What the fuck is going on again?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36809083

>>30633987
shut up and die like a man

HAPPENING

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/turkey-military-coup-what-know-8431313

>>30633987
Stay in your house. Wait for your country to change hands.

If you are a military aged male, stay in your home and eat what you have. Do not go out unless you want to be engaged.

Coups happen all the time.

>>30633987
>No internet
Then who was post?

>>30634156
no a thing when

YOU DON'T HAVE INTERNET

Thank God. Hopefully they smoke check that radical islamist that runs things. Thought he fired all of the secular general though?

>>30634242
He did. This is the Islamist takeover.

IT'S HAPPENING!

You might wanna hop the border to Greece.

At least when they have crises it's an economic one rather than a military coup.

>>30634278
Oh dear god now.

>>30633987
Tell army to give you a gun

Time to join the army, turkbro.

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>>30633987
Go to...Syria?

>>30633987
When things settle down buy a girsan beretta 92 clone or a canik cz75

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>>30633987

>>30634242
"Smoke check".

Do we know each other?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMwzat1wZk8

http://live.reuters.com/Event/Reuters_Live_Video

live feed from a street in istanbul. gunfire, screams, cheers, crowds

>>30634457
>>30634278

No, the Armed Forces of Turkey have put out a statement:

>The military said it seized control "to reinstall the constitutional order, democracy, human rights and freedoms, to ensure that the rule of law once again reigns in the country, for the law and order to be reinstated."

The military statement went on to say that "all international agreements and commitments will remain. We pledge that good relations with all world countries will continue."

The good guys are winning! Hang on team, we're almost there!