Why are British soldiers autistically calm all the time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aas6IreJOQ
desu m8 war isn't really war for the British, it's just banter with bullets
>>30535823
I don't get it, what do you mean?
If you live in a society where you cant buy fucking plastic knifes under 18 a selectfire rifu must give you some form of autism
>>30535873
Piss off fat boy go and shoot up another school
>>30535868
It's just bants fella. If you've got anymore questioms just phone the archbishop, he'll give you the answers.
>>30535787
>autistically calm
I swear 4chan is incapable of using any word with more than 2 syllables correctly.
>>30535787
Their feudal past has conditioned them with a long history of calmly going along with whatever the collection of inbred lunatics in charge tells them to do.
British society, like British weather, is extremely pessimistic and restrained, they are calm in the face of death because they know death cannot be more depressing and unpleasant than life in Britain.
And they believe that above all else, you should be calm and collected no matter how terrible things are around you. Death may be inevitable, but losing your cool is unacceptable.
>>30535901
This will only open an autism loop anon. You'll be accused of being an autistic grammar nazi about the use of the word autism. However you defend yourself will only lead us back again. Forever stuck.
>>30535787
It's actually very common to be "calm", they drill a lot so a lot of autopilot. It's mainly movies that potray firefights as fast action chaos.
Professionalism.
>>30535787
Lots of discipline & training leads to a calm, professional soldier who keeps his cool in a firefight.
That's the advantage to having a fairly small military- more money for training making the army more professional.
>"Things are a bit sticky, sir," Brig Tom Brodie of the Gloucestershire Regiment told General Robert H Soule, intending to convey that they were in extreme difficulty.
>But Gen Soule understood this to mean "We're having a bit of rough and tumble but we're holding the line". Oh good, the general decided, no need to reinforce or withdraw them, not yet anyway.
>With no extra support promised, the colonel in charge of the Gloucesters fell back to a hill overlooking the river, where they made their stand. For four days, mostly without sleep, they held off 30,000 Chinese troops trying to surge across the river, killing 10,000 of them with Bren gun fire.
>When they tried to withdraw, they were too late. More than 500 of them were captured and spent years in Chinese camps. Fifty-nine were killed or missing. Only 39 escaped. Two soldiers were awarded Victoria crosses for bravery.
They're weird
>>30535931
Stiff upper lip and all that old chap.
Alternatively it's just using humour to lighten what is actually a scary event.
>>30535889
Lol mad
>>30535787
We only lose our shit when its time to bayonet a cunt
Autists aren't calm
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44FKT1Jo8Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spuMFceTZGo
>>30536003
Honestly I can't imagine that
I don't even know what angry brits sound like
>>30536014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFgSmR0i3A
Discipline
Training
Professionalism
>>30536020
He's a Scot. They're angry 90% of the time
A vid of an angry upper class Brit would be a better representation of an angry brit
>>30536045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5L9rIOaqw
???
>>30535787
They didn't seem calm to me while they were desperately trying to fight against the Irish.
>>30536020
That guy seems insane. I thought bayonets had died out anyway
>>30536014
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Yg7aG3UZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPzRNbCXUJU
>>30536051
"Trying" is the operative word here because you can't fight people who won't come out and face you. If all they do is blow up pubs (and call ahead to warn beforehand because casualties are icky) it's no fight at all.
>>30536050
>Booter
Fucking scousers
>>30536051
We are only calm when shooting the natives who only have spears and cow hide shields. The fucking paddies had ar18s. >>30536059
>>30535787
Dunno, same thing with car crashes innit.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467717482059.webm
>>30536073
When you'll take the fact of IRA being REBELS and that they were fighting against British ARMY and SAS under consideration, Fighting in the open would be considered as a suicide, that said, ambushing and killing one by one is more clever and superior strategy. They weren't fighting for honour, they were fighting for freedom.
>>30536083
Yeah, check out this stiff upper lip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240
>>30536080
Not so tough without guns, are you?
>>30536120
American who desperately wishes he was Irish spotted
>>30536107
The 'original' IRA did, the PIRA and other splinters/successors who claimed to be the original IRA were mainly catholic organisations who liked to blow up Irish protestants
>>30536051
>calm to me
Why do you speak about something like you were there
>>30536131
>blow up Irish protestants
No, they just liked to murder/drillcap everyone.
t. MI taig
>>30536107
>They weren't fighting for honour, they were fighting for freedom.
>t. "Irish" American
>>30536129
>American who desperately wishes he was irish
>wishes he was irish
>american
>Wishes
I'm Scottish, and I don't wish to be Irish, really.
>>30536129
''B..but i'm 12% irish on my mothers sisters side!"
Yanks have an obsession with ancestry. A pie graph would be too many colours to count for all the %'s of different blood they supposedly are.
>>30536149
it's past your bedtime, child. Off you go.
Ask your mummy to sing you tiwnkle twinkle on your way.
>>30536167
There's an old joke about this.
You know the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
On Saint Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish.
>>30535984
>they're weird
No, they're stupid. You don't describe being bum rushed by an entire army as "a bit sticky." You concisely relay the situation you are in and the enemy you are facing so your commanding officer can make informed decisions.
>>30536192
Kek
>>30536181
Yea it sucks not having a defined ethnic identity. We've had to invent our own "American" identities which usually change every 10 years or so. Hence why you have rednecks, wannabe gangsters, SJWs, hipsters, metalheads, etc. They are all compensating for their lack of genetically pure ethnic background and the culture that comes with it. Identities are drawn along racial lines because thats all we have left. Everyone is just a mutt of various nationalities.
