29318321
I was born a woman (trans) and live stealth
I failed out of college
Parents still send me money on occasion
I secretly agree with some of what Trump says
I have an arsenal of firearms despite being considered mentally ill
>>29318540
Poor pupper.
>>29318585
Fuck off antman
>>29318466
No but I sure feel like it.
>>29318477
Yea I was retarded for doing that.
I should have just told her how I felt and then slept on the couch.
>>29318321
Got my dick sucked by a 19 year old Twink in December for 50 dollars in Booze. I'm 25 and thats the first sexual experience I ever had and couldn't cum even though they wanted me too badly, felt bad about that part.
>>29318353
Hi antman.
>>29318362
Oddly had a dream while napping earlier about a old female friend but instead of trying too kiss her in her I tried fingering her.
I am pure sociopath and do not feel love or hate for anyone at all. I act like I know about these things in everyday life and emulate them well, but no one really knows that I could fuck them over in a heartbeat and not experience any guilt at all.
I have read a lot of MLP clop and other fanfics heavily in the past, haven't in the last few years, never jerked off too them even though some got me pretty horny, I was so alone and they made me feel something.
>>29318321
im a closet homo and degenerate furry who will be forever friendless and virgin.
>>29318669
uh huh. how does it feel to know that completely normal people like >>29318353
and >>29318362 have done more shit than you have
please come back when you beat up the bully in your middle school
>>29318321
Lost my virginity to a trap. I was pretty unsure about my sexuality for a while, eventually decided I was more hetero than anything so went with that.
>>29318697
i will be your friend
are u ugly
When I see this picture I imagine myself doing an awesome mag dump
>>29318698
I do not understand what you mean?
>>29318697
Same senpai, less furry though even though some of it is nice, more of a trap and doujin fan. Also pretty much only jerk off too traps and emo boys jerking off.
>>29318669
I did a lot of reading on sociopaths and psychopaths to find out if I have any traits and from what I conclude is I do feel love for my family, nation, and race. I don't care about other races though, and especially dislike traitors.
>>29318669
anyone who claims to be a sociopath or boasts about it is usually a underage fedora-wearer
>>29318707
i dont really consider myself ugly
>>29318704
More details please.
>>29318716
so does everyone.
>>29318732
I am never boast about it. The thread was admit dark secrets so I did.
I do not like it at all. I am diagnosed though.
I am literal opposite of fedora, I am 26yro and work a very white collar job.
I think I might be ill but I refuse to go to doctor because I can't cope with the idea of him saying that I only have a few years to live. So I chose to ignore it but it's holding my life back
>>29318599
forgot your trip, sa/k/uya
>>29318434
well what the fuck?
don't you think that's something important to talk about? at least you can stop hating yourself or if not just get your feelings out
I have accidentally had steamy gay homo chat on steam a few times with a 12 year old boy, didn't know they where that young.
Steam is a hotbed for traps and homolust, just see any steam friends thread.
>>29318321
I don't see what the problem is, this is just the basics of CQC.
I've never fired a gun before but have restored and sold thousands. Here's what I just restored and wanna pop my gun cherry with. Thoughts?
>>29318807
As long as you don't pop it popping some heads I say go for it.
>>29318807
the fuck, really?
yea fuck go ahead dude, start shooting
I thought I was transgender for most of my life
I am addicted to various drugs despite going through rehab and succesfully quitting, but now have accepted it as the only way to feel pleasure or normal
I got drunk once and let a random guy fuck me without condom because he called me cute and was hitting on me
i purposefully avoid hanging out with my friends
I once ND'd while intoxicated and told the police it was firecrackers
>>29318826
Pics senpai?
>be me
>fresh outta military
>took a janitor job to help readjust (no combat, just years of remote, prison-like conditions)
>breddy cool job, cool boss, low supervision, easy work load.
>get a new chick and I have to train her
>middle aged white Texan
>90% sure she was tweaking
>quits after one day, goes to the main office with a MASSIVE list of bullshit complaints
>The only one they can't ignore is that I'm "too intense and scary to work with"
>Scary? bitch I was Air Force, I'm pretty fuckin chill
>Kept my job but still pissed
>2 months later
>Downtown heading towards club
>See that bitch heading through alley
>prolly on her way to score
>I see red and follow her
>no one's in the alley but us
>grabbed Makarov from my ankle and charged
>WHAM!!! I cracked her over the head
>I stood over her for a good two minutes just punching her in the head with my gun
>walked home the long way to avoid city cameras.
According to the police, she wound up comatose, perma-fucked jaw and lost her eye.
I maintain she should have died for being a junkie snitch.
I had a younger brother growing up that was always fucking using my shit without asking and getting it all fucked up. the reason being that my things were nice because I took care of them while he was just a living example of entropy.
so one day in 7th grade, I caught him with some shitty cut outs from a 90's porn mag (he was about in 5th grade I think). being the great older brother I was, I let it go and didn't tell anyone.
ha! no, I basically owned him for 3-4 months after that, to the point that when I did eventually turn it in, I was in more trouble than he was. I figured as much, but that wasn't important. what was important was 3 things:
I had a servant for a few months, got to watch him bawl his eyes out as he thought his life was coming to an end as I turned him over, and, most importantly, he never fucking touched my shit again
>>29318615
What was it?
>>29318836
if this story is real, that is crazy and you might be a psycho.
