http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-stag-arms-guilty-plea-federal-court-1223-20151222-story.html
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>>30587655
>/k/ buys stag arms
Make it happen
What happened?
>>30587683
They had unregistered fully automatic weapons with no serial numbers for one.
>The company pleaded guilty to possession of 62 machine guns and machine gun receivers that were registered to another entity or not registered at all. ATF agents found the automatic rifles and receivers at the New Britain factory during an inspection July 15, 2014.
whoops
>>30587683
They accidently had a shitload of unregistered machine guns laying around the shop during an ATf inspection.
Yeah they dun fucked up. But hey he only got a fine since he WAS an FFL07 and has to sell the company.
Kinda getting off light there.
>>30587709
>>30587697
So it's their entire fault then huh? Sucks to be stupid I guess
>>30587665
This oh my fucking god
Imagine a world where /k/ owned a firearm company
>December 23, 2015
OP, your homosexuality is always guaranteed.
>>30587683
>Own firearms company
>Don't take care of their records
>"It's fiiiiiiine it's not like the ATF will give a shit even though they've been here before in 2007 and already said our record keeping sucked lol"
>ATF comes around in 2014, found them to be in a state worse than in 2007
>Company had to pay half a mil, Owner had to pay 100k, can't operate any firearms-related business anymore
Bloomberg asked if they wanted lots of money to retire early so they sold out...yadda yadda undercover...yadda yadda money to lawyers .
Obama and Hillary 2017
I remember the CEO making a big deal out of the 2013 AWB tightening, since his entire product line was no longer legal to sell in his home state. He even started making .22 ar's to spite them, which ended up getting added to the ban list.
>>30587707
holy fuck if I had that many unregistered class 3s I'd be in jail for life, wtf.
>>30587655
F
>>30587665
>>30587730
It would be the most dysfunctional yet glorious company in existence.
Sucks for them.
I'll still buy their lowers tho.
>>30587655
There goes qc
>>30587665
someone make the call let's do this
>>30587887
>>30588363
For the love of the emporer, someone greentext /k/ommandos running a company. Realistically we'll be Kel-Tec at best tho.
>>30587665
If I win the lotto sure.
>>30587665
hahahaha, man, if the ATF thought they had problems with stag misplacing a few lowers just imagine what would haplen when every request, warrant, letter, and subpeona was et with a resounding "fuck you" until all our dogs were dead.
we could give em hell for at least a month
>>30587697
>>30587714
the guy that serializes their lowers went on vacation and left a bunch of lowers undone that the paperwork had been filed for...
this is the ATF being cunts about nothing
and ruining peoples shit over the equivalent of a jay walking offense
>>30588445
We would be lelkek with more meme guns
>>30588445
>Kel-Tec
>loved by idiots on the internet that know nothing about guns
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>30588445
we would run it down like Hitler and the economy, putting to much money into to many unsuccessful projects.
>>30588536
is this a problem?
Anyone wanna buy my Stag 2TL? Bids start at $1k
>>30588445
>>30587887
>>30587665
>Stag arms eats shit
>A large group of commandos bands together, and vows to collect enough money to purchase the company.
>ebay is suddenly swamped by users selling guns, anime, body pillows, fursuits and dragon dildos
>little by little the /k/ board begins to amass their funds. Eventually the bid is made and miraculously, they win
>the /k/ommandos have made great sacrifices for their victory; they vow to avenge their waifu's sacrifice
>their spirits exhausted, they quickly organize a group of cooks to prepare a feast.
>thanks to the work of the cooks, the /k/ommandos are reinvigorated by gorging on cum brownies, with cosmoline instead of chocolate
>they begin developing many revolutionary designs; a pistol brace that uses the shooter's rectum for stability. A dragon dildo adapter for the bayonet mount. vodka literally made from distilled liberal tears, a sleeping bag with a built in body pillow ready for a dakimakura cover, a fursuit with built in plate carrier, molle strips and night vision mount
>>30588495
Did they seriously not have more then 1 guy to do serializations?
>>30588445
>New gun company
>/k/ocksmokers Incorporated
>Proprietary innovations include the dragon dildo bayonet, because sometimes penetrating your enemies calls for a nonlethal and/or humiliating solution
>The board of /k/ocksmokers Inc. consists of trannies fighting each other over who is the most attractive, wannabe slavaboos in tracksuits finger fucking their Century AKs, mall ninjas rocking AR's that weight 15 pounds because of all of the unnecessary bullshit they added to the rail, and a few /pol/smokers who managed to sneak in before anyone realized what they were, and some wannabe Rhodies in short shorts lubricating their FALs with their own tears whenever they talk about Rhodesia
>No one agrees on anything, nothing ever gets fucking done
>Contradictory orders, one minute we're manufacturing tacticool nuggets, next we're trying to mill our own fully automatic "ghost guns"
>Tell the ATF to eat a dick when they announce an inspection, mail them a complimentary sample dragon dildo bayonet
>Eventually goes out of business before the ATF can even come to shoot everyone's dogs because of how badly managed the business is
>>30588571
well yeah, if i owned even small part of a company i would want it to be successful.
maybe i didnt make myself clear? Hitler and the German economy.
