Let's get a private gun sale stories thread going.
>Be me. Respond to a local listing to buy a revolver
>Meet the guy in a parking lot. Shoot the shit a bit, says he's legally blind & shouldn't have driven. Has had multiple strokes & has cancer also.
>sorry.jpg
>Says he's saving up for a life saving cure modern medicine scoffs at that basically amounts to injecting piss into his system. Its a known cure, cancer isn't real but a symptom of something else, etc.
>godwhyme.jpg
>Goes on to tell me further conspiracy facts he has, one where the Clinton's have murdered numbers of people & covered it up. Another involving Hitler's brain.
>dalegribble.jpg
>He won't stop, just met this guy & he's going off, getting emotional, etc. Say I agree w him just to get him to shut up.
>Get him to finally fill out a bill of sale, pay for the piece, tell him good luck w everything & leave.
I have two very uneventful stories.
Story 1
>contact seller of a few WWII rifles on a state gun forum, tell him I'm interested in his Enfield
>we chat on the phone for a bit and set up a meeting place, an interstate exit where people normally park to carpool
>his truck shows up, he's probably mid 50's, we greet each other and show driver's licenses and handgun carry permits.
>exchange money and gun, no bill of sale
>he brought a bayonet and other stuff and is asking a decent price but I only brought enough cash for the gun so I pass
>we shake hands and go our separate ways
>everything went better than expected
Story 2
>meet friend in local gun shop parking lot to buy a Yugo M72 from him
>looking it over in his trunk and a car pulls up behind us
>he eyes the car as I look over the gun
>a woman is giving us a sob story about how her husband left her and she needs money to get back to where the fuck ever
>I finally turn around, holding the M72
>woman goes deathly pale and bug eyed and tells us to have a nice day and leaves
>>29299487
>woman goes deathly pale and bug eyed and tells us to have a nice day and leaves
wut
>Be trying to sell AR-15
>Guy texts me with an offer
>"You want 2k in scuba gear?"
All of my wut
>>29299431
>message guy on armslist about a 12 gauge side by side from the 60s
>arrange the sale, but guy says he is heavily disabled and can't leave his home
>say OK, bring a friend and put a folding knife in my pocket
>show up to guys house. He lives in a mansion
>confused as fuck
>try calling him, he says come in on the phone
>slowly open front door and announce myself. House is dark inside. No one around
>defcon 4
>he calls out from a back room and says come down the hallway
>pull out knife, friend watching behind me
>sketched out but really good deal on this gun
>open door at the end of a hallway. Only room with lights
>I swear to God /k/ what I say is true
>see morbidly obese man wearing a bathrobe on oxygen holding a chihuahua. Massive paintings on the wall. Gold objects everywhere. The room is covered in guns. Must be literally hundreds of firearms
>introduce myself and the man is surprisingly nice. He buys and sells gold jewelry and guns to afford his medication. Otherwise has a terminal disease.
>dig through guns for 30 Mins before finding shotgun
>sign bill of sale and give him 300 dollaroos for nice as fuck shotgun with case hardening and engraving
>leave
>>29299641
Pics of the gun with time stamps or it didn't happen lying faggot.
Inb4 I never took pictures of it before I sold it
>>29299607
...did you accept?
>>29299607
>Scubabro finds underwater conglomerate of super-dolphins in a dolphin rape cave
>give up exploring hobby for self-defense hobby
You want 2k in scuba gear? I literally never want to set foot in the ocean again and I'll take the quickest rifle I can get my hands on
>>29299876
It was a Stevens 5100, basically an entry level shotgun back then except this one has a few extra luxeries- nice checkering, case hardening, a pointer hound engraved on the side. 28 inch barrel with fixed modified and full chokes. Puts stoeger shotguns to shame and feels like an old farm gun. I love it
>>29299431
The Clinton murder thing actually has some substance to it.
>>29299992
No one asked for a description. Pics or it didn't happen.
>>29299431
>life saving cure modern
there is cures for cancer btw. i know the guy that drinks some kinda mixture of bleach and some other shit in extremely measured dosage and he doesn't have it anymore. turned his fucking hair blonde though
>>29299431
What revolver was it?
>>29299589
Bitch needs to know her place.
Let the big boys do business not throw away good money on a ho nigga
>>29300176
He's a lying European or little kid, don't worry hell never prove I
>>29300176
Jesus man
You really want me to go wading through my mom's hoarder mountains of boxes and knickknacks in the basement so I can reach my safe? There is a path about 6 inches wide that I have to fit through in order to reach it and I don't feel like playing cave explorer this morning. Last time I was down there I stepped on a brooch pin and it went a half inch into my foot. Burned like hell
>>29300274
Yes, we do.
>>29300274
ATLEAST ANTMAN SHOWED PROOFS WHEN WE ASKED HIM FOR PICS BUT YOUR JUST A LYING NIGGER GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WITH ANTS DICKWEED
>>29299928
What the fuck are you talking about
>>29299487
>yugoslav AK
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS YUGO AK!
>>29300007
it really does, like the guy getting hung in the playground had a lot of connections to Clinton.
>>29300208
so your friend drinks bleach?
>>29299928
This is almost certainly what happened
>>29300298
http://www.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5?IR=T
>>29300335
>http://www.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5?IR=T
holy shit that's a thing
>>29300346
Not sure how true it is, but it's all over the internet so i'm gonna blindly choose to believe it. Fear the dolphin. Purchase pic related
>>29300274
>so I can reach my safe?
so what were you planning to do with that fun, sleep comfortable at night knowing you bought it years ago and havn't touched it since and if you need it you might step on a broachpin while digging thru boxes?
>>29300384
>>29300274
he's gotta point you know
>>29300379
fuckin dolphins man
>>29300379
>the filename doesn't say RemoveSquid.jpg
You had ONE job!
>>29299431
>Be me
>Want to sell Ruger SP101
>Place an add in local gun group on facebook
>Guy contacts me
>Agree to meet at public place
>Meet
>He gives me cash
>I give him gun
>We both leave
>>29300414
Shit. I will do better next time. I will slay many water rapists as penance. Expect a packet of delicious rubbery flesh in the next week.
>>29300439
removing dolphins is easier than removing kebab
>>29300384
I go down there once per month to oil everything and then it goes back in the safe. I haven't shot most of my collection and haven't been to the range in months. I'm happy collecting and owning most of my guns so yes. I own primarily slavshit with a few classic American shotguns and pistols thrown in.
>>29300451
We must act quickly
>>29300466
here's the real question: why not keep the safe somewhere you can easily access it
>>29300473
don't worry here's the Dolphin removal unit uniform. wear it quickly my son.
>>29300335
>SEE ALSO: How To Train Your Dolphin To Be An Assassin
Fuck the birth, i want an assassin dolphin!
>>29300476
Probably because it's heavy as fuck and he can't be arsed moving it?
