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Do my fellow /k/ommandos hate fattys?
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Do my fellow /k/ommandos hate fattys?
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>>30567269
Yes.

I used to be 287 pounds but fuck em
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Absolutely
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Not as much as i hate OP.
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Being fat is is a viable tactical choice
>2016
>not being your own bulletproof vest
It's like you wanna die to a puny 9mm round
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Had a fat guy ask to use my 92fs at a range
>"Hey bud thassa nice gun"
>picks up one of MY fully loaded magazines
>"Mind if i have a go???"
>I was firing my Mauser
>Rifle still shoulder down range
>Give em the ole MP 'Are you fucking serious' face

He did not take kindly to be told to "Get your little fudgey fudd fingers off my fucking ammo and get back to your own containment corner"
>Fatty Fud gets rustled
>DROPS MY FUCKING MAG ON THE GROUND
>reverse rifle and about to give him a stock hug with my prized Mauser out of incredulous rage
>Multiple people suddenly pop outta nowhere and block my view from Fatty Fudd who is quickly making an exit as fast as possible

Didnt even get in trouble for getting ready to crack him over the head with Frieda.
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does self loathing count?
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>>30567320
>implying fat will slow down those tiny metal daggers
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>>30567269
>tfw 230
Am I a fatty? I lifted weights for years and went fridgemode.
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>>30567504
Smallfat detected. You should cultivate more mass
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>>30567269
trying to lose weight, but currently am subhuman, yes, I hate fat people, and I hate my fat.
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I'm the 550lb fat fuck at the range sweating balls shooting my USP 45 and nugget

>deal with it
>fat lives matter
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>>30567648
Stop posting on here you cancerous fuck
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>>30567648
Cool blog fatass. Facebook filename is a nice detail.
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>5'11
>270
>30 yo

i want to get down to 190 or so
that way i can actually look good in gear
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>>30567686
just keep at it, really hammer excersice, eliminate soda, eliminate fatty foods, try mean paleo diets, they really do work wonders
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>>30567648
>>30567544
>>30567443
>>30567686


I was pretty damn fat too, but I've gone from ~200lbs down to 145lbs. It's all about conviction, really.

Took me 6 months, just stopped eating carbs and started doing push-ups, running, and cycling.

Now I shitpost with my shapely legs and nasty FAL with reckless abandon
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>>30567672
and why would I do that my butthurt friend?

>>30567703
nice!
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>all these plebs talking about their hard work to lose insignificant amounts of weight
lost 136 lb without going to the gym or forking over shekels to a gym
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>>30567744
That's what I'm sayin. Fuck gyms, if you have a bit of dedication you can do it all on your own.
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>>30567291
I was 287 back in April, I'm down to 255 now. Delaying the immediate gratification of tendies and pop for the satisfaction of not having diabetes and size 40 cargo shorts is tough but worth it.
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>>30567744
wow that's great! how long did that take you?
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>>30567791
about a year, give or take a couple months
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>>30567390
>This impotent rage and superiority complex
>MP

Haha figures.

>He did not take kindly to be told to "Get your little fudgey fudd fingers off my fucking ammo and get back to your own containment corner"
>Memeing in real life
>About to commit assault with a deadly weapon because a person violates your imaginary personal range rules and doesn't react your autistic screaming the way you like

You'll be one of the 22 a day kid.
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>>30567769
>"pop"
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>>30567794
good on you man!
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>>30567269
I'm a little overweight and working out at least thrice weekly, need to start tracking weight loss and get my diet in order.
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>>30567813
>implying tendies and mums special bitter pop isn't best for late nights when she's with her wrestling tutor Steve
>tfw Steve punches me in the face for running into the bedroom dojo and getting him in headlock while they're in the guard.
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>>30567269
Whatever you do don't reverse image search that with safe search off
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>>30567269
Yes. nothing irritates me more than seeing fat slobs tote around guns. As if the image of gun owners wasn't bad enough we have triple chinned cheeto man titted lard ass's crying about muh *burp* freedoms. Your fat ass's are not helping the cause!
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CHEW AND SPIT YOUR FOOD OUT YOU FAGGOTS

