How would /k/ take down the Eiffel Tower?
I need to know for a friend.
>>30660335
4 big rig truck bombs
renting the truck shouldn't be a problem because that one guy got one easily enough. getting explosive material that can fill up the back of four might be an issue but if you're some jihadist motherfucker i bet you could figure it out.
>>30660373
Would it still stand if one of the legs was taken out?
>>30660373
fertilizer but youll get put on a watchlist for buying large amounts because mcveigh
>>30660335
>>30660335
>>30660335
Get her drunk on wine and she's all yours.
>>30660335
RPG full of nanites
>>30660401
It would be extremely painful
>>30660335
you would need some jet fuel to melt those steel beams.
The Armed Islamic Group nearly managed to do it in 1994.
They got raided on the last refueling stop.
But yeah, I'm betting De Gaulle airport still has shitty enough security that you can just WTC that shit.
>>30660459
for you.
>>30660373
>4 truck bombs
>detonate them on all 4 legs
>eiffel tower still standing, just now shorter
>>30660335
As salaam alykum friend. You need not yet worry about destroying the kaffir's landmarks, we need to quell their population first then worry about erasing all memory of them.
If you like I can upload for you a book on offensive driving.
>>30660502
This. If you want to do the most damage would you not look to have it topple over towards the city?
fly a plane into it
>>30660438
Where does one buy a smash rock 9251™ and do they come with that handsome carry case?
>>30660335
You should blow up a mosque insted. Make it looke like kafir did it. That will make all muslims wake up and join your cause!
>>30660335
Go home re-evaluate your life.
Find a QT girlfriend and retire the life of a jihadi, ahead of the game
>>30660502
>>30660547
fine
4 big truck bombs. 2 go for one leg. other 2 follow up as necessary either on the same leg or an adjacent leg
>>30660335
Tell France that they oppressed your heritage and that you'll only accept their apology if they send the Eiffel Tower to you in the mail. They might actually do it, the dumb cucks.
>>30660608
>>30660438
At fist I thought he pulled out a potato out of that case and I was like lol what a stupid mudslime he's banging a clock with a potato.
Then I realized it was a fucking rock.
I don't know if I should feel less dumb or more dumb.
>>30660335
Nice try Mr DGSE
>>30660335
>>30660335
>>30660764
>>30660789
GIGN please g-
No wait, stay. We like you.
>>30660335
Jet fuel.
>>30660808
they'll get back as soon as they've finished slipping down a grass bank.
>>30660625
F
>>30660845
but everyone knows jet fuel can't melt steel
>>30660857
That was RAID, and everyone knows they're incompetent
>>30660882
of course it was mate.
>>30660857
.webm please
>>30660911
Bring Bush to Paris.
>>30660937
>why do France keep getting attacked?
>>30660937
>>30660882
>>30660937
>Hardsoledshineybootsvsgrass.webm
>>30661034
No one else seemed to have trouble.
>>30660335
>fly plane through the top observation deck
>jet fuel melts the steel
>entire tower collapses as if it had been rigged for detenation the whole time
>>30660335
>be elected in France
>budget cuts on the Eiffel Tower's restoration
>it crumbles on its own
>>30661032
It sounds better with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqbMSzd7Yg
>>30661032
>>30660937
The French are fucking useless.
How effective are dumb explosives really at dealing with steel beams though. Won't the explosive just pass beside the stuctural beams and do very little damage?
>>30660401
Probably, two legs would do it
>>30661032
I like how the suspect even looks down and is like
>what the fuck, dude are you ok?
>>30660442
>no credible threats
>>30660373
This guy has it right just make sure you hit the right spots
>>30660460
Lol>
>>30660545
Walaykum asalaam wrathmatulahi wa barakatu
I agree landmark attacks make no sense
>>30661102
So says the guy who is even more useless.
>>30661346
When will terrorbots be a thing? I feel like they could work even better than regular terrors
>>30660459
you're a big guy
>>30661373
Also the Dallas police technically did the same thing.
>>30661352
Top tier comeback!!!
Congratulations you hurt my fellings with that one :(
>>30661480
What?
>>30661373
Dallas Terminatorbot has already made the ultimate sacrifice to prove that even robots can be radical Muslims too.
>>30661470
>>30661686
The aloha snackbot.
>>30660335
>buy a Cessna C172
>load it with an fertilizer bomb
>fly the plane into one of the legs of the tower so that it topples over into the Champ de Mars and kills a bunch of tourists
shouldn't be too hard, considering its visibility and the lack of surrounding high rises. also, it's a pretty shitty target, considering that there aren't a whole lot of occupants in the tower itself
>>30660453
Underrated post
