>Yo white boy, hand over your phone and your wallet and I'll let you go
What do?
>mfw
Well I'm in the UK, so probably hand over my wallet and phone.
>sure man let me get my phone
>act like I'm getting phone
>draw G19 from concealment
>mag dump
>>30564491
Die
>>30564533
>>30564582
You come at the king you best not miss
Jokes on him, I got my phone for 5 bucks at Kroger, and there's no cash in my wallet.
Also, I'm legally eligible to CC but way too lazy.
>>30564491
Nigger was dead before he started. Dumb blacks
I'm white. Check my privilege.
>>30564610
>jokes on him
Actually jokes on you. He's gonna just kill you for not giving him money now.
>>30564491
laugh, he doesnt know how to use a revolver.
>>30564610
>I'm legally eligible to CC but way too stupid.
FTFY
>>30564491
reach for Glock brand Glock 17 wallet and take my chances
>>30564637
other people dont walk around in lower class neighborhoods? Shocking. Maybe try not being poor and you wont need to cc. I dont remember the last time I spoke to a dindu that wasnt through a drive-thru window.
>>30564491
Hand him my phone and wallet because those are replaceable.
If the situation escalates any further than that, draw G19 and hope I live.
>>30564491
>Yo white boy
Dumb nigger can't even see that I'm Asian
>>30564719
At least he can see
>>30564629
That doesn't fit with what I know about Omar Little.
For that matter, what am I doing in Baltimore.
>>30564749
Holy fucking shit
>>30564491
t-t-the safety is on
>trying to outdraw and open fire on someone already aimed and pointed, safety off at you
You're gonna lose 100% of the time. Which will be only once.
>>30564491
How many people even carried cell phones back in 2001? I mean, the whole thing was about wiretapping that one payphone.
Also why would Omar try to rob from me?
>>30564659
Must be nice. Try having to do anything in Baltimore. You walk 10 minutes from the inner harbor or Hopkins and you are neck deep in dindu country. The only warning you get is the little police cameras on the corners. Not like it matters though since you can't cc in one of the worst cities in the country.
> "Oh...my phone and wallet you say? Heh...well..."
> I brush my concealed carried katana under my trenchcoat
> I lick my lips and smile viciously
> "Well...I'm feeling generous today, so if you turn around I might let you live"
> He fires 2 rounds at point blank range
> After the dust settles only the trenchcoat is flying in the air
> "Only pussies need guns...a real man chooses the blade."
> As he turns around I cleave him in two
> "Sigh...I should learn to control myself. If I go on like this, I might cause a riot"
> Slide away on a trail of blood
>>30564771
This would give all my money and phone then just shoot him in the back when he starts running away. Win every time +i get another gun
>>30564749
REKT
>>30564798
You could write for anime companies
>>30564771
This. All this "I'm gonna act like I grab my phone and then pull out my gun" will never work. He will be faster than you all day every day and the second you try to outpace him you're already dead.
>>30564491
Remain calm and in his natural way of speaking tell him
>"you don't want to make this no murder case now homie. I'm packing too. I'm going to reach for my wallet now, I'm going to give you 20 bucks. I walk away alive, you aren't running from the cops or dead and you made 20 bucks. Just remain calm and we both walk away like it never even happened"
I think I'm good enough at deescalating shit well enough that it should work. I talked down a guy that was inches from pulling out his glock 40 problem solver at this fish market once, I think I could do it agian.
>>30564875
>telling him you're carrying
Good way to get shot and get your gun stolen since now he knows you can retaliate
>>30564819
Why would he run away if he is in full control of the situation? If he has a functioning brain he will tell you to turn back the way you came from.
>>30564491
Hand him my decoy phone and wallet.
>>30564491
Ignore him and walk away. If he was gonna shoot me he would have already done it.
>>30564629
I'm gonna elaborate on that and add that the jokes on you because you're poor...
>>30564491
>not having two phones and two wallets to give the dud pair to niggers
>>30564907
No one wants to get 25 to live for a handful of bucks. If scare tactics won't work he'll just turn around the way he came from.
