I've initiated my final solution for the fucker or fuckers digging their terror tunnels all along my back yard.
I've coordinated a three pronged approach that involves:
1. Poison bait pellets
2. Mechanical crusher vice traps
3. Gassing tubes (effectively poison smoke bombs)
But I don't know if this will be enough.
Anyone have experience dealing with moles and/or cryptomoles before?
How many?
Some pests or a force to rival Russia?
>>30525111
I always just used gasoline and a lighter.
>>30525111
Post back yard
Halon or whatever heavier than air gas is cheapest
>>30525154
Is that how you burn dogs too?
>>30525317
I just shoot them.
>>30525317
Well, yeah, how do you eat them after you behead them?
>>30525111
>Wasting moving targets with gas and poison when you could be practicing your marksmanship
>Not testing handgun effectiveness for the eventual mole uprising
>not using the disgusting things as a metric for different calibers/ hollow points
You should be ashamed
>>30525169
This. How much space? How many holes?
I'm thinking just Watership Down the fuckers, pour cement down the burrows.
Just pour some BP down there
>>30525143
Can't be sure. I'm guessing just a baker's dozen/6.5 or so.
>>30525169
Pic related
>>30525111
I agree these little bastards give us molemen a bad name filling underground structures and making small piles of dirt above ground. Youve pretty much covered all the ways to get them trust me its a prolonged battle, best you can do is make them go to your neighbors yard
>>30525405
Moles dont come above ground much, only at night and only to push dirt out of their tunnels you can lure them out by opening their tunnels so when they see light they go to close it
>>30525143
>>30525169
here's an overview from what i was able to reconnoiter.
tactical trap has been set along one of the non-collapsed tunnels. main entrance was gassed and sealed, and the other baited.
i've done some depth checks of the tunnels and they are all relatively shallow, so for the time being i've collapsed all but the trapped one and flagged them all so i can see if the fucker starts rebuilding them or branching out.
not going to burn them out. might look into the possibility of releasing snakes into the tunnels and blocking off the exit until they've had enough time to scope out the extent of the terror tunnels
>>30525935
buy a cat
>>30525935
Drown them.
OP did you know that a lungfull of red phosphorous smoke will kill a human? The army uses red phosphorous mortar rounds to "mark the target" in reality it creates a 200 meter circumference ring of death.
Imagine if a shitload of red phosphorous smoke filled the tunnels. Think of all the dead or flushed moles that would ensue.
>>30526089
I've got another five of these gasser sticks. Says they have 45% potassium nitrate, 45% sulfur, 8% carbon, and 2% other active ingredients.
How many moles will that do in?
>>30525363
>not eating the cheek and tongue meat
fucking wasteful americans.
>>30526150
Man I ain't no mole 'xpert but I do declare you drop one dem suckas down the mole hole and see how many come flushin out I do declare you may bag a few.
Any kind of phosphorous with a lungfull will kill a human, I bet not even a full breath will kill a mole.
OP, is it moles, or gophers? Because moles are actually pretty gud for your yard--they eat pests and leave your plant roots alone. Gophers are destructive little bastards and should be wiped from the face of the earth, so if it's gophers, party hearty with traps, gas smokers, .22 you name it. But moles? Leave 'em be, just flatten out the mounds with a shovel
>>30526356
Found a dead mole in the yard last year, and haven't seen shit for gophers. Either way these jews are digging trenches in the yard and fucking up the level footing with their shoddily made tunnels. In my eyes there can be no peace between man and tunnelfolk
>>30526356
>>30525111
Mole traps
Pic related
You basically look for tunnels. Then whenever you find an obvious one, stomp it down a bit with your foot so it collapses. Then put the trap down where you collapsed it. If you did it right when the mole comes through it will push the ground back up and trigger the trap. Which hopefully will kill the little fucker.
My dad and I used these for a couple years when we had them bad. Been mole free for 15 years now.
Bump
>Find holes
>Plug them all
>Leave one hole open
>Flood tunnels with gas
>Light match
>Drop match into the hole
No more moles.
>>30525111
>Anyone have experience dealing with moles and/or cryptomoles before?
Just yesterday, my sister was working in the garden and she killed four moles. One was killed by a spring trap.
The other three? She flipped them out of the fucking ground with a trowel and CAUGHT them. Took some pictures of 'em being held in her gloved hand. Then she took them to the driveway and whacked 'em with a shovel.
So, there you go. Manual hunting, like a baws.
>>30526576
Underrated, shouldof put a jew node on him though
>>30527072
Have you impregnated her yet?
>>30527303
Her boyfriend is literally That Guy range officer.
Might take a while for the items to ship if you do t have a chemical supply depot near you, but get some KNO3, commonly found in stump remover, some pure sulfur, and some table sugar, and mix it 60% KNO3, 10% table sugar, and 30% sulfur. Make sure all ingredients are in powdered form and mix them really well in either an old blender, or you could caramelize the sugar by carefully heating the whole mixture up. Once done, put into a form or some kind, like an old toilet paper roll, or just some tinfoil, shove a fuze in it, or use a sparkler which works just as well. Once you have your little gas grenade brewed up, light it, throw it as deep as you can into one of their holes, plug it up with some dirt or scrap wood, your choice, then gtfo. That shit will burn the fuck out of your eyes and lungs if you're there and breathing it in. Afterwards, let that shit air out for a while, then repeat the whole process if you have more juden moles that need disposal. Hope this helps.
Side note, you can replace half of the sugar with a high fructose corn syrup to act as a binding agent for the mix, also wear gloves and a dust mask when handling the powdered sulfur and the stump remover if you're extra careful. Shit stings in cuts.
Requesting that cap of the guy who turned his mother's yard into Verdun by somehow gtting tannerite into the mole tunnels.
>>30527065
I agree, that's the best course of action.
>>30527505
didn't happen, very improbable he stumbled upon the right fuel/air mixture
>exterminating moles
>not thsnking them for eating all those snail fuckers.
Plug the holes and use carbon dioxide to suffocate them. They will just go to sleep for ever and it's non-toxic.
>>30529438
MIDF spotted.
Isn't there a way you can pressurize the tunnels and then light a charge. The shock wave kills them.
>>30527312
Impregnate her anyway, then go shooting with the cops at the range.
>>30526150
That is just like a smoke grenade.
Fire will do it, just a whiff of carbon monoxide is enough to kill those underground fuckers
