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Oh shit niggers, it's time for an Upotte!! Thread. >Post
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Oh shit niggers, it's time for an Upotte!! Thread.
>Post your raifus
>Post real funs in suggestive situations
>Talk shit about other raifus
And also don't forget
>Call everyone in the thread autistic for liking anthropomorphic guns
I'll start by dumping what I have
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>>30483435
>an
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Is it bad that I only like H&K raifus because of their stockings and black hair and being German?
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>>30483468
Not at all. HK is my fetish as well
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And here we have Galil being fucking adorable as always
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L85 is always cuter when she's mad
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Sig is best middle schooler
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This is what gun confiscation looks like.
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Best raifu incoming
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Now a qt Faruu
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More of mai raifu
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>>30483599
she dead
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>>30483620
Proofs
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Jisuri makes me feel a certain way, anons.
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>>30483635
literally died a few chapters ago
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This is my favorite raifu picture
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>>30483646
>mfw
Out of the loop for a few weeks and I come back to this
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>>30483646
>Implying
More like she lost all her memories after having parts replaced. She's alive, just not the same raifu
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>>30483503
>>30483520
>>30483655
:^
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>>30483548
Sniper version would have glasses and longer hair
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>>30483686
its a completely new model that was shipped to the school, she died and was replaced, and even if she was somehow repaired it would be just the same as being dead and putting a clone in their place.
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What would the Scar 17 and Scar 16 look like?
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Little bit of 14
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A little bit more lewd
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>>30483763
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And that's all I got fellas
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>>30483734
Nigga, they literally said she was repaired but not the same as the old raifu. Hence the explaination of raifu parts containing memories and said memories being lost if severely damaged or replaced
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>>30483800
>that left arm
Too straight, needs a little shading/form and a more noticeable area from the shoulder to elbow
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>>30483800
Needs Ugg boots
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God dammit /k/. Why did you have to show me this. Upotte!! Has heavily influenced every single one of my firearm purchases since I saw it. Before Upotte!! I wanted an AR like everyone else (which would have been the most sensible action) but instead I got a PTR-91 and a C93. It's gonna be a long fuckin time before I actually get an AR because first I gotta have a
>Galil
>Sig 556
>FAL
>M1A
>FNC (Fucking import bans)
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>>30484024
at least you dont want a sako because those things are impossible
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>>30484053
I do want one, badly. I just realize that I'll never get one and I put the thought out of my mind
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>>30484064
unless you want to have one custom built for $4000
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>>30484113
So it's about FNC level. Fuck import bans. For real. Pisses me off every time I think about it.
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>>30484136
One thing I would do is learn about screws and measurements and milling. Once you got the basics and what not, find blueprints online or research them and do it yourself. I'm already working in Industrial Hardware stores just so I can learn more about the tools and materials also used in making firearms
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>>30483800
>>30483844
and tan lines and/or a jarringly uneven tan
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Right now I'm working on making an archive of all /ak/ anime, manga, movies, etc. What all should I put in there?
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>>30484470
off the top of my head
upotte
girls und panzer
black lagoon
gunsmith cats
jormungand
Sabagebu
gunslinger girl
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>>30484550
Already have all of those (anime). Right now I'm working on gathering up all the manga into one place.
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Doesn't one of the guns masturbate under a tree while in kit or something

Maybe I'm thinking of a different show
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>>30484590
Yes. Sako. During one of the episodes where they have this wargames kinda shit, she shoots Funko (FNC) in the stomach several times after she masturbated to the idea of causing her pain.
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>>30484617
Fucking hell
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>upotte! waifuized guns
>most of them are made out of unobtanium, even in the US
>can only own so many figures and dakis
Fuck this. I will join the belgian army if that's the only way I can get my hands on my raifu.
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>>30484665
But that's why anons love her. She's a fucking insane knife-eared Finn. That's sexy. And also a gun.
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>>30484665
go back to redit
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>>30484679
You can get one if you're willing to spend ~4k
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>>30484700
Not in europe.
Why must life be so cruel.
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>>30484762
Why not move to the US?
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>>30484775
Sounds easier said than done.
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>>30484762
I'm so sorry anon
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oh boy upotte
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Since we couldn't talk about suppressors in the last thread can we talk about them here?
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>>30483468
FAL with stockings when?
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>>30483620
Rhodesians never die, anon
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>>30484917
Well, what about them?
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Does Chapter 20 of Upotte just not exist? On the /ak/ canlation page it is missing chapter 34, and on manga reading sites, its missing chapter 20.
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>>30484979
What should they look like/ be modeled as?
I thought of making them look like bondage gags as a joke but dismissed it.
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No matter where I go, Upotte is always either missing a chapter or has a duplicate chapter. This is confusing me.
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>>30484470
[Innocent coughing intensifies]