>>30564819
You toss your phone and wallet behind him, he's more interested in it than you
Usually you use this time to run, but you can just as easily magdump
>>30564491
>be me
>pokemon go 4 lyfe
>motherfucking charzard on the wrong side of the train tracks
>good thing I have a gun
>a yo hol up
>street ape rapidly approaching
>where da poke stop at
>>30564491
>sure
>put hand in jacket pocket
>light him up
>>30564918
> Going out of their way to have two phones and wallets with me at all time like an omega man
I'd literally rather die
suck his cock
i hand over my 30 dollar phone and my wallet with 3 bucks in it, go home and call my bank and let them know my card got stolen.
either that or i teleport behind the mugger and slice his head off with my ccw katana
>>30564894
Tell him or not. It is the chance that he won't panic and shoot my ass if I tell him compared to it being guaranteed if he sees it when I get my wallet.
>>30564491
>let's not turn this rape into a murder
>>30564491
>aiming over my shoulder
>clearly high as fuck
>the only thing in danger of dying in this very moment is my hearing
I grab his wrist, take his gun, and then give him a ridiculous anime uppercut and yell WHERE THE HOOD AT
>>30564773
Thank you
Anyone who has seen the wire, knows that Omar don' do dat shit
>>30564798
you forgot 'psssh, nothing personnel... kid...'
Tell him in Spanish "que?" Then ride away on my burrito and call the cops while cleaning my rifles.
>>30564491
>Yo white boy, hand over your phone and your wallet
White? Are you colorblind? Here you go.
>hand him the phone
>accidentally drop it
>pop, pop, pop, watchin' coons drop.
>>30565112
>Then ride away on my burrito
That's not even possible you stupid idiot
>strip completely naked
>robber checks around to make sure none of his homeboys see him apparently about to rape another man
>as he turns around, jump on him and smother him beneath 300lbs of cheeseburger freedom
>>30565164
>Omar caring about being perceived as gay
Why is this board full of turboplebs who've never seen the wire?
>>30564491
>killing someone over a replaceable wallet and phone
>>30565197
>permitting a career criminal to continue living.
Expel gas and release ink cloud to mask escape.
>>30565197
>go to the DMV
WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE MUGS A NUDIST?!
>>30565213
>>career criminal
odds are it was just some junkie trying to get his next fix. just cancel your credit card and file a police report
>>30564659
I can't wait until you get assaulted in your upper-middle class neighborhood.
Home invasions happen anywhere, dumbass. Dindus don't want to steal shit from other dindus because they know it's shit. They'd rather go after affluent white people who are too liberal to own guns to defend themselves.
>>30564491
>white
>boy
clearly not in danger cause dis nigga can't see shit.
>>30564491
Oh no, Now I'm out a few credit cards and an $8 tracphone.
My $60 leather wallet is worth more than what I carry in it.
>>30565256
Why don't smart rich people build hidden bunkers in the ghetto then? Last place criminals would look.
>>30564749
Jesus tittyfucking Christ
>>30564749
>>30565154
>he doesn't know that burrito literally means 'small donkey'
Don't make me slap you with my chimichanga
>>30564773
except for all the parts about the dealers using burner cell phones?
>>30564702
>tfw the only reasonable response in the thread
>>30564749
Whoa momma
>>30564491
Ha! Jokes on you! I'm Filipino!
*notice he's serious*
Alright.....phone *hands phone*....wallet...*hands wallet*.....GUN!
*Taurus G2*
KNEECAP *BLAM* RIGHT FOOT *BLAM* LEFT FOOT *BLAM*
Thank God for guns, eh /k/?
>>30564749
>phone takes pictures of anyone getting the wrong password and sends it to me
Here you go, buddy.
>>30564771
Action is faster than reaction
![13469709566s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/usdodqx.jpg "13469709566s[1].jpg")
>>30564749
>>30564749
Whoa you're a big guy!!
>>30565345
>chimichanga
Is that Mexican for penis?
>>30564491
Let's get messy
>>30564491
My pistol is over my appendix, and my cash is in the front pocket on that side. Odds are i'm going to get shot if I try to hand over cash.
Left arm up to knock him off line, bend hard at the knees, draw, shoot.
I
>>30565381
>>30565422
Actually some Arizona european/native American who owned a Mexican restaurant invented the chimichanga.
![mary-and-joseph[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fta9Nja.jpg "mary-and-joseph[1].jpg")
>>30565345
>tuquituquituqui, tuquituquita
>apurate mi burrito que ya vamos a llegar
>tuquituquituqui, tuquituquitu
>apurate mi burrito que vamos a ver a Jesús
>>30564491
I'm not a drug dealer or "in the game", so Omar Little wouldn't fuck with me. I'd give the man a twenty dollar bill and get on my way. Learn your shit, faggot.
