sup /k/, I'm sick of having ayylmaos visiting me at night and sticking things in my butthole. I'm looking at getting a ayylmao defense rifle/carbine for the next time they try to pull this shit.
what is the best round to stop ayylmaos? This is a serious request.
>>30580108
Get a hipoint carbine. Space jamal will never penetrate your anus again if you stop him with your problem solver.
gb2 >>>/mars/
every fuckin' night these fuckers come into my bedroom and shove shit up my butthole. It's time for that to end. I bought a thotscreen helmet and all I need is a rifle and this shit will end
>>30580108
If you believe this is happening to you, it's a result of lucid dreaming, sleep paralysis, and quite possibly repressed memories of being molested as a child (which is where the anal probing comes in). I'm not kidding, it could be a strong sign that bad things happened to you at a young age and you've blocked the memories out.
>>30580146
which one will be the best at shooting these fuckers and sending them to ayylmao hell?
>>30580184
.40 S&W gives the highest magazine capacity for some strange-ass reason, so if you don't have any other pistols then go with that. 9mm a best if you intend to get a pistol in the future.
>>30580283
but which would be better for spooky encounters of the ayyylmao kind?
>>30580108
>>30580155
I don't think that's aliens shoving shit up your butthole I think that's your dad.
Ayylmaos are small and skinny. Anything 10mm, .357 Magnum, or up will core them like an apple.
>>30580108
OP, here's what you need to do-
Go see your local streetdoc, tell em you want a custom cyberimplant job.
Tell him you want the Cyber Genitalia "Ivan" package.
Maximum number of rounds you can store is 2 shots of 7.62 x 51, but it does 11 boxes of physical damage, enough to take down several ayys.
When the show up again, roll initiative, start raping the first one you see, and at climax, you'll do max damage.
Also, don't mind the Cosmoline, that comes with the package.
>>30580392
>Cosmoline precum
unless you want to stay awake forever waiting for them your best options is to set up a trap: turn your own bedroom in a battlefield that will impose the human race over the dirty xenos, here's an example:
>suorround your bed with claymores
>put a small remote detonator in your butt
>keep some viagra pills nearby
eventually the aliens will come back for your butt, but as soon as they will touch it the claymores will rip-off their legs and wake you up, now all you have to do is take the viagra and avenge the human race by raping the surviving xenos, after that DON'T kill them: try to cure their injuries and send them back to their home planet as a warning for the others
If you believe aliens are sticking things up your butt hole, I am not sure firearms are for you.
>>30580157
>>30580550
>Yes, puny earthling. Give up your armaments, we come in peace
>>30580550
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>30580332
Top fucking kek m8
>>30580743
the best members of your pathetic race have been defeafed by a single human women, what do you expect to do against all mankind?
So /k/, what would your ideal ali rifle be? Nothing is too ridiculous
>.50BMG with 20mm conversion kit
>full auto marksman rifle
>400 meter scope
>incindeary explosive ammo
>Called the deathkiller4billion
>has a deviant art watermark right on the barrel
>>30580348
They're skinny but pretty fast. Had to deal with one of these fuckers once. They'll dodge anything sub 1300 feets per second.
OP better start reloadin' some hot loads.
>>30583141
He did say a carbine. .357mag or .44mag out of a lever gun can get over 2000fps.
>>30580309
for aliums i'd go with .45
>>30580976
Incendiary explosive is a thing tho
50mm high explosive tinfoil boolit
>>30580443
I miss seeing the Weekly World News magazines in the grocery store.
It had the best stories in it.