One time I got really drunk while house sitting for a friend. As I was masturbating in their guest bed, I was too drunk to be able to cum while jerking it so I tried putting my thumb up my butt to see if that would help. I didn't even get past the full nail when it hurt and I pulled it out. It didn't help me at all and after that I just passed out. This is my first time telling anyone this.
The thing is, Ive never had any homosexual urges or tendencies, ive never wanted another guy or even wanted anything in my ass. The idea of anal sex with a girl is disgusting to me, equally so is ass play/eating ass.
And no I'm not repressing anything, there's nothing to repress...
Anyone in my same situation?
>>29318856
Yeh. I used to wonder if I was gay or whatever so one time when I was jacking it I stuck a finger up my ass to try out anal. Hated it. Will NEVER do that shit again.
>>29318856
Yes.
I think anal is nasty as fuck and pussy only is way to go.
I dont understand homosexuals or what attractions a guy would give over a girl.
Prostate stimulation just works though. Its not gay its just a biological quirk you can exploit to prolong orgasm.
>>29318836
jesus fucking christ
what is wrong with you
>>29318836
>I'm pretty fuckin chill
>Proceed to assault and maim a person
I'm legit retarded.
Severe medical conditions are the only explanation for my behavior and stupidity.
I'm also cowardly. I'm scared as fuck of something, but I don't know what it is. I feel like a blind man walking through a spooky forest.
I only have nightmares. Sweet dreams are dead to me :(
>>29318868
>>29318865
>>29318856
>>29318836
>>29318795
>/k/ - a Magical Place
>>29318847
It was pic related.
I can't tell if legit or just another /b/tard pretending to be le antman meh meh
>>29318865
The story of the twink sucking my Dick from earlier in the thread loved sucking cock but doesn't like taking it in the ass. I would never want anything in my ass either, have bad enough ass pain. Sit on cushions mean for old people bad ass pain.
>>29318716
mfw I counted up all the dindus to see that a 30 round mag would contain enough ammunition to allocate 2 rounds per. Standard capacity is standard for a reason.
>>29318873
Try sleeping with a crucifix on your neck or hanging on your door.
Trust me brother.
>>29318873
Don't worry about it.
My secret is that I use the best gun lube on the market
>>29318516
What the fuck? What state?
I have never been inside of a gun store other than a surplus store a few years back mainly too get a old ammo can too hold art supplies and a few pins as well. Bought all my guns off gunbroker them pick them up through FFL.
>>29318911
You're doing everything right then.
gun stores are to be avoided whenever possible.
>>29318888
QUADS SPEAK THE TRUTH
>>29318873
anytime you get concerned like that, just try to contemplate how truly insignificant you are on a global or even universal scale
once you feel insignificant, the only natural reaction is to give a big middle finger to existence and do what you want, when you want in the most fantastic way possible
for example, today I sat on the toilet backwards and took a cold shower instead of a hot one and wore shorts even though it's still kind of cold for it. not the best example I guess, but the point is that you can't let the actions or thoughts of others get in the way of your happiness.
>>29318321
I sucked off a horse once.
>>29318879
Fuck forgot pic
I attempted suicide, my pistol misfired.
>>29318929
That means give life another chance. Fuck a tranny or whore in generally. Let yourself live a little.
>>29318937
It was surreal, I broke down in tears after all I heard was "click."
>>29318848
>>29318871
>>29318872
Junkie bitch crossed me and got her face caved in, that's not psycho, that needs to happen more.
>16
>constantly play games and never leave the house
>decide one day I need more excitement in my life
>find this asisn guy who lives about 10 minutes from my house
>watch him and stake out his house
>knock on the doors and run away
>throw small stones at his windows
>on rubbish days completely litter his lawn with his and his neighbours rubbish
>decide enough is enough
>6 months later, im 17.
>get the urge to fuck with him again
>sneak into his house /w pre-planned ninja gear
>piss in his toilet without flushing
>fart in his milk
>go up-stairs to his room, see him sleeping
>decide it's a bad idea to do something to him sleeping
>go back down-stairs
>get a knife and tear up his couch
>carve 'im a teapot' into his nice wooden coffee table
>leave
>never hear about it
>sometimes drive past his house just to check up on him, like a boss
>>29318949
You're such a failure in life that you couldn't even kill yourself.
Bravo.
>>29318979
Oh don't be a dick, it's a good thing anon didn't kill himself.
>>29318950
maybe you're right, but still pretty cold thing to do. So were there never any repercussions? Was this in the US?
>>29318979
One of my earliest memories is of Mr being touched by a family member. It's had a lasting effect on me and now my life is more or less on a downhill spiral, an heroing sounds more appealing by the day.
>>29319012
Kill them.
>>29319012
Me* being
>>29319020
It's far too late, I'm sure I could get away with it but it would destroy another family members life at this point
I think about killing myself alot but continue to own firearms, if anything the guns calm me down. I`m also an aspiring police officer and despite my depression I think I`ll make a pretty alright cop.
I`m also not sure if I`m gay or not but thats whatever.
>>29318788
Yea, but Im afraid when I bring it up everything will blow up and Ill completely lose her as a friend.
I plan on talking to her about it but never get the couarge to do it.
>>29318901
pls go MattV2099
>>29319072
>dat image
What the actual fuck.
>>29319099
You can't run from these things forever man. It hurts and feels wrong but it needs to be discussed. But what do I know? I'm just some rando from 4chan.
I used to blow my best friend when we were 14 and we had a gay relationship till around 16. He then hated him self for it and because very self loathing. I also got him into coke around 18. He ended up angry and delusional and kept doing drugs way longer than the rest of us. This spiral ended with him shooting at someone during a bar confrontation racing home locking himself in his parents house (he wife had also left him and took the kid and the house so he moved back in with his parents) then dying in a sweat team stand off when he was 22 with a gun shot wound to the heat.