>captcha: select all airplanes
Aw shit, it knows.
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>>30485228
Link it and I'll put it in. Also, would you happen to have any idea about this Upotte bullshit? This missing chapter is driving my autism crazy.
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Japan is too far ahead in terms of Gun and Girl content
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>>30485338
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>>30485338
>30 bux each
is it worth it?
thats literally all i like which is guns and anime grills.

i guess i answered my own question. time to order
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>>30485338
What is this?

>>30485228
What is the name of this?
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>>30485367
>>30485371
Mostly pictures of anime girls and gun specs but it's all in moon runes, I'll get a pic of the innards
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>>30485405
theres a dump here dont worry

https://www.face
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>>30485036
Oh, for the /k/omic? Make them a medical facemask. For weapons with integrated silencers have it be a part of their personality like MP5SD.
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>>30485239
I'll just list the stuff that we do, it's easier (and because it's like 2 AM).

-Etten no Sora (Semi-cute girl flying interwar-era aircraft for notJapan again the notWorld.)
-Armored and Flight Highschool (girls that are tanks/planes and their crazy school lives)
-Gate - Thus the JSDF Fought There (Self-insert JSDF officer MC invades fantasy RPG-like land, and gets himself a harem)
-Groundless (Woman and her family get torn apart by a civil war on an colonial island nation, so she exacts revenge with her husband's prototype sniper rifle)
-Kurogane: Pukapuka-tai (Cute lesbians operating WW2 naval ships inna Pacific theater, with the main character using a Japanese merchant raider)
-Marginal Operation (Otaku gets fed up with life, joins a secretive company only to find out it's actually a PMC operating in notAfghanistan) [We aren't working on this anymore, but another group has picked it up)
-Otto Carius-Doromamire no tora (Hayao Miyazaki's recounting of Otto Carius's famous exploits on the Eastern Front, except everyone are portrayed as pigs...)
-Arpeggio of Blue Steel (Uhh, nanomachine girls who operate naval vessels that look oddly like WW2 ships, except with lasers and awesome stuff in the FUTURE!) [Was dropped due to licensing]
-Shidenkai no Maki (Cute girls who fly WW2 planes in modern day Japan, acting a little like biker gangs or something. Similar to GuP, same artist/character designer).
-Youjo Senki (A Japanese office manager is killed and resurrected in another world as a magical Reichloli, hilarity and devastating destruction follows)

And don't forget Sora no Woto or Kino's Journey, those are quintessential /ak/ series.

If you all need anything else, just ask. I can probably dig up some other stuff if I look hard enough at my lists and stuff.

>>30485371
Groundless (aka pic-related).
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>>30485420
Wow, they even included spec sheets and technical stuff. Awesome.
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>>30485468
Shit, forgot about what time it is over there. Still trying to adjust to the new timezone. Thanks for the suggestions.
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>>30485492
Don't worry about it, I'm just wasting away my summer staying up way too late and sleeping in way too much.