>>29300539
I moved my gunsafe up a huge flight of stairs to get it in my room. Safety is worth a risk.
>>29300487
Of course Father. I've been ready for my whole life.
>>29300543
...Risk? This is not a boom boom crash thread, you turboweenie. He can have his safe wherever the fuck he wants.
>>29299431
>local fudd puts up ad on local fb group
>two cz 82s four clipazines 1k rounds of ammo including 150 rounds of hornyday babby killers
$500
>sends friend request
>agree to meet at palmetto armory
>he shows up in his 1984 fudd150
>im in my jdm 370z
>i can tell he is having second thoughts, especially since a dozen other people responded to his ad within an hour of him posting it, it was a screaming deal
>inspect and function test pistols
>everything is good to go
Here's your $500 sir.
>try to leave
>he keeps chatting
>hillary clinton blah blah obama
>evil socialism, comrade sanders blah blah
>hurr im voting for trump durr
Finally make my escape.
>sharing comrade bernie memes on fb
>shitting on trumptards
>praise socialism on the regs
He asks me in a post if I'm a socialist.
>yes indeed, your mccarthyism and cold war boomer bullshit is cancer
>glad your cz 82s found their way back into the hands of a socialist where they belong
He unfriends me.
Fudds, nyet even once.
>>29300556
Holy fuck.
>>29300556
good my son.
>>29300561
>man breaks into house
>man is armed
>Needs to get gun
>Runs to basement without getting shot (miracle)
>get to basement.
>throws boxes everywhere.
>impales foot on nail
>gets to safe
>can't open it because of pain in foot blocking memory
>shot in back of head
This is guns we're talking about. Although it may be a collection he should have put his gunsafe in a logical place.
>>29300556
now remember, no Dolphin
>>29300646
Or alternatively:
>man breaks into house
>man is armed
>tell man that guns and money are in safe downstairs
>he goes downstairs
>gets trapped under boxes like some sort of cardboard quicksand
>stabs foot on brooch pin
>knocks over box of sewing equipment
>impales hand on old, rusty sewing needles
>flails about wildly
>box of old cutlery falls on him, jabs him in the forehead with an old fork with one of those bakelite faux-bone handles
>slowly dies of tetanus
>all the while the original anon is watching, laughing maniacally
Yes. Turns out the logical place is exactly where the safe is. It's basically the modern equivalent of a booby-trapped underground Viet Cong tunnel.
>>29300694
wouldn't it be smart for the attacker to keep distance so that there's less chance for an ambush?
>>29300556
Go home Clifton.
>>29300621
Socialism and communism don't work because people like to own stuff.
>>29300703
...there was no mention of ambush.
>>29300749
I'm talking about it being safer for the attacker to just stand on the other end of the hallway or somewhere he can still see him get to the safe from so that if he does anything he doesn't like he shoots him. Or better yet shoots him right when the safe is open
>>29300556
And so we went to war
>>29300257
underrated post
>>29300764
YES! DESTROY THE SQUIDS!
>>29300735
>in a socialist society labor owns the means of production
What are you blathering about?
>>29300763
Uhh... You seem confused. The guy didn't do anything in that scenario, it was all on the burgerlar.
>>29300802
I'm talking about the burgler. It'd be safer for the burgler had he just stood somewhere where he could see him open the safe
>>29300789
In a socialist society do I get to keep all that I earn? I think not. I prefer less government and taxation.
>>29299902
Unfortunately not, only cause I know nothing about scuba gear and don't want to get ripped off
>>29299928
I've still got the rifle if you want to buy it, it's an AR-15, but I ain't takin no scuba gear for it
>>29300735
>implying this is what socialism means
isn't 4chan blocked at your high school?
>>29300815
in any society, do you get to keep all that you earn?
no, unless you live in an anarchy, which is not a society
>>29300815
>i want all the benefits of modern society without having to pay taxes
I remember when I turned twelve!
>>29300735
communism != socialism dipshit
>>29300835
to be fair he did say less not none
>>29300810
Nowhere is safe in a crazy hoarder's house. My uncle was a hoarder, them places are scary.
>>29300007
The Ron Brown plane crash in Croatia is suspicious as fuck too.
>>29300838
not exactly, Communism is a more radical form of socialism. They're both adaptations of marxism though so yea in a way they are
>>29300846
eh fair point
>>29300466
If you go down there once a month you should be used to traversing the mountains of boxes. Once again, pics or it didn't happen.
>>29300784
Take this seriously anon. Give a squid or an octopus 8 boxcutters and you have a serious threat. I think we should just go to war with the whole of the ocean, have you seen some of the shit that lives in there
>>29300823
I would rather own just my stuff and not share with anyone. Socialism doesn't work because people like myself prefer not to share and have no interest in the state dictated "common good" whereas capitalism harnesses the human nature of greed by means of employment and incentive. And please don't imply that I'm in high school because I disagree with your flawed idealogy.
>>29300855
>i dont know what im talking about but i did hear these buzzwords on eib radio
>find .300 win mag R700 in aics 1.0 on normiebook
>wants trade for m1a
>have m1a that I don't like
>trade pics, get details
>phone breaks night before meet
>msg him on pc
>meet later outside fudder mtn
>bs about subarus, talk about the rifles
>throws in .300wm dies, extra mag, case, cheapo scope and bipod
>I throw in 8 mags
>drive away happy
Not bad
>>29299431
That dude sounds pretty cool. You should hang out with him more often.
>>29300831
>in any society do you get to keep all that you earn?
No but I would prefer to keep most of it along with as many rights as possible.
>>29300789
That's the idea, but that's never actually worked.
>>29300896
so you would prefer anarchy?
>no roads or any other infrastructure
>no law enforcement
>no emergency medical services
>no protection from other countries with government
>none of the other essential things our government provides
>>29300897
no actually it's just observation. If you look at Socialism and Communism you can see that they both follow Karl Marx's ideology (marxism) but Socialism follows it less radically than Communism.
They're pretty much the same thing.
http://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/100214/what-difference-between-communism-and-socialism.asp
>>29300896
Uhh... You still have personal possessions under socialism.
It's the driving forces of the economy which are socially owned, and your sofa isn't exactly providing employment, is it?
>>29300896
Nobody wants you to share your shit tier broke ass trailer park amenities, Gomer.
This is about taxing the industrialists, and eliminating tax havens for billionaires who contribute nothing to our society.
You're from the south, aren't you?
If you earn less than $500k a year your taxes would actually go down, and your out of pocket for healthcare and interest on loans would be a fraction of what it is currently.
>>29300928
>Socialism and Communism are pretty much the same thing
:^)
all right guys, let's get back on thread topic then
>>29300940
>billionares contributing nothing to society
They must be doing something that a lot of people are paying for... I'd consider that contributing to society.