I feel like the gay fling started the self hate, and the drugs made it so worse and its my fault for both. It's why i keep in contact with his wife and child and help out when i can.
>>29319118
Evangelion has Ruined my life.
>>29319136
So your cucking him after the grave as well?
>>29319137
Evangelion ruined Mecha anime for me
>>29318836
>too intense and scary to work with
>you beat her face in with a Makarov for complaining about you
HMMM...
She may have been onto something.
>>29319136
Cock is a hell of a drug.
>>29319149
No I'm a faggot, and she does not have a penis. And thats kinda important to me
I sell drugs to help pay for my gun habit.
Such is life
>>29318836
>>29319156
>Makarov
Is this an endorsement of the Makarov? Kinda wanna get one but still don't have a pistol beyond .25 acp.
>>29319177
How much you make senpai? What you carry on you sempai?
My twin brother died
Nobody knows, though, he was way too young...
Ever since i found the medical records i've used him as an excuse to go on and live life instead of an heroing
After all this time i think i've developed multiple personality disorder: I forgot lots of things.
Last week i "missed" an entire day
It's way scarier than anything i has ever experienced
>>29319179
It's not really an endorsement. Maks are alright handguns, I'm sure it would be just fine.
>>29318321
What is that can you buy that or make it
To add to my previous post:
>Got really drunk at a friends party, tried to kill myself and groped friend`s gf.
>Avoided getting therapy due to fear of having my 2nd rights revoked, still not sure if a therapist would 5150 or disqualify me from the police department.
>I constantly mastermind situations where I can spend as little time at home as possible.
>I will continue living at home just to save money despite my parents not realizing all the shit I went through suffering from anxiety and depression.
>A few of my friends are vocal communists that will eventually split apart our friendship because they can`t shut up about politics and ideals.
>I went out on a date once and the girl seemed to really like me, I then found myself unable to properly communicate and maintain a relationship.
>>29319118
>>29319137
Fanart from Evangalion. I can honestly say it changed my life for the better once I realized how much of a bitch I was being without having to deal with giant monster shenanigans.
>>29319192
I had a twin brother that died at birth, I feel like the wrong kid died.
I think I am addicted to grindr and anonymous sex with black men I must be up to like 20 black dudes
>>29319192
>nobody knows though, he was way too young...
Was he a twin in the womb or something?
How would nobody know?
>>29318321
I legitimately hate myself and have no idea what I'm going to do with my life.
I don't actually like shooting guns that much. The mechanical aspect is primarily what interests me.
I'm also not sure if I'm gay or what. I wish I was born a woman but I don't want to be a tranny because I will hate myself and my parents will hate me, and regular vaginas are fucking disgusting enough.
>>29319207
You can only get your rights revoked if you are involuntarily interred in a mental institution. I hate shrinks, but you won't get your rights taken away for that.
>>29319211
Grindr is where I met that 19 year old twink that sucked me off that o mentioned earlier in the thread. Never really met anyone else beyond that on there, like most other dating or "dating" sites.
>>29319189
I dont do large scale serious deals. Mainly Adderall and shrooms cuz they're easy to grow and have a minimal upkeep cost.
Im in college. I sell add meds to serious students and shrooms to design majors.
>>29319229
Just become a trap senpai desu baka senpai tmh.
>>29319212
Really have no idea. Just found a birth certificate with my birthday and a different name
>>29319234
Where you get addrell. I bet I could actually use some of that, basically legal speed.
>>29319209
I got cover that.
Dunno if it's worse thinking "i'm the wrong one" or "i have to take on his legacy"
>>29319249
Working on that. The only problem is that I'm still living with my parents and I'm not sure what I'm going to do when my senior year of high school is up.
Bonus round, I'm trying to get a job and every fucking place on the planet is rejecting me. No idea what I'm doing wrong.
>>29319229
I`ll deal with everything once I bullshit my way through the psycological and polygraph examinations, then I can deal with my problems.
>tfw meaningful employment in my chosen field is only a few months away.
>>29319251
Are you sure that your parents weren`t running some kind of wacky scheme to defraud the government or something?
>>29319258
Get a prescription, I've had one since I was a kid and it was a big help. I just sell what I don't use
>>29319232
Ya the gay world is kinda backwards. Now that we just fucked for 4 hours. Ummm whats your name and do you have any hobbies?
>>29319268
Same with the job part(never actually fucked a trap but had lots of sex chat and a few Skype calls and one cam session with this great trap with a almost female body and voice level of good named Kate.) jobs seem impossible too get now a days, some places you need a degree too mix fuckingpaint and now need degrees for things that didn't need them before(data entry, mailroom clerk, oddly a lot of warehouse work now) shit fucking sucks.
>>29319205
It's a MAC-10 (or more likely a clone of a MAC-10) with a knife tied to the bottom of the magazine.
>>29319274
Username or real name? I will just say I'm Sam. Into art, comics, animation, film, music, synths, vidya and guns. Downside, in debt, fat and not packing the biggest cock, very unconfident about it, sometime crippinlyingly so that keeps me from developing relationships with people.