And I forgot to add a few more:
-Sailor-fuku to JÅ«sensha (Like GuP but way lewder and much more comedic)
-Apocalypse Meow [AKA Cat Shit One] (Bunnies operating inna Vietnam against those dirty Red Cats and Bears, very well researched)

Along with Gunsmith cats, Riding Bean is a good little short that predates the series by a few years. Also, putting in Coppelion (post-apocalyptic cute radiation-resistant girls trying to fix a nuclear disaster in Tokyo), Kiba no Tabishounin - The Arms Peddler (Post-societal breakdown, with raiders and bandits roaming the wastes. Has some weird demonic elements to it, but who doesn't like a young woman operating with a PTRS and sword combo?), Area 88 (Fighter jock mercs fighting over notMiddle East in a plethora of planes, with the poor MC thrown into it by an asshole of a "friend"), and... some other stuff I can't remember right now. I'm too tired, but if the thread is up tomorrow I will be sure to give some more. It's hard selecting related series that everyone will like...

And yes, I'm obviously missing series like Gundam and Macross, but I'm more into the "cute girls operating inna operations" side of thing than the mecha and space operas.
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>>30485611
>I'm just wasting away my summer staying up way too late and sleeping in way too much.
I know the feel. In processing at my new unit. My days are pretty much fill out a form or two, hit the gym for maybe an hour, then spend the rest of my day posting about cute girls with guns.
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>>30485420
Guess my reply didn't go through. Thanks for the link

>>30485367
It wasn't $30 when I bought them. There was a Japanese ebay seller who had a huge blowout, got these and the complete Upotte manga for around $80 shipped
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any updates on those new upotte patches?
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get your galil and sako lewds here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_pNnlgXSd0
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>>30485806
Upotte patches?
Where will I be able to get them?
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>>30485876

das a valmet mane

there is no good videos of sako, between finnish military videos and finnish civilians who do a poor job of showcasing it, im left needing more.
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>>30485468
Pukapuka-tei was impossible to get when I was in Japan a year ago...
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>>30485806
>>30485883
You mean the skinwalker ones?
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>>30483823
>>30483734
>>30483686

TL;DR
The whole upper, I.E. the Serial Number has been replaced. It is not same rifle.
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>>30485940
yes
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>>30485951
>skinwalker
>ever resupplying
Good luck with that, m8. FN will start manufacturing FNCs again before he restocks. Glad I got my Seishou patch when he had them.
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>>30485951
August September according to the email. Also check the patch for more details.
>>30485962
Faggot
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>>30485996
How am I the faggot? He has literally only had patches in stock once and it was for barely a day. And this was months ago. NEET doesn't even have a functioning sit and he does more than Skinwalker.
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>>30486015
Well you're spewing shit like a loose asshole. That aside both of their emails are easy to find and they both reply fairly quickly. If you're mad you missed out calm thy tits.
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>>30486032
>missed out
I didn't. I got both the CHNA and Seishou patches. And how fast he replies isn't indicative of how fast he restocks. Why are you getting so asshurt?
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>>30486043
I'm not. You're the one triggered by faggotry faggot. So bleh.
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>>30486049
Are you drunk? You're talking like you're drunk. All I said was he never restocks and then you came in calling me a faggot. That seems pretty asshurt.
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if you guys keep fighting im going to rape the shit out of you
or rape the shit further into you, depending on how you look at it
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>>30485996
>>30486032
>>30486049
Jesus, skinwalker. Put your trip back on. This is way too obvious.
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>>30486058
Half way through bottle of JB. Fuck it. I'm out.
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>>30486099
I didn't think 12 year old's could drink that much. Good riddance, you fucking manchild.
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This thread need more of Best Girl.
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>>30486295
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>>30486327
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>>30486332
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>>30486347
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>>30486295
If you want best girl, why are you posting her?
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>>30485030
Yes. Numbering dun goofed when changing the mag it was published in.
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>No Thompson-sensei itt

When will you learn to handle a real woman ?
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>>30483707
DELETE THIS! It never happened!
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>>30485452
That's interesting. Why a medical mask
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>>30486308
>That tiny sliver of booty
Mmmmm
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>>30483468
>Having preference
Nope, it's only bad when you start shitting on other raifus.

