>I heard you insult the Holy Prophet Muhammed, peace be upon him
>Put down the gun and fight me with honour, filthy Kafir
What do?
Same as Indy did
>>30564277
That's a sikh sword you've got there.
>>30564277
Ask him why a Sikh is saying this shit?
>>30564277
indian_jones.gif
>>30564277
Are you down with the Sikhness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs&feature=youtu.be&t=9s
>>30564299
that guys Sikhi so Id more than likely laugh with him about ignorant retards like you then go about my day
>>30564277
>Shoot him in the leg
>Shoot him in the hand
>Tie him up and put him in a basket
>Drag basket to what I assume is his house
>Make him watch as I fuck the women of the house
>>30564328
>Are you down with the Sikhness?
Sikh's literally have a holy duty to be armed at all times
>>30564277
>tfw Sikhism is basically "Fuck Islam: The Religion"
>tfw Sikhbros are going to fight with us side by side during the next crusade
>>30564277
Looks like a hindu.
>>30564338
t. Rajesh Singh
>>30564277
>clearly a Sikh
>"muh mudslimes"
cuck/10
>>30564277
>/pol/ in charge of knowing the difference between Muslims and Sikhs
>>30564277
Sikhi...so why would he care about me insulting islam? If anything, he'd join in.
>>30564329
>>30564321
>>30564299
HIVE MIND
Tell him I'm Sikh of his jokes and go eat some pork chops together
>I work for an elevator company
>most of our elevators are located in hotels
>almost all the hotels are run by Indians
>their last names are almost always 'Patel', but that's beside the point
>the point, I've developed quite the curry fetish
>even sometimes fantasize about wifing an Indian girl
>>30564277
ask sikh what the fuck is he doing
I had to re-read the OP several times to make sure I was understanding it right since he's clearly a fucking sikh
Never left your basement eh OP?
>>30564388
Sikhs are bros tho, very progun.
>>30564417
OH BABY A TRIPLE!
>>30565240
>tfw
You will never go range shooting with a sikh bro, because retards in your area easily confuse them for muslims.
ITT OP gets rekt
Sikhs are based OP their religion literally requires them to not be infringed
Assuming it was an actual Muslim and not a sikhbro, knife fight time.
>>30565089
Don't, they never manage the bush.
![tumblr_nmhpghhZQK1rg3vrmo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lKgaqYf.jpg "tumblr_nmhpghhZQK1rg3vrmo1_500[1].jpg")
*teleports behind him*
*unsheaths 50' katana while staring at the ground, free hand holding fedora in place*
"Heheheheh... Nothing personnel, kid."
*slices his throught*
*Jumps through the trees back to my village*
>>30564321
Came here to post this too.
Why are Sikh's so brotier?
>>30565089
Don't do it.
Curry cunt is a real thing.
A horrible, real, actual thing.
>>30565089
Right there with ya, man. Though I prefer NRI's and coconuts.
>>30565457
>Curry cunt
Do I even want to know?
>>30566028
Just infer from stereotypes and context.
>>30566051
Naw, naw.
Details. Specifics. We wants them.
>>30566074
Then we'll all have to wait for the other guy to elaborate.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=curry%20cunt
god damn guys, really? right click search google, ffs
>>30564277
Not sure if troll or if /k/ (and redneck conservatives by extension) are actually this stupid or not.
Know your enemies and your friends. You're fighting comic book villains and not actual people and cultures.
>>30565388
...is that a bad thing?
>>30566028
If you eat a lot of curry you're cunt produces an especially stinky curry smell
>>30565456
They're basically /k/: The Religion.
>>30564277
shoot him
>>30564277
>implying a modern muslim would ever say that
Maybe 300 years ago
>>30566162
Yes it is
Have you ever gotten tangled in cunt hair? I have
>>30564277
Neither sardar sikhs nor muslimeen deserve to be confused with either other.