>gave my older sister rimjobs on several occasions as well as shared masturbation sessions, as well as creeping on her in her own room to the point of mild alienation
>almost fucked a black chick in an elevator at school like a month before getting with my first gf that lasted five years
>got a chick i met on omegle to send me lewds while I still had that first gf, later broke contact because I felt like a piece of shit
>used to avatarfag on /b/
>I have borderline personality disorder and near crippling depression that I'm hesitant to go in for treatment because I'm 99% sure that means I won't be able to own guns, which has always been my dream to own an arsenal
>I'm not getting any better on my own
All I have is a fucking mosin and sometimes the only peace I have is cuddling it early in the morning while thinking about killing myself.
>>29319121
I know. Depending on when I see her next Ill go from there. Shes currently dealing with a lot of shit and Id rather not make it worse,
I find that random strangers are the best to talk to. They have no reason to hurt you and no way to betray you. So thank you for your help.
>>29319283
I'm literally talking high school tier no prior experience needed jobs. I don't know what the hell is up, cause a bunch of my friends have gotten jobs at places where I've applied and I strike out every time.
>>29319314
Ain`t it wonderful to need help but at the same time want to have the rights of a regular person?
>>29319314
When I want to kill myself, I ask myself "what will happen to my guns?"
To make matters worse on that end, my mom's a huge liberal cunt and I hate her. I'm honestly hoping for her to die so I can use her life insurance to fund a massive arsenal. I probably won't have to wait too long on that front, either. She's been a smoker since she was seven years old, has high blood pressure and is otherwise in poor health.
>>29319309
lol sure email me at [email protected]
>>29319314
More about your sister?
>>29319324
Anytime man!
>>29318704
faggot
>>29319401
Hey fag, leave him alone or I'll suck your dick.
>>29319401
Ya i bet this fag kisses girls!
>>29319339
Interesting vignette from one of my former coworkers at my second job. She was diagnosed with depression or some shit as a kid, grew up, and can still own guns, but she can't keep them loaded. The fuck?
>>29319348
I only have the one to worry about and honestly It'd just end up going to my older brother. Then he'd have 2 mosins.
Parents are cunts m8.
>>29319364
every time
There's not a lot to tell. I was like 18 at the time and she's 23 or some shit. We all lived together before our parents bought her a house, anyway
>walk into the living room one fine evening, its late at night and I'm up and about
>glance over and she's just chilling on the couch schlicking it to porn on her ipod
>our eyes meet
>I plop down right next to her, she whips out her tits and I suck on them
>didn't get much more action since our brother got up and we didn't want to escalate
>for two months after that I'd just walk in on her schlicking it while she's in my room watching tv and we'd jerk it for a while
>one time she got up pulled her pants down and I came on her ass
>she wanted me to lick it off but then shame and creepiness over that crept in and I fucked off to the bathroom
>she'd text me randomly and I'd come down to masturbate with her and eat her ass
This all happened over like 2 months before she moved out with her boyfriend that she had the entire time. Pretty sure she used to be a bigger whore than she is now.
Kinda indifferent to the whole thing looking back.
>>29318649
lol fag
>>29319441
This is my fetish. Is she hot anon?
>>29318839
>ratting on your little bro for some centerfolds
bitchmade nigga
>>29318321
>I have a serious sex addiction
>I jerk off 5-8 times a day
>Several of my friends are married
>I've had sex with all of their wives
>2 of them are repeat offenders, ongoing affairs with both of them for years
>I've banged my cousin, my girlfriend's cousin, my neighbor. and my girlfriend's neighbor, all in the past month
>I'm not even good looking
>my lack of morals and my willingness to "go for it" has me kneed deep in lady juice
>still not enough
>surf porn about for hours at a time
>have over 1,000 bookmarks of stuff I like
>have several dozen accounts with free sites, paid sites, and forums
>meet up with strangers for sex about once a month from CL
>part of a "secret society" forum for my area, we meet for group sex about 8 times a year
>I've fucked men
>only a few times, they all looked like women
>I don't let them moan so I can pretend I'm anal banging a woman
>I've got gay sex aps like grinder, and use them to get my dick sucked at least 3 or 4 times a week
>I take pills, supplements, and natural aphrodisiacs to do all this
I'm a sick man. I'm a sick man and I can't stop fucking everything, and everyone around me.
>>29319523
God speed, Rod Armstrong.
>>29319523
How many children have you sired?
>>29319477
Yep, very much so. I'd post her tits that I lifted off her phone but blue board.
Kinda regret not going for more considering that if I played my cards right I could've done a whole lot more but eh, my head wasn't in the game.
>>29319229
>I'm also not sure if I'm gay
well...
>vaginas are fucking disgusting
and that settles that
>>29318321
The only reason I joined the police force, and voluteered for SWAT is because I want to die, but I'm too cowardly to kill myself.
>>29319567
Do it anon. I'll read more greentext stories if you care to post them. I need fap material.
>>29319535
>god speed
I love every second of it, but at the same time, my life is a fucking nightmare. everyday more and more of me is consumed by the urge to have sex. most days I don't feel like a human being, just a fleshy fuck stick that can't think of anything else.
>>29319544
several.
>11 abortions
>1 adoption
>1 that I pay child support for
>I still fuck his mother
>I also have receipts for 163 "morning after" pills
>I counted
>about $50 a pill too
>>29318321
I am a tripfaggot on this board who is happily married to a wonderful wife but I constantly imagine her exactly the same but with a 7" cock to play with.
>>29319569
The male aesthetic is gross though. Superficially, I'm attracted to women, but vaginas are just gross as shit.