Let's get qt RSH in here.
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>>30486073
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>>30486902
I'd just say any face mask that muffles noise. Silencers don't remove noise, just a good portion of it, so a gag would be excessive.
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>>30486775
So which is the chapter that never happened? Is it 20 or 34 that doesn't exist? And is hat the same reason why here doesn't seem to be a chapter 9 of Upotte!! Nano?
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>>30486946
Or an actual muffler for the pun.
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>>30486962
It looks like it's Chapter 21 that doesn't exist.
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>>30486962
Yes, it has been a couple numbering errors that have been carried over for a while.
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>>30486931
The thing is I also like those eeeaarrss
Maybe I like HK 31
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>>30487011
Good to know. I just wanted to be sure that I wasn't missing a chapter right in the middle of the story.
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>>30487020
Needs to be updated to include SKS
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>>30487016
i gotta agree with the ears, i just wana playfuly blow on them to mess with them.
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>>30487070
Hehe, you are a good husbando for raifus
I would play around with those pointy ears to show them my love
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This scenario came to me when drunk one time.
So if the furniture of a gun was replaced with, say, modernized furniture, would their clothing be replaced with some modern/tron level shit or would it be a different color uniform?
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>>30487176
I think they just get tougher. FAL seemed to allude that those with wooden stocks are easier to injure and require a little more TLC.
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>>30487183
What about things such as rail systems? Would that show up as pockets or bags or something?
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>>30484470
Do you want me to upload a screenshot of my list?
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>>30484679
>wears mizunos
Fucco best
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>>30487213
Go for it. Probably won't get to it till tomorrow. About to go to sleep.
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>>30487198
I could see them wearing certain things of clothing and gear as they add modifications.
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>>30485036
>Bondage gags
I like that idea. Face masks or medical face masks for put on is pretty cool as >>30485452 said. Even Better would be a ski mask or baclava. Keep the bondage gags as a joke when they present certain brands of suppressors. Like one brand known for its lewd intents
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my raifu
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these are the threads that spread cancer and ruin boards.
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>>30487242
>claiming summerfag
That's how we know that you're a summerfag. /ak/ threads aren't something new.
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>>30484762
>Not in europe.
>What is Switzerland
>What is Czechoslovakia
>What is Finland
>What is Sweden (High suggest to not go there, despite their surprisingly lax firearms laws compared to other Euro countries)
>What is Estonia
>What is The Balkans (Easy to get arms there illegally, police won't give a fuck due to how hard it is, stay in the countryside). Also lax gun laws compared to western Europe
Don't be a pussy. Move. You live in a EU state, no?
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>>30487198
i remember discussing something like this last thread, small stuff along the lines of red dots didn't change much where more powerful scopes added glasses, so i guess the idea would be the same. It could add little things like watches or necklaces, mostly just vanity stuff.

Though i bring forward the idea that was brought up of foregrip customization changeing their bras, the same as their stocks change their panties.

For extra pockets or bags though? maybe litteral ammo pouches on stock/body or ammo bandoliers/slings would add them?

So many raifu accessories, so little time...
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>>30487242
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
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>>30487279
Stock socks could be stockings.
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>>30487249
i didnt say they were new i said they were cancer.
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>>30487291
anima girls/furs - if you like this you are autistic or mentally ill.
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>>30486902
Because they are a very common japanese accessory.
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I wonder how the Upotte raifus would handle a really old design like a lever gun or WWI bolt gun. MILFS? Adorable oba-sans? Would a Hakim be a durka or a Pharaoh?
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Parts kit zombie raifus when?
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>>30487217
So THATS what kind of shoe she is wearing.
Thank you. Have more of best raifu.
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>>30487258
I still highly doubt the chance of a civilian converted FNC popping up in any of those places.
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>>30487318
>2004+12
>Complaints about kemonomimi on 4chan of all places
Wew lad.
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>>30487341
Ayyy
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>>30487313
Yes, but you posted a pic that implied that the thread was summerfags.
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>>30487326
Well, just about every gun from WW2 is presented as being ~35-40 years old or older, so I'd imagine they'd all look either just as old, if not older. The Mosin and Gewehr would probably be an old ladies, along with the Lee-Enfield and Springfield being old men or something, and similar rifles would probably be similarly just as old looking.
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>>30487398
I'm now imagining a .45-70 as one of those tiny decrepit elderly martial arts masters who can smash mountains with her walking stick.
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>>30487364
I dont know what any of that even means. I dont speak this weird basement dwelling nerd language
>>30487377
this many people in this cancer of a thread is surely a sign of the season
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>>30487431
Hating weebs or pretending to is obvious bait.
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>>30487431
See, it's shit like that which makes me think you're new. If anything, this thread is a bit more tame than the /ak/ threads we normally have all year round.
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>>30487439
This. /ak/ is not the same it was on /k/ after several anons pushed the general fags out. You may want to compare the /ak/ threads on /a/ and on /k/ and you'll see a huge difference in discussion compared to the circle jerking they do over there. Also pic related. If ou want serious discussion crap, there's always eight chan, op chan, amd other gun forums
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>>30487435
the shit is stupid bro, how old are you?
>>30487439
i dont tend to browse these weirdo threads but this shit belongs on /b/ with the rest of the random weirdo shit not on /k/ imo so I stopped by
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>>30487362
>I still highly doubt the chance of a civilian converted FNC popping up in any of those places.
Nah, there are still in circulation, you just gotta research it well. I've even heard from residential anons from Belgium also have civillian converted FNCs
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>>30487455
From what I've seen, the biggest change is that /ak/ threads used to just be image dumps with minimal discussion on the actual media related to the subject matter