Sikhs are certainly an interesting bunch. Definitely very, very /k/ group of people.
Protip: 9 times out of 11 in the West, a turban means Sikh. Religious sikhs don't cut their hair and store it up there. They also have to carry a knife ..
>>30564277
>>30566173
>you're
Fuck you're an amateur. see how thats used properly?
>inb4 muh shitposting from my phone
>>30566290
6. One carries a small ceremonial knife on his person to remind him to defend the defenseless -- Sikh or not. The other is commanded by the user's manual to his death cult to chop your fucking head off if you offend his religious sensibilities. Or, you know, just for the hell of it.
>>30566290
Ironically the Sikh from OP is wearing the Muslim's turban based on your picc. But your picture is totally right.
Also, muslims wear much smaller headwear (leaving the forehead uncovered) and it has no special purpose.
The moustache is the dead giveaway
>>30564277
Why is the Sikh threatening me? Shouldn't he be taking my order? Well this Indian restaurant is getting two stars on my Yelp review.
>>30566352
Muslims are not commanded to kill people for the hecc of it. I guess it makes the gigantic, chaotic mess of a US foreign policy go down more smoothly for you but it is untrue
>>30564277
(Shrug) sure buddy.
Fists and feet or weapons? Cause I can grab my Warhammer from my truck bed real quick.
(Don't ask. It's been weird day but yes there's a warhammer in my truck bed. Not a sledge hammer. A 12 lb warhammer with a pick inverse and a spearpoint crown.
So Ibn.... May God have mercy on your soul. Should you fall I promise I will see the end quick.
>>30566398
Shove your taquiya up your fatwa. I know *exactly* what the Quran says. I bought a copy after 9/11 and read it in a spirit of genuine curiosity and even sympathy. By the time I was finished I knew we had a multi-generational war on our hands.
>>30566460
Sure you did. Someone who can't anglicise Arabic words definitely read the Quran.
You're not much better than members of ISIS who claim to have read the Bible and say it's the work of the devil. Then again >tripfag
>>30565089
It's a great idea early on man. Up till like age 30-35. They're all curvy and shit and love to bone.
Just gotta be careful of her looks after that. Get lucky and you might wife up a Priya Anjali Rai (long as she keeps up at the gym) but other than that one jewel among the limitless stones you'll get stuck with Punjab Pundahackswagifniblarahajpish who will beer belly at 30, train wreck and sag by 35, and old crone by 40.
>listen to the wise man: wean her off the goddamned curry man. I'm doing you a favor I promise.
>>30566460
Oh Phil, I bet the idea of a multi-generational Crusade against foreigners really gets you all hot and bothered, but people actually really do want to be left alone to live their lives as they see fit.
It's probably hard to see from behind a computer screen posting 365 days a year. Ask someone who deploys amongst Muslim people or actually experiences it firsthand. They've told me that, unless that is their version of 'taquiya'
>>30564277
Head shot him with revolver
>>30566281
another protip:
not all sikhs carry a knife, a number of them carry guns instead as a modern kirpan.
>>30564328
That post though
>>30566656
>a number of them carry guns instead as a modern kirpan.
hindu, can confirm. I got into a shootout with two after leaving temple last year.
>>30566696
why exactly?
>>30565193
>Even knowing what a Sikh is.
>>30564277
I take out my goddamned sword and thank the ay I took up Historical European Martial Arts!
>>30566724
just because your ignorant inbred ass doesnt leave the home doesnt mean that others bind themselves to such prisons.
t. lives 3 miles away from the nearest gudawara.
>>30566706
>I wanted to try out my extendo
But I do like, Sikhs. Never had any problem with them, had friends that were that spoke Punjabi and I prefer some of their words desu.
