When the happening comes how will you be loaded out?
Go into as much detail or as little as possible?
What camo will you have?
>pic related is roughly what i'm going for
>poptart
>ruger 10/22
>box of like 50 rounds
>some rope
>A water bottle
>Blankie
>Shitter paper
>Undies
Am I good to go /k/?
>>30496914
>>Shitter paper
your more prepared than most
but you need a quality cloak to protect you from the weather
laminated porn and jugs of olive oil. ill live like a king merchanting.
>>30497012
I see I'll have competition then. I can assure you I have more niche fetishist then you and this is where I'll win.
Are we talking soldiers on the street?
If so I am going to climb inside of one (probably through the asshole) and wear him like a body suit, thus gaining all of his equipment and abilities.
>>30497012
>>30497035
will you have trap porn?
>>30497012
I already have laminated porn. I actually bought a laminating machines just for that. I print off whatever qt3.14 piques my interest that day and laminate the fuck out of it. I use it for showers, baths, etc. It's pretty awesome. I don't use olive oil anymore because it's really hard to get off, even with water and soap.
For best shower/bath results use butter. Soap cleans it right off and it can survive through the water. I wouldn't recommend using it on a prostate device though.
>>30497189
>>30497012
>>30497035
OP here this is the direction i wanted to go with thies thread
>>30497189
Dude, use aloe. Works great and washes right off.
Tastes fucking terrible though, get it off your dick if sucking is going to take place.
>>30496869
>(1.) When the happening comes how will you be loaded out?
>(2.) Go into as much detail or as little as possible?
>(3.) What camo will you have?
1. When I leave the house I will have a bag, normal clothes, running shoes, and a concealed pistol.
2. The clothes will be completely regular people cloths. The gun will be a full size pistol with extra mags. The bag will be a regular backpack with a 5.11 covrt insert with 2 mags, 1 multi tool, 1 TQs, 1 flashlight, 1 sharpie, 1 pen, 2 notebooks (1 WP), 1 phone charger, 1 compass, 1 AP brush, extra batteries, and 1 pair hinged cuffs. If I really need to then I can add an AR, dump pouch, and 5.56 mags in the backpack with one in pants back pocket. If I need my plate carrier or my AR then I better just not go outside, that's stupid as hell.
3. If I need camo then I better not go outside in the first place. But if it came to it then I'd wear my green dickies pants, coyote boots, mute shirt, and multicam blouse. God if I really had to camo up then I have full multicam but jesus that would have to be a pretty stupid situation.
if you haven't seen the 5.11 covrt inserts then I really recommend looking into them. pic related, it's just a backpack sized panel covered in molle on both sides. they just came out.
>>30497241
Dude. If I'm laminating porn to use in the shower, obviously I'm not getting my dick sucked. If I could suck my own dick, I would also not have any use for lube.
Yeah, this shit is sad as fuck. But I'm a 20-something slightly overweight gun-nut with no friends. I have to keep myself from blowing my own brains out somehow.
How long is the happening?
Are gas stations open?
I've gone innaprairie for 8 days with nothing but a 1/4 cord of firewood and a few ramen packets for hunting, sleeping out of my truck.
If we are talking long term, I have a family friend on 120 acres nearby with hogs and deer running rampant, and a barn with thousands of pounds of deer corn for feeders.
Load up my truck with guns and ammo, attempt to take my garden's veggie plants with me in the bed (they'll probably die), throw my duck decoys and 50 gallon emergency water tank in the truck bed, and grab every ounce of meat from my freezer.
Ranch is on solar power, 10 cords of firewood already cut, lots of meat already stored there, and a 600 square foot veggie garden is there year round.
I think my only problem is getting there assuming there are road blocks, and after that, drought.
>>30497270
With regards to morale I've got a few webm's from /gif/ saved on my phone so let's hope the solar panels come through.
>>30497254
I hear ya man.
All I am saying is back when suckings of my dick used to happen 10 years ago, one time I accidentally left some aloe in my foreskin. Things did not go well for the girl, it gives you instant cotton mouth like chewing on a banana peel.
Yes, I was still fapping 4-5 times a day while fucking 1-2 times a day.... ahh to be young.
>>30497277
They have flashlights that charge shake-weight style. You could rig up the charging mechanism to a fleshlight and charge your phone while you fapp.
>>30497283
Eh, I bought one a while back. It was junk.
>>30497294
The fleshlight or the flashlight?
>>30496869
I got a box full of anime blu rays and war movie DVDs, and all my hentai on a drive. Planning to get a solar panel and generator soon, then commence underground digging operations.
At that point I will breed mice in a select room in my underground safe haven for my ferrets to eat in the long run.
If undergroud ferret weeb base requires fallout protection I will scrap solar power and do a bit more research.
by the way, what happens if I use the generator to power lights that produce rays equal to the sun? Then hang them over the panels? Infinite energy?
>>30496914
Have you converted your 10/22 to have a giggle switch yet?
>>30497309
>what happens if I use the generator to power lights that produce rays equal to the sun? Then hang them over the panels? Infinite energy?
Actually it is possible for this to get away from you and explode.
>>30497299
The flashlight.
>>30497326
... go on
>>30497309
>what is efficiency
I have 2 small kids so I'm bugging in.
Glock 23 permanent on my hip.
Mississippi, so 120 degree heat index in summer, 0 degree wind chill in winter. I would have appropriate clothes for all extremes.
Woodland camo. We have nothing but trees. Mosin for any big game hunting. Bayonet for hogs.
>tfw can't booby trap house because babies might accidentally
>>30497309
>by the way, what happens if I use the generator to power lights that produce rays equal to the sun? Then hang them over the panels? Infinite energy?
Solar panels are only like 20% efficient and so are LEDs. You would lose the vast majority of the energy.
remember lads you need a good cloak for the happening to properly blend in
>>30497389
>Bayonet for hogs.
wat. Do you WANT to get gored or something?