>>29319567
>I'd post her tits that I lifted off her phone but blue board.
asshole, you can't just go and say you got pics and would post them but wont because of some weak shit
>>29319595
Have you considered getting her a strap on? It's not the same, but what can you do
(Btw, I totally feel you m80)
>>29319615
You just wish you were a woman? Feel like life would be more fulfilling?
>>29319661
She's not open to it. I tried. She's really religious so that adds to it
>>29319672
I bang myself with a dildo all the time in the shower
I own several firearms will by several more by the end if the year. But, I don't actually like to shoot. I'll go. To the range every now and again to practice, but it's just so loud and I never feel comfortable shooting any of my guns. I'm a decent shot though and owned guns for years.
Hate shooting but love my guns.
Also, I pee in the sink a lot.
>>29319665
I wouldn't hate myself for wanting to be effeminate so maybe it would be tbqh
>>29319680
Yeah but part of the fantasy is her enjoying it too
>>29318516
I was basically in the exact same situation, schizo sibling n all, except that I was able to purchase the rifle. Good thing I live in a not-shit state by fun owner standards.
>>29318599
How's it feel to never be normal you sick fuck. Hope you get your guns taken away and a nigger rapes your aids ass hole.
>around 2006
>i'm a dude
>my male friend is at my house
>he wants to use my pc to check his myspace
>tell him no
>he says he'll do anything
>"anything?"
>"yes"
>tell him to give me a handjob
>he's reluctant at first, but then agrees
>handjob is shit, don't even cum
>he goes on his myspace for 5 minutes then gets off
My first gay experience
>>29319791
>>he goes on his myspace for 5 minutes then gets off
at least one of you got off
fag
>this whole thread
>this degeneracy
Fuck I'm >>>/out/ for good
I've thought about stealing an officer's service weapon more than once. Not gud fotes.
Cried in my truck tonight on the way home tonight from a friend's house while chain smoking. Cigs are nasty but sometimes when I feel a little down I'll buy a pack and smoke. I always drink coffee, work out, smoke cigarettes; just anything that will get endorphins flowing to try to satisfy my unquenchable thirst to feel good. I've had tinder for a while but nothing's come of it, and I'm a pretty good looking guy. Not satisfied with my career choices so far. I own some cool guns, and I've never considered suicide. Broke up with my gf in January because she didn't feel right for me. My parents are really good parents in my opinion and have always supported me and one of my biggest fears is not being able to make them proud. I want to be a respectable man like I know they want and have raised me to be. I worry about my dad. He's got a couple types of cancer and I'm afraid of losing him because he's a big influence and someone I look up to. My mom has some issues too, and over the years I feel it's given me a complex or two. I'm trying to avoid her but she's the woman who's cared for me all my life and that's the part that kills me inside. I love her but I can't tell if she's good for my well being or soul anymore. And my dogs legs are messed up and she can barely walk. She's fat anyway cause I give that nigger hella treats. It's all normalfag problems and all my shit doesn't hold a candle to some Fucked up shit going on in this thread but life feels empty right now and I need to find something to fill that hole.
TL;DR Normal guy going through midlife crisis. Maybe I'll fuck a tranny or something, I don't know.
I cuddle my daki at night and talk to it like it's a real person. I also pretend to hold hands with her and kiss her all over
>>29319819
anon alot of what you said is me right now as well. youre not depressed, but you feel lost. Like you dont know what direction to go, and even though i feel content in some weird way, i dont know what to do with myself anymore. also im very scared of death. we will make it dont worry youre not alone anon
>>29319840
Yeah. I'm stuck at a crossroads. I have to decide what road I want to take. Life's crazy. Good to know I'm not alone. Gives me hope.
I'll have grey hair by the time I'm 25 at this rate
What are you afraid of my friend?
>>29319867
I'm 28 and a lot of the things you stated reverberate within me too right now (sick father, ect..) just keep your head up and know we are all riding this wave of life.
>>29319819
Don't worry anon. Everything will be ok
>>29319867
im 23 just out of college and having second thoughts on my life. i dont even know what it is. i cant put my finger on it either. I have a healthy life, friends, a gf, blah blah. but like you im scared to let down my parents now and my dad has problems and more normie problems and shit. just feel extremely lost and want to stay in bed for days on end for no reason. its 6 am were i am now and ive been up all night for no concievable reason. also think about death alot but would never want to die. either way ill probably get over it as everyone else does. just want to stop worrying but dont know how
have any of you depressed fuckers considered doing daily exercise?
go out and run every morning.
does 3 things, gives you a reason to get up, gets you out, gives you exercise, gives you a routine.
all are meant to be great for depression. exercise actually releases endorphins
>>29319904
Imagine you're living in a prison.
Nothing changes each day.
You're doing the same exact thing day-in, day-out, and you feel like shit.
Now, exercising might release those endorphins, but after that runners high wears off you're still stuck in a meaningless hole.
Exercise helps foster a healthy mind and body but if your life isn't going the places you'd like and you're almost powerless to change it its basically amounting to nothing.
Real depression has many factors that culminate into it that just throwing exercise into the mix isn't going to solve.
Good advice still.
>>29318879
Hardly anyone on b knows the antman
>>29319930
This...
>>29319930
disclaimer: i have on-going depression and anxiety
No. Evidence has shown exercise to be at least as effective a treatment as SSRIs, only without the side-effects. The endorphins that you get actually modulate your mood in a way that lasts, provided you exercise on a semi-regular basis, so your existence will no longer seem meaningless or prison-like. Your ability to feel enthusiastic about things you like, or people you know, will return - and you will begin to recognise that you are an active rather than a passive participant in your existence. imo exercise is the best 'first step' to recovery: it's not a complete solution, but it's the single best thing you can do if you want to begin to feel something about you life that isn't 'this is shit'.