>>30487457
>imo
Literally who fucking cares about your opinion? Also, you can stop baiting now.
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>>30487457
>imo
No one gives a fuck about your opinion. You can always hide threads, but the fact you don't like what others like and comes her to shit up the thread when the anons here are discussing the manga and other /k/ related nip comics (Despite the occasional raifu posting) shows you're being the problem
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>>30487469
>From what I've seen, the biggest change is that /ak/ threads used to just be image dumps with minimal discussion on the actual media related to the subject matter
You can thank the /k/omic anons for that. Especially some former /ak/ scanlators as well. Took them a while, but they've fixed a lot of the quality issues /ak/ threads had here
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>>30487469
its not my fault you get a boner for little kids and animals. dont get all mad at me, weirdo mfer.
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>>30487476
this-
>>30487495
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>>30487495
>b8ing this hard
>He doesn't know the difference between 2D fictional characters and actual real life
I suggest you get a mental evaluation since you can't tell the difference between reality and fiction.
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>>30487495
>weirdo mfer
Is it really that hard for you to spell out "mother fucker"? Or are you an underage who thinks he needs to censor himself?
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>>30487502
whatever you have to tell yourself to keep from admitting to yourself that you have are a creepy sick weirdo / man-child
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>>30487523
>(you)
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God dammit. I'm a bit too drunk to remember what time it is back in the states. Is it too early in the morning or too late at night for this level of b8ing?
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>>30487522
you almost were going to have to face the fact that you are a weirdo dog fucking pedopervnigger but you found something about the way I typed a word to point out. nice easy out, degenerate.
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>>30487543
11:21 AM EST right now
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>>30487543
Dunno, it's only 11 am here.
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>>30487537
sickenss
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>>30487555
>Trips confirm shit b8.
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>>30487550
>>30487551
Fuck. It's past midnight here and I don't quite remember this bottle of whiskey being this empty before. I spent like 4 hours trying to get all the chapters of Upotte and label them just the way I want them.
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>>30487562
trips confirms derailed weirdo thread
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>>30487567
wew. Sleep tight when you get to bed anon
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>>30487462
Then maybe with a bit of luck I won't have to move. I will definitely keep my eyes and ears open once I hit the minimum age requirement to own anything larger than .22
And until I find Funco I will have Jisuri to keep me company. Thanks, Anon.
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You guys actually own raifus and waifus, r-right?
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>>30487688
Well, currently half way around the world from my raifus. Though I'm going to have 2 new members of the family, soon. That is, just as soon as S1 or whomever gets off their ass and processes my god damn bonus. I want to buy my Scar 17 and Scar 16.
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>>30487688
I'm waiting on my next couple of paychecks so I can get a Vepr, scope it, and tart it up like an SVD. My revolver caliber carbine is great but it sucks ass after a hundred yards or so.
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>>30487688
I only own a yugo SKS and a couple of pistols. Complete and utter poorfag student living check to check. And until there are Galil figures, nothing.
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>>30484470

