How would police neutralize an armed man wearing baby-armor without harming the babies?
>>30518462
Just do what all American cops do. Mag dump and claim officer safety. Collateral damage be damned.
>>30518462
How'd it end in the comic?
Also, negotiate?
Walk up to him, put a noose around his neck, throw the other end over a support beam, start pulling.
>>30518462
noose from a ventilation shaft done
>>30518462
Suffocate him with a pillow in a padded room
>>30518483
Very similar to this >>30518491
Not sure how practical a tactic this is though
>>30518475
This guy gets it
>>30518462
Go in through the roof and put a noose around the dude's neck. I wish I could take credit for the idea but since this thread's been done a million time that's pretty much the crowdsourced answer.
Somewhere out there is a hilarious image depicting this very thing that a drawfag put together but I don't have it on this PC.
>>30518475
How would you like to join the force son?
>>30518517
Looks like I have to amend this, seems that the noose is what actually happened (>>30518508) and I just saw people taking credit for the idea.
I'm a little disappointed in /k/ right now.
>>30518517
Then you put a baby on the back of your neck
>>30518528
I've already bagged three basset hounds, two poodles, and a Mexican, where do I sign up?
>>30518462
Its a trick question. Every cop would have no problem shooting him. He put the black one over his heart.
>>30518508
I wonder how that wire magically goes around his neck and winds around itself
>>30518528
>already signed up/took exams for a few cities
>when I finish undergrad I'm applying to the ATF
>I like dogs
>mfw
>>30518955
Get it 'round his neck then twist the pole around.
>>30518462
Build a wall around him.
>>30518462
Spetsnaz Anti-Terror Squad
> Gas the room suffocating everyone
"adverse reactions idk idc bad guy is dead, blin"
Headshot
>>30518462
Wait until the babies start shitting, and the criminal will eventually surrender rather than be surrounded by the stench of soiled diapers.
>>30519061
Nice one, Rick.
>>30518462
Federal: Shoot all the babies and hope some of the bullets hit the man
Local: Wait him out ( >>30519061 )