appetite is mental
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>>30567269
unfortunately I am a fatty, working on losing weight though been actually getting off my ass and drinking less soda hopefully off of it soon, fuck soda. It is going to be tough but worth it. Doesn't help I was hospitalized for 4 months (for reasons not related to being a fatass.) I want to be able to backpack again and hike more trails I want to, I also dont want to end up with the diabeetus especially with family history stacked against me.
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>>30567291
Same I'm 170lbs now.
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>>30567686
Go check your bodyfat percentage. Aim for 10-15% and build some muscle while you've got free gains from great bulk.
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>>30568047
i don't have any real weights
been spending my money on funs
hope situps and shit is good enough
kind of watching wheat i eat
starting to walk everyday; even on my work days
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>>30567269
>Do my fellow /k/ommandos hate fattys?
I dont hate them. Im a fatty myself with 110kg. But its unheathly and ive been working out from the beginning of 2016 and turning the fat slowly into muscles.
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>>30567269
Yes, fuck fat people. I'm 5ft 9in, used to be around 260 something lbs, currently 225. Tryin to drop to at least 180-190 so my plate carrier finally won't feel like a fabric vise anymore.
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>>30567269
Yeah, /k/ is full of self-hating people.
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I don't hate fatties unless they're shit people on top of it, though I do hate myself for being fat. Just getting out of a major depressive slump that lasted about 4 years and added about 200lbs. I'll lose the weight at some point, I just have to get into working out and such, thankfully I eat pretty ok and I'm not at risk for the beatus.
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>>30567269

I was a fat cunt. Did a year of strict keto diet. Weight fell off me. Started walking, then biking, then finally weight work. Now no longer a fat cunt.

Used old school bodybuilding books and methods (Vince Gironda) and have lost heaps and made muscular gainz.

If I can do it, anyone can.
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>>30567269
Yes, cant stand the lazy cunts who can't put down the spoon and go for a walk once in a while.
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>>30568715
if this were a jpg/png I'd say it was shopped....fucking hell m8 0_0
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>>30568720
haha... ah it gets worse
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Used to be 270 now down to 215, not ripped still a bit big, but I can bike a good 50 miles continuously in about 4hrs, and jog a decent amount before my left arch gives out.
Yeah in all honesty being fat is a choice and a easy and stubborn one at that.
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>>30568735
AND HE JUST WATCHES

HOW
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i went from 90 kg to 55 kg in a year (i'm 5'7) by just not fucking eating and going for jogs/being more active at work and my life is bloody amazing now

just exercise a bit of self control, and remember that your body sometimes confuses thirst for hunger. if you feel hungry drink a lot of water, and if you still feel hungry after (i'm not talking about the feeling that you want food i'm talking about the feeling that you're starting to become weak) eat something, and make sure to not eat junk food. also keep your portions to a minimum.

you'll drop weight very quickly
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The problem is fatties either dont care or they try to dump all the weight at once. Both of which make them worthless fagots. Just to mention, any fatties itt, lose the weight over a slow and controlled period of time. That biggest loser shit wont work.
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>>30568735
>existing like this

Someone just mercy kill it.
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>>30568715
It's like a lobster pot, she got in but now she can't get back out.
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>>30569070
Dude you need to gain at least 10 kgs. I'm 5'9" and 74kg. Are you a stick?
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>>30567269
Everyone hates fuckfucks except for fatfucks.

It's common sense.
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>>30569262
nah senpai i'm a chick this weight is an acceptable one
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>>30568735
>people like this are allowed to have kids
Remind me why child licenses are not a thing yet?
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>>30567648
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>>30569070
like 5 kg too much
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>>30569299
fuck you i don't want to float off in the breeze
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>>30567648
This is you and what should happen to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB76HdohGC8
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>>30569300
you won't
trust me
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>>30569262
I used to be a skeleton once. 5'11" and 63kg. I've put more weight on now. I think I'm around 75kg
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/fit/ here. There's an eternal fat hate thread up 24/7 if you want to come be disgusted with us (no homo).
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>>30569335
>(no homo)
Nice try.
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>>30569070
You are too low on the scale. 65 (68/9 max) kg would be good.

A few years ago i was 63kg, being 1,80m tall was too little.
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>>30567291
And now you're 385 lbs now. Well done.
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>>30567812

To be fair, fat people are subhuman and shouldn't speak to him unless spoken to.
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I am 390lbs 5'4.
I hate this life. I am addicted to food.
You wouldn't think it would have any impact on my firearms hobby but it does.

I got banned from my local range because I took a case of grill cheese sandwiches to snack on and dropped one without noticing, the owner of the range slipped on it. If he had a weapon in his hands he could have killed himself.