Ghost in the Shell
Ghost in the Shell: Innocence
Ghost in the Shell: Solid State Society
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex Second Gig
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>>30487688
trying to save up to get mine, I hate being poor.
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>>30487688
Currently studying for license. PR registration and licensing process sucks, but it's pretty well worth it since I can acquire any firearm I want and SBR them without a tax stamp here.
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>>30487688

Not exactly a waifu, but a cute loli is fine too.
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>>30483435
Where 2 watch? I tried looking on TPB but there were no seeders.
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>>30486946
Well, gags also don't block sound. I have to further retain all of my subjects that are gagged
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>>30487176
>>30487183
>>30487198
>>30487229
>>30487279
Can we expand on this?
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>>30488318
All ten episodes have an English dub on YouTube. That's how I watched it.
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>>30488457
>Watching dubs
>Going on Jewtube for animu
>ever
Kissanime has all the episodes subbed or dubbed
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>>30488701
>Learning gookspeak
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>>30488727
Subtitles, motherfucker.
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>>30488423
Well, let's start with the confirmed basics and build from there.

What we know:
Keep in mind, i don't remember the exact raifu's involved off by heart.


Barrel length=Hair length (AUG)
Caliber/Round type=Age/Size (The seperation of pistols/smgs, rifles, and "High power"/DMR rifles.)
Firerate=Talking speed (MAC 10)
Front weight=Bust size (L85)
Stock type=Style of panties (FNC)
Rifle thickness=Body thickness (AK74 in one of the lewdish comics)

So from these already known/confirmed relations we could assume or guess that:

Foregrip=Bra style
Back/Stock weight=Ass size/Curvature
Stock length=Leg length

Now, lets think of additional possibilities or ideas.

Could rail covers add extra padding? or even a light vest for small arms protection?
Could simple sights or reddots be contact lenses? where high power scopes are glasses?


All i got but i just got a wild thought, what in the FUCK would an upotte G11 even look like?
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>>30488745
>German
>Ugly
>Picky eater
>Huge and bulky
>Digestive problems
>Wears blocky Soviet style clothing
>does nothing but cause problems
Angela Merkel.
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>>30488783
kek
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>>30488701
>Watching dubs
>ever
If you don't watch Baccano dubbed, you are doing yourself a disservice. Nips can't into Prohibition-era American accents.
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>>30488870
Black Lagoon is also decent dubbed because everyone on the boat is from the US except Rock, and it makes a lot more sense that they'd be speaking English in Roanapur rather than Japanese.
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>>30488745
>Barrel length=Hair length
Correct
>Caliber/Round type=Age/Size
Correct. However, classification can determine which class they're in as well. HK53, alrhough a PDW SBR, is put with the submachine guns due to HK classifying it as a smg
>Firerate=Talking speed
Sort of, more like chatterboxes.
>Front weight=Bust size
Handguard also determines bust size.
>Stock type=Style of panties
Correct
>Rifle thickness=Body thickness
Wat. I don't recall that being there.
>(AK74 in one of the lewdish comics)
Ayo, hol' up. I don't recall a doujin called AK74. If it'a a doujin by Eggplant man, then yes, it's something to determine, if it's a fan doujin, that's their headcannon.
>Foregrip=Bra style
Nah, Handguard does it just fine
>Back/Stock weight=Ass size/Curvature
Make sense
>Stock length=Leg length
Overall rifle length determines the height and body proportions associated with it. This seems more as of nonimportance
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>>30483563
is this suppose to be a galil?
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>>30489080
No, that's FNC
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>>30484024
I love my galil. Like a lot. Its my favorite gun
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>>30489035
can't rember where or wich one, but i do remember that the RSH girls were in a bath, you could clearly see AK's nipples, and one of them said "You're too thin." in comparission to a VZ
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>>30486295
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>>30489233
Lewd gun fingering pics please
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>>30489272
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>>30487469
>implying that there are actual /ak/ threads on /a/
It's just GuP spam season there right now, I wouldn't really call it /ak/.

