How can I get into hunting as a vegetarian without looking like a madman?
Does eating the animal really matter? Leave shit in the forest something will come along and eat it.
>>30558609
>PETA thinks meat-eaters are the problem
If you kill and animal and don't use it you are a literal piece of shit. You killed it why not eat the meat?
>>30558634
Because why the fuck not?
Don't give me some indian bullshit.
>>30558647
>Killing an animal without reason
Why the fuck are you a vegan anyway?
If you're determined to hunt but won't eat the meat you can at least donate it to the needy in some places.
>>30558661
I'm a pescetarian. My mom raised me as such. I'm too stubborn to change.
Why the fuck don't you suddenly stop eating meat?
>>30558685
>I'm a pescetarian
Just get a harpoon gun then faget.
>>30558685
Just kys fampai
>>30558685
>Why the fuck don't you suddenly stop eating meat?
Sorry senpai I like my gains and it's human nature.
>inb4 its 2016
>>30558693
Not actually a bad idea unlike the other fuckwads in this thread, can you use them in freshwater? Anyone here have any experience hunting underwater?
>>30558634
Scavengers need to eat too ya know.
>>30558668
This is actually a good idea, OP, do this one.
>>30558712
And I like not eating meat, nice that we're both happy with our lifestyles.
>>30558609
>>30558634
>>30558647
>>30558661
>>30558668
Just hunt hogs, fuck.
Most people don't eat their meat because its shit a lot of times, and they're a big problem in a lot of parts of the US.
Go forth and kill, OP.
>op wants to get buttfucked by the forest cops: the thread
>>30558788
Or coyotes or whatever nearly-inedible nuisance animal is in OP's area.
>>30558802
>wtf y don u use their bones as combs?
>>30558788
The only shit meat you can get from hogs are the big males. The smaller males and all females are good eating
Hunting is important for conservation. I think most people can identify with wanting the wanting you enjoy the challenge of the hunt and having a trophy to show for it. That being said wasting meat is a terrible thing to do. Give it to friends of family. And there are charities that hunters donate meat through to feed the needy, hell it may even be a tax write off. Look into that. Why are you a vegetarian anyways? Obviously if you want to hunt killing animals doesnt bother you. If it's because you dont support factory farming then I can guarantee hunting your own meat is the best way to go
>>30558812
There's a difference between leaving a animal after killing it and using it for food. The officers know if you killed it for fun or not.
>>30558788
^this
just hunt nuisance animals
>>30558825
OP doesn't care about animals. He just doesn't want to eat them because his mom told him not to.
>>30558830
I'm hunting for the forest bro, gotta feed the little ones.
You should know this.
>>30558861
Spot on.
>>30558609
if you are vegetarian you should at least eat the antlers because that is not meat
Go prairie dog hunting.
>>30558874
The animals have survived for quite some time before you came along. And they will continue to after. You aren't saving anything
Hunt invasive species.
>>30558609
Hunt hogs as they are an actual problem that you can get a bounty for in some areas.
I'd leave deer alone unless they're just hitting by a car every other hour because there are so many.
Ground hog hunting if you just like biological tannerite.
>>30558760
Yours is wrong though
>>30558609
>tfw you finally realize that vegetarians are just bloodthirsty murderers trying to stifle their impulses by preaching about meat eating
Fuck you OP
>>30558760
Yours is a faggot lifestyle and k hope you die in the woods like that other faggot in Alaska.
>>30558609
Just donate it's meat or something.
>>30558609
People like you are why everyone else has to deal around with licensing. Kindly fuck off.
>>30558965
S-stop posting her...please
>>30558965
dat Czhechnology...
>>30558609
Just give the animal to a local butcher.
>>30559077
sorry m8
Hunt squirrels, porkkypins, hogs, yotes, wolfs, cats. Basically the stuff that fucks up you or things for the other more majestic animals.
Dont shoot a deer and waste it, that brings in shitty yotes and wolfs which in turn ruins hunting.
If you shoot a deer and leave it your a fucking faggot.
>>30558965
Damn she's cute, but that dress does magic things to her headlights.
Many places that process game will allow you to donate it to some program like "Sportsman against hunger" where the meat goes to people in need.
>>30558634
This.
>>30558647
I didn't expect much of a soul from someone who would hunt and leave animals anyway.
>>30558609
>vegetarian
How about killing yourself, faggot? Your kind isn't welcome anywhere, the whole world hates you. Even libtards can't stand you.
>>30558609
>How can I get into hunting as a vegetarian without looking like a madman?
They probably already know.
Wait, you can just hunt hogs just like that?
You're telling me I can just go around my town, and if I see a hog I can just gun it down?
No way its that easy. Explain it to me like I'm 5. I'm in SC.
>>30559317
Yeah, bonus points if they're riding one of those fatty scooters. Walmart is a good hunting spot.
>>30558693
Holy shit I get it, that was very clever anon. A top zozzle to you this fine day.
>>30558609
use a paintball marker and get your murderfix by sniping gang members fron the back of a converted van.
>>30558732
Try a slingbow with a reel.
>>30559331
Kek
>>30559221
Not OP, but I'm a vegan and conservative. What now?
>>30558609
Just donate the meat to a foodbank so other, less fortunate people can in eat. Your local licensing authority should know more about how to contact them.