I can't get my guns clean because I always have grease on my hands

I was on my way to shoot in the wilderness with my buddies and got hungry after 1 hour of driving so I went through a McDonalds drive thru. I set my rifle on the passenger seat and without realising it slipped and landed on my thigh, so it was pointing directly out of the drivers seat window. When I pulled up to get my food the guy thought I was pointing the gun at him on purpose. Almost got arrested

Often have suicidal thoughts when pizza companies get my order wrong. Could easily rashly shoot myself so I have to hide my guns and sometimes I forget where they are.
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140#
> 5' 11"
Cannot gain weight and I get skinny shamed.... skinny lives matter, we're just smaller targets
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Yes of course because I have to pay their medical bills in this stupid socialist country.
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>>30569444
Spooky trips mr skele
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>>30569522
Spooky dubs mister smug
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>>30568850
because he has a hefty life insurance policy on her and its cheaper to let her flab around the house and go out and fuck hookers until she dies and he can collect and buy a harley
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>>30567703
>stopped eating carbs
Jesus fucking Christ, keto fags die now pls
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>>30567919
Could probably take it off tubby pretty damn easy
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>>30569443
Jesus fucking Christ
Set yourself straight, go see a fucking sports nutritionist
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>>30567926
I do this and I don't know why.
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>>30567744
Losing weight has almost nothing to do with working out. There's only slight gains because muscle burns more calories and working out can temporarily increase your metabolism.

The best way to build muscle is the gym.
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>>30569114
The real advice is stop eating. Losing weight is portion control. Good to get out and exercise and shit, but really there's no reason not to go on a lo cal diet and even fast a few days a week.
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>>30569443
I kek'd
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>>30567269
Yeah, but mainly when they're annoying, entitled or make excuses for being so fucking fst.

>tfw the cut is nearing its end
>down to 193 from 225

Only 8lbs left.

Then my fat coworkers bitch about being fat and complain that diets don't work, when you know these people eat absolute shit outside of the office.

>>30567769
Fucking nice. Keep it going man!

>>30568110
Even body weight exercises are better than nothing man. Keep it up though!
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>>30569645
>stop eating
No, stop eating -so- fucking much. Why do you fucking retards keep thinking that not eating will lose weight? That only eventually slows your metabolism. It's all about fucking portion control. Eat less overall, but throughout the day, more, but smaller meals. Train your body to constantly work off food instead of binge-eating twice a day.

Fuck.
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>>30567648
I've seen you post about a rifle before on /k/, my first thought was "cool rifle, but if you're that fat and nerdy what's the point of having a cool rifle?"
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>>30567269
They disgust me.
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>>30567269
I work at GM and about 70% of the people there are fat, lazy, and greasy 50-70 year old men. It's pig disgusting. I saw a guy walking around literally sweating and panting cause he walked from one end of the building to the other. His neck looked like he was wearing an old school neck brace. Fat fucks like that disgust me.
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>>30567544
How tall are you? That makes a difference.

6'3 sitting at 220 lbs.
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>6' and about 250

I know I need to lose some weight... just cant find the motivation to.
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>>30567269

How do you even get a gut this massive without also getting a fat ass or legs?
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>>30567554
let me empty my mag in ur face see how that goes bud
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wrong board lol
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>>30569857

diet is 90% of weight loss, you really don't have to exercise.
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>>30569908
I think I'd miss my penis before I ever got that fat.
Its not remarkable or anything, but I'd kind of like to see it and know its still there and stuff
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>>30567648
Shave your head and you look like Curly Howard from the 3 Stooges.
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>>30569914
>so much fucking balding and fat
i laff evrtim

but the nigga with the glowbelts and fucking utes lol
that's who you watch out for
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>>30569923
I keep reading that, and I've been trying to eat less and healthier. Just hard to do as a college student where you're stretching every dollar.
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>>30569443
There is nothing wrong with self-lubricating your own funs with your personal grease.
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>>30570019
it's actually pretty easy. bowl of oats + banana for breakfast will last for 8 hours or so, you can easily go with 2 meals a day that way. stop eating bread and pasta, replace with potatos and rice.
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>>30567269
I hate myself, so yes.
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5'11
180

Is this good?
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>>30567648
Are you masochistic? You keep posting your photo all the time. Fuck off!
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>>30567269
Yes, I have a very strong self-hate.
I contemple suicide 9-10AM every Monday and Friday.
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>>30567269
My guess would be no. I imagine most of /k/ having a gun-fixation because they're too fat to do anything in a fight so they cling to deadly weapons to be able to create a power fantasy for themselves.
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>>30567291

>I used to be 240
>Got down to 195
>Do JoJo poses in the mirror now
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>>30567269
Yes, I hate Americans.
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>>30567291
I remember when I was almost pushing 300, fuck that bullshit and fuck everyone that told me "be yourself".
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>>30569910
Are you legitimately retarded or simply pretending?
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I literally just quit drinking soda.