I know a feature of depression is that you stop believing it's possible to recover. But you have to commit to resisting it, not just shut down attempts to help you with 'but it's very complicated', or you never will.
>>29318321
Pretty sure there was some shitty movie with the resident evil actress in it where she had two mac-10s with knives for magazines,
Think it was called ultra violent or something, it was about vampires fighting werewolves in the future, and I guarantee, that movie was at least as edgy as attaching a knife other than a bayonet to any kind of gun other than a longarm.
>>29319930
I've been through depression, and I have to say the best thing that really helped me was getting a really physical job. forged me to be out, forced me to work hard, gave me a sense of accomplishment.
>>29318950
Shouldn't have taken it personally.
If she was treaking she would have still made that complaint because she probably thought the emergency sprinklers were cameras and imagined some pervert watching her every day on the job.
It kind of like beating up a downer in a wheelchair because they noticed you had shit on your face and they shouted it out because they can't control themselves.
Then you follow them down the street and turn them into mashed potato.
>>29318826
fran?
>I'm asexual.
>I still wet the bed.
>I still sleep with stuffed animals
>I like wearing diapers
>I like playing with toys
>I like cartoons
>I wish I was still a child.
>>29318540
Dude. God damn
>>29318761
Hope you find a way out anon.
I had a psychopath friend who got help, you can do it too.
You may never "feel" love like neurotic peoples do but feeling affection and trusting someone is something you can achieve if you work it out.
>Be depressedfag
>Life isnt going well because the jewish overlords of crook county constantly argue where the shekels go
>Because of this, my grant money ran out. Cant even afford to go to city colleges.
>Find a job retail downtown.
>First day was this past monday
>Basic retail shit, stocking, cleaning. Bust my ass because 13.00 hr is more than I ever got previously.
>Cut to this past thursday
>The Night manager fires me because (and I quote) " You help out too many customers, and this hurts our productivity "
>Reminder, This is retail. Customer service is cruical.
Now, I'm contemplating getting a few people together to rob the joint. It isnt hard, the store safe isnt even bolted down properly, it's just that I normally never Chimp out, but that bullshit excuse for letting me go has let loose my inner nigger. Furthermore, LEO in my city is a joke as far as response time, and no where else is hiring unless you have 10+ years of experience in that field or 2-3 masters degrees.
> Any of you fags inna Chicago Hiring? I really don't want to do this shit, but summer is coming up and I need a way to pay for some type of schooling.
>>29318458
>be 14.a loser and loner.learn some lingo on /k/
>not really sure what surplus ammo is,fuck it
>post it anyway. it sounds good.
>people are so going to believe this
>add id some other little details like "this was years ago" so i can say i dont remember when people ask me more details i dont really know the answers to.
>some fag actually bites and comments on me
>go to sleep with belly full of chicken tendies.
>sometimes life is good
We gang raped and killed a girl under the influence of hashish and got away with it. Also robbed a few people.
>>29320258
How much you think you can get out of it? Know where the cameras are? Any other valuable merch?
>>29319249
r'ing sauce
>>29320349
http://nhentai.net/g/136063/
>>29319207
Are you me?
Well, except for the part where you actually own guns and have something to make you happy
>>29320258
>employee gets fired
>store gets robbed and safe stolen less than a month later
i'm sure the cops wont come asking any questions bro, don't worry
My only friend is a 12 year old girl. I wish to marry her when she goes 14.
I'm somewhere just to the right of Marxist on just about everything but guns.
I believe in personal gun ownership but I also think you should have to pass a basic knowledge and handling test to be able to get licensed. And background checks.
Shall not be infringed and all that blah blah blah but people are fucking retarded.
>>29320493
Hi Muhammad, how's the weather in London?
>>29320513
I hate marxist shit but the real
Marx wanted citizens too own guns.
>>29318321
I left the army because I thought I was too good for it. Over the next 3 years I never managed to hold a job for more than two months, drinking till I passed out every day, managed to pump out two kids by two different women born five months apart. Haven't seen the oldest one in years, don't really give a fuck cos it's one less thing for me to deal with and besides he's just as much of a cunt as his mother is. Married the other ones mother, got addicted to painkillers and played WoW 18 hours a day till she kicked me out. Took 60 or more neurofen plus (200mg ibuprofen/13mg codeine) a day for a couple of years untill my stomach ruptured, nearly died, spent 3 months in hospital. Still hooked on pills, just buy morphine and tramadol online now. Don't shower anymore, haven't brushed my teeth since fuck knows when, they're all black and rotten so it's not like they'll get better if I start now so why bother. Didn't speak to my mother for years, even when I knew she was dying, she's gone now. No job, live on my own, been sponging off my dad for years. He's 70 and has a pension but still works 3 days a week to support me, allthough that would stop if he knew all I did with his money was buy 40 cigs each day and spend the rest on drugs. Still sit at home playing warcraft all day and I'm not even any fucking good at it, can't break 1800 in 2's, never played 3's, never clearedany current tier pve. My brother is really successful so when I'm on the internet I allways pretend I've got all the things he has.
>>29320513
>people are fucking retarded.
So is your ideology. :^)
>>29320333
I really wish you to be gangraped and killed by niggers.
>>29320333
we? who is we? you got a mouse in your pocket?
>>29320527
I don't normally suggest this but like, kill yourself.