>>30564277
Oh Sikh bro, you so funny. Come sit, I'll make sandwiches and we can shit talk the prophet Muhammed all afternoon, piss be upon him
>>30566754
>Live in one of the top 10 largest cities in my country. Never before heard of a Sikh
>Get called inbred basement dweller by some inbred basement dweller
Who gives a shit about some slightly different religion. Anything but paganism is retarded and not worth any time.
>>30566696
Assuming not bs, wat? how? why?
>>30566805
>Anything but paganism is retarded
Ya know I think the Celtic pagans(i forget which one) would marry the earth by screwing a white mare So I might wanna rethink that
>>30566294
muh shitposting from my phone
>>30564277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFvSLJ7YD4k
>>30566905
Yes you might, Omar.
>>30565089
Indian here,
Is worth, just make sure she's traditional if you want a good loving housewife.
Don't try to get one that's been ruined by college campus White girls.
We need to keep our Indian girls away from the White girls before it's too late and they turn liberal too.
[spoiler]I guess im not helping much considering I'm marrying a white girl[/spoiler]
>>30566277
What kind of ghillie suit could I get to go innawoods in her bush?
>>30566879
see. I was just fucking around m8
>>30566770
>>30566460
It's too bad you're a britbong nogunz or else you'd be able to suck on a barrel and finally get to heroically kill someone who deserves it
>>30566460
> /k/ will say anti-gun polls are unreliable because poll researchers are biased
> /k/ will then crucify an entire religion because of a poll
Wew lad
>>30564277
I dont want sand nigger aids so I'll just shoot you. Sorry abubu
>>30564277
>depress trigger
>feed corpse to pigs
>>30566805
>worshiping a stupid deer or a fucking tree
>not retarted
>>30565347
Gurkhas are godtier soldiers
>>30564277
>What do?
Put down the gun and pull sword to fight the saracen because deus vult
>>30566460
>I knew we had a multi-generational war on our hands
Dick Cheney please leave
>>30564337
>that one dude who picks up the sword
fucking lol how many years and I never noticed that?
>>30564277
>>30566970
Jang?
Cripple his limbs and shave his head. And then decide whether to send him back to whatever tribal heap he came from alive or dead.
>>30565089
I work at a software developer company and we have a bunch of Indian fobs. These people don't even speak a lick of english, but are God's at programming. There is a really cute one around.
Pretty face, on the skinny side, decent set of breasts. /Drool
But she follows this ugly Indian dude around. I guess they rather marry an ugly of their own kind than another race due to mahtradition.
>>30567579
Is that why everyone called him out you self jerking twit?
>>30564376
This, we had a Sikh kid in our school, he was allowed to carry a ceremonial dagger on his belt at all times due to muh religious freedums.
I don't know what's cooler, that their religion actually tells them to EDC a knife or that an 11 year old was baller enough to claim religious exemption just so he could carry.
>>30564328
Top kek
>>30568327
Same here, the more I think about it. Thats how legendary weapons are come by the dovakin in shops. One dude picke dit up and sold it to feed the village cause I bought it.
>>30564277
I tell that sikh bro to come slay some actual Muslims with me because I'm not an ignorant retard who thinks turban=moslem.
>tfw I had to once educate a fellow coworker about Sikhs.
>Have a few in the store and they are total bros.
>>30573527
And they hate niggers just as much as the Hindus and Muslims. They fight for freedom.
>>30566724
>>30566805
You desecrate the Arizona flag with your retardation. There are plenty of Sikhs in this state. Your inbred hillbilly ass probably just never leaves your 450sq ft south central apartment so all you see are rednecks and mexicans.
>>30568143
>Missing Germany (Dresden firebombing)
>Missing Libya (Missile attacks + assisting rebels)
>Missing CSA/"The South" (Sherman's "Scorched Earth")
*unsheathe katana*
*teleports behind you*
Heh...nothing personnel...kid...
>>30565424
>the way his arm bends
He's not strong enough to even hold it properly.
>>30573553
Cool story bro. Tell it again.