>>30558685
>I'm too stupid to form my own opinions
Ftfy
Wasteful killing isn't some Indian bullshit either, it's just basic responsibility and an absence of serial killer tendencies
>>30558609
I actually think this is illegal. You have to at least take care of the body/properly dispose of it. Not sure if this is for health reasons or because they want the park predators/scavengers to work for their meals.
Honestly just donate the meat to a food bank, then you can be all "I FEED THE NEEDY WITH MY GUNS, SO SUCK A DICK LIBRULS".
1) shoot deer
2) carve it up into some venison cutlets
3) donate to local homeless shelter
you get to hunt and do a nice thing
Never waste a good animal. I just popped a rabbit in the garden last night ripped it apart for a tasty treat to give to the dogs and cats
>>30558609
Go shoot some kale I guess.
>>30559806
Underrated post. Venison is naturally low fat and high in protein. The poor fucks would praise you til their dying day for being the guy who brought dear steaks to the shelter.
Also OP stop being a faggot and eat meat. It's good for you.
>>30558609
Give me the meat to eat. I'll convert it to cum which I'll feed to you like a baby bird.
Also, you could use the carcass to lure more animals. Good if you have a problem with dangerous beasts like bears or wolves.
>>30560388
>shoot rat
>shoot cat
>shoot dog
>shoot man
>shoot policeman
>shoot army
>shoot ______
>>30558693
Taking a deer to a lake and then harpooning it seems like a lot of extra work.
>>30558609
Make jerky of whatever you kill and sell it.
>>30558647
In some states, it's literally illegal (assuming it's a game animal, of course. Plug all the coyotes you want).
>>30560579
God, next we hunt god
>>30558609
>shooting animals just to leave their corpse out in the hot summer to rot
Play some video games instead dumbass
>>30558874
The little woodland creatures are not retarded and do not need you to shoot random animals so they can eat they e survived this long without your help and will do fine even after you are gone.
>>30558685
>I'm a pescetarian. My mom raised me as such. I'm too stubborn to change.
>Why the fuck don't you suddenly stop eating meat?
In other words, you're just a picky eater.
>>30558685
>I'm a pescetarian.
Being vegetarian I can uderstand but that's just retarded, even more so than being vegan.
>My mom raised me as such.
Ok so we know that your mom is retarded as well, guess retardation runs in the family.
>I'm too stubborn to change.
Too retarded you mean.
>Why the fuck don't you suddenly stop eating meat?
Because I like eating meat, it's natural and so is killing for it.
Killing for the sake of killing is both wasteful and retarded though.
>>30558760
Get a fishing rod or fucking shoot at veggies then you retard.
If you don't want to eat meat then you don't get to shoot at it either, deal with it.
Donate the meat.
Most deer processing plants have a program. "Hunters for the hungry" around here. Just drop off the dead deer, they process it and the meat goes to the homeless
>>30560051
underrated post
>>30558609
It's Illegal to hunt and leave the animal in a lot of places.
Donate the meat. You have your fun and some gets a meal.
>>30558732
For freshwater it depends on the area. Obviously a lake with no one around you probably won't hear shit, but some waterways and areas near federal land/some lakes prohibit it.
>>30558760
How do you know? Your mommy forced this lifestyle on you.
Go to a steakhouse and get yourself a nice juicy ribeye. You'll thank me layer.
>>30558609
Sell the meat.Or give it to homeless or poor people or whatever
>>30558609
Bow fishing
>hunt animal
>harvest meats
>turn into jerky
>sell at farmers market
also get dat pelt for some sicc hide armor
>>30561156
why do you give such a shit about this dude's diet?
>>30561156
I went to steak house once actually.
the smell made me nauseous and the seats gave me whiplash when i sat on them. Then they had the audacity to put a fucking knife in front of me. It was the sharpest knife i'd ever seen and i immediately took a picture of it so i could report it to the authorities. The menu was full of disgusting morbid descriptions of seared animal flesh. I requested the halal menu and the waitress asked me to repeat myself. I told the racist bitch i needed the halal menu and she proceeded to ignorantly tell me she doesn't know what that means. I had to spend about 20 minutes looking up their halal menu on my phone and the waitress tried multiple times to walk away saying shit like "Xir i'll be back in a few minutes once youve made your decision" what a fucking dumb white privileged bitch.
after uploading a picture of the condescending waitress i got fed up with the lack of vegan-trying-meat options and requested the money i spent to get here back. The manager DEMANDED i leave but i refused. Eventually he began dragging me out but i managed to knock over several meals/death flesh piles and accidentally (lol) kicked a disgusting cannibal "disabled veteran" in the mouth. The police were called and for some reason they arrested me.
i'll never try meat again
>>30558609
good troll.
anyways. can we post some good HUNTING rifles we like fellas?
Im looking to buy myself a good bolt action 30-06 300 win mag or 270 so i can hunt this september.
Don't kill for no reason. Life is precious. Prairie dogs, squirrels, rabbits etc all have feelings too. Their lives are as important to them as yours is to you.
If you kill it, you eat it.
>>30558609
>How can I get into hunting as a vegetarian without looking like a madman?
Hows that cognitive dissonance
>>30561265
Nothing on my continent that it can't kill.
Plus there's something oddly appropriate about creeping around in the woods/snow with such a thing.
Like it was meant to be there.
> Vegetarian Hunter
> Sir Enrique Foster Geddis De May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1yNp_ni5rM
Fast forward to 2:20
