>playing FPS vidya
>silencer makes the gun soundless
>>30560853
bad company does it right. You get the boner inducing delayed snap sound on impact when your at a long range
>>30560853
>being so autistic you cant differentiate between video games and reality.
>having an autistic episode every time the video game does not correspond with reality
>being this autistic
>person gets targeted by laser sight
>modern warfare nvg sound
>>30560853
>silencer
>>30560853
>Gun appears onscreen in a movie or TV show
>extra loud cocking noise out of nowhere
>>30560853
>fallout 4
>the universe where people shot right handed with left handed weapons
>call of Duty world at War
>1911 sounds like a pop gun
>mw2
>aa 12 in campaign has a cycling speed of around 10000 rounds per minuete
>online has a cycling speed of about 4 per minuete
>>30560853
>playing War of Duty: Realistic Combat
>doing patrol level with suppressed M4
>get into firefight with people i can't see in a building 100 yards from me
>switch to full auto and let rip
>baffle strike destroys my suppressor
>get shot in the pelvis by enemy
>have to tap O to prevent passing out from blood loss while my squad calls for casevac
>mini game gotta stay away from the light at the end of a long corridor starts
>lasts for several hours
>game saves and i wake up at a fob hospital
>doctor can't save my right leg
>have to tap O to prevent from breaking down
>this level is several months long
>next level takes place at wounded warrior battalion
>minigame after minigame to learn how to walk again with fake leg
>this level takes 2 years
>hardest level in the game next
>performing final check out process and talking to VA
>finally done with a score of 40% since i chose straight white male in the character creation scene
>final level is spent getting insulted by angry millenials and trying to maintain a job
>have to tap O for hours to prevent suicide
this is the tutorial portion of the game
ITT: autists
>>30560957
>mom's watching here mexican soaps
>guys about to kill someone with a pistol
>look like a m9
>he shoots and it's sounds like a shotgun not the typical high caliber revolver sound shows always use
>muzzle flash is about the size of a refrigerator
>the slide dosent rack back
>sides fly into orbit
>mom gets pissed as I try to rewind it and watch it again
>I look closers
>the fucking gun is a bb gun spray painted black
>I can see orange tip ever so slightly on the inside of the barrel where they didint paint it
>mom's almost crying because pablo killed Carlos the day before he married Maria or some shit
>>30561028
"Vaya con dios"
>playing command and conquer
>tank vs 15 infantry with only rifles
>this kills the tank
>>30560853
>LOL you noob you don't know guns kek I'm a professionnal airsofter and I got 1500 hours on CoD so I know better lmao the best gun is the jackhammer machine gun and you can buy one in every shop dude DUDE we need gun control baka desu the swedish army was black in ww1 against hitler
D-did I impersonate the millenial well /k/ ?
>>30561067
>Titan
>devastating war machine
>takes 20 120mm shells to destroy 1 dude
>3 dudes with calicos somehow destroy some armored walking war machine
>playing the division
>ready for stealth action and tense firefights
>"boss" character takes a million rounds of 7.62 to the face
>>30560921
I'm sorry, does using the originally patented term for this technology trigger you?
>>30561067
Sounds like a sorely missed opportunity to create a grenadier/Anti-Armor/Artillery/mortar (if better for game play...shame.
>>30561191
There is but the thing is anti armor/anti building units does reduced damage to infantry so you can just steam roll over infantry and gives the anti armor Infantry a chance in most c&c games
>>30561247
So you cant*
>>30560853
>playing chess
>mfw priests can run faster than horses
It's just a game, don't take it too seriously.
You can always tell yourself:
My guy is wearing earpro, so to you it would be effectively silent.
Anyone not shooting supressed is half deaf so it would be pretty quiet for them too.
