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>russian soldiers roll up into your capitol city and take your government hostage
Wat you do?
Let them keep it.
>>30529623
>already live in E. Europe
Go to work like normal, not like it changes anything.
>>30529623
Beg them to accidentally shoot Trudeau and all of parliament with a BTR or whatever armor they managed to magic in. And ask for an AK.
Alternatively, beg America to burn them all with an SLBM or something.
Realistically? Wait until 4-ish and watch them get stuck in Ottawa gridlock while wiggers throw things at them while they try and move to somewhere more secure than fucking Parliament Hill.
>>30529623
>USA
They can fucking keep it. I just hope they do it after Clinton unfortunately wins.
>>30529623
Red Dawn.
Motherfuckers better be ready for Wolverines.
>>30529633
Pretty much this.
Ive been waiting for DC to burn.
>>30529633
Heh in NY so would barely notice especially when I am not exactly in prime looting territory
Praise my new russian overlords and pray they bring their women.
>>30529633
This
>>30529623
Let them rape my daughter and wife as I watch
>>30529984
>Let them rape my daughter and wife as I fap
>>30529633
Australia here
Let them keep it.
Whatever they do, it's going to be less restrictive then what our current government do
>>30529633
>They would give us Fienstein back.
>>30529623
>Look to see if there's snow on the ground
>If not get any firearm and go to take them out like I was shooting soda bottles given my knowledge of competency in the history of the Russian military
>Succeed
>>30529623
Rejoice. I'm Californian.
>>30530358
Commie state feels from the other coast
>>30529623
>Oh no, they've taken DC
>I guess the only option now is to nuke them
>>30530404
And nary a fuck was there to be found even if it were willing to be given
>>30530341
>After I singlehandedly destroy the entire Russian Army with my Glock-18, I backflip behind Putin and slice him in half with my Cold Steel Katana
Scream out in joy as the Russians besiege Sacramento and based Buks mangle families in the air for miles around.
>>30529623
Help them.
t. Everyone in California
>>30529623
Provoke them into killing the bastards.
California reserve fag here I would switch sides so fucking fast
>that feel when maybe get access to rare slavshit raifus and and laugh at all the /k/ommandos that go full wolverines have to use shitty wasr 10s and boring ar 15s
>>30529623
Nothing, I'll just go to work and come to this board to watch the events unfold
>>30529623
wait until they execute congress and the president then go America all over their ass
ITT:
Americans prclaiming how disloyal and shitty cityzens they are how they would turn traitor to their country because the policy they personally support on an issue isn't currently conducted.
>>30529633
This. Fuck capital.
>>30529623
Thank them for removing the cuck occupation and ask for some glorious slavshit.
>>30530230
I would hope she'd be rounded up and sent to Siberia.
>>30529623
Join them
>>30531054
>Treat citizens like shit
>Act surprised when citizens refuse to die for your police state
>>30529623
Do war. Been waiting for years.
>>30531134
>hyperbole like crazy
You're living in a time where the government treats it's cityzens better than any time in the past.
>>30531148
Don't care. I don't want them trampling on my rights.
Let it all burn.
>>30531134
>USA
>your police state
USA has a lot of problems, with current administration, with overgrown administration, with beurocratic oligarchy taking over it's institution, but to call it a "police state", one must be a spoiled, starbucks-slurping, boy-pussy spreading, cum drinking fagot.
>>30531171
>I am my more important than everyone else in my country >: (
Childish tantrum.
>>30531148
>>30531181
You guys are spoiled, starbucks-slurping, boy-pussy spreading, cum drinking faggots.
>>30531195
No, U!
>just another day of mature discussions on /k/ :P
Fuck DC
>>30531186
>Hurrrr I'm a statist
Childish belief.
CAfag here.
Let them have Sacamento, Bay Area, and SoCal.
If you roll into central valley. We will kick russians out. Central valley is heart of breadbasket and oilfield.