That along with my already sparse diet should work some wonders I think.

I'm really lucky i'm 6'4" and it never got /too/ bad in my horrible 16-23 haze of existance.
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>>30567269
A fat guy who uses his guns to Hunt target shoot or some self defense it's fine
But a fat guy who does tactical training or shtf preppers who are fat as shit are unacceptable because they are neglecting the most important machine their body if have 4k plus guns plate carrier and mags yet you can't walk up a flight of stairs might as well just not try
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>>30569587

Not him, but low carb is good.
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>>30570529
Here is a picture of me. I am wearing my grandpa's uniform. Do I look fat?
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>>30569444
5'11
180lbs
jelly as fuck, i want to be 150ish so need to lose 2stones. being 40 sucks, i was a ottermode til about 36.
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Am a fatty. Hate fatties.
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6' 1
149 pounds here
Was 216 6 months ago.
Diet and exercise
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>>30570633
>>ree.
that is all.
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>>30567269
How do you even become so fat?
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Weight loss is 90% is diet.
10% increase in physical activity

100% change of lifestyle and habbit.
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>tfw 127 pounds
>constantly asked how Auschwitz was
>can't put weight on
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>>30570676
t. hungry skeleton
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I just hate niggers
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>>30570687
Eat
And dont care.


I am fat. 6'8" 360lbs.


How i got this way? I was a lineman for a sec school. After i graduated. I continued to eat like a lineman but i wasnt working out or doing 2 a day practices like i was in school.


Before you know it booom. Fat ass.

Working on getting down to 250. Slow long road but progress is being made.
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>>30570712
Gomad.

gallon of milk a day. ( whole milk) plus your useual food intake.
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>>30570529
same i know those feels

>>30570712
it probably doesnt help you are a manlet too
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>>30569443
why the fuck was the gun in the passenger seat?
that's illegal where i live. Sounds like your problem is that you are fucking careless with weapons.
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>>30567544
Unless you're over 6'6" or built like a bidybuilder, yes
>tfw 5'10" and 185lbs
>tfw fat despite being decently muscled
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>>30569587
I don't really do keto, but I try really hard to avoid the useless carbs that you get from sugar, HFCS or processed white flour.

Pretty much whole grains and unsweet tea, not ketosis.
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>>30570742
Probably, 5'11"
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>>30570769
At least you have that going for you, being skinnyfat for so long with underdeveloped muscles and lots of body fat was living hell for me.
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>>30567291
Still a fatfuck (340lb) but finally bothered to try to cut weight and found something that is easy for me to do: Intermittent fasting 1:1. Losing 5 pounds each week and still get to eat and drink what i want once in a while is what will keep me doing this. Going to start indoor rowing again next week and once i go below 270-260 ill start jogging and SMIT again. This is just me realizing i don't want to die a slow, painful, humiliating death that is guaranteed if i stay obese.

Everyone not insane hates fatties...even fatties hate fatties.
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>>30568310
>unless they're shit people on top of it
By the sole fact they got fat they're automatically shit people though.

Apathy is one of the most disgusting and annoying traits a person can have, and it 100% requires apathy to be fat.
>but muh medical condition!
There are no medical conditions that make you fat. None. There are a few that make it hard to lose the weight you already have, and a fair number that make it easy to gain weight, but still the only things that actually make you fat are lifestyle choices (sedentary life, eating too much).
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fuck it's mini me goering.

Shoot it before his ego gets too big.
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>>30567390
Disgusting
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>>30570816
Yeah, saving grace of varsity sports in school, good genetics gor gaining/keeping muscle, and a physically demanding job.
>tfw my job consists of basically military pressing 42lb boxes 8 hours a day 5 days a week
I'm a walking set of shoulders.

I'm down from 245lbs in 2014 tho. Between getting a physically demanding job, stopping drinking completely, and going on a low carb diet (modified atkins) I'm on track to get to my target weight of 170 by Christmas.
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>>30570727
Keep it up. Was close to 300 myself, close to 220 now (144 and 110 in kilos). About 191cm
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>>30567544
>Am I a fatty?
you SHOULD be able to answer this much better than some random anon on /k/
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>>30568735

>TFW you don't look like this but sometimes you eat like this
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>>30568110
Join a gym, and stop half assing with your health. Even the YMCA will do. It will become a hobby and you'll love walking in there and doing more than you did last week.

