>You're a lonely /k/ommando walking down the street
>Suddenly a gang of white male SJW attack you because you printed for a split second at (insert location) and hope to incapacitate a "shooter" (you) , they are armed with batons and sticks
>You take them all down with your trusty CCW
>Suddenly you see a man wearing a /k/ patch shooting at you, thinking you gunned down a bunch of white men
What do?
Use my pocket dragon dildo to signal friendly fire
>>30624331
I'm a gook and any /k/ommando worth his salt knows that Koreans are friends.
>>30624331
Get on my knee's and scream AVE NEX ALEA at the top of my lungs
Also that's a comfy looking sweater
>>30624331
Shoot him. If he wore a /k/ patch, he is a threat to everything he isn't trying to shoot.
Plus 1 less neckbeard and I guarantee my safety
>>30624331
Any /k/ommando can recognize SJWs from a mile away, if anything he would've joined me in shooting them.
Wouldn't he notice all the sticks and batons among the corpses?
>>30624343
/thread
>>30624331
>What do?
I casually walk away
I'm black so them being SJWs would make me instantly innocent to them preventing the attack before it happened.
He would see my work and join in
>>30624364
We need a shirt that says R O O F for the /k/oreans. I know it's a small niche, but it'd still be cool.
>>30624331
Just yell cheeki breeki whilst making mastubation gestures calling him a POG. He'll understand I'm a /k/omrade
>>30624331
Shoot him.
And then mock him as he bleeds out, because /k/ is full of man children who would be embarrassed that they got killed by .380.
>>30624343
>>30624331
I yell at him that 9mm wont do anything and he should have used 45acp.
>imblying there's more than one hasguns here
>>30624343
First post best post
>>30624343
Dammmmmmmmmmn
/thread
Put my dick in a barbie crib
>>30624331
AAAAANNNNNUUUUUU
>>30624331
seek cover and yell at him to hold his fire
>>30628820
RANGERS?!
>>30628655
Jfc
>>30628928
DUDE WE ALMOST FUCKING KILLED YOU. Come to me!
>>30624331
I stay inside.
>>30628967
FUCK YOU YOU ALMOST KILLED US
>>30628989
(or however that dialog went, i was just psyched someone got the reference)
>>30628989
Ok...
>run to you
>proceed to kill more sjws
/thread
>>30624331
CHeEkII BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI FRIENDLY KOMRADE!
>>30629003
(or, if twombly)
miss radio call, yell WHAT, thread devolves into hearing loss meme thread
i just watched a youtube leading up to that scene ...
>>30624331
The fallacy here is twofold.
>implying you would need to draw a CCW to take down a herd of piece of shit, no gym, no steak, no dick, no gunz, hipster skin waste SJWs.
>implying you are in any danger of actually being hit by a /k/ommando doing a magdump with his bubba'd ass nugget while blabbering about the "habbening finally haddening" to his mom on a cell phone.
Also....I though /k/units admit an aura of holy purity that's instantly recognizable between one another?
>>30629050
>Also....I though /k/units admit an aura of holy purity that's instantly recognizable between one another?
disagree. for /k/omrades, locally, ive met:
1) a borderline retarded guy open carrying
2) some weird thug wannabe non racist white motorcycle club member
3) a normie university student
and im a skinwalker autist, as in legitimate autism diagnosis but intense (and might i add righteous?) assbeatings routinely as a child gave me the skills i needed to only be a partial, not massive, faggot
>>30629016
YOU WANT ME TO BE MORE LIKE TROMBLY?!
>>30624364
Chinaman here. I don't think they could even attack me because hurting a minority would trip their race privilege checks. This contradicts their antigun feels so they might just bluescreen into a cascade of impotent numale tears.
Meanwhile I'm walking by as they start a group hug or some shit. The other kommando passing by might point out my printing and I'd apologize and adjust. Scenario over.
Kill that fucker too.
Also
>white male SJWs
>attacking a homosexual POC
>>30629658
I don't think Asians count as minorities in the clouded eyes of SJWs.
>>30626804
>This man is your friend
>>30628967
FUCK YOU COME TO ME!
>>30629739
Maybe. But calling an SJW "racist" might make them pause, giving me time to flee or draw. When it's life or death, dirty tricks might save the day.
![Auh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/otTs74K.png "Auh[1].png")
>>30626804
>>30624343
>>30624331
Speak to him in /k/ talk so he knows in a friend
" A nuuuu cheeki breeki innawoods unnaground"
>>30624859
Hey but the /pol/fag camouflaged as a /k/ommando will now be gunning for you
>>30624331
> Wispy bearded 20-year-olds would have anything remotely resembling situational awareness when smart phones and self absorption are so common in that group.
The only way that group is spotting a concealed pistol is if Pokemon Go drew a fucking creature directly over it.
>>30631833
/pol/ fag would be too busy taking out the real culprits behind multiculturalism, communism, marxism, and degeneracy
>>30632003
I'm so fucking sick of /k/ thinking that the entire reserve of all things tactical is on The Right
(back to anon posting)
>>30624331
what kind of ak loudener is that?
>>30632003
>m-muhllenials
Go back to ruining SocSec and being an entitled old fuck because you grew up in the same era as men who actually got shit done, you derelict Boomer faggot.
>>30624343
My acquaintance of nubian ancestry
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