SEALs/SBUs captured by Iran Coast Guard
Iranian military forces seized two U.S. Navy boats Tuesday and are detaining them on Iran's Farsi Island in the Persian Gulf, senior U.S. officials told NBC News.
The officials said it's unclear whether the 10 American sailors aboard two small riverine vessels had strayed into Iranian territorial waters before they were captured.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/pentagon-2-u-s-navy-boats-held-iran-military-n495031
>>28522546
I'd take a Mk V hostage if it came near my house too. Having a PCS(Party Command Ship) would be amazing.
>Large aft deck for sunbathing hotties
>Mounted guns would be converted to paintball for blasting tourists or for shooting jello shots at people.
>Slipway would be turned into little slip and slide or a docking ramp for my SeaDoos.
>Attach diving board on top of mast.
Just wait /k/, you'll see me driving one of these around Vancouver soon.
>>28522546
Whole buncha nothing. Iran already said they were going to return the boats and crew.
>implying armed seizure
>implying boats got lost
>implying two coast guard ships just haphazardly go a mile into Iranian waters without a distress call or communication of any kind
I'm guessing they snuck in a negotiator or are doing some kind of prisoner swap and this was the only way to do it on short notice without getting too much bullshit from the media.
>>28522865
I like this plan.
>>28523371
May also have been a hare-brained operation at lower level initiative to plant listening devices or caches. But I like yours better.
>>28522546
>leaves out that the boats and crew will be returned unharmed
OP is a faggot as usual
>>28522546
>Elite operators get captured by mudslimes
USA confirmed for most cucked
>>28523907
>not liking the Iranians, the majority of whom are very pro USA
we would be such friends if not for their shitty government
>>28523907
>SEALs/SBUs not mentioned once in any of the reporting whatsoever on the event.
>Woman is among those detained.
YEAH MAN LOOK AT AMERICAN OPERATORS GET KEKED.
>>28524071
>Iran
>Pro USA
haha no
>>28523907
Outgunned?
>Fight
Get mowed down
>Run
Get mowed down
>Comply/negotiatie
Captured
>Jedi mind trick
Get mowed down
>KAMEHAMEHA!
Aryan get mowed down
>Screw Attack!
Get mowed down
>Krokodil
Numb mowed down
>Muh scenario!
mowed down & wrong
>shitpost cunt
mowed down gladly
>YOUR MOVE MR LAW MAN
mowed down?
>>28524114
>no source
>>28524146
http://www.gallup.com/poll/142631/worldwide-leadership-approval.aspx
Middle East tab
>>28524205
that's US leadership, though, doesn't necessarily mean they dislike the American people. we were friends back when they had the shah
>>28524258
>The US leadership aren't people
>>28524275
>The US leadership aren't people
They reeeeeeally aren't
>>28524275
>implying that once a politician is elected to office, the aliens don't abduct them and replace them with a robot
>>28522546
Definitely weren't SEALs or SWCC, it was either RIVRON or MSRON, and more than likely it was MSRON, and they are about as far from an elite unit as you can get and still drive kinda cool boats around.
>>28522865
Buzz the dude bro's in their sea rays as they leave Yaletown, abscond with their women
>>28524258
yeah look at all the love
>>28522865
Vancouver BC or WA?
>>28526411
Unaffordable vs shit
>>28524275
I talk to persians on penpal webstites sometimes. the younger ones are pretty chill and like drake a lot.
>>28527704
Canuck Van is not un-affordable, just takes a shit long time and luck to get a decent place there.
Finally moved to a nice neighborhood, but had to play with the housing market for a bit
Not SEALs, you stupid fucking NIGGER.
>>28523879
>Iran says they will do something and Iran always keeps its word!
Just like they kept their word on the UN resolution? Just like they kept their word on the nuke deal? Ahmed please.
>>28524133
this is some Z-grade autism right here
>>28524258
>that's US leadership, though
Protip: The US is a democracy, so the leadership reflects the will of the people as determined by free elections. Therefore, you can not pretend to "love Americans", but hate the leadership when one determines the other.
>>28527825
Unfortunately that's not so much true any more.