It must be made very clear that you should go all in on your health. Being "sorta fit" sucks. Situps are not good enough for any serious exercise.
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>>30570727
>I am fat. 6'8" 360lbs.

I'm just like you. I weight more a year ago, but I got a different job.

Now instead of driving around for work, I fuck up my spine moving heavy shit all day.

>TFW lost four pants sizes after gaining for five years
Still tubby though. Need to work on that.
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>>30567648
You look absolutely pathetic. Why would you expose yourself like this, unless of course this is a picture of someone else?
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>>30570909
Solid, man! Low carb is great, just makes you feel better in general.

What fat is the most stubborn on you? Between running and cycling I've pretty much turned my legs into solid muscle, but I still have a little bit of moob action going on :/

>>30570955

Got that exact feel when I put on a pair of jeans from middle school and they were loose, lol.
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>>30567544
How strong are you?
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>>30567544
Use a mirror.
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>>30570955
Stay strong.
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>>30569443
If this isn't bait then you need to get your fucking shit together you fat fuck. You are going to get someone killed with your carelessness.
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>>30567669
Dear god. Someday you'll have a coronary doing that and then they'll have to call a cease fire while your greasy carcass is loaded onto a berry ferry via crane.
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>>30571027
>Stay strong.

My arms keep getting thicker, man. One day I caught myself picking up an average-sized car battery like a fucking paperweight.

Also now the only guy in our warehouse who can lift some of these things without help. I am becoming the strongfat and it's frightening.
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>>30567852
What the fuck.
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>>30570981
Belly fat for me. I had an emergency appendectomy when I was 19 so a ~3 inch strip of my stomach from my dick to my sternum is scar tissue, I've got a big glob of fat there that as far as I can tell isn't actually attached to either the skin or the scar tissue where the muscle had been. It may be in the body cavity actually.

I have no idea how to get rid of it. My legs are solid and well defined, my back and shoulders look like a professional linebackers, my arms are decent (no fat but definition is a bit light, and just a tiny bit of fat over my pecs.
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>>30569443
Just kill yourself. You'll never change. But not with a gun please.
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>>30571085
Maybe they just blow him up, like that whale carcass that one time
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>>30569443
>I took a case of grill cheese sandwiches to snack on

>a case

Where the fuck do you get a case of grilled cheese?
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>>30569282
Then you should be fine.
Oh and btw tits or gtfo.
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>>30571267
Nah. In all likelihood he'll be alive until after we drag his fat ass to the hospital. Then he dies of chf a year later after getting a quadruple bypass.
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>>30571272
Dairy Queen offered them for a while.
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>>30567919
that filename confuses me
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>>30567669
>fat lives matter

Briefly.
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>>30567648
>>30567702
>>30567718
take that fucking uniform off you fat hispanic tripcode
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>>30569443
>Often have suicidal thoughts when pizza companies get my order wrong.
I laffed m9
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>>30567269
Yes

r/fatpeoplehate fo' lyfe
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>>30568735
That man is contemplating suicide.
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the only thing i hate more than the obese is slightly chubby pot belly faggots who dont think they are fat and are content with being a useless lard sack.
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>>30571547
Fuck off faggot.
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>>30569444
>115lbs
>6'
You have no idea
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I am one. 315 trying to lose it everyday.

Working out where I can, eating better, not drinking soda anymore.

I want to lose it so I can live longer and have a better opinion of myself.
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>>30567269
fat people make me feel physically ill

I'm currently at 200 lbs at 5'11" and I hate myself so
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>>30570825

Stick with it bro. No cheat days.
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6'5"
Scared the shit out of myself when I got on the scale and saw 285 at the beginning of the year, I pushed to be a bit more active and started lifting Olympic weights which got me down to 260.
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>>30567648

You look like Patton Oswalt
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>>30570712
>Tfw 110lb

I don't hate fatties, just liberals and muslims
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>>30573259
fat people are disgusting dude

It shows one's weak will and lack of self control to the entire world
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>>30570957
idk, i just don't really care, it is me though, I could timestamp if you'd like

>>30570227
nah not gonna fuck off. not really masochistic, not proud either

>>30571467
hispanic? interestingly that's not the first time someone has said that, it's always a little weird as I'm not hispanic, but whatever,


