Humor Thread: Independence Edition
>>30499544
hey! Hey! HEY! Be careful with the upholstery!
>>30501522
Someone have this without the watermark?
>>30501586
>Didn't launch Hellfires at 5 miles
>No rocket volleys at 3 miles
>Chain guns silent at a mile
Fucking nips
>>30501841
vampires dont know how to use military equipment
>>30501543
9.3 billion hours in MS Paint.
>>30501522
>No RK95 or M82
TRIGGERED
>>30501589
So that's where the OpenBSD logo comes from.
>>30501589
Gary Larsen was the best
>>30502744
>>30499544
>>30502614
ROFL!
>>30499544
>>30502571
>wz.88
>5.56 NATO
what
>>30504013
Context? That was fucking brutal.
>>30504013
Jesus fuck.
Story?
I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
>>30504046
>>30504074
Could be wrong, but from what I heard the black guy kidnapped some girl and held her in his basement as a rape-slave for some time, and when she escaped, he flipped and went to shoot up the local police station before they could come for him.
Also, that shotgun was apparently loaded with birdshot.
>>30504124
Fucking niggers. Day of the rope when?
>>30504124
He didn't kill anyone, just wounded several officers.
>>30502883
sauce
>>30505238
I know. It's kinda difficult to kill when your gun is loaded with birdshot and your targets are wearing vests.
>>30505209
I wonder how Lord Assblast is doing now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsgxheXCUTU
>>30506907
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT?
Anyone have the screen shot of hickok45 vs I think it was nutnfancy or some other youtuber.
>>30507171
Is that some kind of flare gun? Or is it a legitimate dildo gun? Please, Lord RNGesus, tell me where I can get me a gun with primers strong enough to launch a goddamn dildo.
>>30507220
It's a flare gun loaded with snap caps, and a dildo. Once the bang switch is pressed the dildo would be propelled at great speed toward a waiting autist's buttcheeks.
Possibly triggered by some rube goldberg machine.
>>30505209
I was more than 10 minutes crying of laughter watching this.
>>30505268
Someone was watching out for the boys in blue
>>30507161
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30506907
>(2 KB, 87x125)
>>30507161
I heard that this guy is from /mlp/.
Can anyone clarify?
>>30510186
Why does it matter and why do we care exactly?
>>30510186
It's 14mm bolt action what does it matter if he has a best pone?
>>30510665
>>30510681
It doesn't matter, "we" don't care, I was just curious.
Sheesh.
>>30502744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNdMC6_eUGk
>>30507161
putting a hole in the door and the next 8 things behind it
>>30511526
>Eight
If that's a burgerland home it's going through four houses straight before burying itself in someones' backyard.
t. burgerlander
>>30511675
>>30511687
This one is slightly /v/
>>30511704
Game is Beam NG for the inevitable question
>>30503673
This made me laugh more than i thought it would
>>30505209
The Pun Brigade was spot on in that thread.
>>30511775
These are funny when they're subtly retarded. This is very explicitly retarded.
>>30512099
This is good.
>>30512099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo
>>30512187
reporter_gets_ptsd_from_firing_guns_in_vr.mp4
>>30511687
I remember this video, A little funnier with sound.
I cant remember what it was called on youtube though.
Got a link for it?
>>30512254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr94DmuzsLo
>>30512293
thanks famaroni
>>30512187
>3:54
>What is this, a Five-seveN? I dunno. I don't play anything but Counter Stick.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30502662
a delicious snack
>>30512187
>he tried to load the carry handle
>>30511729
thanks
>>30512187
>the fiddly bit on the side
it's called a Shoulder Thing that goes up, dumbass
>>30512187
>chambers a round
>unloads "magazine or clip"
>pulls trigger
>gun discharges
>SO SCARY!!11!!! DAGNEROUS!!! ASS SALT!1
>>30512709
whats the humor?
>>30512709
disgusting
>>30501586
what the fuck is this
>>30512709
Ha-ha?
>>30512676
this is spooky
>>30505209
I'm in tears
>Remshit
>barrel harmonics
>>30505792
Well this is new.
