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Why are grenade launching shovels not standard issue?
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Why are grenade launching shovels not standard issue?
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Is it cheap and easy to use?
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that's fucking AWESOME! what's the name of this shovel?
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>>30616203
Because I can't attach a shovel to my rifle.

I could duck tape, but then I'd be Jamal.
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>>30616203
because that would be stupid and pointless when you can just attach a grenade launcher to your gun, or, just throw one like a regular person, or even fucking get a grenade launcher

you are an autist
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actually this is pretty clever reminds me of pick related
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>>30616225
it called grenade launcher shovel
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>>30616265
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>>30616203
>Slavs made this
Of course slavs made this, I swear those people are a living, breathing meme.
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>>30616203
it's neat how it uses a normal VOG grenade instead of some shitty proprietary one
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>>30616441
they always come up with coolest shit.
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>Warp shaft of shovel from heavy use doing what shovels do
>mortar now explodes in your face

gg no re
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>EEEEEEEEE while you EEEEEEEEEEE

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS
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>>30616441
Russian asses are small and underdeveloped from a lifetime of squatting. They need these to sit on the roof of their IFVs.
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>>30616441
man knows his priorities
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oh yay I always wanted more weight on the shovel that I have to lift over and over to dig a hole
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>>30616441
he might look stupid but his ass is dry.
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>>30616455
Truly the /k/ube chosen people
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>>30616466
If anything squatting would develop their asses. Do you even /fit/ brah?
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>>30616203
It's not a grenade launcher, it's an amputating tool.

>Pit shovel head on arm
>Fire
>Clean cut

Slavs are truly ahead in terms of military tech.
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>>30616441
thats not ballistically rated at all, theyre pads for when they need to sit on top of a BTR, as they do often. It also makes every place to sit comfy.
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>>30617400
>personal seat cushion standard issue
>part of combat uniform items to be worn in utility position
>always comfy AF wherever you go
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>>30616241
I wonder how many idiots broke their legs with that thing.
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>>30616710
no it does thighs first
>>30617435
enough that it got a nick name for such use
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>>30616441
>stuff that is ultracool according to russiaboos, but would be idiotic and retarded the second it wasnt from russians
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>>30617488
Fuck no nigga as someone who has 0 ass I could use a little cushion, I don't care who makes it so long as they're white
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>>30617505
Oh please, they would be all over that if the US had made it instead.
>ololo amercians wearing diapers
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>>30616441
Im Polish and I used this.
And its pretty cool.

Basement dwelling cunts may not know it, but if you're doing war, you do it outdoors, so you often sit on your ass, to save energy.
And when you do, you want to have your ass dry.
West have been doing war in africa for so long, it forgot there are other, more cold and more humid places.
Just fucking look at photos of Americans from Korean War.

And, no, its not made to "sit on BRT", its just for general sitting.
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>>30616203
Sadly the military complex itself isn't there to keep its employees amused and entertained during their service.
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>>30616226
/k/ is always downing taping shit to weapons but as late as 2006 I had a maglite duct taped to my M16A2 in an active duty unit, in iraq
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>>30616226
>duck tape
Ooga booga to you as well
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who the fuck uses a shovel anymore?
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>>30616460
>I don't know what arming distance is
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>>30617565
I wonder how far the rocket motor propels the charge into the ground. Would it have been as effective or simpler to give him just the explosive and have him dig a foot down with the entrenching tool? Maybe the explosive relies on most of the dirt being packed down so that couldn't work
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>>30617528

This. There are two mechanisms that will freeze your ass to hell, those being conduction (heat transfer from your warm tight butt cheeks into whatever frosty material you are sitting on) and perspiration (heat going through condensation of water into the air, basically your ass getting wet). As(s) for your butt, convection (heat loss through wind) is not that relevant.
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>>30616241
These things are interesting as fuck. The Forgotten Weapons episode on them was one of my favorites
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