>>30572891
flattery will get you everywhere darling
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>>30568110
buy some $50 adjustable dumbbells and sort out a commit yourself to a full body fitness regime. do cardio. buy an exercise bike at a garage sale.
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>>30567648
same
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>>30570529
Great work man
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>>30573402
Please kill yourself, this isn't facebook or reddit, nobody wants your fucking blog posts, and nobody thinks you're funny
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>>30567269
Of course I do, I am one. Shit sucks yo.
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>>30573782
ooh heated, someone is just the slightest bit angry
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>>30573291
well, tattoos and smokers are disgusting too
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>>30569914
>all those people close together around affixed bayonets
jesus christ that is unsafe as fuck
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Literally cut all grains and sugars, including fruit juice.
>no bread
>no pasta
>no rice
>no high fructose
>no corn syrup
>no aspartame

If you must, eat fruit with fiber or see if stevia or honey might work for you. Eat your plant fats and animal meats. Get grass-fed butter and fish oil. Get your fats and proteins in as much as you can to fill your hunger.

THEN maybe consider moving your body around.
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200lb isn't a bad weight for somebody 6'1", but I have an out of shape, disgusting, skinny-fat, soft body. I've started doing jumping jacks and burpees. See where that gets me.
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>>30567390
>someone asks to try out my gun
>for some strange reason, he doesn't carry loaded baretta mags in his pocket, so he wants to use mine

I know this never really happened, but did you honestly think this was a cool story when you wrote it? You make yourself sound like an asshat memer

>Some guy politely asks to try out gun
>Gets so mad he has to restrain himself from committing assault with a deadly weapon

How the fuck does an MP pog get PTSD so bad? lmao
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>>30567852
>>30567852
Fucking kek
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>>30569443
Sometimes I forgot how to laugh at things in this postpostmodern world. Thank you for reminding me how.

10/10
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>>30574465
by telling everyone back home that he saw some shit so much he started to believe it but he never had the chance to shoulder his rifle.

I actually knew a guy who did this, he went around telling people who he saw some shit and it gave him issues so he got drunk on base and ended up dishonorably discharged. But in reality he never left fort jackson and was dishonorably discharge for just being drunk on base because he was a fuck up. Guy believed that he went through some real shit to the point where he was out on the lawn with a gun in his mouth threatening to kill himself while his girlfriend and her daughter watching, not to mention the whole neighborhood full of lookie loos.
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>>30571190
r u memeing me, lad?
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>>30569623
You have an eating disorder.
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>>30567291
I'm 245 right now but I seem to be dropping a pound a day. Largely cause I'm actually going to the gym now and reduced my consumption rate by a third.
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>go to gym in attempt to stop being fat, alternate between cardio and lifting
>tend to favor lifting
>check weight on scale after a few months
>gained ~20 pounds
>clothes aren't tighter, pants fit the same, friends are surprised when I tell them because "you don't look like you gained weight"
>mfw I accidentally started inching my way towards bearmode instead of losing weight
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>>30569443

10/10 pasta. kek
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>>30570019
>eating less is hard when you are poor
What?
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Being from Switzerland where fat fucks are rare, I get absolutely disgusted when I see such an abominable mass of flab.
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>>30574895
Same here.
I have maintained my weight for the past 3 months but im way stronger than i was when i started.
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>>30570019
Here's the thing about it. To lose one pound, you gotta cut 3500 calories. You can maybe burn this much in a week from an intense hour of exercise every day (500 calories) or you could just eat 500 calories less everyday.
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>>30569914

i hate this board.
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>>30567291
>301 when starting the gym
>302 now but closer to celt badass body type than ever before
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>>30569443
you are a disgusting human being.
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>>30569948
Person with the glowbelts is a qt3.14 trap, desu.
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>>30568735
Just stop feeding her. Dont keep any food in the house and takd her cards away, so she cant buy groceries online.

She clearly cannot fend for herself, so she will drop lbs rather quick. If he cared about her, she wouldnt be that fat.
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>>30569443
So, whats it like to be fat, stupid and clumsy? You hit the golden triangle of worthlessness, buddy.
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>>30567919
good luck trying to disarm him though

stay commie
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>>30567813
go away southerner
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i'm fat
and i hate fat people
trying to lose weight though. working my way down from close to 300
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>>30567269

> be me...

> surfing 4chan and swilling back rye like a... fuckin... guy who... likes rye...

> . o O { I wonder wats happening in THIS thread}

> . o O { A guy with a gun and some naked guy is hanging onto his front? }

> HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, MY EYES!

> too-close-for-rye-switching-to-vodak.maverick

... two weeks hence ...

> Me: "So I saw this guy whose gut was so fuckhuge that his navel looked like the ass crack of a person bending over in front of him."