>>29300925
I said less not more. Society needs the essential functions, but when you start mixing social programs in that's when you develop a nanny state
>>29300950
>i smoke cocks
The post.
You're a fucking idiot.
>>29300950
people like Bill Gates contribute to society, people like Donald Trump do not
>>29300977
People are willingly giving Donald Trump his money, he owns businesses that people are funding and/or buying from.
For instance Donald Trump owns a company that sells cloths and ties, which gives him a lot of income. That and he owns hotels, which gives him a lot more income.
Point is people are buying his services.
You don't want him to have money? Form a boycott.
>>29300993
You're why god invented the exit bag.
>>29300346
I didn't know this was a humor thread.
NJ Story..
>List P226
>Someone interested, agrees to meet up
>Meet in a parking lot. Seems nice
>Before I even show him the gun I ask him for FID (Firearms ID Card), has it, matches his license
>I ask to see his Permit to Purchase a Handgun and he starts stuttering;
>"I uhh.. uh.. Oh man. It's not here. I left it home in my safe."
>Me: "Well, I can wait here for you to go get it."
>"I live 45 minutes away. Look.. I'll.. I'll just buy it and fill out the forms myself."
>Me: "I don't care. No."
>He's still sitting in his car, starts punching his steering wheel, "FUCK!!!"
>I don't even say anything just get in my car and leave.
That was months ago, he didn't email me or call me back. Pretty sure he was going to murder his mom with the gun or something.
In NJ you can privately sell a gun as long as the guy has a FID and P2P, but the seller has to fill out the P2P form, mail one to the Buyers PD, one to the State PD, one to Buyer, one to Seller for your own records.
>>29300940
>implying I'm a less than desirable pesron to discount my logic
Please attack my logic, not the person you think I am.
Billionaires provide so much employment and market. Take the The executives of ford for example.
>1 ford focus is built.
>1 shift of production line assembly crewmen has paid labour.
>The workforce buy lunch from the local food spots for lunch
>all the contractors for the parts used have to make one cars worth of new parts now
>all the contractor companies now have labor for their employees
>all employees must now drive to work, using gas
>the gas station employees now have work
This is a highly simplified answer but you see my point. Capitalism works because people like to own stuff and aspire to be wealthy. Your counter point?
>>29300993
Yes, please tell me more about how untaxed, offshore bank accounts worth billions are contributing to society
>>29301009
You just don't like Trump, I hate him too but still that is how he got his money. He got it because people bought things that he owned or supported what he owned (such as a football team he bought out, which had under terms all marketing income went to him) and other things of the such.
His biggest gain is, without dispute, his real estate sales. People are BUYING houses from Trump or contracting them to be built by contractors owned by trump.
in the end it all boils down to people are buying things from trump.
>>29301030
this is a joke right? this is some UK shit
>>29301009
Wow. You ran out of logical arguments fucking fast.
>>29301037
Sure trump does cheap ass shit to keep his money, and yea I don't like it either. But I'm saying that people are giving him their money one way or another (whether through marketing or real estate). That's how the rich get their money.
>>29299431
No me, but something I witnessed/overheard in a gun show.
>extremely history obsessed kid finds VZ-52, belts off a few facts about the rifle and realizes he's got the cash
>gets out wallet, proceeds to start counting off hundreds to get to the $400 the guy wanted, and then the guy asks how old he is
>"15, sir"
>"WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY?! YA CANT BUY GUNS AT THAT AGE! IT'S ILLEGAL!"
>"but sir, that law only states that that applies to handguns and FFLs. You said yourself you were a private seller"
>"look, go get your grandpa and have him buy it for you"
>"...okay then."
The kid proceeds to quietly walk off.
I have no idea what happened after that except that I happened to be looking at an Arisaka on the other side of the aisle when he finally got back.
He was having a friend of his get the gun to sell to his parents, but then got yelled at for making a "straw purchase"
Anons, you decide who was the idiot here.
I personally feel sorry for the kid.
>>29301059
It depends on what state. In WA, the minimal age for private sale is 16 I believe. Dont quote me, to lazy to look at the laws right now. Either way, it all depends on your states laws.
>>29300925
The only thing that has ever destroyed anarchy is outside governments. Plan and simple, people are happier within a society without government.
>>29300789
That's just saying i own the local public park since I'm part of the public
>>29301103
Anarco Commie here, this is true.
Anarchy's only inherent flaw is its inability to form an army capable or resisting outside forces' dickery.
>>29301142
You don't own it.
But you can use it.
The difference is between ownership vs access.
>>29301034
The billionaire doesn't drive the economy, you fucking tard, demand does.
The tax dodging billionaire is unnecessary.
Prove me wrong, fucko.
>>29301049
No. You aren't worth spoonfeeding.
I'd rather just point out that you're a botched abortion.
>>29301103
Then where did the first government come from? Did ayyliumz come down and impose it on us?
>>29301149
Yeah, that's anarchy's only flaw.
>>29299641
Things that didn't happen
>>29299431
>be me, 19
>can't by pistol from gun store in GA, but private sales are fine for some reason
>tell a few people this but get cussed out by like 3 different people
>see west German p226 for $600
>message guy info
>he says that's fine and tells me where to meet him
>meet, talk for like a minute and acquire pistol
>ez
>>29301252
Only INHERENT flaw.
Any other flaws are just shitty implementation, not the design itself.
If a shitty chink company botches making a gun which has been done well before or by others then blaming the design is retarded, its the producers that fucked up.
>>29300621
kill yourself
>>29301294
>implementation
That's a code-word for fascism!
Also, you're wrong. The inherent flaws in anarchism are the sum total of the flaws in humanity.
>>29300835
Go away teenager.
We can be friends when your parents are not paying your rent and phone bill.
>>29301034
Ford is a publicly traded company. A billionaire doesn't own it.
>>29301047
Wish it was. I can buy a rifle/shotgun anytime I want, no problem. Only thing that sucks is buying a pistol. You have to go to the local PD, submit a purchase form, a medical release form (mental health). Wait a couple weeks and they'll eventually approve it.. If you haven't committed any felonies or been admitted to a hospital for mental issues since the last time they did a check.
>>29301098
'Bama.
>selling a Colt 1903 on Armslist
>the gun is in pretty good condition, asking $650 - probably worth a little more than that, but would have settled for as low $550
>old boomer fuckhead calls me up
>I was standing around cooking dinner so I figured I'd hear him out
>the guy bullshits me for a full 15 minutes
here's a sample of his bullshit (quotes are him):
>First thing out of his mouth is "What's your 'bottom line' price?"