>>30561247
though you can run them over which is strangely satisfying
>>30560853
>chivalry medieval warfare
>fucking sick first person sword play with sophisticated sword fighting
>blocking, parrying, ripostes and physics are calculated into the damage per hit
>you can slow down and speEd up the swing with body movements and do the same to dodge attacks
>in reality its Beyblades the game: medieval edition
>>30560989
;_;
>playing fallout 4
>raiders talking to themselves about how they actually hate killing and feel sad
>immediately change to shouting taunts and cruel jokes the moment they know I'm there
>Playing Vidya
>Expecting Realism
>>30560853
Come on, that's a common trope and has been beaten to death. Try playing Far Cry 2
>Get M1903
>It's left handed
>Character cycles bolt by using left hand while holding the gun in his right
>His right hand is invisible so you can't see how retarded this would be
>Run out of bullets
>He pulls a fully loaded stripper clip out of the bottom of the gun.
>He slams an identical one back in
>Racks the bolt
>All with his left hand
You don't know the meaning of triggered, anon.
>semi auto pistol with silencer
>cocks gun
>makes classic ker chack sound
>fires
>no sound of action, just "pew"
VIDYA
>Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
>Shoot Mexican in the head from 3 yards away with FiveseveN
>Mexican immediately shoots you dead and triggers alarm
realism kek best kek
>>30560853
>stealth bragging that you know silencers don't actually make the gun silent
Everyone on this board already knows that, you dumb faggot.
>>30560853
>Look mommy am I /k/ yet?
No.
>>30562783
Bfbc2 was like this
>sitting on ledge about to take dude out
>dude about 10 feet from him looking in complete opposite direction
>kill the first dude with a head shot
>second dude spins on his heels , shoots and hits you with the first round as soon as you fired
>>30561384
Gotta keep up appearances, you know.
>>30560989
Fuck that, permadeath games suck dick
>>30561090
I would rather have a game force me to use a poorly maintained improperly headspaced M2 than ever play another fucking sequence where the mounted HMG/Autocannon/megalaser/AA weapon shoots cb caps and paintballs
>>30563088
This. CS is a net negative to the world for popularizing permadeath in long round-based games
>>30562864
Play any CoD vs bots, set them to hardened or veteran then watch the kill cam
Belly flopping, bunny hopping, precognition having twitchy fucks. When another player tracks me through a wall because they knew I was coming that's on thing, but when the AI does a 180, aims at the wall, tracks along and opens fire before I even hit the door it's horseshit
> Played call of duty growing up
> Always thought that the bullet would hit at the absolute tip of the front sight in a standard AR-15 sight
> Shooting AR for first time my shots are way high.
> Fucking call of duty lied to me
Pic related is what in talking about, the rounds shoot slightly above the tip of the front sight, NOT EXACTLY at the TIP of the front sight like CoD.
>playing video games when you're over 12 years old
New favorite is randomly selecting which doors to breach in shooters.
I just clearing 117 enemies out of 14 rooms but for some reason we are gonna stack up, breach, band and clear this one. But not with a charge, det tape/cord or shotgun like the last few. No, this time it'll be some foam that cool team member #2 has had up his ass the whole time. Guess that's why he has the bolt cutters on his arbitrarily placed kit.
>>30563291
You mean like the late teen to late 20yr olds that make up the bulk of gamers?
>>30561080
Well enough, my nigger.
>>30560989
http://youtu.be/A5tRNs2X5Q4
>>30560957
>character picks up shotgun
>pumps it
>shotgun is showed in frame
>pumps it
>character calls "shotgun"
>c-clack
>>30561374
>Zweihander spinning
>Man-at-arms oil pots, oil pots everywhere
>Teammate randomly goes Sandy Hook on own team, complains when killed
>>30560853
>Play military simulator.
>Actual gun sound is not heard for more than 200 meters away.
>>30564197
>THANK YOU BROTHER
>thanks
>thanks
>THANK YOU BROTHER
>>30560853
Name one fucking instance where a suppressor in a game made the gun completely silent.
Pro-tip: You can't.
>>30567328
Many make them effectively silent as to enemy AI regardless of how close they are.
Very few games even take into account the sounds given off by reloading a weapon as something the AI responds to.
>Movie character is going ham shooting bad guys
>Literally no recoil
>>30561374
>>30564197
>>30566135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-B4AwgArwA
Here's my shill!