>Therapist: "I'm doubling your meds until further notice. And stay on vodak until the nausea abates."
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>>30569444
Same height and 20 lbs less. #skinnylivesmatter
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>>30577440
>Get medically discharged after fucking up my back and having two discs fused together
>Can't lift, can barely run, no situps or pushups
Fucking kill me. I was in a bad place after I got discharged and stop giving a shit about my body and gained thirty pounds.Now I'm motivated but I can't do shit besides walk and diet. I've lost ten pounds and plateaued because I can't walk all day every day because of work. I really miss running more than anything. My back is slowly getting better and I'm pushing myself more and more but it feels like I'm just spinning my tires
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>>30577552
Don't know why I replied to that anon>>30577440
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>>30574226
I was interested until you said grass fed butter
>grass fed butter
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>>30567769
>size 40
>Tfw size 44
>was down to size 36 this time last year
Just kill me
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>>30577438
Fucking kill yourself, reddit
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>>30574465
You'd be okay with some dude walking up to you while you are firing and grabbing one of your magazines?
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>>30570712
You just don't eat enough

Find yourself some tasty snacks you enjoy and put them in arms reach of your desk. You'll put on weight quick.
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>>30577570
kek
its just milk from grass fed cows
sounds stupid as shit though.

>>30574226
gettin down on that keto
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>>30570712
i'll gladly trade you said problem
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>>30577581
Identify what is causing your dietary issues and eliminate it man. A lot of times it can be an emotional or mental problem it your life or from your past.

Was there any negative shit going on when you started gaining the weight back?
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>>30567269

I don't hate fat people, but I'm not one of those people who tells someone it's allright to be morbidly obese.

I'm 5' 11", used to weigh 230, now I weigh 180. I still want to get thinner, but it's hard to stop drinking and/or eating junk food, especially when I'm spending a lot of time with my pals. What really sucks is my chest is full of stretch marks and even though I weigh a lot less I don't know how to make my skin look normal again.
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>>30577670
>Identify what is causing your dietary issues and eliminate it man. A lot of times it can be an emotional or mental problem it your life or from your past.
>Was there any negative shit going on when you started gaining the weight back?
Well, I went from 200 to 235 over last summer while I was working nights/ 3rd shift, then I kept gaining once I went back to uni. Then since my mom died back late last October I've dropped out of school and not worked and went from 240 to about 310. Feels bad man
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>>30577688
I feel you on the stretch mark thing. I didn't even gain that much weight compared to most of the people here, I just gained it too quick and now I look like I used to weigh 300 lbs
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>>30577716
correction, I'm 302 as of right now but I haven't pooped today so I may be a bit lighter. Still fat as fuck though
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>>30577716
Get fit for mom, dude. She'd want you to be the best you can be
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>>30569914
urgh.
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>>30575239
that's domestic abuse and completely misogynist, just because you're married to her doesn't mean you know whats good for her and can tell her how to eat shitlord. If she wanted your "help" and mansplaining she'd ask.

BTW she just filed divorce papers so she's entitled to 50% of your income for the rest of your life, your home, and child support with added support to cover the expenses caused by caring for the child with her disability.
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>>30569914
>the smells
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>>30577775
thank satan you didn't hit that last 7
wasting such glorious get on such a shitpost would be a damn shame
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>>30577746
Kek, she died of a heart attack because she was fat as fuck and couldn't lose it. There's no point. Just when she was getting her life together, was getting tenureship with the university she was teaching at, and was about to start a business on the side which would have taken her from about 60k a year to 400k a year (the business was about 300k of that) she kicked the bucket. Really not seeing the point. I'm just hoping this whole ship (western civilization) collapses before I off myself so I can at least watch it all go down and shoot some darkies while I'm at it.
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>>30577716
>disrupted sleep which is known to cause abnormal metabolism
>mother dies

It must have been tough having your mother pass man, was it an illness or accident?

Regardless remember that you are not alone in your suffering, pretty much every man has or will have their mom die in their lifetimes.
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>>30577839
How are you going to take down darkies if you aren't fit, anon? You may get one or two from your window but you'll get more if you get fit and hunt them down
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>>30577856
>disrupted sleep which is known to cause abnormal metabolism
It wasn't a fucked metabolism that made me fat, it was the fact that what I ended up eating like four meals a day and getting inconsistent sleep.
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>>30577688
>that pic
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>>30569914
why is the east coast so full of fatties while the MN meetup had quite a few normal people
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>>30567269
As a /fit/izen /k/commando I loath fatties
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>>30577863
Shoot them from my porch. along with the rest of the neighborhood
>tfw living with my grandparents
>at first they were really worried that I'd fall into a bad mindset so they pushed and pushed for me to go back to school last semester
>eventually they gave up
>they don't even mention anything anymore
The worse part is that I'm stuck in this tiny ass town where everyone knows everyone so I don't go out to do anything because I don't want other people to see me like this (fat as fuck and NEET) nor do I want to explain the past nine months of my own personal hell that I've created for myself
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>>30569335
Homosexuality pls?
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>>30577917
Just kill yourself then. You aren't fit to bag darkies while the rest of us work towards it
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>>30577948
Okay.
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No as long they don't get in my way then its fine. Its like how when someone is old is trying to get on the subway or bus but is slower then you but still try to rush ahead of you when your just walking. Then it gets annoying
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>>30577839
>so I can at least watch it all go down and shoot some darkies while I'm at it.