>>29320536
>New promo.
>>29320521
There like a maximum of 1000 Muslims where I live, buddy.
>>29320528
Keep slurping on Reagan's dead cock.
>>29320553
It must suck living in a shithole with only 1000 people in it.
>>29320536
I'm pretty sure everyone can tell how fat you are if your hands look like that faggot. This is a thread for secrets.
I totaled my car because I was drunk and an idiot, not because of whatever bullshit excuse I tell people about selling it because I wanted something new.
>>29318929
light strike? failure to feed? hard primer? tap, rack, bang, man.
>>29318795
..................................sauce
>>29320564
I haven't watched the show in years fà m, saw some promo link and thought this would tussle some timmies.
>>29318929
ok Denzel
>>29320562
>If he does not subscribe to my fart ideologies for the delusional minded, he must suck the penis of a dead man with Alzheimer
Do you hate your parents for inbreeding?
>>29318836
>>The only one they can't ignore is that I'm "too intense and scary to work with"
>>Scary? bitch I was Air Force, I'm pretty fuckin chill
>I stood over her for a good two minutes just punching her in the head with my gun
>walked home the long way to avoid city cameras.
>I maintain she should have died for being a junkie snitch.
Well adjusted human being, everyone
>>29320327
Stop projecting
I recently broke up with my Mongolian girlfriend who I had been with for a year and a half.
She was kind of getting into shooting a bit, really cool girl. Could drink as well as I, was really tough and very doting, cooked for me and stuff like that. She kept saying she thought it would be cool to own a rifle so bought her a 9mm carbine, but she left me because her family decided shed had enough education in america and ordered her home to start helping run the family hotel buisiness. She never found out I was planning to give it to her for her birthday.
Anyways that was 3 months ago.
Still get really pissed and sad whenever I dig through the gunsafe and see it. Thought she cared about me enough to strike out on her own but I guess its true that blood is thicker than water.
>>29320600
Sorry anon. Bitches be crazy.
>>29318836
>permanantly cripple a person for not liking you
>"but im totally chill guys, seriuosly!!! :D"
>>29320600
eh it was just a chink, now you can move on to a superior white gril and give her the gun and go shooting
>>29320600
>years later
>she's in her fifties now, been running the hotel for many years.
>had a few suitors, but never married.
>thinks about her decision too leave America and thought of the one thing that made her want too defy her family and stay, him.
>suddenly hears the bell of the hotel chime, sees a older man in a suit, looks pretty traveled and savue.
>as he's asking for a room she notices its him, the man she loved from America.
>he asks for a room with a bed for two, she feels jaded and heart broken for a second, he must be married now.
>"are you here with your wif-"
>she stopped when suddenly sees a ring of a carbine mussle flash as she takes 15 9mm bullets too the chest.
>>29320626
Whit women are over rated. It was very refreshing to date somebody who wasnt infected with western matierialism, or that new wave feminist bullshit where cooking as a female for a male must automatically be seen as degrading.
Still, obviously came with downsides. Asian culture values the collective as much as we americans value our individuality. When hers told her to come home it was never a second thought that she would do so. In asian culture a story about a girl defying her parents for love isnt romantic, to them its dirty and wrong.
Guess the biggest issue im trying to get over is that I think she always knew it would be like that and just talked a big game about staying in america with me because she knew it made me happy.
>>29320202
Also, I forgot to mention that I try to keep my mental issues secret as best as I can. For instance, my Autism, my anxiety, and my depression.
>>29320544
No...but, like you faggot. I literally can't even. OMG
>seriously fucking shoot yourself in the face
>>29318321
>be me
>10 years old, given red Ryder for Christmas that year
>out shooting stuff
>walking around backyard with bb gun in hand(old house was on ~3 acres of land)
>see vulture flying around
>randomly hipfire towards where vulture was flying
>see vulture fall out of sky
>oh.mov
Nothing too bad, anons.. Most certainly believable, though.
>>29320714
Fudge out of Ten.
>>29320527
I second >>29320544
I also don't normally suggest that, but I'll make an exception for you. Seriously, do yourself and you father a favor. He deserves retirement, and you deserve a reroll.
>>29320258
Wait till the day after black friday. Call something in from a burner that will have an all available units response across town. Then bust a door, aquire safe, break it there and bingo. But for fuck sake keep your mouth shut.
This thread is a greater argument for gun control than any mass shooting
>>29319047
Anon, you don't have to forgive or forget, what happened was wrong, but you can't let those things define you in your mind.
I, while in the continental united States, have eaten a sea turtle...
>>29318952
also my se/k/ret:
>im a noguns europoor
>only 'gun' i own is a turkshit air rifle
>i love it to death
>>29319441
Seems legit
Cheesy fiesta potatoes are the best thing at taco bell
>>29320646
>she stopped when suddenly sees a ring of a carbine mussle flash as she takes 15 9mm bullets too the chest.
>Lol it's ok, just 9mm
>>29320513
Marx believed everyone should own guns.
Personally I agree with marxism but we still need a democracy to maintain order.
>sleep with stuffed animals
There's something surreal about sleeping with a stuffed fox while also having a shotgun in arms reach, and being confident in my own judgement and its use. Somehow neither of those things is out of character for me. I guess there's no reason they couldn't coexist but it still feels strange that they do.
>>29321008
Some people on this website sleep with bodypillows.
>I'm surprised I haven't seen one mention of Dragon Dildos
>>29319710
Are you me, I pee in my basement sink 2-3 times a day.