>>30512734
That the "muh females can operate" chick is just another semen demon
>>30503673
DUDE operating lmao
>>30507171
MFW when I have that exact same type of launcher with full metal construction
>>30511687
Why did Danger Zone play in my head during this?
>>30511704
>turn signal
Anyone got the comic of the /k/ommando in the magpul shirt standing in the corner at a party
>>30499563
wasn't funny on college humor, ain't funny here
>>30512822
It's a rip off of Avatar.
>>30514088
>stop liking what I don't like
>>30501557
>not S/k/hool
>>30502614
>>30514552
Are we roomba posting now
>>30514539
>>30514668
>>30514373
What kind of filesystem are you using that makes that kind of filename resolve?
>>30514521
>>30514539
Sources?
>>30514552
Thats a cute dog
>>30514963
First one is from a 90's animation called The Critic. It still holds up
Second is a music video done by Studio Ghibli
https://vimeo.com/15103971
>>30512709
>that fucking muzzle sweep
I threw my beer at the monitor
>>30515262
>two operator battle bros operate into a cult super strong hold to free their Angel-loli
>then break into and free Angel-loli from Government sponsored testing and detainment facility
>drive past the "safe zone" and release her to the skies near the fucking evolved MURDER CUBE to return to her home and take up the mantle of Valkrie
Holy shit this is beautiful.
This one never fails to make me kek
>>30506907
Straya friendly image
>>30511775
>1775
Aye lad, you at Concord?
>>30514095
fucking underrated
>>30499563
>that feel when not Anthony Burch
Oh Lord it feels so good. Oh, DAMN it feels absolutely splendid.
Thanks for posting this, I was pretty deep in depression but damn i legitimately feel better
>>30505268
Guy got his hand blown off. Don't underestimate birdshot.
>>30514521
>Not Ancap_Paradise.webm
>>30515819
where?
>>30514685
#notallcops
just be lucky there wasn't a beagle and a poodle in the room or else everyone woulda been shot 15 times.
>>30512581
Do you not anon?
>>30512952
The fucks wrong woth her having a sex drive on top of being able to shoot guns decently? At least she promotes them unlike the other 95% of women who instantly condemn them.
>>30519167
This is a place that hates women for being women
>>30519207
Typically i hate them too but any that support funs are fine with me.
Especially ones covered in trashy tattoos.
>>30519220
>Typically i hate them too
At what point do you become a broken person and think this is a reasonable thing to think
Mother issues?
>>30513005
Mind sharing what kind it is?
>>30511717
>B-17
>use B-24 stock footage
>>30507220
>>30507361
>>30502755
Here's the better version
>>30510707
Yes he is.
I posted his gun in a /mlk/ thread.
>>30512187
jesus. i'm not american but fuck me that guys voice is annoying, so condescending and "i'm smarter and more emotional than you"
>>30502755
>Those Treads.
With a few extremely expenive bits, this shoot is more or less entirely possible and i wish i had the time and money to make it happen...
>>30512187
>says there's a magical set of things that makes a gun fire
>It's painfully clear to me why liberals think guns are magical child-killing devices
>We are doomed.
>>30505792
Dam, who knew that ISIS has special forces
>>30518220
Shit misquoted
>>30512676
>>30519662
It's some sort of flare launcher designed for tank crews if I remember correctly. I'll have to dig it out again
>>30506907
>>30519254
At what point does your brain shut off and you don't?
>>30499544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwiRRIefAg
>>30514668
Is he locked open and empty but still firing in the last clip?
I can't believe how unbelievably shit and frequent those lmao le /k/ humor threads have become since summer
There is not a single good post in this fucking thread except maybe >>30521727
>>30524914
Go back to /b/ Summerfag
>>30504101
What's the story behind this
>>30525082
>Italian has papa johns shirt
Just noticed that and I'm dying
>>30524914
FUCK YOU
>>30524914
Fuck you man
>>30525082
>Doesn't help until the end
Bullshit; we were propping up Great Britain and the USSR through lend-lease for years and both Churchill and Stalin said that if it hadn't been for lend-lease they wouldn't have survived.
>>30525461
>Churchill and Stalin said that if it hadn't been for lend-lease they wouldn't have survived.