>pew
>>30573629
You mean at the elbow? That's how arms work, friendo.
>>30566352
>Jesuits are bound by oath to burn heretics and behead their women and children
But no one bats a single eyes because Catholics are a nice, misunderstood religion of peace that dindu nuffin wrong, it just wanted to finish its education and take care of its children numbering in the -teens because condoms are a fairy tale.
>>30573539
And they always manage to smell pleasant.
>>30568143
Stay irrelevant, bitch.
>>30568143
>yfw the bottom left 2 pictures are the same scene
>>30564376
Sihks believe drawing your weapon for any reason but to kill someone trying to kill you or your loved ones is stupid as fuck. Not to threaten someone, not to feel like you've got a big dick, you reason with them, and when that does work and they're attacking you, you slip it between their ribs.
>>30573740
Well think about it, they have to live around niggers and sand niggers.
Of course they are going to draw to kill, what they are killing doesn't understand threats.
>>30573670
His elbow is resting on his hip, using bone on bone support. It's because he doesn't have the muscle necessary to hold it up otherwise.
>>30564328
>COME ON GET UP, GET DOWN WITH SIKHNESS
>Mfw every Sikh has a knife in his EDC
>>30573752
It's more that they take violence very seriously. They don't jump straight to it or threaten others with it, they just ruthlessly answer violence with violence, because fuck being kicked like a dog.
If one of them drew their knife just to show it off, the others would beat his ass for being a stupid fuck. It's there as a tool to prevent violence being done to them, and is treated with the gravity it deserves. It's the difference between the retard who whips out his Desert Eagle every five minutes to show everyone and the guy who CCWs, doesn't pull it out until it's needed and just never mentions it because he understands its his right to defend himself, but he shouldn't be an obnoxious cunt about it.
>>30566159
I don't know about you but I'm specifically fighting comic book villains all the time.
Because I'm Batman.
So fuck you
>>30573843
>If one of them drew their knife just to show it off, the others would beat his ass for being a stupid fuck. It's there as a tool to prevent violence being done to them, and is treated with the gravity it deserves.
>It's there as a tool to prevent violence being done to them, and is treated with the gravity it deserves.
>and is treated with the gravity it deserves.
Seems like they already have the equivalent of range safety drilled into their kirpan culture.
>>30571347
Cool
>>30564299
Exactly what I thought when I read that
Is that knife not used symbolically for cutting and sharing bread and not shanking nigs and sandnigs if they get uppidy?
>>30564383
This is a dumb meme that should stop.
>>30574185
Just did my own research it is not, it is to defend themselves. This is pretty /k/
>>30566198
So should we be converting?
>>30566198
No they're not like /k/, they have dignity
>>30574189
people can say whatever they want about sikhs because most people have only met like two in their whole life. we might as well start saying zorastrians are bro tier as well.
>>30574227
> majus
> bro-tier
Those kuffar worshipped fire. No different than the Celtic tree-worshipper earlier in the thread
>>30574227
No, people will of seen a lot more but assumed they were muslim and not given them a second look.
Also as a reminder a lot of the adherents wear a symbolic blade as a charm on a bracelet.
>>30574369
>will of seen
I am a slav and this hurts my eyes
>>30574206
It's been a while since I took that religions course in college, but if I remember correctly, there are five items that a Sikh is supposed to have on himself at all times. The sword is one of them, and it's purpose is to keep him prepared to vanquish evil quickly should it ever arise. When the religion was formed, they were constantly at war with the Muslims. The sword was written into the religion basically to make them into minutemen.