>tell him to look at the number I wrote in the ad, but to keep in mind that I had not gotten any offers yet, and that he's free to make an offer
>he doesn't understand, and keeps asking me about my "rock bottom" price
>repeat to him that I am not a gun store, and I want to get as close to my asking price as I can
>"I bought one of these guns in mint condition with the original box of ammo from a family for only $350 not too long ago"
>"I bought one of these guns with the nickel finish in perfect condition for only $400 just last week"
>"You can't even buy nickel-plated guns anymore because the nickel is poisonous to your skin and causes cancer"
>"I bet if you took your gun to a pawn shop, you wouldn't even get $100 for it"
>"The .32 caliber ones are less valuable because ammo costs $50 per box"
>tell him that he can walk into a Cabelas and buy .32 ammo for $15 a box today
>"The blued ones are less valuable because they rust more easily. That's why I like the stainless and nickel ones."
>"I was in the military and still have top secret clearance credentials."
>"I used to teach defensive pistol shooting classes to police."
>"I used to live in Germany and worked as a spy; I'm fluent in Russian."
>eventually, he points out that he lives 2.5 hours away and wouldn't be able to drive down to my area for a couple weeks and would I be able to drive halfway, or all the way, to meet him tomorrow?
The fucker never even came out and made a direct offer for my gun. He just kept implying that I should sell it to him for $200 or maybe even for free.
>>29299487
>>he brought a bayonet and other stuff and is asking a decent price but I only brought enough cash for the gun so I pass
I hate it when people do this. A lot of times, I wouldn't mind buying some accessory from the guy, but they don't let you know they have it until on the spot and then I haven't brought enough cash anyway. Like, if somebody is going to throw in some accessory to sweeten a deal for free, that's one thing, but don't try to up-sell me on the spot, at least with no prior warning.
>>29301545
It never hurts to ask if they also have the accessories and if they'd be willing to throw them in too. I do that with every milsurp rifle I buy, whether it's from a store or private sale.
>Be 22
>Meet this really old dude 2 exits north from my College in Vermont
>buying remmington 1100 w/ 30" barrel
>he calls me on the way there to add 20$ more to the agreed upon price
>I didn't give a fuck that's still 250 and the rifle has never been fired
>Get there its dark examine rifle with cellphone light its brand new and the action is buttery
>buy it give the guy a beer because I feel guilty since I am getting a good deal
>apparently his father in law gives him a new gun for christmas and his birthday every year even and doesnt ask him what he wants so he has a ton of rifles he doesnt want
>lists off a bunch of other guns he doesn't want and offers them to me for stupid low prices
>He happens to have a few in his car sells me a Henry Golden Boy .22 for 200$ when I think it retails for like 500$
>He calls me every few months with random hunting rifles for sale
>bretty good dude
>>29301601
>>he calls me on the way there to add 20$ more to the agreed upon price
That's such a scummy move, though.
>>29301621
I know it did piss me off at the time because I had to get 20$ out of the ATM and it cost me 2.50$. He made up for it with the Henry though.
>>29300379
lets go hunt some dolphins, boys.
>>29300928
Don't bother. The people who defend communism and socialism are too stupid to think for themselves. Just ignore their shitposting and move on. /pol/ has flags and ID specifically so these people can be mocked onto a normie board.
>>29301272
I feel ur pain freind, same here in Texas but I'm surround by liberal uneducated autism-nites
>>29299487
>a woman is giving us a sob story about how her husband left her and she needs money to get back to where the fuck ever
I have to hand it to people who pull those scams (along with "i just need money for gas" and other sob stories), they can really pull in the suckers if they're decent enough actors.
>>29300835
Communism and socialism are the natural evolution of capitalism. Socialism is the result of a complete monopoly. When the merchants start taking care of the goyim, it only means that the goyim have literally become cattle.
kill yourself, eurocuck. I have fun specifically for when the civil war starts and cucks like you cant be protected by your local herdsman.
>>29301521
The old fuckers who walk around like a swinging dick are the worst by far.
>>29301187
Them who will lead the organization smart enough to supply a demand? Are you implying that such profitable streamlined supply system like ford can exist in the committees and buerocracy that makes a socialist or communist nation what it is? It's a fact that socialism is slow and cumbersome to react to an economys needs and whims. Capitalism, however, responds quickly to any change in a market.
>>29301741
once back when i was in college, i was leaving to my car and this dindu came up with a story about how he was out of gas and his car was just a few blocks away and could I spare a couple bucks so he could get some gas and he just wants to get home boo hoo hoo.
I told him sorry I only had a 20 and he was like, "well why don't you just gibsme the 20?"
fucking nogs.
then a couple weeks later in about the same place, he tried to pull the same scam on me, forgetting he already failed once obviously.
>>29301187
So when a demand for an object starts, and person A recognizes the demand, and implements a supply, shouldn't person A be rewarded by making lots of money? Or should he be taxed to death and be forced to submit his company to the state or public? Wouldn't that create no reward for ingenuity? Most socialist states are very stagnant. Compare a socialist nation with a similar capitalist nation. As I've said before capitalism harnesses human greed. What incentives do people have to become socialist?
>>29300940
>If you earn less than 500k a year your taxes would actually go down
That's funny because here my $250,000 income, which I've worked my ass off, for gets nice and cut by 62%. And everyone in a lower income bracket gets an almost 10% increase in their taxes. Like that anon said, I doubt everyone wants to give up their money for "the common good".
By all means though, keep flaunting your flawed conceptions about socialism. We've got to get that top 1% am I right guys?
>>29299431
Wish my state would still let me engage in private sales.
>>29301059
Am I dumb or is the seller in this story basically telling the kid to set up a straw purchase?
>>29301938
It doesn't count as a straw purchase when a family member buys a gun with the intent of giving it to another family member.
>>29301938
It's perfectly legal for a parent or grandparent to buy a gun for their kid/grandkid. It's legal to buy a gun for another person so long as it's a gift and said person is legally allowed to own said firearm.
>>29301875
>Makes 250k a year
>Waaaah i pay lore taxes
Fuck off you rich pole smoker, pay your fucking taxes like the rest us. Thats what, one less expensive dinner for you? Fook off mayt
>>29300208
Saying there's a 'cure for cancer' is like saying there's a 'cure for viruses'. Cancer is a category of diseases because, surprisingly, your body's own cells can go rouge in a number of different ways.
Also, your friend's cancer didn't go away. It's in remission. Cancer does sometimes 'go away,' but it will most likely come back and probably kill him.
>>29301875
It boils down to a simple choice. Do you trust the government to spend your money better than you can? no? then tell em to fuck off. i don't need social security I am not some mongoloid nigger that can't resist the erge to buy dumb shit I don't need that will depreciate in value the second I buy it. I am intelligent enough to save for retirement and to keep money in an account for a medical or other kind of emergency. The core of socialism is based in the idea that the people don't know whats good for themselves. Capitalism is rooted in the belief that the government doesn't know whats good for people.
>>29301875
While you worked hard for you money and you have a lot of money, it only makes you mad. I'm currently working for free because my family business was going to go bankrupt had i not used my own money to pay the IRS.