I'm going to need a source on that
>>30525612
Stalin said so at the Tehran conference but I'm still hunting down the Churchill quote.
>>30517143
Man, I sure do like also having a wii.
>>30514095
NO, but seriously.
>>30514521
>>30525172
Some guy who owns a gun shop has a sense of humor. What the fuck did you think it was?
>>30525770
This one's a little cringy but boy I do get a bit of a chub at any movie/story involving humans beating the shit out of some pompous fantasy race
>>30524914
Go fuckidy fuck yourself, fuck!
>>30525726
>Late 1943
>Highly important event
>As a toast
Yeah, he was grandstanding, and he said they wouldn't have won, not wouldn't have survived.
>inb4 he wasn;t
The use of past tense alone is grandstanding
>inb4 the past tense is fine to use/not literally meant
What he said (in Russian) doesn't allow for that
For the record, I do agree that lend-lease was crucial for the Allied victory and the 'didn't help until the end' thing is definitely stupid, but he was grandstanding.
>>30525814
$21 for 50? That's the joke here.
>>30525954
I'd give anything for a sequel to Avatar where the humans return and decide "fuck peace, it's time to remove ayy"
Anyone have the green text of the guy who witnesses the furry mag dumping a shooter?
>>30525461
>takes all the credit
like pottery
>>30499563
Isn't it funny that everyone in that video slagging the US is Jewish?
>>30506942
cool to see my oc
>>30525814
$21 for 50? That's the joke here.
>>30526011
>>30526206
Site fucked me. Damn it.
>>30521561
Please do, every time I see that picture is want a dildocannon
>>30524914
Go figgedity fuck yourself.
Are you in good paws?
>>30524966
Quit talking out your ass.
These threads aren't any different during the other three seasons and you know it.
>>30524914
pls no
>>30526372
I love immunity cat <3 here is a treat and some catnip.
*treat* *catnip*
>>30524914
fuck off faggot
>>30526567
Get the fuck out
>>30526567
immunity cat poster here. I feel disgusted and violated.
>>30526143
Pretty sure Ash and Anthony are half white, half Mexican.
>>30514720
ReiserFS
>>30502744
>>30502662
I thought it had ambidextrous shell ejection?
>>30526143
>muh jews
>>30526567
Im with u
>>30524963
No, the video quality is just shit and makes it seem that way.
>>30526292
Its a S&W Model 209 N frame Gas and Flare Launcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mI4a3MY2CY
>>30521561
You ever consider selling it?
>>30526008
>Thinking we came "in" at the last minute
>Not thinking we made it the last minute
top bojangles redditor ;^)
Requesting that screen cap of Donald Trump winning the election.
The one where he opens up trade with Russia and the US is flooded with all the slavaboo guns, then it goes into the future and there's a short story about fighting Space-Gooks on the fucking moon or some shit with Russians in a moonrover and mosin nagants.
"Load boolit."
Please, /k/, one of you has it and I can't find it. This is an emergency.
>>30512232
My digital shoulder was digitally bruised.
>>30513334
war, wat never changes
>>30531471
wat's been standing for a long time, that's true...
>>30531277
My /k/omrade, I deliver!
>>30526567
Itstimetostop.cncr
>>30501543
>>30519254
I am a terribly broken man ill have you know.
No mother issues though.
>>30531517
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30520809
Flat tone, high to low, dragging out the final syllable of each sentence like a slow flapping fart. Yep. Makes you want to not listen. It's like the exact opposite of the sound made by girls who turn every statement into a question at the end?
>>30527711
No, it ejects from one side, and you can change the bolt to make it eject from the other side.
>>30524914
MUMMA
>>30514521
>gunshowloophole.webm
>>30526080
G.a.t.e.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLuYDf-VAY
>>30526189
I'm going to get this on a patch
>>30501586
The dreams of someone that just watched blackhawk down and the lord of the rings while high as fuck on shrooms before going to sleep.
>>30514668
What i don't get is there are 2 miniguns on that blackhawk, but they still run out of ammo for the M14.
Should have put the pilot on stripping belts.