>>30485927
Well, somehow swiss gets them eventually, though I believe that series is like almost twice a year or something.

But man, I am glad I only work today. Freedom to Grill Day is almost ready for me, and I'm ready for it.
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>>30489256
Oh, that's echiina!! First manga I believe. Yes if so, then yes.
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>>30489257
>Stalled
>Not stovepipe
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>>30489361
In a few months it'll be replaced with threads for the new strike witches spin off
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>>30487067
There's a lot missing actually
AKS-74U,AMD-65,RPD and PKM appeared on the newer chapters
There's this version with no names however
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>>30489319
>>30489863
Just got to Ch. 67 myself, so yeah definitely a lot missing from this. It'd have to really be a much larger pic.

Also, no RPK in a maid outfit? Boo. She's definitely the best of the AKs in Red Steel.
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>>30490113
Ask and yeh shall recieve
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>>30490235
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>>30490250
>No visible lips
This ruins much of the charm RPK has...
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>>30489603
Man I didn't translate it.
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>>30488745
Oh yeah, being stockless also means no underwear (see TMP). For those with folding stocks, what does this mean when the stock is folded?
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>>30490677
Well, saying that it is just riding up on them sounds weird.

I suppose they may just take it off when folded. To what advantage, i do not know, but i can bet it's for "emergency removal".

M16 was right, skeletal folding stocks are lewd raifus
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>>30483465
Why does she have hotdogs in those little breast pockets?
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>>30490892
Belgian sausages
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>>30490826
I guess they feel a lot more free and maneuverable, though not as well in control when firing.
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>>30489603
The group that did the first two volumes were literally a bunch of noguns ESLs,
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My raifu the mas 49
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>>30490826
>>30490677
>>30490998
Nah, folding skeleton stocks just mean they have thongs.
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>>30491803
Derp, you're right
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>>30486946
Why not just a gas mask or respirator of some sort? Suppressors/silencers block gas in a way.
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>>30492114
>Suppressors/silencers block gas in a way.
Buttplug.
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>>30487553
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
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>>30490826
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>>30492129
Nah, they cover the mouth, gas masks and respirators or whatever. And then some brands are considered lewd ball gags
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>>30492311
IMO either mufflers (as in scarves) or wind instruments (flutes, etc) since they modify the gun report a little, haha.
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I think we just really want an excuse to gag our raifus.

And then proceed with additional procudures.
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>>30492457
At times like these I remember Tovarisch Horsehead's words of wisdom from the makarov cosmoline soup noodles incident.
>b-but I eject from there
>nyet today you don't
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>>30492129
Shouldn't a buttplug be one of those m4 stock adapters?
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>>30492757
This. If a magpul stock behaved like a vobrator in kekkan gun, a butt plug brand is definetly worthy.
>What has this thread become
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>>30492802
If you think that's bad, consider that brass catchers are like diapers.
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>>30492802
>>What has this thread become
tactilewd
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>>30492830
Yeah I'm not fucking making that canon. I'd rather them be tampons.
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>>30485611
Michiko & Hatchin is pretty /k/ imho. If you liked Cowboy Bepop (and who doesn't?) you'll probably like this one too.
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>>30492849
But anon, everyone knows that ammunition is food for raifus. What do you call the dirty bits of former food that get ejected out the rear port after you eat?
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>>30492849
This. I don't mind kenominimis and suppressors and muzzle breaks being BDSM gear, but the moment we go to /d/ is the moment we stop operating
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>>30492981
Or you know, it could be a gear that has no effect whatsoever to the anthropomorphic form. We're not appealing to you diaper fags, at all.
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>>30492830
>brass catchers are like diapers.
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Yeah, let's keep it PG-13 at least.
Otherwise we attract all those weird deviantart fetishs...
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Johnson will never be a qt gunfu ;_____;
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>tfw want a PTR-32 for no particular reason
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>>30493084
i want a s&w 500 just because i live in California

lol

ended up getting an hk usp 45
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Tfw is finn, every sakofag would cum all over my irl raifu just by touching it. Tfw u actually like galil more in the anime
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