What's my masculinity level if I am open carrying while wearing booty shorts?
10/10 if you're OCing an FN FAL. 2/10 is it's a faggot gun.
My penis likes you OP.
Depends on how masculine you are as a person. You should cuff the bottom of the shorts and make a little hem. It'd be cute as fuck.
>>30656898
2nd for hemmed bottoms
if you're gonna wear shorts that are designed to make people notice your legs, you may want to shave your legs
>>30656872
>booty shorts
You need to cut another 3 or 4 inches off those things.
> Masculinity levels
Dude, why do you care? Are you trying to be a stealth homo in order to get closer to that cute antifederalist at the office?
>>30656872
masculinity is off the charts. Also, 3rd for the hem.
>>30657044
Your pockets are a little long and could do with some trimming. Also, your hem would look better if you ripped about a half inch out of the end of your inseam before you cuffed the bottoms. At this point you might be better off getting plus size women's shorts.
>>30657111
I'll consider that. The real reason I made these is because my pants ripped along that line in the inseam when I was teaching a welding class at my makerspaces yesterday. After the class was over, it was so hot in the shop that I just said fuck it and cut em off. All the girls loved it. The dudes were all disappointed.
>>30656872
>What's my masculinity level if I am open carrying while wearing booty shorts?
Power botttom
>>30657228
If you like them, wear them! If you're straight and the girls loved it, keep doing it.
>>30656872
>Wears boot shorts
no booty
anon do more squats
>>30656872
>Has no ass
>Has to bend forward for ass
>Still no ass
>>30657284
>muh ass
How brown is your skin?
>>30657375
That's not me
And I am a bit pale
:^)
>>30657397
I know it's not you. But it implies that your fap folder is filled with fat -assed females.
>>30657044
That is it m8. Just shorten the pockets and go with a distressed brown leather belt and it would be good. And this shit is casual, untuck the shirt.
>>30656872
Rhodesia/10
0/10 because you're letting the opinions of others determine the comfort of the clothes you wear.
>not wearing tactical long tight jeans
Shame on you OP
>>30657044
Hello Dennis
>>30657416
~
>>30657459
Take a wide stance
>>30656872
No ass/10
>>30656881
fpbp
>>30657872
Shame for the ugly camo tho
>>30657872
More pics of the cutie on your knee, please.
>>30656872
What caliber?
>>30658143
Sure thing.
>>30658267
Not even your reptile wants to look at your mouse, dang!
I've never met a reptile owner who wasn't 100% white trash.
>>30658371
In his defense, it is pretty damn ugly.
>>30658393
I go for more of a hipster/kike/weeb vibe.
>>30656872
If I told you zero would you be surprised?
>>30657449
This is a guy isn't it?
>>30657872
See OP this is how you do it.
>>30658393
My ex girlfriend has a bearded dragon and she's a CPA Who lives in a major city in a beautiful area.
>>30658393
same experience
>>30658393
What's white trash to you?
>>30657449
>not wearing silkies
Fag
>>30656872
Doit with girl pants for the real deal
just stocking carry if you're scared about your masculinity
If you can squat 315+ wear all the booty shorts you want famalamadingdong
>>30657273
Tfw squatting+ genetics has given me a girl ass
>>30658689
What do you think?
This look like a girl's butt to you?
>>30659068
I have the weirdest boner
>>30659354
not even remotely
>>30659354
Where do you think you are?
>>30659364
Exactly.
>>30659373
I like this place.
I need to take more pictures of my butt with my pistol.
>>30659394
please don't
>literal faggots posting
Absolutely degenerate, gas yourselves
>>30659439
Ok, I won't.
>>30659448
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the guns subreddit, not the politics subreddit.
>>30659461
>subreddit
Almost got me
But really gas yourselves, Omar mateen was an American hero. Nothing worse than faggots trying to infect gun culture with their shit.
>>30658704
Doesn't mean she isn't white trash. There are plenty of white trash CPA's and plenty of white trash people living in beautiful areas.
>>30658868
Has stupid tattoos, drinks a lot of refined sugar beverages, generally keeps a messy house and/or has dirty toes, thinks pitbulls are 'misunderstood', watches a lot of sports, enjoys nu metal music, watches superhero movies.
>>30659490
Omar Mateen was as big of a fag as the rest of Muslims, which is far more than most of the patrons at Pulse.
>>30659455
Your cock is disgusting.