22 god damn years has this business been running, and we're going to go bankrupt. Because we're collecting less than 25k a year and paying out roughly 20% of that in taxes. If my mother wasn't in the teachers union we would be homeless. Instead of buying ads, we're paying the government.
You lose a couple thousand and you're mad, as you should be. I lose a couple thousand, and i'm homeless. These taxes are literally killing my family, i'm not even 20 yet and i have grey hairs. I am inheriting a burden and this burden is all i know. Those filthy wetbacks who i see every day don't pay the fucking IRS, they just collect medicaid, foodstamps, and financial aid. They need to go back, if they don't then i'll make them.
>>29301149
Anarchy's flaws are that it does absolutely nothing to protect anyone at all. Anarchy lasts as long as it takes for the first dictator to get enough buddies to form a government. Then you've just got a regular old despotism, which, coming directly out of anarchy means he probably gets deposed within a week and another dictator takes his place. Basically the place turns into a warzone which ends either when someone becomes a monarch or a dictator with enough public support to kill his usurpers before they can stage a coup.
Or just lots of local warlords aka Somalia.
Anarchy cannot exist for extended periods of time. Humans crave order, it just varies on how much they like.
>>29301601
>his father in law gives him a new gun for christmas and his birthday every year
I wish I could have such a based stepdad ;-;
>>29302044
Accept Trump as your emperor, brother. He shall lead us to greatness and prosperity.
>>29301875
>all that increase
FUCK THAT! Fuck no. Anything but that. Holy shit no. All I want in life is my money and guns.
>>29300888
Cant sharks go 80mph? We need good nuggets.
>>29300888
You know.. I was gonna say why stop at 8 and go with a boxcutter per sucker.... but those trips are kinda hard to argue against.
>>29301982
dat entitlement
>police studies class
>part of the class requires you do a shift as a ride-along
>go through orientation, basically told i'm not a cop and i hang back and don't play the hero
>my cop for the ride-along, Frank, personally calls me and asks if there's anything i wanna know
>jokingly ask if i can wear body armor so i don't get shot, he okays it if i'm the one providing it
>he also points out that it's okay with him if i stick close to the action as long as i understand it could get me killed
>show up the next day wearing an AR-500 plate carrier, Frank gets me in the patrol car and starts telling me about himself
>tells me we have a part of town for our beat that's low-middle income and mostly white
>get a call near 10:30pm of a possible domestic disturbance, neighbors reported shouting and crying from the next house, Frank takes it
>we get to the front door and immediately hear a guy shouting about not getting pizza
>"POLICE OFFICER, OPEN THE DOOR"
>woman starts screaming in what sounded like terror and pain
>shortly joined with the guy screeching in some autistic fit of rage
>as soon as Frank hears it, he kicks in the door and we storm in like it's Omaha Beach
>we make it to the basement to find this mid-twenties man laying on his mother, punching her in the face with his shit-covered fist
>this guy can only be described as a Richard Stallman impersonator, but with thrice the fat, 1/8th the hygiene, and no life
>he is only wearing a stretched out my little pony shirt soaked in enough human filth that it's semi-transparent
>the basement is covered in filth
1/2
>>29302675
>2L mountain dew bottles filled with piss
>milk jugs with the tops cut off and used as makeshift toilets
>mostly-empty food containers that had been left undisturbed for so long, it was on the verge of spawning intelligent life
>hardcore gaming computer has been encrusted with bodily fluids and 4chan is open on the greasy, filthy monitor
>we forcefully pull him off his mother and lose our grip because the fucker weighs a quarter-ton and is covered in his own shit
>he rolls over and starts screaming at us saying we should arrest his mom because "the whore is cheating me out of pizza"
>we're about ready to beat this fat fuck senseless because we got smeared with shit when we threw him off his mother
>Frank moves in with the cuffs, multiple cuffs, and it flips a switch on this guy as he stands up
>he starts grabbing the bottles and jugs of his waste and starts throwing them at both of us, covering us both in rancid shit and piss
>i lose my cool and go in for a low tackle, and snorlax comes tumbling down
>he starts squealing like a pig about police brutality, but his breath is somehow worse than the rancid shit and i vomit all over the suspect while Frank cuffs him
>>29302686
A/B
>while we radio in for a van, his mother gets up and starts threatening us with lawsuits if we don't release her "little sunshine"
>she eventually begins begging and pleading that we don't take her "little sunshine" away from her, while her face is still covered in shit
>mommy's little sunshine isn't understanding the "right to remain silent" part, but we probably can't use REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE against him in court
>van and EMS arrives, we roll fatty up the stairs while he's kicking and screaming, his mother still blubbering about how it's really her fault and don't take muh baby away
>we put plastic covers over the patrol car's seats, and Frank apologizes about how we'll have to cut the show short
>Frank jokingly asks his superior to issue a pink on the mother so the psych ward can hold her for observation for 72 hours; denied
>spend the next four days trying to get the smell out of my clothes, but was unable to and had to burn everything
and that's the story of how i ruined my plate carrier while learning that /r9k/ is for real
>>29299928
Ill trade you an AR for the gear. I'm in south Louisiana but I'll travel anywhere on the gulf coast.
>>29302698
>>29300764
wtf is wrong with that finger...
>>29301103
> society without government
Tell us more about this mythical land.
Places without functional governments are either hell holes (Somalia) or remote subsistence village (some fucking eskimo shit). People are most certainly happier with a government.
>>29300675
>>29300556
>>29302698
>mommy's little sunshine isn't understanding the "right to remain silent" part, but we probably can't use REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE against him in court
My fucking sides
>>29300274
Put some shoes on limp dick.
>>29301438
Rofl, Illinois? Thats so fucking un-American. Fight and take back your city from those totalitarian pricks.
>>29301982
'wahhh, he worked hard for his money and I just coasted through life and now I'm fucked!'
Fuck you. Go get your welfare and don't forget to wipe the drool off the rims of his new Ferrari when you're washing his car.
>>29301875
I can't wait to take all your stuff, then slit your throat and let you bleed out.
Sanders 2016
i sold my used gen 3 glock 23 for 500 bucks. even had over 400 rounds through it and i even stated that it did. best part was i got the gun for 460 brand new.
>>29300818
Would you take 2000 in spelunking gear?
>>29300925
You are literally describing /k/ paradise
>>29300925
>hur hur the government does these things so nobody else possibly could have hur hur
The government is a forced union where we are kept as slaves. Unions could build roads for communities, or people could out right build roads.
Everything else is already being covered or was covered before and during the time government has destroyed that market and put those people out of work.
>>29301030
Fuck new jersey
>>29301438
Jesus man, that's so cucked. Make some money off that desu. If i lived in a cuck state i'd be milling out ar15's for 40% profits to nearby fuds and alt right people so fast.