>>30565469
Ab- Abuela?
>>30565468
I heard it was by accident in a Mexican restaurant in California where an old lady accidentally dropped a burrito into a deep fryer. She was around kids and she made the word up as a way to disguise her cursing.
But who cares, they're fucking delicious.
>>30565443
Thank you. I try (though I got that from Boston Legal but my CCW instructor said that's actually not a bad method if you can pull it off)
>>30565496
Gringo, actually. But step-family is all Mexican. I was always "Mijo" or "Güerito" to them. Could you count on a bowl of posole and a cup of champurrado at your abuelita's house too?
>>30564749
>>30565576
>>30565576
Kek, yeah. I wish she could have visited us and enjoyed real freedom funs in the form of firearms.
I am a sad spic.
>>30565256
Different anon.
> Home invasions happen anywhere
_Extremely_ rarely. And I have a pistol at home, which will likely be utterly useless since I'm most likely to get burgled when not home.
Carry all you want. Your environment isn't mine, and you have your reasons. I'm more worried about distracted drivers and cardiovascular health at this point.
Rape the gun, loot the nigga, moonwalk home.
>>30564491
Slap that oversized and probably unloaded hand cannon out of my face and proceed to beat him like he was my penis on a Friday night in high school. All the while screaming and yelling about how disappointed his mama would be and how she raised him better.
>>30564582
only right answer
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>>30565659
Take heart, my dear beaner. I pray that the almighty cube bestows many funs unto you. May you preserve the revolutionary spirit of your people.
Hand over wallet and phone, wait until his background is turned, draw carry weapon, acquire sight picture, shout HEY NIGGER, I DO NOT RESPECT YOU AT ALL!, the nigger criminal, who cannot stand not being respected, will turn around to insult and kill me, as soon as the majority of him is facing me, I magdump.
>>30565252
Im confused by your definition of career criminal...
hand him my phone and my wallet i guess
The responses in this thread are trash. It's like this board has been flooded with kids.
If you try to take your gun after or during someone aiming at you, odds are you're dead already. I almost died this year when i couldn't drill my CC before the guys who were assaulting me, during a mugging attempt.
>>30565897
>I almost died this year when i couldn't drill my CC before the guys who were assaulting me, during a mugging attempt.
Can you reword this please, or just tell details?
>>30564491
Wonder why the fuck I am in an area where this is an issue.
Safest town in my state, and the nearest shithole this is likely to happen is so far away they won't bother to migrate and I have no reason to visit.
>>30565276
>Why don't smart rich people build hidden bunkers in the ghetto then?
>implying they don't
an old boss's brother did just that. bought a house in the ghetto to do some slumlording with, then in a down housing market realized he could just live there instead of renting his apartment. Bought a real front door and deadbolt, barred the windows, went south africa with the auto garage door, and put hidden security cameras everywhere. caught a fucker on his CCTV standing in his front doors blind spot and came out his side door with a shotgun and held big nig at gunpoint until police arrived 30 minutes later. got the guy arrested with the security footage.
>>30564491
>What do?
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkVO-luw9u4
>>30564749
>>30564749
>>30564749
I'm Asian too and that's fucking funny. 10/10
>>30564749
>guy posts string of words with no meaning
>proceeds to samefag 30 times
This is why I no longer come here.
>>30564875
Aw shit man, i want your piece too, turn away from me and drop it on the ground all slow like so i don't fuck your shit up
>not shooting him after he turns around
You're small time.
>>30564918
Fuck off Maddox
>>30564491
Hand him my POCKET SAND SHA SHA!
>>30565197
>Trust me
>All I want is the phone and the money
>>30564533
Oprah's let herself go
>>30565333
rip ya old goon
>>30565401
Gtfo cop thinker
;)
>>30565468
>>30565516
>implying greasy beaners didn't start frying burritos on purpose from the start
>>30565666
Yeah I'm right there with you I don't ever see myself using my pistol in defense, but I carry it every chance I get just in case. So much shit can and does go wrong on a daily basis you might as well keep a weapon with you to have the option
>>30564491
> look at his revolver
> start laughing my ass off
he may get confused, so I answer
> yo wanna thread me with zis ma homeboi?
> whip out .44 snub
video related
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2c4TfE3zz4
right around 7:17
>>30564491
Put the muzzle to my forehead, smile, and say "I'm ready".