>>30659490
omar was a gay though
he got aids from getting a poz load
thats the whole reason he did the attack
>>30659498
>>>/lgbt/
Omar did literally nothing wrong except remove some diseased degenerates like you.
>>30659500
Not my cock jeez
Why the fuck would you rate someones cock?
>>30659527
why wouldn't you rate someone's cock?
>>30659525
Not even gay, but Omar "Killer Queen" Mateen was a closet raging homo, just like the rest of his religion.
>>30659525
Anon please, I'm a virgin.
Why are you so mean anyway? I just like guns...
Why can't we be friends? It's not like I'm gonna try to kiss you~
>>30659354
Nope
>>30659556
At least he took out fags
>>30659558
>>>/oven/
>>30659561
So mean...
>>30659532
Because I am looking at the ass
But I have to agree, cock looks weird
>>30659566
Your own mistake for trying to hit on someone who doesn't like/wants you
Now you failed and nobody will want kisses from you
>>30659578
weebshit anon is gross looking anyway
>>30659578
I wasn't hitting on him...
>>30656872
What holster is that?
>>30659490
Kys
2nd amendment applies to everyone
>>30659595
I like his ass tho
>>30659601
You wanted to make me jealous then?
Wow mean
>>30659628
its shit
>>30659628
Make you jealous? How so?
I don't think I follow. I'm lost.
>>30659633
Boys can't have nice butts.
>>30659647
they certainly can
>>30659461
Ignore him, take cute /k/ booty pics.
>>30659654
But not me :(
>>30659633
Nah
>>30659647
Not true
My butt is nice!
A bit big but soft and jiggly haha
>>30659655
Maybe another time, I don't feel like it now.
>>30659665
Are you a manly man?
>>30659493
>dirty toes, thinks pitbulls are 'misunderstood'
>>30659619
Gas yourself, faggots are cancer
>>30659674
I am 90% manly
And 10% soft nice butt from a woman with wide hips
>>30659694
Are you hot and hairy? Post pics.
>>30659693
Anon is just angry he doesn't get attention, love and cuddles.
>>30659700
Seriously wish you were all swinging from cranes. Faggots invading k are the worst.
>>30656872
Jesus Christ dude, loose the Jean shorts.
>>30659727
Loose
>>30659700
I shave
So you are one of those people who like those bear threads?
>>30659724
Not nearly as bad as /pol/acks invading.
>>30659724
Anon come here, I'll hug you.
Even though probably nobody loves you, we can still be friends.
I'll share my ammo with you, come on.
>>30659736
I love bears! They're so hot, I want to feel their big manly bodies against me, their warmth... I wanna be embraced by a big manly bear all day long! I also want to go to the shooting range with them.
>>30659724
>Faggots invading k are the worst.
You mean faggots like you who come here and whine about how this board has been for years?
>>30659739
>le pol maymay
>literal faggot thread
>>30659756
You mean like lgbt raids like this thread?
>>30656872
Tight pants, tight groupings
>>30659768
>lgbt raid
Come on now, you can't be serious.
>>30659750
it figures a gross guy would be into even more disgusting guys
>>30659160
Post it
>>30659674
I didn't mean now, just eventually.
Thanks to /k/ I'm starting to appreciate the little nuances in my sexuality.
>>30656936
Hahaahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahhahahhahaha
>>30659796
I think you have things mixed up a bit, bear doesn't mean fat.
>>30659817
Stay woke! I haven't been posting here much lately, and certainly had never posted my pictures here before, but I just might now.
It seems fun! In a bit I'm visiting a friend who's got a huge gun collection, I figure I can take a lot of nice pictures with all his guns too!
>>30659160
>>30659812
>seconding this
>>30659833
you're just making baseless assumptions now
>>30659858
What baseless assumptions? Are you trying to say fat people are hot?
>>30659833
Yeah, as long as they're /k/ related.
I can only imagine how that'd go though.
>hey dude, mind if I take some hot pics with your guns?
>lolwat?
>>30659160
I feel you anon. Become a trap so we can sexually satisfy the troops when we finally assemble as a world power
>>30659866
It's ok my friend is more than just a friend
>>30659863
stupid too?
what a shame
>>30659897
Sorry Anon, I'm silly.
>>30659904
silly is not synonymous with stupid
>>30659915
I'm silly and stupid.
>>30659835
I'm not entirely sure I should be posting my ass onto 4chins...