>>30588634
>a pistol brace that uses the shooter's rectum for stability
mspaint, etc. fucking fund it
How did the ATF even find out about this? The guy that does the serials takes a vacation and the ATF just happens to roll up to the shop while he's out and discovers this? Sounds a little fishy to me.
>>30590004
>well Phil, what is this doo-hickey?
>This here device ya see, Bob, is the newest innovation in self defence
>simply stick the support device in your poop shoot, aim the gun between your legs
>and clench your way through the sjw hordes
>as an added bonus, after you literally squeeze off your final round, you eject your natural weapon
>the time has come, and so have I
>>30590004
>>30590177
But the rounded end goes in a vagoo and the the dick goes in your butt.
t.someonewhoownsone.
>>30590252
Aint no law prohibiting you to stick the feeldoe in your own butt.
> Gee, Billy, _two_ wieners?
>>30587665
what would we rename it?
>>30590318
Fag Arms
>>30590042
you mom is a little fishy.
>>30590318
...what?
>Leave name as-is
>Change company motto to "Tactical Precision For He Who Wears the Horns"
>Find a way to incorporate "cuck" into every SKU and serial number
>>30590363
>stag arms name changed to fag arms
this can only end well
>>30587655
>the peoples democratic republic of connecticut.
As soon i saw that nothing that followed was a surprise. This is the place happiness and individuality go to die.
>>30588655
>large t rex
>slightly less than lethal
![t3_4kbah5[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MmRJEUu.jpg "t3_4kbah5[2].jpg")
>>30588634
>A dragon dildo adapter for the bayonet mount.
I want to believe.
>>30588495
That means they were probably spying on them anyways to conveniently show up at that time.
>>30588634
I don't see anything I dislike within this post. Though I will be stealing that fursuit idea, I already make them so it should not be to difficult to add a plate carrier.
>>30591359
There's been a bunch of recent threads dedicated to the idea of armoured fursuits, it's hardly a unique idea.
>>30587655
Little late Lad, White Wolf bought them. Good news for my brother in law, he's the new president.
>>30587714
What an idiot. The irony of your stupidity is not lost on me.
>>30591257
>Connecticut: the only New England state H.P. Lovecraft refused to write about.
>You know the weird middle part of the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds? Connecticut.
>Connecticut: the birthplace of Benedict Arnold, Ralph Nader and Michael Bolton.
>>30588495
>jay walking offense
i still can't believe you americans can't even cross the road without paying a fine.
>>30591347
>That means they were probably spying on them anyways to conveniently show up at that time.
I smell angry employee revenge.
>>30594266
>cutting across traffic like an asshole is perfectly legal
>>30588634
>a fursuit with built in plate carrier, molle strips and night vision mount
[spoiler]Fumoffu[/spoiler]
>Buy stag arm lower parts kit
>Didn't come with a trigger seer spring
>Shot it
>Ran away
>Thought this article was going to be about it
>Still upset about it since
>>30594580
Fuck.
>>30587730
So less functional keltec cranking out slavshit knockoffs, a keymod AR180B and a punch of bullshit chambered in 7.62Tok and 9x18mak.
Something good is bound to fallout out of the company sooner or later I suppose
>>30594266
When your country is developed enough to actually have rule of law and "roads" wider than 3ft of dirt, then we can talk.
Besides, traffic laws make it legal to run over protesters for blocking the street and keeps grandpa out of the fast lane
>>30590401
fuggen genius
we need to get a kike to claim shoah reparations and then buy the firm with it
>>30594585
>Ran away
Tell me more.
>>30590318
/k/ under Dat stag
>>30595506
just admit you live in the least free western nation american. I'm gonna go enjoy some legal prostitution, drugs and post racist comments about black people without someone getting up in my shit.
>>30596251
Pretty sure having a malfunction like that isn't dog shooter bait. If it was, all Taurus owners would have dead doggos.
> weapons ship with cosplays
> for a little extra they are pre-worn
>>30594427
>>30595506
>there's actually assholes who will defend jay walking fines
>>30596283
What paradise do you hail from? Glass houses and all that, considering we're in a weapons forum.
>>30596305
>lemme just cross this freeway here
>oops
My Stag Arms lower just became very expensive. Heheh.
>>30596305
Fuck off, Jamal.
How much will it probably sell for? I have a few spare coins under the couch and some favors from my relative in Italy.
>>30596368
>have 2 Stag lowers
So how much do you think they are now?
>>30587730
Dragon dildos, dillo dust, cum flavored brownies, splashes of /pol/ racism and a company newsletter with skin walker short stories and how glorious the moist nugget is.
>>30596459
Sounds about right.
>Work for stag
>make MGs in spare time because lol not for sale I do not own
>Surprise inspection
>get caught
>owner takes the fall for you
>>30594266
Fuck off hippie, the west has rules for a reason.
>>30587655
Proud to support a true american hero