>>30536214
I'm sure he did explain it, just in an understated way.
If you lived in Britain, you too would welcome death.
>>30535996
Only two ways about it really, rather hold myself together like this than let it get to me and crumble under the fear.
>>30536214
You're forgetting that the Brig and Gen are both brits and I'm sure when told the situation was "a bit sticky" he understood that the situation was far from ideal.
So where do the Gurkhas factor into this?
>>30536483
Gurkhas are a meme
>>30536483
The Ghurkas are absurdly calm. Except when pointed at an enemy.
>>30536494
Also this.
>>30536483
Blood rage, without the rage.
>>30536346
Yes, because the British never changed since the time of the Anglo-Saxons.
Behold, modern British civilization.
>>30536517
I've literally never seen people dressed like this.
>>30536565
And I hope you never do.
Long tradition of a stiff upper lip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li65P_3lvM
>>30536610
Now I've seen people dressed like this,
>>30535901
M8 you realize autism doesn't have a single set of symptoms right? There are autists that are quiet or loud, calm or hyper, assholes or nice...
>>30536565
Me neither and I live near a place rife with chavs and not one dressed like this. chavs are a dying pack. Roadmen are on the rise. like slightly better funded western European slavs with their trackies and shit shoes.
>>30536649
>Roadmen are on the rise
Peak of my life G.
>>30535787
They do have a bit of a jovial time under fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAAdMc6Abio
>>30536653
Why am I not encouraged by this development?
>>30536749
No idea.
>>30535980
>*points in disbelief*
>first guy: "it's thee tally ban"
>Second guy: "u wot?"
>first guy: "thee tally ban"
Professionalism
>>30536749
You have to have those Nike shoes that look like Slazenger shoes from Sports Direct for a tenner, some puffy addidas jacket. Absolute essential. Maybe even a Stone Island jumper if your mum thinks your a good lad and buys one for your birthday, when in reality you're a prick who harasses OAPs on the bus after buying your First Buses All Day Ticket with the money your mum gave you for a haircut. Some slim fitting Addidas Trackies with two white stripes running down the legs. One of those man bags to keep your Lucozade Caribbean Twist in. If you're really committed you could even wear a bucket hat and speak some dialect that makes you sound like you should be claiming disability benefits. Like most their families are.
I fucking hate these cunts.
>>30536862
well they got the fucking job done
OP - They are Low energy... Low T.. mediocre.....
>>30535787
Why, it's our Great British stiff upper lip old boy, eh wot.
>>30536517
Actually, the genetic makeup hasn't changed much.
>>30536890
>tfw no chavette slag fuck buddy
>>30535787
Stiff upper lip with the occasional "cunt" thrown in
>>30536059
There have been bayonet charges in Afghan and Iraq.
>>30536107
Oh fuck off you fenian cunt.
>>30536051
>desperately
The Brits weren't the ones hiding and slotting civvies :v
>>30536633
I remember reading that during the filming of the movie, the actual Colonel John Frost chided Anthony Hopkins for portraying him as running from cover to cover during the movie, stating that a true British officer shows disdain for enemy fire and should walk between positions.
>>30536862
That part made me laugh
>>30535787
They drink camomile tea all the time, calms the nerves.
>>30535787
Because no matter how bad a war gets, at least they're not in Britain.
>>30535787
They'd rather die than go back to England.
>>30535787
That is their most admirable characteristic.
>>30537525
AY BLUD, YOUR GIRLIE LUKS NICE. SHE SHULD COME WITH ME INSTEAD
>>30535787
because they know her majesty the queen is giving them yet another chance to fix bayonets
and you wouldn't want to dissapoint her majesty would you?
There needs to be a Gen Kill for Brits.
Tired of all this creepy Harry Potter bullshit that Yanks keep perpetrating
>>30537675
Are you ok?
>>30537700
>Yanks keep perpetrating
remind me where the faggy author is from and whose population started the craze again?
>faggot britbong.
>>30536726
>Fookin' Hell
>Fucking Cunt
>Shit!
>Giggles
Confirmed British
Every Royal Marine is a barely intelligible piece of trash. Makes them a perfect warrior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOK0FkygE88
>>30535787
they're not fucking sas, they're just regular squadies. fuck this 'sas' bullshit annoys me, you don't have to be fucking sas to be an ally cunt and stab jonny foreign. fucking faggots.
>>30536346
Same for us Australians.
Unless you're Arab or Chinese. They infest demarcated suburbs in sufficient numbers to maintain "purity".
>>30537645
Funny. My Pom neighbour said the same thing.
>>30537778
What's wrong? One of them pound your sister?
>>30537877
of course not, they were too busy pounding your mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5NI-IrUU0
>haallo shkipper
>haallo nauvigaythor
>haallo bomb-uh-deeuh
>don't shout all at once!
>>30536112
fuck you man ever been mauled by a fucking cat?
>>30536192
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>>30536480
He clearly didn't you fucking moron.
>>30537979
pilots are pretty calms dudes overall
>>30536187
Well that hit a nerve then
>>30537499
>>30536181
>It's true we colonials have less inbreeding..
Wasn't there some bog mummy found in the UK and they did mitochondrial DNA...found out half the local town near by was related to the poor bastard?
>Great Britain, every one fucking their distant cousins until the next invasion from the mainland.
>>30536006
Actual autist here. I usualy am nothing but calm
>>30536020
Fucking "groundskeeper Willy"
>>30536638
You're confusing personality with placement on the spectrum.
