What is /k/'s drink of choice?
I've been on the rye train for about a year now. Rye and cokes as strong as I can handle them, which of course gets stronger through the night.
CLP
Home brewed mead. My first batch wasn't that great but I'm hoping to learn from my mistakes for my next batch.
>>30652326
>>30652292
Craft beer. Usually from local breweries which are awesome.
Also OP if you're going to drink hard liquor get something decent so you can drink it straight. Or if you are out be able to order a cocktail that's not just "coke and my liquor of choice".
An Old Fashion or Whiskey Sour would be right up your alley.
I don't drink.
room temperature black coffee
> funs and alcohol do not mix
without sugar because i like my health: same reason i go armed
Hendriks gin and tonic
irish car bomb
prune juice, it's a warrior's drink.
>>30652500
I imagine you're pretty thirsty.
>>30652326
Always wanted to try mead
>>30652521
...with jack. Heresy.
Under 21
But ive always wanted to try rum
See what all the rage was about in the 17th century
>>30652485
whiskey sours are not my thing. Old fashions are tolerable but again I wouldnt drink to get drunk.
I drink Wisers because it's affordable because of how much I go through.
I quite like craft beers but I dont drink beer to get drunk. I drink it to enjoy.
>>30652500
Then start.
>>30652591
How old? It's 18 where I am. Get a bootlegger.
>>30652591
I'm under 21 and can tell you with some authority that rum is meh tier.
I really don't understand how some people can't seem to figure out how to buy or make their own alchohol when underage, shit's easy as hell.
>>30652638
>>30652631
It actually be easier for me to drive a good hour south, if traffic is bad, to Mexico and buy it there
But eh, it's not something I'm obsessing over
>>30652292
Butterscotch Schnapps in milk.
>>30652706
You are intentionally trying to make people puke over the internet.
>>30652706
>>30652732
And I still wretched.
I quit drinking alcohol for several reasons. Borderline recovering alcoholic here.
So, water.
Black Tooth Grin has always served me well. I'm a simple kind of man
>>30652770
naltrexone FTW
>>30652787
If I ever feel like I'm going to relapse again I will try that. I've been sober about a month and a half and I haven't had the urge to drink because I've had this high on life thing going on since I have been feeling so much better.
No more jitters, I sleep much better, always in a better mood, my blood pressure has gone down... I might actually be done with the sauce for good this time.
>>30652845
That's good to hear man. Best of luck to you.
>>30652638
>rum is meh
Drink something other than Captain you plebian
>>30652582
These days the only way to try it is to home brew it. Which is super easy, but may obviously lead to mediocre brews such as mine. Just research the recipes, and gather your equipment (I recommend homebrewsupply(do t)com) You can get some very cheap and reliable supplies from this site.). It will take some time as well as trial and error to perfect your brew. Good luck.
>>30652845
That sounds like a good place. I don't drink much but had two glasses of wine for my birthday... they tasted great... but i didn't really like today. not a hang over but wasn't 100%.
>>30652936
There is a place in my home town that sells some pretty acclaimed mead. It's expensive but I think I might pick up a bottle.
>>30652965
Then go ahead and give it a try, and even use it as a basis for brewing your own batch. Just where I live it is extremely rare to find mead that is sold in stores.
>>30652292
jesus christ rye whiskey is fucking nasty
>>30652292
Cimmaron tequila.
Beer. Plenty of beer. Also whiskey and coke.
I'm a simple dude of simple taste.
>>30652292
Whiskey, bourbon mostly but sometimes I'll switch it up with scotch, Irish or Tequila, only 100% Agave no Mescal blends like Cuervo.
>>30652292
more of an opium man myself
>>30653575
Mezcal's just tequila made with different types of agave other than Blue Weber, and a different roasting process for the pinas. No association to the half grain-alch shit Cuervo and Suaza pump out - worth a try sometime if you're into it.
>>30653594
A man's got to have his indulgences.
>>30653604
The only mezcal that I can find in the great state of Pennsylvania's monopoly stores are Monte Alban and I'm not a fan. I would like to try some of the better stuff but sadly I haven't had the chance.