>>29302714
>bankrupting hippies, a counter culture group that prides itself on things like communal living, self sustainable agricultural practices, and goods & exchange methods which are closer to the barter system than a currency based system
The person who originally posted that was mentally challenged or at least culturally naive and you're retarded for reposting the screen cap
>>29302044
Why own a business like that? Why not just get out of business if you aren't profiting? I don't mean to be insulting, I am asking sincere questions.
>>29302044
You're a fucking idiot, and a shitty business person.
Mexicans don't get free shit, in fact most of them pay more taxes than your dumb white trash ass who is so fucking lazy you only make $25k a year.
Kill yourself, idiot.
>>29301741
>>29301836
Always a fucking scam. Spending a few years living in the almost literal shithole that is Bombay has made me a professional at telling beggars to fuck off. Old crippled women, toddlers ect. You give them one goddam thing and it opens the floodgates.
>>29305950
You're a fucking double digit dummy, stop trying to think.
Enjoy your toll roads and stopping every quarter mile to toss change into a bin.
McFuckingkillyourself.
>>29301836
>mentioning you have 20
Were you fucking 16? How stupid are you?
>>29306602
>developer wants to entice buyers for residential area
>builds roads
>corporation needs to transport goods, and needs customers to be able to buy said goods
>builds roads
>you need to travel to suck dick
>you build roads
>>29300888
Do we take Sealand or the sea first?
>>29301030
The solution is to transport handgun across state lines and sell it there; problem solved. Just make sure you don't have a dog.
Also, as a Canadafag, even our handgun registration process is less convoluted then NJ.
>>29301741
When I was 18 and fucking stupid I fell for this at a rest stop. Gave the guy $10 I think. Sure enough I had to pull over at the next rest stop to adjust some shit in my car. Low and behold that faggot was there running the same scam (going rest stop to rest stop with some bullshit story). Needless to say I don't fall for that shit anymore. Begging for change on the street? Sorry, there are plenty of homeless shelters/charitable groups in place to take care of your basic needs. I'm not giving you a fucking dime so you can go spend it on cigarettes, drugs or booze.
>>29301030
>In NJ you can privately sell a gun as long as the guy has a FID and P2P, but the seller has to fill out the P2P form, mail one to the Buyers PD, one to the State PD, one to Buyer, one to Seller for your own records.
>>29306525
Because it's the family business, and one day i'm going to make it a very profitable business. 5 years ago we were making twice this, 2 decades ago we were making 60k+ a year, according to my father.
The government still takes, it still gives to people who don't deserve it. I have a half mind to join the police just to be a shitty cop who doesn't do a good job and collect pay anyways. But then i would be just as bad as the mexicans.
>>29306560
Calm down pablo, no amount of struggling is going to stop you from going back.
>>29301982
Not trying to ass-kiss richguy, but you are a retarded parasite and you should shut your trap about people who are obviously better than you and contribute to society.
>>29306392
This isn't the 60's anymore, anon. Hippies have changed.
>>29300007
Jèeeeeeeeezussss what size is your tinfoil hat?
>>29306958
You are a sad, pathetic individual.
Dude, if you can't earn more than $60k a year with a fucking GED, you're a lazy sack of shit. Your dad is a lazy sack of shit. Try working for a living, Cleetus.
Mexican carpenters make more money than you, because they actually have a marketable skill and aren't lazy white trash like you.
In the SF Bay, spics earn $46 an hour as carpenters. Plus 401k, pension, excellent medical insurance, and vacation pay. Total package is near $70 an hour.
You're just a lazy, good for nothing piece of shit that fails even harder than your dad at business.
Seriously, grab an exit bag, you piece of garbage.
>>29307215
REKT
>>29306658
>i have never had a job and the view sucks from moms basement
>>29302044
>my family fails at business and life
>thank god for the evil union that is the only source of regular income in our household
>fucking commies
You are a literal idiot.
The next actual socialist you see, you need to get down on your knees and suck his dick. He's the reason you have food on the table, because he brought you a union.
Make sure to vote Trump, you fucking Appalachian stereotype.
i make less than 60k a year and i work my ass off. but then i dont live in a state that prides itself for extreme cost of living. and my mortgage for a 3000 sq ft home that is all brick only cost 550 a month. i love it when people from california are all like i make 70k a year, like its something grand. dude your minimum wage is like 10 dollars and hour. 70k a year out there is nothing.
>>29301938
>>29301944
>>29301953
first, it's not a straw purchase because it's a private sale. an illegal straw purchase only occurs due to lying on a government form, a la answering "yes" to are you the actual transferee on the 4473.
second, if this were a FFL transfer, it WOULD be a straw purchase because the actual transferee is paying the middleman to buy it for him. sure a parent or anyone can buy a gun for someone else as a gift, but in this case, the kid is giving the buyer money to buy it for him, which would be a straw purchase.
>>29307215
>>29307222
>non argument: the samefag
>>29307288
Socialism =! union. Socialism is a government type, which is a forced union. This isn't rocket science, friend. I have no problem with unions until they are perpetuated by corrupt politicians, an example is the teachers union. Yes, the teachers union is currently the largest source of income in my family, but that doesn't mean it isn't corrupt.
Cover up, your hernie is showing.
>>29307068
Exactly, i described today's hippies, which aren't worried about following the dead around and dropping acid, but are instead concerned with raising their communal offspring in alignment with the crystal guidance of the All Mother. Get your shit together fuddneck, today's hippies are raising their 4th generation off the grid.
>>29307229
build
a
fucking
road
/REDDIT/ NEEDS TO LEEAAAVE!!!!
>>29307515
why don't you
[spoiler]build a fucking road back to rebbib/spoiler]
>>29306958
You're an idiot, everyone loves to blame illegals and "Mexicans" when in fact most of the money the government collects for these "mexicans" is for Puerto Ricans, which are US citizens, and Cubans who enjoy a green card, healthcare, welfare, paid education and all of the benefits of a US citizen.
Before you channel your anger towards a group whose only burden on society is the cost of unpaid emergency room visits, check the real cancer which are these rats.
That apple pie you love so dearly, those veggies, milk and other products that come from dirt cheap labor come from illegals working fields and farms. I'd love to see you pay $10 for a tomato, because John smith had to get up at 3am to go pick it up at the field for $30/hr.
>>29307377
Brick is trash tier, I bet you have white vinyl siding too.
You live in a shithole.
Try $100k+ a year, and that is blue collar.
The only things that cost more is property and fuel, food is actually cheaper.
I make $2k a week, $3k covers my mortgage for a home in the most beautiful state in the union, with the best climate. After mortgage I have over $5k in disposable income, while you have less that $3k.
The cost of living argument is a falsehood perpetuated by your owner, nigger. A PC costs the same, a new Corvette costs the same, a night with your mom costs the same.
