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Best blunt object for home defense?
>>30513348
Something that won't break or dent. Like a cast iron skillet.
>>30513348
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Dragon dildo XXL
A loaded gun
>>30513348
12 gauge slugs
>>30513348
2 guns
>>30513348
I'll take hammer. Link kinda related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTrJa197dSk
>>30513348
Hammer
>designed for hard, rapid strikes unlike bat or pan
>all metal where it counts unlike baton'/black jack
>heaviest weapon out of all
>easiest to conceal somewhere
>two sides for different styles of attack
>most versatile
And the final piece of evidence you need:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a5_1408021957
>>30513348
Sledgehammer with the head reinforced to the handle with steel, or just make the whole sledgehammer one piece of rock or metal.
>>30513348
The bat or the wooden dildo thing. Anything that has the durability to withstand beating someone and that has a modicum of ergonomics because you'll be using it in what one can assume would be tight spaces.
>>30513348
Use mosin nagant as club
Anything sold by glock.
>>30513450
Put spikes on both ends, have a handle made of rubber and put an electric current to run through the hammer.
>>30513348
12 gauge slug fired out of a shotgun.
against a person? ill go with crowbar over hammer just because it seems more versatile as a weapon
>>30513434
>EY...EY...EY...EY...THAS A HAMMER DAWG...THAS A HAMMER MAYNE...THAS FUCKED UP...
Model swords.
>Solid iron
>Very small point of contact with lots of weight
>Tip can be used like a window spike
Prove me wrong, faggots
![Tsuru_Iaito[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hyfv3BQ.jpg "Tsuru_Iaito[1].jpg")
>>30513516
So like an iaito?
Metal bat.
>Dat ping.
i'd say a carpenter's hammer if you don't have the habit of swinging hammers. a forge one if you get paid to hammer shit on a daily basis.
but i must be saying this because i really like hammers.
pic related. a hammer
PR-24.
>>30513499
The dude in the white shirt died.
>>30513516
Too likely to get stuck, either in the attacker or a wall or some object, and can be unwieldy in close quarters. Not to mention that most "model" swords aren't made for any sort of combat or rough use and will likely break.
Also they lack the inertia of something hefty like a baseball bat, so a swing could be easier to deflect.
>>30513434
the sound is fucking brutal
>>30513348
Only weapon you'll ever need.
>>30513450
>Sledgehammer with the head reinforced to the handle
Sledge's tend to be pretty strong anyway. They're designed to deliver big hits a few hundred times without failing. Plus I'd imagine you wouldn't get anything like as much power behind a swing at a person as, unlike a concrete slab, they probably won't have the grace to stand still while you take a swing.
>make the whole sledgehammer one piece of rock
It'd just disintergrate as soon as you swung it.
>or metal
I've never seen a one piece sledge, although I don't use one very often to be fair. They might well exist.
On a slightly related note, if any of you burgers are coming to the UK at some point, please bring me an Estwing or two. They're stupendously expensive here.
>>30513434
Ball-Peen hammer is better
>That reduced striking face
>That extra mass behing your swing
Trench club
But i don't recommend it, might be illegal where you live
>>30513618
Is this your office chair you fucking faggot
>>30513618
Put it on a stick for extra intimidation
>>30513740
How much do theh cost?
Here they're about 30.
If you want some really bad I'd be willing to ship a couple to you if you pay for them.
>>30513816
>On /k/
>Not having any bad dragon dildoes
I bet you like feet you fucking degenerate.
>>30513740
>unlike a concrete slab, they probably won't have the grace to stand still while you take a swing.
This, I've been hit pretty hard by a sledgehammer, to the leg, and all it did was knock my leg out from under me and give me a moderate bruise.
>>30513432
If all the dudes had also pulled out hammers, I would have lost my shit hard.
>>30513793
Ball peen hammers are good handed blunt weapons, one with the longest handle you can find would be a good choice
The rock pick deserves mentioning too
>>30513348
A baseball bat, especially if you load it with lead in the end
>>30513899
You fall on the ground after your leg got knocked out? If they aren't fast enough, hit them with the hammer while their down. Now they will stay still if hit, like a concrete block. You know why? Because there's a concrete block beneath them.
>>30513901
I think she still would've fucked their shit up but would've been a cooler fight scene. Espc in a country where you can't CC, a hammer hidden wouldn't be unreasonable. Rather that than those little knives.
>>30513531
Iaito are usually alloy though.
>>30513450
>>30513740
>>30513836
>>30513899
Get out of 4chan, Paul.
>>30513368
I guess you could hit them with it once you get tired of shooting them.
>>30513547
dude where did you get that sap? also, nice tonfas.
>>30513450
Sledgehammer is shit. It's massive, thick, heavy and far too rough. Just a heap of raw iron.
If you aren't a comic book character it's worthless for fighting moving targets.
If we're stuck with common blunt objects, I'ld go with a regular claw hammer for reasons outlined >>30513434
Is maglite good?
>>30513348
WWII hand shovel or 4D maglight.
Tee-ball bat or "Trucker's Friend" (tire checker) aint too bad also.