>>30653618
Almost forgot about the state run stores up there, that's a helluva shame. Favorite tequila?
yerba mate in the morning
beer in the afternoon
any liquor at night is fine depending on the drink im making. If its straight liquor then whiskey. Preferably bourbon because im poor.
>>30652326
Mead is amazing, this is my melomel that i'm brewing right now.
>>30653773
I have that same keyboard, but can only get the razr emblem at the bottom to light up. How did you get the keys to light up?
>>30653773
WHY DOES IT NOT GO VERTICAL, I'VE ROTATED IT YOU FUCK.
>>30653779
do you have the Razor interactive UI?
>>30653773
>>30653779
also saming, but that keyboard is a fucking monster of a keyboard. It can suffered through numerous coffee spills and it can easily recover after a little blow dyer and cotton swab therapy.
>>30653773
Dafuq is going on with your blackwidow?
>>30652292
Water, purple Powerade and sometimes Dr Pepper
>>30653786
no, installing the disks that come with your hardware is for suckers. So that most likely why mine doesnt light up.
>>30653793
what a flavorful palate.
in all honesty dr. prepper is the one true soda though. I wish dr. pepper and cheap whiskey would catch on more at bars
>>30653800
Pepper is great. Kinda craving pibb recently though, too bad it isn't sold in bottles (at least around here)
>>30652292
Coffee: Caribou Black
Beer: Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier
Hard Spirit: pappy van winkle (not that I can afford it)
>>30653789
Mechanical Keyboards are master race.
>>30653794
Razor's software lets you fiddle with the LEDs and the macros.
>>30653800
oh damn pib xtra though. Are you a soda bottle elitist?
>>30652591
Captain Morgan sucks ass, Sailor Jerries and Kraken and good. Coke rum and a little lime is good and easy to make.
My favorite drink of them all?
A manhattan, made with Elijah Craig. I ordered those every day for years before leaving the country and not finding a good bar since.
>>30652638
Good rum tastes like bourbon, bro.
>>30652292
Beer - Guinness
Hard Alchohol- Crown Royal, Jameson, Kraken, Sailor Jerry's, Jaeger Meister, Pendleton, Silver Patron tequila.
>>30652591
>>30653837
>>30653845
mount gay master race
>>30652308
Remember CLP anon who died after frying bacon in it?
Westvleteren 12 when I can get it, other trappist-style Belgian beers when I cannot; Old Fashioneds (with Woodford Reserve for preference); reasonably hoppy craft pale ales; pinot noir or sauvignon blanc for wine, usually.
>>30653859
Rum is good, what do you drink ladyboi?
>>30653837
sailor jerry's is pretty damn good. drink of choice when I drank
>>30652787
this
do the off label finnish method and take a pill an hour before drinking. 80+% alcoholism cure rate and you can still drink. If you get back into daily chronic alcohol use just do it again.
>>30652292
water
its the only thing besides alcohol you should drink
>>30653880
mount gay is rum and tasty rum at that. please note this post for my preferences
>>30653751
but nothing fancy. In master race land right now so Ive been filling up on warsteiner, augustiner, krombacher, welde, and various local schnapps. Beer here is all so good.. and you can get a sixer for like 4.50 euro.
but once im back in freedom territory my budget will remain the same so ill go back to old english and jack daniels until I get hit by a car and get some sweet settlement cash.
god bless the reinheitsgebot. One of germanys oldest and best laws.
>>30652591
>>30652638
>>30653837
Okay, so I'm a snob, and I'm gonna drop some knowledge here.
I'll start off with the lowdown. Mount Gay (ha, ha) is the one name you need to know in rum. Their light rums are great for cocktails, and their aged rums are excellent for sipping. Seriously, you haven't had a rum and coke (aka a Cuba Libre, with the addition of lime) until you've had one made with Mount Gay Silver Eclipse. The taste, compared to the Cap'n, Kraken, or Sailor Jerry's, is fucking night and day. Mount Gay is universally embraced by rum lovers.
Now, the dank knowledge.
Most people think rum is meh tier because they've only had spiced rums (e.g., Captain Morgan, Kraken, Sailor Jerry's) or light/flavored rums (e.g., Bacardi, or fucking Malibu). The above are only suited for sorority girls wanting to get white girl wasted.