>>30659750
And I want to lay on a cute fragile girly person with my body full body and enjoy softness
Hmm, maybe you can help ~
>>30659876
Just post your ass in panties and with guns already to make me horny
>>30659923
I disagree
>>30659870
I can't be a trap effectively if I wanted to though since I'm 6' and have really wide shoulders
>>30659876
I wish I had friends like you.
>>30659937
You want to enjoy my softness? Lewd.
And I'll post pics of my butt in panties in due time, first though I need to take those pictures!
>>30659935
Ehhh, we can share some pics if you are too scared posting your ass on 4chan
Hit me a mail at my throwaway account: [email protected]
>>30659955
Why, do you want the succ while shooting guns? That sounds dangerous.
>>30659935
Yes you should.
Face, probably not.
Ass, yes.
We get off and you get praise, it's a win-win.
Think about it, how often do guys get compliments?
>>30659969
like 80-90 times a day
many more on school days
>>30656945
But that would interfere with pocket functionality.
>>30659969
I get compliments all the time, from girls and boys. Apparently everyone loves my hair and legs.
>>30659973
80-90? what are you doing anon, do you speak to hundreds of people in one day?
>>30659965
Just keep your finger off the trigger and it'll be okay.
>>30659973
>>30659986
>mfw can't get a compliment a month
>>30659986
hundreds no
hundred maybe hundred fifty max
>>30660011
What do you do in your day that you speak to so many people? I'm lucky if I speak to more than four people in my day.
>>30660001
I won't be the one doing the shooting, I'll be the one using my tongue as cleaning equipment for a free floating barrel.
>>30659969
I'm a big hairy dude though so it's kinda weird either way
>>30660042
I go outside
>>30660057
I go outside too, but hundreds?
I mean, I go to work every day and there talk to my two coworkers. Maybe at home I see my flatmate in the afternoon before she goes to work.
That's basically it for me...
>>30660073
sounds like you don't go outside
sounds like you quickly rush between two insides
>>30656949
>stealth homo
Do they apply coatings for that shit or is naturally occurring?
>>30660093
I leave home, take the subway and get to work.
No need to waste my time with other stuff, isn't it?
Sometimes I take a stroll and walk along the streets and the parks of the city after lunch, but I do so alone and listening to classical music with headphones.
>>30660042
>not touching the trigger guard
I don't think you understand my innuendo...
>>30660052
Weird being complimented or weird posting pics?
'Cause big hairy dudes deserve compliments, too.
>>30660093
>>30660073
I drive straight trucks for FedEx, so I guess that's my problem...
>>30660133
>introvert that doesn't seek conversation with anyone wonders why he talks to so few people
huh really makes you think
>>30660042
How good are your cleaning skills?
>>30660057
What do they say? Nice Pokemon collection?
>>30660145
why would they say that?
>>30660145
I'm good at cleaning; I do the cleaning around the house. I'm not very good at cooking though.
>>30660143
I can handle your charging handle and HK slap it.
>>30660144
Seek conversation with random strangers on the street? That seems weird, besides everyone is like doing their own thing, going places or being with other people already, I wouldn't want to bother them...
>>30660163
That's the reason #1 why someone would get over 80 complements per day
Other reasons would be you are lying
So why do you get so many compliment?
>>30660183
doesn't have to be random strangers nor on the street
and you don't have to be the one imitating conversation
many compliments I receive are from people seeking conversations with me
>>30660195
I seriously do not understand what you're even talking about.
>>30660213
Should I strike up conversation with the waiter at the restaurant I go to? Last time I did he tried to flirt with me and it made me feel uncomfortable...
I can maybe try to call my friends to go for a walk with me instead of going alone like I always do. I don't know, I always seem to do everything on my own and alone...
>>30659493
There are no bad dogs, only bad owners, cunt
>>30660240
I don't know what you like or want so I will not give you advice
I was simply pointing out that there is a pretty obvious reason why someone such as yourself would only talk to 4 people a day
>>30660264
What is the reason?
>>30659493
There is nothing wrong with superhero movies or refined sugar drinks.
>>30660279
so do you actually have a learning impairment?
>>30660294
Sorry I haven't been paying much attention.
Are you saying it's because I'm an introvert?
>>30660307
You never seek interaction so you never have any
its dead simple
>>30660316
Oh.
That makes sense, yes.
Maybe I should change that.
>>30660240
It's fine anyway. Talking to people is overrated.
Same with knowing how to cook. It doesn't really attract people like anything else does.