Why not have sex with darkies instead?
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>>30577963
Because even as a suicidal fat fuck I don't want AIDs
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>>30567291
Same boat buddy, was 270 in January, 225 now and my goal is 180 or 160 depending on how I look and when I lose the tits

fatties are disgusting and I can't believe I let myself get that bad
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5'10
300 lb
26

Ive been training strongman for nearly 7 months now. Since I started lifting ive actually upped my calorie intake to typically over 4000 calories on gym days. Been losing between .5 to 2 lbs a week since ive started. Although I dont care about losing weight I just want to lift more
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>>30578033
you should lose weight dude there's no way that's all muscle
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>>30578041
this
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I was pushing 220 and now I'm at 190, still a bit to go.
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>>30578033
Lol, nigga you need to do a serious cut to about 200lb
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>>30578033
I'd have to see you to make a good guess at how much is muscle mass.
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>>30567269
yup
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>>30578041
No its not at all. And I am, im just not actively TRYING to lose it. Lost roughly 50ish lbs so far. And my plan is kind of trying to hit a natural peak before I start making cuts and even though muscle is lost while dieting no matter what you do really, I want to attempt to maintain ot as much as possible. Shooting for a 650 lb deadlift, 350 bench, and 500 squat by the end of the year
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>>30578168
I look like a tub of lard but from what ive read and heard, .5-2 lbs a week is considered a "healthy" amount to be losing
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don't even consider them people
I respect the trannies that get their dicks chopped more, because at least they have the will to put in the pain and work make themselves more like their ideal image. Fatties can't even be fucked to atop shoving food into their mouth.
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>>30578168
>>30578202
Yeah, but it really doesn't matter when you're 120 pounds overweight, that's a LOT more unhealthy than 3-6lbs a week which you could easily do by maintaining your exercise and cutting calories by half
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>>30578231
Lol id rather have a heart attack at 40 then be weak desu. I know its not logical but id rather be 300 lbs pulling 600 then 180lbs pulling 400. Not saying small people cant pull heavy, I have a friend thats like 5'6 170 lbs solid muscle that pulls over 600. Im just saying im not worrying about making cuts until I hit where I want to with my pulls. Once that happens ill start series of cuts to get to where I want to be.
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>>30578321
Have fun destroying your body faggot.
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>>30578321
But strength is actually pretty useless in today's society, girls don't care what you can bench they care what you look like without a shirt on and I guarantee you're not competing with 5%bf Chad Thundercock curling 15s in the middle of the room
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>>30578363
Ever thought that I dont do it for girls but for myself? Nothing is more satisfying to me then beating a pr when I go to the gym.
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>>30568715
>>30568735
Eugh.

I work at Kroger and I see these people all the time, always with the fucking mobility scooters, and they always fucking leave them out in the parking lot for us to deal with.

The elderly and disabled will usually make a token effort to bring them back inside, but the landwhales always make it someone else's problem.
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>>30578405
But if you really cared about yourself you wouldn't be ruining your health by being obese
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>>30578357
I dont understand why every one thinks an extra 6-12 months losing small ammounts of weight is the end of the world. If I said I was bulking and gaining weight id understand lol. But ive lost nearly 50 lbs so far this year
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>>30578436
I shop at walmart fairly often because shit's cheap but I always see overweight women in those scooters who I have ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT CAN WALK

It actually makes me pretty furious that they're too lazy to walk while they shop, and they have no problem taking scooters from people who actually need them. Hell, I've even seen teenage girls riding two to a scooter and I actually chewed them out and told them they should be ashamed of themselves.
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>>30578441
I started lifting to better myself. I just dont understand where "you lost 50 lbs in 7 months? Pshh wtf is that weak shit why do you hate yourself, you should be losing 150lbs in 7 months" makes sense
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