It's 2017 and Shillary is about to take our funs. What's your plan? I have a plan to make a /k/ingdom
>Rally some /k/ommandos willing to drop everything and come with me
>Pool all of our money together
>Get vaccinated for everything and take antibiotics (this will be important)
>Buy fucktons of ammo in bulk and all the gear we need
>Fly to Anchorage with our funs
>Buy a relatively cheap boat in bad repair and enough room to fit everyone
>Use manpower and expertise to make her seaworthy
>Pilot her southwest along the ring of fire, picking up fuel and provisions along the way
>/k/ommando with Infantry training (Marine or SEAL preferred) teaches others the ways of a true operator
>Stop in Thailand and use uninhabited islands to train
>Take the boat through the Straight of Malacca and into the Indian Ocean
>Anchor her a few miles away from North Sentinel Island
This is where the fun begins. For those who don't know, it is an island full of hostile uncontacted natives
>Send drones to do recon of the island and gather intel
>Wait until the Indian Coast Guard isn't paying attention
>When the Indians are gone (back at home pooing on the street), WARNO is issued
Cont.
>>30515859
Cont.
>Everyone gears up with their favorite operator gear, /s/akuya and the other weebs get their dresses on
>OPORD get sent to all /k/omrades
>Everyone takes on their designated role in the operation
>Send dinghies out to the island with the best operators
>Land on a beach with no patrols
>Secure the area and hide the boats so Pajeet doesn't suspect anything
>Send fireteams around the island to kill enemy guards and hide their bodies
>After enough patrols are dead, fireteams regroup outside enemy villages
>Storm the villages and kill all the men
>Enslave the remaining natives
>Grow and process drugs on the island and use the boat to take the cargo stateside
>Use money to buy heavy weapons from corrupt generals from third-world shitholes
>Slowly turn the island into an island fortification, much like the ones made by the Japs in WWII (bunkers, hidden guns, etc.)
>Become an island strong enough to defend itself from India in case they find out and get any bright ideas
It will be just like "The Beach", but with less hippies and more guns n' vodka.
>>30515882
Spelled sa/k/uya wrong
>>30515859
Will there be lots of rape?
Im about to take the gun permit class this sunday, I only plinked a .22 and know only the basics and have no experience with funs other than that. Think i can be /k/ ready by then?
Sure, let's just go genocide an entire culture for no fucking reason and then get blasted apart by poo-in-the-loo cluster munitions a week later while the UN cheers! Sounds like fun!
>>30515972
Rape wouldn't be allowed because, due to human biology, they would have to fall for you eventually with the absence of other males (of course that doesn't mean the rule would be enforced)
>>30516017
>taking a shitpost seriously
You must be new here
>>30515987
If you're actually serious, you'll need much more powerful funs to take care of shit hitting the fan.
>>30516063
But I can be the comedic relief soldier that shoots people in the ankles with my .22! Then I'll get in way over my head and die which will give you guys a much needed morale boost!
>>30516087
Silence is key in the operation. If you get a suppressed CQB .22 LR AR-15 and subsonic .22 then you can come along on the assault (/k/ommandos who score the lowest in training will stay on board the boat as POGs).
>>30516063
Teach me /k/enpai what should I own out of the major groups of guns?
>>30516130
I fully expect to see you post when it is 2017 with your call to arms.
>>30515882
Can't help but imagine the Indian government would conduct a Nuclear test on site to take care of business, without any other countries even batting an eye.
>>30516184
It's against international law to test nuclear weapons above ground.
>>30516180
If I were to actually make a call to arms, I would opt for going innawoods here in America.
>>30515859
I don't know man, I have a life and family I can't just drop. How friendly is /k/ island to children? What about food, clothing, water, resources, etc? Come on, an island isn't good. We need to fix our country, not bail on it. We'd be no better than "refugees".
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>>30515882
So basically
>get a bunch of guns and provisions
>move to Alaska
>secede
>proceed with Winter War NA edition
>>30516270
I can see this happening.
>>30515859
>mfw fat autist /k/unts are massacred by stone age savages with spears and arrows
>>30516270
We don't stay in Alaska, if you read the post I named locations that are clearly not Alaska.
Of course, that was just a shitpost. In reality we would pretend to go to a meet up that turns out to be us planning our rebellion. Alaska is a good choice but the temperate rainforests of the Northwest would work better (more food to hunt and the ability to grow crops that can't be grown in Alaska).
>>30515859
I turn my guns in because I'm not some "HURR MOLON LABIA!!1" edgy teenager faggot.
>>30516400
but your a defeatist faggot
>>30516389
s-so....we wont be making america great again?
>>30516414
better than being an edgy preteen
>>30516416
Literally 99.9% of /k/ is going to do this. prove me wrong
>>30516400
I mean I think OPs proposal is retarded as fuck too, but I'll be be damned if I turn in my guns.
>>30516250
Seconding this. I just bought an AR-15, not so that I can make my life somewhere abroad, but so that I can protect myself, my family, etc... If our country were taken from us, the whole purpose of the second amendment is to enable us to take our country back, you know?
>>30516400
A WILD SHILL FOR HILL APPEARS!
/pol/ here. Disregard these faggots, we get them all the time.
>>30516429
He's too scared, so he'll run away.
>>30515859
>It's 2017 and Shillary is about to take our funs. What's your plan?
>buy shotgun
>buy shells
>repeat until money is gone
>>30516481
Heh, reminds me of a several part series from when America was fighting against England, the one with Paul Giamatti. They were just finished taking shit from some european dicks when one guy asks the other if his gun is prepped. Guy #2 replies "damn right I do, lets rally up the lads." Then the next week, the city was taken from the eurofaqs and half the city was leveled by cannon fire.
>>30516500
/k/ doesn't like /pol/
OP here. If you haven't picked up on it because you haven't read all my posts, my entire first post was a shitpost. I see some fags taking me seriously for some reason, but I digress.
Of course it would be cool if we could start a rebellion with fellow /k/omrades when SHTF, but the threat of moles is too high. Let's face it, the ATF comes here all the time and one could easily infiltrate the group and the rebellion would be over after a few weeks.
>>30516604
Only because /k/ and /pol/ are so very similar
>>30516429
>s-so....we wont be making america great again?
America is the /b/ of geopolitics, and as such it was never great.
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Was kind hoping one of you guys would make a funny green text on how he said funs instead of guns. Like that one where a guy meant to say condom but said condor instead and a guy made a green text response making fun of the OPs typo
>>30520078
Having fun while school's out, kid? Lurk moar, newfag.
>>30516311
I can't. Live in florida. Too many of you fuckers vacation here when it's cold
>>30520078
Funs has been an accepted slang for guns on this board since 2009.