They're bad because any flavored liquor is just bad. "Spiced" in the context of rum basically just means "flavored." Flavored liquor is bad because it comes from the distillers straight up admitting that their product is undrinkable unless you add a bunch of shit to sugar it up and mask the flavor.
Now, rum, like tequila, comes in different classes based on its color, which is related to its age, as is the case with practically all hard liquors. When the shit comes out of a still, it looks clear, like vodka, or rubbing alcohol. It turns brown from being aged in barrels. The longer the aging, the better a spirit tends to be (though that's not a hard-and-fast rule).
So you have your light (unaged) rums and your brown (aged) rums. Light/silver rums are for mixing, aged rums are for sipping neat (that is, straight up, unmixed). Some light rums are practically good enough to be sipped, but the aged rums put them to shame.
>>30654014
awwww yeah mount gay brother
>>30652582
Moonlight Meadery's "Sensual" is top-notch. It's fairly sweet, but it tastes amazing.
Scotch.
Tequila.
Gin.
Canadian Whiskey.
In that order. I drink vodka too, but only as a mixer, and only to get drunk.
I did polish off half a bottle of Aberlour when Obama got elected the first time.
>>30654014
Good aged rums give the finer whiskies a run for their money, at a much lower price point than Scotches or some bourbons. Rum has a totally different character than whiskey (mainly because it's made from sugarcane instead of grains) but it is no less refined or complex. Well-regarded aged rums include El Dorado 15, Appleton Estate 12 year, Ron Zacapa 23, and of course, Mount Gay XO.
>>30653859
>>30653904
This guy knows what's up.
Anyway, while I think rum is a sadly underrated spirit, it's not my personal favorite.
My preference: bourbon, my first and only booze-love. Four Roses Single Barrel or Jefferson's Reserve (not to mention, of course, Pappy Van Winkle) when I've got extra cash, Jimmy Beam day-to-day. Don't fucking talk to me about Jack Daniel's, because that's not bourbon, it's filthy Tennessee whiskey. Bourbon, as far as I'm concerned, only comes from Kentucky.
>>30652292
Vodka. Stick to the proper ones and it goes like spring water.
>>30654115
What are the proper vodkas?
Coffee all day every day.
Sometimes beer.
>>30652292
Alcohol, the kind that cost $10 for a gallon
>>30654188
Rubbing alcohol?
>>30654132
Around the world, the ones by Moscow Distillery Cristall and Polmos Łańcut are noice: Moskovskoya Osobaya, Cristall, Stolichnaya (although it's a bit too much of a meme), Biała Dama and Polonaise. I also really enjoy Belorussian Naliboki for being top tier and also dirt cheap, but I don't know if you can find it outside slavlands.
These ones are fine and stable. The other popular labels are risk - they tend to go up and down in quality once a year or two, so best just stay away from shit like Beloe Ozero, Russkiy Standart and the lesser shit. Nemiroff is pure meme.
Can't say anything about them Western vodka - never tried any.
>>30654211
>Can't say anything about them Western vodka - never tried any.
Oh, except for Finlandia, of course. Is of fine, but a bit too costly for vodka.
>>30654155
>>30654155
up your game and get on yerba mate. drank almost 12 cups a day religiously for quite some time and switched a couple years ago now.
Ive felt like a fighter jet ever since.
>>30654193
Mostly vodka, McCormick, Hawkeye, Taaka, Skol, Popov, etc. Shot glass and a chaser is all you need
>>30654014
This, and it's a good thing rum is so underrated. Look what happened to bourbon, it is still the big thing to drink, and the price is much higher for a good bourbon compared to rum. Only a matter of time until people start switching and driving the price up
>>30654251
>and a chaser is all you need
This fag can't even drink straight vodka
>>30654242
dude that stuff is the closest cocaine analogue I've ever had
>>30654346
Calling it vodka is a bit of a stretch, I'm going through a handle in five days now
I'm drunk already and its 7:30
Water
Sodas are too sweet, booze is too bitter, beer tastes like piss or malt. Occasionally I'll have a root beer or glass of Scotch, but that's rare. Water pairs sith everything, is drinkable at any time of day, doesn't get you hung over or makes you fat.
