/k/, today we plan a robbery of a jewelry store
store opens at 0900, closes at 1800
during the day, there are about 7 civs in the store, and traffic is heavy on a nearby road
Daytime police response- 6:40
Nighttime police response- 4:15
any gear is allowed, as long as you can still turn a profit
>>30495868
>/k/, today we plan a robbery of a jewelry store
Thats a hard no.
We follow the law here. Nice try ATF. My pupper will not get shot this week
>>30495924
do it and I will give you PIZZA CHEESE and a free chinese waifu anime ohio senpai
>>30495868
detonate car bomb in an empty parking garage across town.
plasma torch through to the high value vault, jack what is grabbable, and torch cut into lock boxes.
leave in 6 minutes via roof into nearby van. switch cars outside of town and distribute loot next city over. sell jewels outside the country, or inside the country via private silent auction.
bruv get the ATM and jewels at the same time
run away in a shit car that can be burned out
Just act like a redguard and threaten the shop owner with a high point.
Bail once you've reached your allotted time limit in a stolen car
Burn said car and sell said jewels in another city.
No need to complicate being a thief unless you're going after some high stakes shit...but, in that case...
>wait til 2 am
>detonate explosives above safe and the ok jewellery
>grab what you can, either climb back out via ropes or breach the front door
>thermite everything else to eliminate evidence/for funsies
>hop into your Bradley waiting outside
>drive into the sunset a rich man
>pic related, mfw planning the heist
>>30496020
Obvious picture is salvadorian... Nice try obama
>>30495956
This right here.
Though I would add, setting fire to the whole place on your way out. To eliminate trace evidence like prints and dna.
The FBI and State police are going to be all over the JEWelry store robbery once they learn of it happening right after a bomb going off across town.
I wouldn't even sell the loot for years/decades. Just seal it up in plastic bags and hide it some place safe.Consider it a retirement plan.
Gemstones get microscopic serial numbers etched on them by lasers these days.
precious metals. Just melt that shit down. though take care not to mix different karats of gold. Then sell off little ingots.
>>30495868
>/k/, today we plan a robbery of a jewelry store
BELAY THAT ORDER, COMRADE
SAGE
>>30495868
>/k/, today we plan a robbery of a jewelry store
Step 1: Get access to the printing presses that are responsible for circulating currency.
Step 2: Print so much money that the jewelry store owner's bank account is devalued.
Step 3: Just keep printing tons and tons of money with no consequences.
How'd I do?
>>30495868
>any gear
We take the value of every item in store in cash/credit, and buy the whole lot, demanding a discount for the amount of stock (they will give it every time).
Well done, we just made (saved) a few thousand dollars, legally.
Job well done /k/.
>>30496781
Federal reserve/10
>>30496781
>>30497009
>inflation is robbery
Kek, this is some /x/-tier retardation.
>femboy trap seduces manager
>take keys
>drive up at night, de-activate security with keys and codes and clean the place out at a leisurely pace
>manager too ashamed at ending up on /b/ to report to the police
>>30497065
Its forced redistribution of wealth.
Do you even understand /biz/ at all?
>>30495868
>buy a bulldozer and hire a plane
>drop bulldozer from 10,000 ft onto the safe
>safe gets replaced by bulldozer
>crack the safe in the basement like whenever
>>30495868
why don't you plan it and I'll watch?
->have man working inside
>send a man and woman from my crew inside browsing
>pretend to browse
>beat up security guard
>hold woman crew member hostage
>inside man opens vault
>steal valuable diamonds
>shoot inside man
>sooth customers
>leave to flee in black mercedes
>have angry black crew member shoot approaching police car with rocket launcher
>make getaway