>>30660327
I'd like to learn how to cook but I'm never hungry and always forget to eat so I never remember that I should cook.
I always end up eating a cub of noodles before going to sleep, I ate mine about an hour ago, I should go to sleep now.
I'll never be a good housewife like this.
>>30660254
>>30660291
It's not my fault you guys are poor white trash.
>>30660348
Pretty similar to me desu. You just need to find something that takes like 20 mins tops or some sort of crock pot recipe.
>>30660183
I mean your tongue skills~
But I see you are a submissive housewife person
As a masculine somewhat hairy man, it's basically my job to capture and to make you my personal sex/houseslave also including some cuddling and stuff
You will be tied up and wear a collar all the time just because
You now belong to a bear
Hope you enjoy : *
>Its a fag thread
>Will never meet anyone from these threads and marry them so i can move to america and actually own guns
>>30660392
What I need is someone to cook for.
I don't feel like cooking for myself since I'm not hungry and I can do just fine with just a cup of noodles anyway. If I had someone to cook for I'd gladly do it though and would try my best to learn.
>>30660405
I like the idea of wearing a collar but I don't think I wanna be tied up all the time...
>>30660426
Haha, I'm not American but I am intending to marry one for the citizenship to move there. I'm visiting him next month.
Wish me luck!
>>30660426
are you cute and do you have money
>>30660445
You wear the collar all the time but not the ties
Also, you remind me to a nice person I once met on another board of another chan ~
>>30660445
But how hare you properly going to feed them if you don't know how to cook before hand?
It doesn't hurt to at least try.
>>30660487
That sounds like fun, but I'm afraid I'm taken.
Who's that person I remind you of?
>>30660524
British trans from /fem/ lol
Too bad she is now gone...
Is your future husbando a bear? You are the one into bears, right ?
>>30660445
Cooking isn't too hard, even fairly simple to make things can be really really good.
Container of Parmesan cheese, bottle of dressing, chop some romaine lettuce and get some precooked grilled chicken at the store and hey, chicken caesar salad that is impressive enough if you have to make something for someone.
As gay as Reno 911, good luck fag.
That look will bring out the dicks.
>>30660522
Well I learn quickly and I can just look up a recipe?
I would try if I remembered to, but literally every day I forget to get cooking because I'm playing games on my computer or working on it.
>>30660548
I'm not a shemale, just a femboy. But yes, he is.
He posts here, though I don't think he posts too much. He got me into guns for the most part.
I love bears!
>>30660556
Thanks for the tip, I'll try to keep all this stuff in mind. I need to start remembering these things when I buy groceries.
>>30660573
You remind me to hear because she also always posted similar pics like you
And yeah, wish you good luck in the future !
Show us some pics with you, your hobby and guns one day please
>>30660573
Oh yeah, and add me on steam
GermanyKun
That british trans used to call me like this, which I found cute and used this name heh
>>30660609
Cute anime girls are cute and they improve the quality of my posts!
I can't wait to take lots of pictures of guns and stuff, I'll get my cutest clothes too so I can look shocking with all those high capacity assault clips on those baby killing cop seeker shooting black scary rifles!
I'm going to sleep now!
>>30660624
Sent
>>30660573
There are a couple tricks to cooking, such as timing everything and how to get a certain texture/taste. Recipes like other stuff skip over a lot of things that it's assumed that you know.
Then there are a couple tricks like how using brown sugar instead of regular will help make the outside of waffles crispier while leaving the inside alone.
>>30660634
Will sleep now too
Byee
>>30660650
Sounds very German
>>30660713
Belgian I believe.
Though I also like sauerkraut.
>Current Year
>Not operating in a tactical camo skirt (I said SKIRT, not kilt)
What the fuck is wrong with you assholes? Is this one of those /k/ gay threads I've heard so much about?
>>30660941
Fuck off back to wherever you're from newfag.
>>30660983
thejoke-you.jpg
>>30660448
I can be and no
>>30659724
>invading
As if gays haven't been on /k/ the whole time.
>Bi master race, reporting
>>30662860
>Bi master race, reporting
Fuck yeah
>TFW fucked a chick I knew in high school while her husband drilled my ass.
>>30662860
>Bi
I hope I can remain attractive to women once I become more feminine. I hate having body hair, and I need to get waxed as soon as I can afford it
Jesus Christ this thread is fucking cringe. Faggots have no place here, you all need a fuckng shot to the head.
>>30659616
Bladetech IWB with FBI cant.