>>28527825
holy shit are you in fantasyland.
>>28527753
Tell that to my 600 down payment and 3k a month mortage
>>28527888
eh, only reason im paying less per month for mortgage is because I got lucky when we sold/bought houses
if not for the current house, mortgage would probably be 4K a month
>>28528047
Where did you buy?
>>28528156
Cambie (apartment), Main, Kingsway/victoria and now im in Kits
>>28527825
The US is a republic, not a democracy.
>riverines
>>28528247
Kits is nice, I bought a place in south cambie
>>28527825
>democracy
These are the actual whole numbers of people who voted for president in 2008.
>>28528266
I'm glad you paid attention in middle school civics, though the term "representative democracy" really is more descriptive of what we have.
>>28528308
I need to leave the city though. I feel like i need a break from it. I just can't take the Asians/rain/expensive mix
need a break from at least one of those three
>>28528432
>guize i r smart cuz i uz duffrend wurdz fur da same ting
I know people will mention the nuke deal sooner or later.
Thing is, it's not the nuke deal that become the latest stumbling block, it's Iran ballistic missile. Israel and Saudi Arabia are apparently, uh "deeply concerned" about it and want Iranto scrap their missile programme as well.
Cue Iran subtle "fuck you" response
>>28527825
Kek the agony of having a bipartisan country. Tactical voting is better than not going to vote at all
>>28528432
lol
>what is a republic
>>28523907
>Implying a small boat and leet operator skills can stop a shitty 1000 dollar torpedo or barrage of HMG fire.
>>28529334
>US buys heavy water from Iran
Why? It's like buying uranium from North Korea
>>28527825
There have been no democracies in the west for a long time now
Elections are openly rigged
US apologises for crossing into Iranian territorial waters.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35299930
How many CB90s did the US buy?
>>28529475
>painting your warboats with green camo
>>28529522
Becuase they are supposed to be used close to shore and are a battletaxi for marines.
So, how many threads did we have about this when it was the Bongs who got captured?
>>28527825
>will of the people
So all those years of "the will of the people" who shot down same sex marriage, did that bother you at all? Seeing as that should be an issue very close to you.
>>28527825
the us is a Federal constitutional republic not a democacy. i dont know why people have such a hard time with this. if we lived in a democracy we would all have been fucked long ago by mob rule
>>28529630
I dunno, four or five?
>>28529676
there's a difference between direct democracy - what you think democracy means, and indirect democracy where you elect representatives to vote for you. they teach this shit in like middle school.
>>28529706
re·pub·lic
rəˈpəblik/
noun
a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated president rather than a monarch
>>28529706
plus there still the whole federal, and, constitutional parts your forgetting about
Are these .50s fixed or can they be aimed independently of the boat?
Fucking kek, I remember Burgers giving the bongoloids shit about this when it happened to them. Oh how the mighty have fallen haha
The prisoners have been released.
>>28529676
A Republic is simply a government that is not a Monarchy. Even communist governments like the CCP and USSR were republics.
>>28522865
>tfw my little 16.5 foot runabout will never have mounted guns.
>>28527812
It's just shitposting, just like you.
Glory to your faggy irrelevant nation, though.
>>28522546
They must'ev already got their target on the sub...or did a snagndrag. This is a bullshit cover story at best. And we'll never know what really happened.
>>28530052
No they weren't. They might have called themselves republics but that term implies consent of government. The Soviet Union and China were totalitarian states with the people held in check by fear of violence.
>>28530177
I think they found Madeleine McCann and Nathalie Holloway in an Iranian prison and got them out the way you described
Did the Americans get suits and Persian rugs as a farewell like the British did?
In the US they mean the other kind of "special" forces
>>28527825
>the leadership reflects the will of the people
>>28529827
You tell me. Does it look like they have the mounting or even the space to turn?
>>28530908
>mounting guns coaxial to the hull
Who the fuck does this?
>>28522546
Iranians post this on /pol/. According to them it's captured americans
>>28531049
>>28531056
boat
Why US Navy is so weak?
>>28528047
So your a slum lord. Makes sense with your shitposting