Not only do I make more money, have a nicer house in a better community and location, I have more disposable income while working less hours than you. Which is exactly what a higher standard of living is.
>>29299431
I've got a couple
>guy is selling enfields
>I want to buy enfields
>meet guy in parking lot, give him money, he gives me enfields
>I now have enfields
Next one
>get urge for glock 21
>guy i know has glock 21
>sweet deal, gen4 g21 w/3 mags loaded w/ hydrashoks, blackhawk paddle holster for $525
>have brother in law buy gun from him because i am in another city for a few weeks
>get gun from brother in law
>now have g21
Next one
>be tired of g21
>put up for trade on armslist
>list says NO TAURUS in all caps
>first offer is a taurus judge
>get a few decent trade offers
>guy sends me pic of sig 1911
>hot
>meet guy in parking lot of gun range across town
>give him g21 and some money
>he gives me 1911
>i now have Sig 1911
next
>see 1k 7.62x39 on armslist for $220
>email seller
>find time to meet
>meet up
>he hands me box, i hand him money
>i now have 1k more 7.62x39
that whole deal took less than 20 minutes from leaving home to setting the box in my closer.
currently have my GP100 up on armslist, got an offer from a guy who wants to buy it sometime this week. hopefully that goes well; I'd like to sell it and buy an FAL parts kit
>>29307541
Do you have any statistics to back this up? Even IF the number of Mexican immigrants weren't that high (It is, anyone who lives in any southern state knows this) there is still one major issue. The Cartel, and a wall would block their traffic from getting through as easily.
Maybe if your kind didn't cause so much fucking crime we wouldn't care, in fact, we'd want you to immigrate to our country, but here's the thing bro. It's not your skin color or even culture, we don't care about that, it's that Mexicans, and Central Americans breed crime, it's that simple.
>>29307610
Crime is actually lower among Mexican immigrants than native poor white trash.
But thanks for playing, you illiterate southern moron.
Also, lol at Georgia's entire crop of 2011 rotting in the fields because they voted to ban spics but Georgia white trash is too lazy to pick.
>>29300208
> I don't understand what cancer is
> I don't understand biology
>>29307644
It's like the entire southern agricultural economy went to shit as soon as they lost the black slaves that did all the work, and utterly collapsed under the weight of worthless white trash.
Now the south is just one huge drain on the country, full of lazy drug addled disability filing welfare wiggers.
>>29300855
> they're different things but come from the same source
>they're the same thing
> consistency
>>29307644
Provide a source, or your opinion is invalid wet back. Sorry, I won't accept any sources in Spanish, so it might take a while for you to finish up reading an article that'll back your claims :)
>>29307644
>Illiterate southern moron
>Single sentence paragraphs
Right, so how many of your relatives are sharing your room with you, seven, or is it eight?
What's with the trump butthurt?
>>29307644
>mexicans inflating labor is good
Wow, you really cant make this stuff up.
>>29307683
>angry minority the post
>>29307720
It's not my job to educate you, nor do I desire to.
The point is that several people itt are calling you out as a fucking moron, who can't even run a successful business that was handed to you.
Maybe instead of blaming Mexicans for your personal failures, and being jealous that these 1st generation immigrants who are ESL spics, you can look up to them and perhaps learn from them how to be successful.
>>29307761
Democrat denial I think.
>>29307782
Oh he's just mad that his small family of 9001 is being forced back to Mexico because they won't bother becoming legal because English is too hard to learn.
But hey, I'm sure him going back to his country of hard working Mexicans would lend him a helping hand! After all, Mexicans are known throughout the world as hard working people, that's why their country is such an inspiring story!
The story of how not to run a country!
>>29307779
What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking blockhead?
Inflating labor?
Spics are the reason you pay $2.99 a pound for tomatoes and not $12.99.
>be me
>be up late, can't sleep
>perusing armslist for shits and giggles, don't intend on actually buying anything
>find a killer deal on USP compact 9mm
>comes with a ton of mags and a few holsters
>impulsively send out an email
>get email next morning
>meet at gun shop for FFL transfer (only shit thing about PA, must transfer pistols at FFL)
>meet inside, inspect gun, hand over cash
>4473, waiting for PICS
>talk shit with a few people including the seller, he's big into reloading and is a pretty knowledgeable guy
>Check clears, take new gat and gat accessories and go home
>shoot gun, it's great
>>29307798
>implying anyone youre responding to is mexican
You know how I know you're southern white trash?
>>29307783
>It's not my job to educate you
Here I'll just end this argument right now. I can prove that Mexicans are lazy, fat slobs who can't run anything without major outside help. Simply, look back at Mexico, you have higher obesity rates than the fucking US, your country is basically ran by the Cartel because your government fucked up so bad that Mexico is basically one giant ghetto compared to the rest of the western world, for more proof the fact we're talking about Mexican immigration to the US and not the other way around should prove to you and anyone else in this thread (The majority of which are backing me btw spic) that Mexico, and it's people are a failure. A fat, lazy failure.
>>29299607
anything good?
>>29300931
Socialism is a natural progression towards Communism, so once you go Socialist you inevitably move to Communism unless you implement some offshoot of Socialism like National Socialism, and we all know how that turned out.
>>29307831
MEXICANS BTFO MEXICANS PUT ON SUICIDE WATCH.
Don't even bother callin' INS anymore guys, these fuckers are outta here now
>>29307831
>all this projecting.
None of you self inflicted fat shaming changes the fact that you're a white trash failure, son of a white trash failure that can't even into above the poverty line with your $25k a year... and most beaner border jumpers earn more money than you because they actually work for a living and aren't living with their failed parents while trying to hold onto a failed business because you're too lazy to actually get off of your ass and contribute to your family by working for a living.
You seriously disgust me.
>>29307868(You)
>furious typing from appalachian dirt floor shack
>>29299431
>on to tell me further conspiracy facts he has, one where the Clinton's have murdered numbers of people & covered it up.
That one is, without a doubt, true.
>Be me
>list Enfield carbine on armslist
>text with buyer, send pics, agree on price
>meet up in Kmart parking lot at midday
>buyer inspects rifle, presents credentials, cash is exchanged
>next day, take cash from sale, meet seller of sks also from armslist in Walmart parking lot in another town nearby
>examine beautiful chrome barely ed semiautomatic
>exchange cash, go home happy
Sorry, boring stories, but that's kind of what you want with this kind of deal, isn't it
>>29307574
>brick is trash tier
Not the guy you were arguing with, but traditional brick structures are great.
Fuck you and your plywood mcmansion. That shit is going to rot away in 30 years, and brick will stand like a rock.
Literally.
Hey /k/ swear to god this is one of the strangest things thats ever happened to me
> go on armslist, looking for a new rifle
>Something for hunting that isn't your Ruger American, Remington 700, etc.