>>30513434
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a5_1408021957
"call the poleece deen." "I ain't gonna do all that." fucking niggers
>>30513348
bullet is not sharp
therefore blunt
/thread
>>30515355
Yes, just flash and bash
They can get slick though, some hockey tape or grip tape on the head and handle would be a good idea
>>30515229
Claw hammer a shit, get a rip hammer or framing hammer for the straight claw instead of the typical curved claw hammer
>>30516483
I was thinking of getting either a maglite or a machete , what would you say is more useful
>>30513348
Drywall hammers are kind of brutal, failing that the claw hammer is nice and quick, light and will fuck shit up
Obviously
>>30513618
Furniture doesn't count anon
>>30513552
Yeah I could guess
SWC
Stanley Fubar
Literally anything hard enough to crack the fuckers skull.
You don't have to get too picky here.
Any suggestions for a rabbit club for when the .22 doesn't finish the job? Looking for something more humane then breaking their necks. Thinking maybe an early medieval mace; I want it to be lightweight, effective, but also further satisfy my love of history/weapons.
2-3 feet of rebar.
>>30518375
Breaking their neck is a lot more sure and quick than hitting the little buggers
Foot on their head, pull up quickly and done.
>>30518148
If you work on your home/car, a maglite.
>>30517964
Why does this have both a pivoting foot and adjustable height? It only needs one or the other and both are weak points.
>>30518375
Another bullet works.
>Pan: really i would rather it just as a cooking utensil instead of a blunt weapon, not a good option instead it is the only thing you have at hand
>Hammer: small and not so accurate, bad option at least it is the only thing you have at hand.
>Whip: this is not the middle ages nor fifty shades of grey, this may be very painful but not effective
>bat: if it a large metal or wood bat, may be effective, but sometimes they are very hard to carry, so if you are not a strong person that option is not for you
>Club: almost same has bat, but are less heavy so that could make it more handy
thats my advice, but if you want something effective, buy firearms to be safer
gooseneck crowbar. It's heavy, hard, has a small focal point, and if your wrap the middle in basebal bat tape it's comfortable
>>30518488
I would use another but lead ammo is banned for hunting here and that shit is hard as fuck to find here. Plus I'm just making excuses to want to buy/carry a mace instead of some wood item in my garage.
does it have to be blunt? I'd rather have a sword. Any kind that can stab. Or even a wooden spear.
If I had to choose a blunt weapon, it'd be a DIY or modified cricket bat. Give it a tapered edge to concentrate the force. So it's blunt but much more likely to break bone.
>>30513348
I always keep one of these next to my bed, literally a human scale wrecking ball. If you break into my room I am going to knock down your walls.
>>30513348
>>30513348
tumbera, fire it down the hallway and then beat the fucker with it.
>>30518773
estoc is bestoc
>>30518833
You'd better connect with that first swing, the momentum of a 50 lb weight is not going make that shit easy to bring it back around.
>>30518588
>a club weighs less than a baseball bat
What? I don't know what kind of bats you were swinging, but they only weigh two pounds, and that's a Louisville Slugger. Any decent aluminum bat will still only weigh 1.5 or 2 pounds.
A pickaxe handle makes a good one. Theyre designed to be swing and to create as much momentum from a swing as possible to aid use of the pickaxe. And you can get a pickaxe handle from any work site, really. Its a real pikie's weapon and can really fuck people up. My Dad's mate used one in a fight as a young man and in one swing cracked a dude's jaw in two. He never used ine again after that. Theyre lethal.
>>30520564
>designed to swing and create momentum
Yeah, when the damn head is on it. Granted, the handle is still a formidable weapon, just saying.
>>30520621
Well yeah what I mean is that the handle itself is even designed to have a good swing. Theyre basically made like wooden baseball bats. And here in the UK, baseball isnt really played so our version of the baseball bat as a weapon has traditionally been the pickaxe handle, because any working man can get his hands on one.
>>30520621
As you can see here. Big fat heavy bit on the end to get a good swing on it. Youd be surprised how well they do swing, I was holding one at work a while ago as a workmate got a new head for it, and naturally I gave it a few swings.
>>30520678
Just because I'm from burgerland doesn't mean I've never held a pickaxe handle ya fog breather.
>>30520780
Yeah dont kid yourself fatty the closest you ever got to a working mans tool was your sleep overs at Uncle Touchy's.
>>30520801
Not him, but I was raised on a farm and we had a two-part building company.
I've seen plenty of working man's tools.
>>30520832
Lol hairy muff mon soeur
>>30520832
This. Some weird ideas brits got in their heads about Americans.
A pickaxe is such a basic, ancient tool you won't find a country on this Earth that doesn't use them.
Cold Steel Warhammer, 40 bucks.
Note: buy your own screws their's are shit. Stain wood to preference and mount head. Keep under bed or beside nightstand.
Give your intruder a Catholic prayer before shouting DUES VULT and cleaving their skull in.
PS - super effective against the nobility
A baseball bat thrust to just beneath the solar plexus hurts like hell and can knock the wind out of an intruder.
Frying pan has 10/10 master race sound when applied with authority to a dindu's noggin
>>30520873
I never said yanks dont use them.
>>30518148
machetes have to swing which is hard in a house sometimes if you get one get a shorter one and make sure to sharpen it.
construction special
>>30520510
nice, that would make a good still-technically-blunt weapon. OP needs to specify
In ww1 for close quarters combat the germans and prussians found it very useful to have a shovel...
A shovel can be used for digging,hammering & scooping. also good for wood cutting and most importantly jabbing it into someone's skull through their helmet. Most importantly it does not need to be the prettiest thing in the world, Making it very easy to conceal its real purpose. just buy a decent one that will hold up really well and keep sharp.