>>30531212
>I don't like authority
>Not childish
>Able to conform to people around you and live a normal life
>Childish
Have you even progressed beyond Airsoft yet?
>>30531234
Quite on the contrary, holding an unquestioning belief in authority is highly childish. Enjoy your nanny bootlicking, baby.
>>30529623
>put on 3 stripe adidas track suit
>squat on the lawn
>chain smoke cigs
>have a plastic bottle filled with unknown and suspiciois liquid
>spin keys on finger
Follow these easy steps and ivan will believe they are too drunk and got lost again.
>>30529623
Wait until they kill Trudeau, and then it's time for WOLVERINES!!!
Please kill them
>>30530341
>sweden
>white
Not anymore
invoke article 5
>>30531054
You're acting like 4chan is a sample of young american men. in a way it is but these are mostly screen fags who wouldn't fight back if their mom was getting raped. Russia doesn't have the ability to project power onto the Americas. We clearly don't give a shit about what they do in their sphere of influence.
>>30529623
Take pictures with them and bring my sister too
>>30529623
Go out and say
"Zdarova, kak dela? Spasiba za overruning government"
>>30529623
Better red than dead
>>30529623
Laugh as the IRA rolls into action and the rest of Europes armed forces drive them into the sea.
>>30531054
This government is corrupt and the people do not represent what this country was founded on.
Maybe it doesn't affect you because you ran off to Nebraska to bury your head in the sand. But in a lot of other states where there's an actual economy they are trying to teach our children at the elementary school level it's cool to be a tranny.
Sure, I could move to a more rural state, but it's just a temporary bandaid. Brown people go where there are gibmedats until they bleed the system dry. Then they look for the next white bastion, which will be your cushy rural community. Rural white flight faggots are backing themselves into a corner.
>>30529623
I'd welcome it.
Whether it's now, or if Clinton wins.
>>30529623
shoot them
Laugh my ass off as all the london libtards moan about it and sign a petition.
>>30531134
>police state
kek
>>30529623
Ask why it's 1991 again and watch Swan Lake a bunch
>>30529623
Put the kettle on and hope they publicly execute the entirety of both major parties.
>>30529623
can't do anything because i live in a country with pussified gun laws that take the opportunity of resistance out of the population's hands.
>>30529623
Attempt to use the Russian I learned playing CS:GO. Get shot for cussing them out.
>>30529633
2A untouched? Ok.
Join them for the free AK74 and grovel food.
>>30531975
>Russian invaders
>Letting you keep the 2nd in place
Okay then
>We Twilight Zone now
>>30531054
joke thread is joke
The real answer is obviously murderfuck the russians.
>>30529633
You realize that Russia's government is more corrupt than ours and their gun laws are more strict than California, right? I'm not saying our government couldn't use some work, but to say Russia is any better is pretty fucking retarded. Putin is a piece of shit.
>>30530998
Enjoy your registration, ten round magazines, waiting period after buying first shotgun, strict size limits, no possibility of suppressors, full auto or short barrels, unable to own more than five rifles and five shotguns without registering as a collector, may issue concealed carry permits that are extremely difficult to obtain and no handgun ownership without this permit.
You people are so fucking stupid.
>Switzerland
Oh good thing we have a competent army for our defense !
>>30529735
>>30529786
>>30529940
>Being a pinko commie fuck
Not care because our government is a waste of air.
Please nab hillery while you are at it guys.
>>30532328
Why is there a dindu in swiss uniform?
How did a dindu get swiss citizenship?
>>30532403
maybe he's one of them well behaved dindus
>>30532418
No such thing, they behave to a point.
I thought Switzerland was dindu free.........now where the fuck am I going to move/retire.??
>>30532272
It's only illegal if you get caught.
>>30532403
Probably born in the Swiss territory and/or his parents are swiss
>>30532328
They all look like twink fuccboys.
>>30529623
Nuke it. Kill invaders, kill politicians. Win fucking win.
>>30532432
>Switzerland
>Dindu free
Ahahahah really ?