>>30526080
Damn it, I know exactly what you're talking about, but can't find it. Here's Space Murderkube, though.
/r/ing the spoof greentext where a bunch of British special forces try to ambush a bunch of navy seals, and it gets turned into a movie.
Requesting the snake with the grenade that reads "I'll kill us all if you fuck with me"
Much like >pic related
>>30532809
Have you found it yet?
>>30532987
I had it a while ago but I think it got deleted
GASTON = OPERATOR AS FUCK
>>>/pol/80075881
/pol/ at it again. :^)
>>30532809
>being this retarded
>>30526189
>>30532239
I don't remember which one but one of the numerous /k/ patch stores has it.
>>30532809
>>30514668
What is that rifle the Delta guy is using? Some kind of mini 14?
>>30533921
M14.
Anyone got that rifle with fleshlight silencer and shoe stock?
>>30511675
That's bullshit, that claw should have slipped right off.
>>30532312
what I dont get is why they didnt use the miniguns. Yeah the chopper crashed...but the guns should still have power, its not ike suddenly the battery discharged. One BRRRRRRRR would keep the dindus away
>>30526006
why in front of a german lawn dart?
>>30534321
Luftwarfe brand, they used to be good but now they are shit.
>>30514415
That's the sort of enthusiasm i like!
>>30520591
Mind if I save this?
>>30515262
The studio Ghibli animation- is that a whole movie or an animation meant just for that song?
>>30534699
No, youre not allowed to.
>>30516504
Nah, im at Jacksonville NC, being the town bottle manufacturer. (not original guy)
>>30534775
Animation just meant for that song, which is a real shame
>>30525770
The General reminds me of Sam Vimes.
>>30526206
>>30526011
Site fucked me. Damn it.
>>30525281
What was it? Im a bit late
![20160707_155019[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2oPSz1B.jpg "20160707_155019[1].jpg")
>>30526292
Now that I've found it, mine seems to be a bit different. The top is similar in design but the rest of it is completely different. I really botched the description on this one
![20160707_155046[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ryShxlo.jpg "20160707_155046[1].jpg")
>>30530882
Sorry, but no. It was the flaregun my father used on his sailboat for the longest time and holds quite a bit of sentiment. The other thing is I botched the info, it's not the same as what's in the post, and its a USCG gun.
>>30531277
I cant wait for the day when I can get an SKS for a reasonable price again
>>30531497
That guy who wrote the buggy ride could be a five-star /K/ book author with that quality of storytelling
>>30499544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI
>>30535209
looks more like she's passing the joint
>>30531497
> you are cowboy. load bullet
My fucking sides.
>>30534883
No I apologize for being that guy, but why cant it be found anywhere on youtube?
>>30514571
:3
>>30535429
Oh dear lord you messed up now...
>>30532314
Oh god!
This could make a great serial novel. Just a series of interviews with aliums who've had run-ins with SpaceKube cultists.
>>30535458
I'd fund it. I got $100 I'll give for that
>>30512187
>tries to put the carry handle under the barrel
This is too good
>>30515262
>https://vimeo.com/15103971
That's really cool. I'm surprised I never heard of it.
>>30524914
fuck you
>>30526080
>tfw no lovingly animated scene of relativistic sharpnel slamming into Pandora.
>>30512099
I love how well the person uses their hand and head movements to portray comedy.
Like the abrupt putting-back-of-the-cylinder (fuck you i don't know the term) after the russian roulette that just said "welp, fuck this"
Some fresh kek from my LGS today. Coloradobros understand.
>>30534571
Is that fucking Hammond?
>>30535458
World War /K/
Like reverse world war z
>>30535458
There are a few. /k/ used to have a pretty large HFY community before the mods started deleting the threads.
>>30537475
>ATF agent here
>which one of you fucks put
>REMOVE
>KEBAB
>as the reason for your SBR tax stamp
>>30514521
>if you hit yes to "are you a criminal" it gives you a Hi Point
>>30525461
I agree with everything you say, but that doesn't change the fact that you're getting triggered by stupid jokes.
t. burger
>>30521112
Nice one.
>>30511704
Why is this so satisfying to watch?
It's so.... smooth.
Until it isn't.
