What weapon can I use to protect myself from these assholes?
Easy, don't be black.
>>30581076
I wouldn't worry about it.
>rape
One of these.
>>30581096
I dunno, I've been hearing what sounds like crowds whispering and crazy sounding inhuman groans behind my back every couple of nights for awhile recently.
I don't think I'm crazy, at least not in that way.
>>30581076
Just burn your house down. No house, no haunted house. Problem solved.
>>30581076
There's some later models of this, but this one should do the job
>>30581076
These fuckers were a pain in my ass. Found out about this, worked like a charm. Be sure to bring it back in good condition.
>>30581130
What guns is this for?
>>30581156
It is gun
>>30581156
You load them into a harpoon gun.
>>30581076
You have two options anon. Either stop eating psychedelics or increase the amount of psychedelics you use by a factor of three.
>>30581156
It's an all purpose melee weapon.
>>30581115
>Lots of DANGER!! stickers
Ok, what is it?
Rocksalt shells. Ghosts hate salt
don't listen to:
>>30581096
>>30581125
>>30581256
they're ghosts
>>30581808
Bro, do you even Ghostbusters?
Have you been losing sleep lately? Working late?
Sounds like auditory hallucination to me.
I'm a shift worker and that happens to me when I'm on nights.
>>30581816
Ha-ha! Good one fellow human! No ghosts here, just your normal regular everyday average cup of Joe friend.
>>30581076
If you don't want to borrow this >>30581152
You can always try this one. Works every time
>>30581096
>t.ghost
you wont trick me, mr. spookypants
Cz58.
Duh.
>>30581084
First post best post
>>30581823
Believe it or not, I've never seen it.
But by hell, did I get sick of the theme song when it was on high rotate and my boss insisted on having the radio on. Don't think I could listen to it to this day without wanting to throw the wireless out the window.
>>30581864
It's probably a generation thing. I'm 30 and those movies were big when I was a kid. You probably like Pokemon and shit.
>>30581870
Hey fuck you, I like Ghostbusters AND Pokemon. Don't do that "generational thing" dickweed, a good movie is a good movie, he just hasn't seen it.
>>30581115
That doesn't do much without a storage pack.
>>30581870
Don't make it a generation thing. I was born in '93 and I saw this before SyFy and Travel Channel's ghost shows
>>30581076
This is a common hallucination used by the CIA to scare people away from their black site entrances. Standard helmet will stop the directed radiation triggering the beta waves.
>>30581115
Cool vacuum cleaner broski.
All you need us daylight. Youll be fine
>>30581118
Your neighbors are having sex.
>>30581076
Idk talk to the California guy, he said something about a ghost gun.
>>30581864
Well, it's essentially a nuclear power plant that is small enough to be carried around, what it does is it accelerates protons and fires them at a ghost, acting as a sort of a high energy lasso.
Oh and crossing two or more beams would cause an nuclear explosion due to some sorta feedback loop in the weapons.
Also, like >>30581959
said, you wont do much with those without a storage unit where you can store a ghost into.
