How to make anti gun soccer moms angry?
>>29261014
-discover a plot of someone out to go on a massacre with a scimitar
-be there, stop it with your gun!
-discover a plot of someone out to kill people with a flammenwerfer
-be there, stop him with your gun!
-get lots of anti gun soccer moms and their allies angry and chasing after you, wearing bulletproof vests
-get a large magnum with hard bullets to defend yourself against angry black flag wavers with machetes and molotov cocktails in bulletproof vests
-encounter someone conducting a vehicular massacre
-stop it with your magnum!
Works every time.
>select all images with trucks
>>29261014
Shoot their brood.
Then shoot them, too. Dump the bodies across state lines.
You just killed to of your best friends and now we have Tojo and fuck face still holding up our line
>>29261014
Why give them any amount of thought?
>>29261014
By creating explosive soccer balls, naturally.
>>29261014
Existing.
>>29261014
>carry gun
>be responsible gun owner
>>29262677
Unfortunately this
>>29261014
Why waste part of your life trying to make other people angry?
>>29262677
>>29263871
It's so damn obvious, how could we not have made this point in the first response?
>>29262677
This.
Also, WITNESSED.
>>29263942
What do you mean?
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.10.10.18186.236.html
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2002.2.13.2066.17648.html
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.10.17.7917.2028.html
It's a quite normal tradition to do that! So the better question is why not?
>>29261014
Concealed carry, then "accidentally" let a soccer mom see it (make sure nobody else does)
>OMG ANON HAS A GUN HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL AND GO ON A SHOOTING RAMPAGE SOMEBODY STOP HIM
Just stand there and stare at her like she's insane. You clearly don't have a gun on you and have no idea what she's talking about.
>>29261194
Incoherency, the post
>>29264608
this just satire, this is advanced satire.
Inflammatory, ignorant, contradictory, hypocritical satire
damn
>>29264689
What's incoherant? It's step by step instructions for grade A+++ infuriation of soccer moms.
It's not overly specific either, you get a .44 or so non-HP handgun which is due to come in handy either if brigands in bulletproof vests attack you, OR if someone is attacking with a car. How can such a versatile precaution fail?
>>29264824
It's pretty damn classic.
>>29262406
Ayy. I caught your reference.
Go crazier than usual. Make the news at nine and again at eleven.
Go off your meds OP. Just go off your fucking Meds.
Have anakin kill the younglings
>>29261014
open carry to her sons sporting event.
>>29264608
>>29264824
They get scared of all sorts of weapons!
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.10.12.14247.119.html
Is adequacy.org SJW Onion?
>>29262674
Underrated post
>>29264608
>Since it is likely that many so-called g**ks or "hackers" will read this article and will perhaps become angry about it
What do the Vietnamese have to do with this?
>>29261014
Open carry is the path of least resistance to making hysterical women become hysterical.
>>29262657
have the webm
>>29272337
I already have it.
Does Taurus make commercials? Maybe soon? These two things need to be spliced together!
>>29272267
Ever used the Dvorak layout? That's fucking awkward, it's very possible to make that exact mixup, since E and O are adjacent.
That site used to really get under the skin of slashdot nerds. And with anime too.
>>29272337
>>29273825
I can't decide what's worse: That their lives are so shitty that soccer is this important to them, or that soccer is actually so important to them that they cry like this over it.
>>29275248
Well, the soccer centered casualty levels in south america, all throughout, are nowhere near the same scale as in africa. so, so what?
>>29275248
It isn't. We don't give a shit since 2006 world cup.
>>29271563
>Anthrax
>new band
>post in 2001
>band founded in 1981
Is it so hard to use google or wikipedia? My God, these fucking people.
>>29276824
dude, bro, guy
they aren't serious
the entire website is drenched in satire
in other words, here's the scoop; long story short, they're joking
>>29264647
Till I put two in your chest and the mayor gives me the key to the city for stopping your rampage
>>29275248
You can see how shitty a country is by checking their craziness towards a certain sport.
In many European countries people will riot, fight and kill because of some shit football match, but won't give a shit when the government is extremely corrupt and fucks them over and over again.