> Do some digging, find out about this cool new thing called the 300 blackout
> Do some more digging and find a list for the Ambush 6.8
> this thing looks awesome, so i watch some videos on it, ask on a few gun threads/forums, little bit of /k/ as i just had discovered 4chan
>guy asking 600, only has 150 rounds through it, said he'd toss it with a cheap 3-9x40 if he had to
>really wanted it, great deal, all around absolute steal
>message guy, wants to meet up
>wants to meet up at his ranch, on the outside of a super rural town
> don't think anything of it, I live in a suburb outside of Dallas
>Drive about 2 hours to this town, super worth it
>Drive up to his ranch, he's in his truck. Its getting dark, about 5 pm. I was going to drive another 2 hours and spend the night at my girlfreind's house. We hadn't moved in yet.
>Guy seems nice, definitely a conspiracy-preper-world-is-ending-Obama-is-the-anti-christ-type-of-guy.
>We drive through the trail to his house, and edventuallly drive into a fenced area, without a trail
>feels like 5 minutes before we reach this spot, its literally just a medal door in the middle of nothing
>guy opens up, its a ladder going straight down. He climbs down, says to wait
> take him like ten minutes, but he climbs back up with the rifle, good as new.
> fill out bill of sale.... signs his name as "John Wayne"
> take the rifle and GTFO, i was creeped out. I had my carry on me, but it was just a small naa .22 revolver. I keep it in my pocket every incase i forget my p3at
anyway walked away fine, guns a steal, girlfriend lives with me and got an upgrade to wife
>>29306958
I'm actually legit curious as to what your family business is.
I mean, I've got a small business myself. Sure, I bust my ass, but I was doing 60k two years into it.
>>29307905
Seconded.
They're arkansas trash of course they're guilty of shit they throw money at to make it go away.
>>29308014
Wait. Was this near Denton?
this one's my first and only experience so far
>respond to a facebook group ad
>message the dude on facebook, arrange a date and place to meet
>drive to the wendy's parking lot
>shoot the shit for 20 minutes, dude's really friendly
>apparently works security for a nuclear plant, gets to train their guards with full auto mp5s (jelly as fuck)
>give him envelope full of the cash after inspecting the firearm
>tell him to count it, that it's all there
>he says nah, I like to think people are still trustworthy
>go home
kinda weird but overall a good experience
>>29308047
yeah i lived in cross roads!
>>29308065
Yeah there's a number of prepper types in that area. One guy supposedly has a bunker of 8k square feet. Basically a two story house underground.
I had a guy fly in from several states over to buy my shitty SLR-106CR. It wasn't even that good of a price.
Then when he did the 4473 and started trying to put it in his hard case, his case wasn't long enough, and he started freaking out because he wasn't going to be able to take it back with him on the plane. We managed to squeeze it in.
Still puzzles me to this day
>>29308122
Some people are dedicated I suppose
>>29307879
>illegal mexicans are illegal
>HURR DURR U WRONG MEXICANS GOD-TIER CITIZENS WHITE PEOPLE WRONG
>prove it
>HURR DURR I DONT NEED TO USE FACTS TO BACK UP SOMETHING IVE SAID
>let me tell you why you are wrong
>HURR DURR FAT SHAMING XENOPHOBIC RACIST BERNIE2016 CISHET
I have done every single one of my private sales in McDonald's parking lots with no bills of sale
>>29299431
Heres a story of when I went with a buddy to get him a handgun I got tired of typing it up every time so I just screencapped it.
>>29308152
>i earn less than an immigrant spic
Tragic.
>>29308183
>implying
lol, keep trying to assume shit about me to prove me wrong, illegal fuck. If you wanna suck marx's balls go ahead, do it, just dont get close to freedom country if you do it.
>>29308191
Seriously, what is your family business?
>>29300556
swim eternal, green and fluorescent
>>29300621
>>29300789
>>29300823
>>29300838
>>29300831
>>29300835
>>29301773
>post-Marginal Revolution
>post-Fall of Soviet Union
>post-capitalization of Communist China
>actually still believes in socialism or communism
>and furthermore doesn't understand either
>>29308183
As a natural born citizen, he's more likely to have a support network.
We bitch and moan but the more I think about it, the more it seems to even out.
>>29308225
Lawnmower repair.
>>29308191
You admitted you and your uncledaddy's combined income is $25k a year.
That's Grapes of Wrath Tier, you fucking okie.
I'm not implying anything... you're dirt poor. Also, dumb. And lazy.
>>29301545
Ehh I think you should always bring an extra $100 or at least $50 just in case.
But you're right I think they should mention their intentions to sell the accessories.
>>29299431
>be me
>want shotgat, decide on Mossberg 590a1
>find one at gunshot
>$450
>hand owner $450
>he asks to see drivers license to make sure I'm from Ohio
>look at his license while he glances at mine
>shake his hand
>leave
Went and bought 60 2.75" magnum slugs and 60 3" magnum slugs. Didn't think they were that bad before the first one. Still shot all of them with my buddy that afternoon though.
>>29308337
Do lawnmowers not break anymore?
Have you not thought about repairing other, similar machines?
Have you ever thought about using some fixed mowers on actual lawns?
It seems y'all got the spare time.
The point is... don't cling to a paradigm that isn't working.
>>29308396
>don't cling to a paradigm that isn't working.
What paradigm is that?
>>29308337
>>29308396
Oh, and don't blame taxes. With a decent accountant, getting the bill down is easy. My actual tax rate for 2014 was close to 8%.
And don't think advertising is a solution. If the business is decades old and people don't know about you, being on Yelp aint gonna help.
Every business that I've talked to that is pinning their hopes on advertising somehow driving customers to them fails, and hard.
>>29308414
Dunno, but obviously it isn't working.
tfw immigrant spic on work visa and made 74k last year working at the GM plant in Roanoke,Indiana.
feels good to paint cars in America and get paid in dollars instead of pesos
>>29307478
That's the one thing I'll give them, that's a smart move, when shit hits the fan those off the grid will be a lot better off than the inner city libtards.
>>29308434
>Dunno
Good work.
>>29301982
Go gargle with buckshot you drooling waste of semen.
>>29301403
But I assure you there are billionaires who are stakeholders.
>>29308502
Sorry, I know how much you hate wasting semen, queerbait.
>>29300274
>my mom's hoarder mountains of boxes
Jesus wept, bum, move out of your parent's basement already.
>Find a gun online which I like
>Email the guy
>Meet up at a gun shop (legally required in Aus)
>Shop's closed for some reason
>So we talk in the carpark, I fingerfuck the gun a bit
>He comes back on another day and transfers the gun to the shop
>I come back on another day and pick it up
Everything worked out pretty well.
>>29300646
If your HD gun is in the safe at night you already failed.
> be me
> be kiwifag
> can't own anything fun
> cry
> laugh when I remember that eurofags have to have a license for plastic cutlery and also immigrant crisis