>>30652292
Amber Tale
>>30654361
I bet you're a fun person, you wild thing.
>>30652326
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead...
>>30654211
what do you think about Luksusowa?
potato master race
>>30654368
Tbh I'm into some pretty kinky wolf sex and I like to throw my life away doing stupid stunts.
But I still just drink water, with the very occasional glass of Talisker 18.
Coffee
>>30654398
You should drink yourself into the grave like a regular person
If it's liquor, bourbon is my personal go-to. Rum and gin are also good for summertime mixed drinks for me (mainly mules and dark and stormies)
For beer, I generally like anything and very much enjoy craft beer.
I cannot figure wine out for the life of me.
>>30654377
Is mead a code word for semen?
>>30654383
If I ever tried it, I don't remember how good it is. So dunno.
>>30653884
I really like the caramel flavor, the more you drink the sweeter it gets until the bottles gone. I don't do that anymore though, it takes me like three days to fully recover from a hangover.
>>30654360
Dave go home your drunk
>>30654014
8 better get some mount gay then, I like strong dark alchahols.
>>30654014
The less spicy flavor is the exact reason I choose sailor or kraken over captain morgan. I'll have to get some mount gay.
>>30652292
Alcoholism is actually a bad thing op.
A "real man" holds his liquor, actually enjoys a good whiskey or whisky for the subtle flavors and stops drinking or at least slows way downas if they feel that warm mellow. You frankly come across as a binge drinking and clueless college kid well on his way to having a problem.
>>30654416
>I cannot figure wine out for the life of me.
I know this feel. Every time I buy a bottle to cook with I end up drinking maybe a glass of it and wondering why the fuck anyone would drink it when beer and whisky exist.
I drink 1800mg of caffeine a day I drink an xl coffee from 7/11 and add in 20-25 Stok caffeine bosters which contain 40mg each
Coke should not be anywhere near alcohol. Saying you like rum & cokes or whiskey & cokes is a sure sign you're 21 or under.
>>30653861
are you serious? story?
>>30652292
Tequila!
>>30654764
try an aged Cabernet or a good Pinot Noir. Those are plebs entry into good wine.
>>30652292
Maker's Mark and a couple of cubes of ice
I drink cider exclusively. Angry Orchard, Strongbow, maybe some woodchuck.
>>30652544
Prune Juice + Vodka = Pile Driver
>>30654814
South Americans and Caribbeans drink down Rum and Cokes like you wouldn't believe.
>>30654879
lol nigga you gay but i like you
>>30654841
This with fifty fifty lemon juice on rocks.
>>30654854
>a good Pinot Noir
Thanks. I was considering a bad pinot noir. Good thing I read your post.
>>30654900
Is that what they call a bathroom break these days?
>>30652292
sangria. IDGAF it's like fruit punch.
In the morning: Black coffee and water.
During the day: water.
In the evening: Red wine (Cab Sav) or Scotch.
>>30654822
Someone might have screen caps but tl;dr someone posted all proud of cooking with CLP but said their bacon tasted a bit funny, then they ended up shitting through the eye of a needle for a few days and going to hospital for a drip from dehydration if I recall.
>>30654925
Ain't nothing gay about cider.
>>30654924
South Americans are also a bunch of dumb uneducated spics
>>30654764
Go to the French section of the wine store and buy something from the Loire region, preferably a Vouvray. The flavor is more fruity than oaky, and there's enough sweetness to offset the acidity. Goes with literally anything.
>>30654981
Except cider being enormously gay.
>>30654944
Pinot noir, like scotch, is not something you can cheap out on. There is a minimum buy in to get a decent one, more so than with other wines or blends.
An half literate monkey should have been able to infer that from his post you absolute desert dwelling moron.
Titos vodka and club soda
>>30655000
Use your index finger and your thumb in a pinching motion to remove the G-string from your ass.
>>30654999
It isn't though. Unless cider somehow magically turned into 2 dudes fucking recently and nobody told me.