>>30566198
They certainly are, they're meant to carry a knife or sword at all times as part of their religion
>The Kirpan (Punjabi: ਕਿਰਪਾਨ, kirpān) is a religious sword worn in a strap that enables a it to be suspended near one’s waist or tucked inside one’s belt. It must be worn by all initiated Sikhs (Khalsa), after a mandatory religious commandment given by Guru Gobind Singh Ji (the tenth Sikh Guru) in 1699 CE. The Kirpan is part of the Five Ks uniform that all initiated Sikhs must adhere to. “Kirpan” literal means “weapon of defence” (“Kirpa” means “mercy” and “Aan” means “honour”) and encapsulates an initiated Sikh’s solemn obligation of courage and self-defence
Even the UK with our ridiculous weapon laws allows them to carry it
>>30564299
/thread
>>30574376
English is my second language. Thank you though, for pointing it out you get 5 GBP.
>>30574325
Also, fun fact: the very early Muslims rooted for the Christian Byzantine Romans against the Persian Majus and they were not happy when the Persians BTFO the Romans in some major battle or campaign (in the 630s, I guess). The pagan Arabs supported the pagan Persians. This is when the surah now entitled "The Romans" was revealed to the Prophet (S). It foretold that the Romans would rebuild and in some years they'd overcome the Persians, and likewise the Muslims would form a nation and overcome the idolaters of Makkah.
Of course, the Byzantines and Persians severely weakened each other in the long term, heavily taxing their subjects, causing great resentment. This was all part of Allah's plan, for the Muslims then defeated both of those empires soundly and gave the Muslims a beautiful conquest.
>>30574369
most sikhs wear turbans, muslims don't. i live in columbus and we have a lot of musilms here and none of them wear headgear cept for the women. theres a sikh family in my neighborhood and they are the only sikhs i've seen in my whole life.
>>30564277
That's not even a muslim right?
>>30574493
It's brown and talks funny.
>>30564277
>/pol/ tier post
Wonder why a sikh is pretending to be Muslim.
We probably laugh it off and share a cold one and talk about removing kebab. Also probably ask him about the religion because it seems like a good one for me and my fellow /k/omrades.
>>30574259
>>30574215
What He Said
>>30564301
Under appreciated post.
>>30574227
>our only line of defense against the Earth hating djinns
>implying zorastrians are not bros
>>30564301
This. The guy in the OP is a Sikh, not a Muslim.
>>30568022
I assume you know of the VC winner, but in case you don't:
On 12/13 May 1945 at Taungdaw, Burma [now Myanmar], Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung was manning the most forward post of his platoon which bore the brunt of an attack by at least 200 of the Japanese enemy. Twice he hurled back grenades which had fallen on his trench, but the third exploded in his right hand, blowing off his fingers, shattering his arm and severely wounding him in the face, body and right leg. His two comrades were also badly wounded but the rifleman, now alone and disregarding his wounds, loaded and fired his rifle with his left hand for four hours, calmly waiting for each attack which he met with fire at point blank range.
pic related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lachhiman_Gurung
>>30564337
>leekspin.mp3
>>30564329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbYACqMGWJw
>>30574692
>mfw actually met a zoroastrian once (in school)((it counts)).
>>30565347
>actual Muslim
>telling you to put down a gun for no reason
>not just gunning them down
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>30564277
No U in HONOR chief.
>>30564277
Nah.
Two to the chest. Third will hit you in the head if you aren't on the way down already.
I'm not here for a fair fight, my objective is to go home.
OP: - incapable of knowing the difference between a Muslim, and a Sikh.
and this is the sort of shit which is why Americans are looked on by the rest of the world as ignorant assholes.
>>30564277
Blammo.
>>30564277
pull an indiana jones and shoot the cunt in the face
>>30564277
"Throw your blade behind you, and I'll do the same with my gun"
I'd relish the opportunity to kill a mudslide barehanded
>>30566724
You fucking nigger. Same guy who said that, and actually the first guy to post that same image on here in that one Alaska thread. get the fuck out of my state you fucking nigger you don't deserve to live here
>>30573677
>Punjabis
>smelling pleasant
This I gotta smell to believe
>>30564277
Oh no, I do not insult the prophet muhammed. here I drew a nice picture of him.