Full of rich dindus and sandniggers her
I did my mandatory service this year, and half of my companie was "100%" swiss, otherwise it was full of Black, Arabs, Hispanics ect...
>>30529623
Ask them to please kill them quickly so we can get on with our lives.
>>30532447
*here
And also a lot of slavs/russian, try to walk in a big city and finding a "real" swiss.
Impossible.
>>30529633
this.
>live in commiefornia
>Nothing would change
>maybe more Russian speaking commies than mandarin.
>maybe
>>30531998
just form a Pro-Russian militia
Russia hasn't taken away arms from Cossacks or the Pro-Russian militias in Chechnya and Crimea
>>30532432
They have pretty strict immigration standards, you probably wouldn't have gotten in anyways.
>>30532272
>Putin is a piece of shit.
Yeah, but he's the shiniest shit we have. The other options are: A literal commie, a baby commie, Trump if he went so far off the deep end he started claiming everything in the British Empire is actually the rightful clay of the US and went around telling his aides to violently rape reporters in the middle of a press conference (this happened btw), and one actually decent guy who's an Atheist Jew so good luck getting him elected anyway.
>>30532592
>in Chechnya and Crimea
Exactly, in Chechnya and Crimea. It's not going to happen here in the US, and chances are you wouldn't get to form that militia for at least a year anyway.
>>30532712
What about garry johnson? :^)
>>30531136
Skąd jesteś w Polsce? Ja chcę kupić ten wz.93 kurtka. Mieszkam w USA.
they can keep it, hell Id even make them a cup of tea, whatever Russia is going to do it's probably better than what my own government do
>>30529682
Ask to fondle one of their AK105's after.
Bring vodka.
>>30529623
Really find those slav balaclavas really amusing.
They hide the anger or joy of the user, presenting it instead as dense smugness through the eyes.
>>30529623
see what benefits there are to the new government.
then decide if retaliation is a good idea,
>>30529724
WOLVERINNEEESSS!!!!!
>>30529623
those poor soldiers..
>>30531773
>l it's cool to be a tranny
There's nothing wrong with being transgendered. Obviously no one would want to be but there's nothing wrong with it if they are.
>>30529623
Their hostages are hated and distrusted throughout the country. Can attack them with everything we got. Air strikes, artillery strikes, grab old flamethrower and then finish them off with grenades. Then we can take care of the Russians.
>>30529623
About fucking time. Okay, these are the guys you need to lynch...
>>30529623
Condescend to them by explaining how America and Lend Lease won WW2, probably with crude drawings as I don't speak potato runes.
>>30532393
>being loyal to the crown
Literally the exact opposite of what american heroes would do.
>>30533888
>The Phil Signal is on!
>/k/ is in need of his assistance!
I would say this gonna be gud, but it's just going to be awful.
>>30533931
>Then we can take care of the Russians.
I got a chuckle
>>30533998
you know, one day Phil's gonna die.
I wonder if we'll notice
>>30529623
Sit back and watch all the weirdos in Austin meat shield the s*** out of the commies until proper Texans got there to finish the job.
>>30534867
>Help us Houston, help us, cries Austin.
>Whole load of Houston rides Mad Max style to liberate Austin and take their women
>mfw riding on an Indian Motorcycle down that beautiful road with guns.
>>30529623
>state has ~3.5 million people
>~1.2 million live in the greater metro area
The good news is that there's about 10 fucking guns for everyone in the state.
But
>implying they wouldn't immediately defect
Poor Ruskies would be choking on fried twinkies, freedom whisky, and trashy pussy within hours. The good news is we'd have a few thousand more range buddies.
>>30529623
Pretend to be sad that the world is ending, but secretly be elated that Russia and it's people will forever cease to exist, then die an excruciating but satisfied death by radiation poisoning, knowing that the destruction of mankind was worth it to see those filthy pinkos burn.
>>30529623
Offer them vodka and supply them with all the ammo they want in exchange for proof of each dead fed govt official that 'accidently' dies during said crisis.
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