>>30655016
It's gay so long as you have to try and defend it... "that's nice sunny" is the only answer.
I threw up later this night.
>>30655041
Why is a middle schooler posting in an alcohol thread?
>>30654014
This may be blasphemy, but I LIKED getting white getting white girl wasted on special occasions, and Malibu is the only thing in the world for that. Plus, walking into a party with a bottle of Malibu causes every girl in the room to become your new best friend. Now, for myself, I actually prefer Appleton personally, but there's a time and a place for everything.
>>30655052
Because this is 4chan.
Willing to bet more than half of the posters on this board are underage.
>>30654879
With you mostly. If is a cold bottle I prefer Johnny Appleseed, but Angry Orchard or even Redds in a pinch.
Otherwise it's whisky. Irish or Scotch.
>>30655052
Listen here sunny, you shut the fuck up.
My go-to is usually tequila or bourbon, which is Eposolon Anejo or Bulleit rye respectively.
Just took a tour of the Yellow Rose distillery out in Houston and fell in love. Their blended whiskey was great so I picked up a bottle of it. I originally wanted their bourbon but it was $60 for a bottle of a batch I didn't like that much.
>>30655089
You're a middle schooler as long as you feel the need to deny it.
>>30655105
I didn't deny it. I just told you to shut the fuck up. Now I have to go suck my class mates dick because I lost cowboys and Indians.
Tito's Vodka
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Water
>>30655103
>rye = bourbon
>bourbon coming from Texas
u wot m8?
>>30655141
>>30655006
I like Tito's, it's probably the only vodka I've had that I actually didn't hate straight. Though I don't often have vodka in general, but still
>>30655292
American made!!! Good stuff too.
>>30652292
>ctrl+f
>no Vita-Cola
I am disappoint, /k/.
>>30652583
This.
>>30655331
Literally what? Is that a regional beverage like Cheerwine?
>>30655292
Rye just refers to the mash used.
Bourbon means the mash is at least 51% corn.
All bourbon is a rye. Not all ryes are bourbon. Sort of like how all schotches are whiskey but not all whiskeys are scotch.
>all scotches are rye as well
>Ctrl+f
>no Kvass
Bunch of fags in here
>>30655359
It's more like Faygo or RC. Semi regional ghetto soda with a shitty cult following
>>30655387
No Faygo here unless ICP is in town. >RC Cola is best cola.
>>30655366
If you'd be calling it a rye though, doesn't that imply that more than 50% of the mash should be rye and as such not a bourbon? Just because a mash may contain rye doesn't mean that any drink is a rye, that's like saying some vodkas can be rye because they use it in the distilling process.
>>30654211
>Stolichnaya
My man. I take it with Sprite as a chaser.
>>30652292
>Rye and coke
>Diluting rye
pussy
I've got a real sugartooth and I have a deep love of sweet liqueurs.
Pic related with coke is what I like to sip at home in front of the computer.
Shotgunning 4Lokos and Summer Brew made with Everclear.
>>30652292
>>30653866
>>30654416
These guys know what's up. Woodford Reserve for bourbon. I'm also a sucker for Olmeca Altos for Tequila, with the occasional chilled shot of Romana Black.
Beer wise, Weihenstephaner Korbinian is my preference, with a healthy amount of Yeungling thrown in because you can't always drink $4 beers.
>>30655447
If I run into someone drinking Stolichnaya, I automatically have respect for them.
>>30655446
Some vodkas can be rye. Rye is a style of mash, doesn't specify percentage of ingredients, just that it contains *some* rye and is pre fermented.
Calling rye whiskey just rye is a lazy shortcut thats been commonly accepted since it's the only drink with rye in the name even if it's only one of dozens with it in the ingredient list.
Whiskey naming conventions are convoluted and a lot aren't logical progressions.
Thank you Poland, you are greatest ally
>>30652292
bourbon + bitters, or single malt Scotch
Bloody Marie's
On the rocks while enjoying some operator kino
Personally I like a cold glass of milk. Milk strengthens your bones and makes you stronger.
>>30654059
ran to liquor store to take anons advice. thanks for making me a better man
Greek liquor is best liquor