I generally only shoot in the summer,
(Wear inserts &muffs to help with the noise when shooting)
+ I hate shooting indoors, unless I'm showing off & trying to crush chests, lol
>>29321016
Not sure if it's more or less weird on grounds of not being at all a sexual thing. Just like having the 'company', that and I sleep better with a second object for some kind of ergonomic reason.
I've gone out of my way to maintain my imagination for artistic purposes. Might have something to do with it. Just never felt any different about it at 20 than 7. Don't need 'em, but I'd rather have them than not.
>>29321074
>tfw I spent more on my stuffed fox than my nugget
>>29318836
Id like to know you.
>Be me
>Enter what americans would call STEM
>Maths
>Don't know why I entered
>Want to go to the army
>tfw army is shit
>tfw country is shit
>tfw army has had no real interventions in good 20 years
>feel lost
>now I just wake up to sleep at night
>I eat any shit I see
>crippingly sad
>Want to commit suicide but too much of a pussy to do so
>/k/ is the only place I don't feel like shit
>and /pol/, sometimes it's fun to blame jews and niggers
>mfw taiwanese mongolian board forum is the only thing in my life worth of notice
Life is rough
>>29321265
Join the club.
Y'know what I eventually realized? I just had a opiate deficiency.
I fixed that and now I feel good and am functional. Try it if you have lost all hope.
>>29318321
That I'm gay. No seriously. Been sucking dicks on the dl for like three years now
>>29321265
Aim for the French Foreign Legion. They do all the shit you want to do in life.
Just finished MEPs to enlist in the US Army. Passed medical with flying colors, sworn in as NBCR specialist (74D)
>Lied about not having ADHD
>Lied about not having depression
>Lied about never having seen a psychiatrist
>Lied about not smoking pot, drinking underage (only 18)
>Lied about not having had any emergency room visits
>I've had Lymes disease twice, didn't disclose that
On top of all of this, I'm pretty sure I have a touch of autism, but was never diagnosed.
The next few months until I go to basic training are going to be the most nerve racking months of my life. If they find the Lymes disease or anything in my blood work and DQ me I'm going to either kill myself, or buy a plane ticket to France and then make my way to the Middle East and allow terrorists to do that job for me. I've also considered flying to South Africa and helping out with the anti-poaching operations.
>>29321391
They can DQ you at any point in your career.
They will eventually find out. Especially in the MOS you chose. You may need a clearance at some point and then they kick your ass out with something nasty.
>>29318321
>What are your deepest secrets you keep to yourself and not share /k/?
I don't own a gun
>>29321310
Holy shit anon.
I speak french
This is perfect
You solved my life
I treat my guns like toys when no one is around, 100%check there unloaded. Might as well be making Pew pew noises and have a replica.
>>29320258
Honestly man, don't fuck your life up over a shitty job. You're probably gonna get caught. Just get over it, find a new job and work hard, and eventually you'll move on to bigger and better things.
>>29318599
Why did you fail out? I use Nootropics and modafinil to maintain my grades and As and B's in college. If I did not have them... and if I was taking things I found boring I would fail too.
I spend about 300$ per semester on brain drugs that get me even more scholarships and good grades.
As of right now taking lots of mathematics calc/trig and psychology and some BS psychology stuff.
if I was taking business.... I would probably hate going to school. My strengths is science/biology and memorizing things.
If you are saying you are a female but dress as a male, and consider yourself androgynous that's pretty hot in my opinion. Just be yourself.
Mental illness is imaginary my friend, live by a code as a defender not an aggressor and you will be ok. And if you find yourself ruminating over a spree and hating humanity you need to change your habits and focus your hated onto a single person or effigy.
Trump is the man.
>>29318669
I used to think I was like that, at a certain point I realized that, actually people could tell I was constantly being disingenuous but (shocker) they were just being disingenuous back.
People put on faces everyday, mostly because of things they've never moved past.
>>29321425
I don't own a gun too.
I would like it but nofun EU country.
>>29321423
True.
Not really that much of an issue; I'm bound to kill myself no matter what, it's just a matter of when.
>>29318836
You fuckin crazy dude
>>29320673
Gotta get out of the city bro. Country girls are GOAT. Mine is super independent but loves to cook and clean for me, and approaches things with some seblance of logic. Just try and avoid the super pious ones.
>>29321527
Question I always wanted too ask a EU fag. If you found a gun, let's say a pistol, would you take it and hide it or report it or just leave it?
>>29321573
I wouldn't be able to use it, and keeping it would put me in jail for some time. So report it.
>>29318836
Would of done the same thing.
No witnesses, didn't happen.
>>29321535
You say that now but as someone who has hit actual rock bottom, its hard as fuck to kill yourself.
You are more likely to continue living life as is except with a DD behind you preventing anyone except walmart from hiring you.
>in realith brother they wont find out ever any of this shit, people can have lymes and never know it, and for all Intents and purposes all the other things you mentioned never happened (undocumented)
>>29321527
Which country?
>>29321592
Why not get it... remove finger prints and hide it under a floor / inside a wall.
Then try and acquire some ammo for it, and store it with it in a dry place.
"Report it" You guys got cucked a long time ago.
My dad sold meth in Alabama when I was a little kid. One day a "friend" came over and they got in a fight. (Probably a drug deal) My dad stabbed him a few times and there was blood everywhere. He carried the body to the bed of the truck and drove off, so I stayed home alone in the living room looking at the bloody couch until my mom got off her night shift at the bar. We moved to Texas that night.