>>30663737
Leave the faggots alone, they don't do shit to anyone
>>30664764
Except the occasional gay club shooting lol
>>30657872
>that gun
>that vest
....do you mind if i share the pics i have from you from /cuteboys/?
>>30666038
Post them here. Now.
>>30659724
>Faggots invading k
Come on don't talk about yourself that way, /pol/-friend
>>30659768
Pic related, taken from a TrumpGen thread. You have to go back, anon.
>>30666071
Ok
This the trap thread?
>>30666071
Wait, is this board blue or can i post lewd stuff?
>>30666098
>lizerd man
>sakuya
>same person
no
>>30666105
I mean, the first pic on that thread is pic related. After that someone posted with the same gun sorry i got confused
![Odo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cPkH80b.jpg "Odo[1].jpg")
Sorry 4 sideways
>>30666139
Is this pic urs?
>>30666104
Its kinda blue....idk I have seen full TnA but also been warned for some questionable stuff. Idk read sticky
>>30666104
I love you.
>>30666147
yes.
>>30666147
no that pic is not my rifu
>>30666161
>>30666139
These are me
>>30656872
Maxed if you're wearing these puppers
>>30658393
That gif is seriously impressive
>>30666161
Cute
>>30656872
>Cannot bash this gay tier
>>30666161
Post more.
>>30666483
Don't tell me what to do
>>30666745
You're pretty cute. Wanna go to the shooting range with me? I'll let you handle my bore.
>>30656872
so glad i found this thread
>>30659068
or this way :3
>>30666038
>>30666126
they are close but mine has the shitty bipod and is glossier and has dank wear TM
>>30666779
No u
>>30666818
Hey sakuya, whats up cunt?
>>30666924
>>30666745
>>30666161
>>30666139
>Mein Kampf
>Mentally Ill tranny
Loving. Every. Laugh
>>30666924
being gay hbu
>>30666951
>talking about mental status on a Laotian Flip-Book Scripting Forum
>>30667025
Haven't i seem you somewhere else???
>>30667068
i shitpost around and people post me all over
![IMG_20160617_032051[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u5sdgR5.jpg "IMG_20160617_032051[1].jpg")
>>30667025
Being quite homosexual as well, thank you for asking.
>>30667049
It does explain a lot.
Trannies usually are what they are to get attention or to somehow make up for a failed life, throw in "muh masterrace" and there you go, enough compensating!
Just the same with blacks and "we wuz KANGS"
>>30656872
/fit/
>>30667209
You gonna provide some sauce on this or are you just gonna project?
>wah people are posting pictures I don't like online
Kill yourself
>>30667209
>compensating
For what anon?
>their failed life
Based upon what insight into these people?
>they're doing it for attention!
By posting on a single thread in a Brazilian Recipe Swapping Forum?
I like this thread
Post more
>this thread
>>30659693
If you really don't like men liking other men, I'd recommend getting off and staying off of the most homosexual board on this website. /k/ has more faggots than /lgbt/.
One of you sissies post feet.
OP here.
This thread escalated quickly.
dont hem the shorts op, let them fringe
>>30667749
No I'm op
> you will never have a qt trap gf to go inna woods with
>>30667829
W-wanna go innawoods w-with me?
>>30667841
the real question is if you can handle being taken into the woods
well?
>>30667867
>can you handle being taken into the woods
*in
>>30667867
>>30667889
m-maybe
>>30667826
Post yourself in OP's pants or you aren't OP
WOULD SOMEONE POST GRILL BENIS!
>>30668111
Do you want to see my bulge?
>>30657872
Hey demo
what's good
>>30656872
Jim Dangle, is that you?
>>30668154
From Bexar County, but not demo. He lives like 15 mins away.
>>30668194
lmao
>>30668194
Oh Canada, oh Canada!
>>30668130
Hell yea
>>30669070
This good enough for you?
>>30667556
underrated post
>>30669419
Imgur nudes plox
>>30670217
No that's too lewd.
>>30670243
Where do you think we are?
>>30670298
A blue board.
>>30670306
/blue board/
>>30670327
I'm not gonna post nudes here...
>>30670344
And what will you do if I post nudes here?
Just save them all
without posting your own nudes?
This would be mean! So you have to post nudes now
>>30670364
Posting nudes is lewd and indecent!
What a bunch of faggots.
>What's my masculinity level
If you have to ask, it's zero.
>>30659354
I'm afraid to answer this...
