It's the future, and reliable voice-activated trigger locks come standard with most guns. What spoken password unlocks your gun, /k/?
>>30482023
SHALL
>>30482023
Ayy macarena
>>30482023
Glock and load
>>30482023
Yee Haw
>>30482023
>battery reliant lock
shiggy diggy
>>30482023
"NIGGERS IN THE CORN!!!!!"
>>30482023
Am I being detained!?!?!
>>30482023
"Let me just grab my wallet" for my carry gun
"Who is that" for my home defense gun
"WOLVERINES!"
>>30482023
>>30482071
GOOKS IN THE WIRE!
>>30482149
AHHH NU CHEEKI BREEKI !!!
>>30482023
"implying you're not recording my voice at all times."
>>30482023
'Conductor I have a problem', naturally
THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU
>>30482203
IV DAMKE
"Heh, you're about 1000 years too early to challenge me kiddo"
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal,"
EYE
HAVE
YOU
>>30482023
>What spoken password unlocks your gun, /k/?
The same as all government property.
"Glory to Empress Hillary."
Ave nex Alea
https://youtu.be/9kBMscW_dVg skip to 6:40
>>30482023
Fug
C'mon then, if you think you're hard enough.
>>30482023
Niggers tongue my anus
>>30482023
None. I own only pre-trigger lock guns, so the (((government))) can't tell my electronic trigger lock to ignore voice commands remotely and so that, if I have to draw down on a nigger, I don't have to shout a passphrase that may or may not be interpreted or even remembered correctly in the heat of the moment.
" Well DO YA?!"
>>30482023
TRIGGER TRIGGER I SPY A NIGGER NIGGER
Hands up, don't shoot!
>>30482023
poontang
"I am unarmed, place your weapon on the floor"
IT AINT ME
Conductor we have an ATF
>>30482023
"drop the knife!" ....so there can be no question I gave him a warning and/or thought the intruder was armed
>>30482023
password1
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
>>30482023
Trigger Warning
>>30482023
hows about "fuck you OP"
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble and I'm all out of bubble gum"
>>30482023
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
if you know, I was actually stupid enough to use one of these things, I'd at least like it to work while I'm panicking.
"Deus Vult"
dead or alive i'm going to shooting you in the face.
>>30482585
hahhhahhah a kek kekity kek kekles. WTF just happened. "fuck fuck fire fuck ass cunt bitch"
"DINDUS AT THE DOOR"
>>30482320
10/10
>>30482937
What if criminals just scream really loud while mugging you to make it not pick up what you're saying?
Look, a dog!
">clips"
>>30482023
None.
It will get thrown in the back of a drawer and forgotten just like the shitty locks that come with guns now.
>>30482023
Get sum!
>>30482035
NOT
>>30482023
"My hands are up, I'm coming out"
>>30485857
We have a winner.
>>30482023
I'd have it bio-tagged to my personal farts.
Money. It'll be unlocked when they try to say anything
>>30482023
pew pew pew
>>30482023
"Maintenance Control: Voiceprint ID: R1-B5"
>>30482023
I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on
I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on
A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
>>30486190
That is one obscure reference there. I like you. Second one was definitely the best
>>30482023
"Fucking California!"
>>30482023
Despite being standard, I don't use them
KIMOTA!
"It's really not your day, today"
I'd be a faggot and make the password locks start with a portion of a good one-liner, and always complete it. "<word>" is a trigger to unlock in patterns.
"Six <shots>. Enough to kill anything that moves."
"Your <move>, creep."
"Do you feel <lucky>, punk?"
And for the neckbeards,
"Let's not turn this <rape> into a murder."
>>30482023
"lemme just unzip muh dick real fast"
>>30482023
penis
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial.
Can you say the same?"
"Oh god, this shouldn't make me this hard."
REMOVE
DINDU
>>30486770
ALLOWED
your move creep
"I dindu nuffin!"
>>30482023
I'M NUUUUCLEEEEEAAAAR
I'M WIIIILD
>>30486956
KEBAB
>>30482023
>someone is breaking in
>i start to get nervous
>i'll just open my safe, grab my pistol, and check it out
>hear window breaking
>stress level rises
>blood pressure rises
>heart rate racing
>open my bedside table, there's my beautiful home defense weapon
>silly voice-controlled trigger guard as mandated by the Common Sense Gun Laws Act of 2017
>speak my password, voice a little squeaky
"no entrar"
>fuck, i can hear the intruder stomping around my livingroom now
>try password again, my heart is beating up in my throat
>words come out a little weakly this time
"no entrar"
>fuck, FUCK intruder is making his way up the stairs now
>he's gonna kill me and rape my wife, kill her then rape my son
>Shout password now
"I don't like your tone, no entrar"
>FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY
>screaming at the lock now, only somewhat coherently
"no entrar"
"no entrar"
"no entrar"
>intruder bursts through my bedroom door
>heard me yelling at my trigger lock
>levels his weapon at me, fires
>i'm bleeding on the ground, he mounts my wife
>as my vision fades out i can hear the sounds of her being culturally enriched
>still saying the password as i bleed out
>>30482023
"Shit, shit, shit!" or "Fuck, fuck, fuck."
>>30482023
FUCK NIGGERS.
BOI.
OH GOD PLEASE NO.
>unintelligible screaming.
Probably the last one
>>30482023
"Ok, let my just grab my wallet here"
>>30487977
>at range
>madam president enacted the safe guns law
>all firearms must have voice enabled security trigger
>get some practice and think about the way things were
>just holding glock because no need for trigger finger
>"glock serial JDD541 authorization alpha Irene romeo "
>trigger pack lights up
>"disengage saftey"
>audible click
>ready to fire
>yell passphrase to fire
>"REEEEEEEEEEE"
>bullseye
>discard empty glock because every civilian gun is limited to one shot
>>30482023
"Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
"I am the Lawwwwwww!"
>>30482112
This
>>30482023
>reliable voice-activated trigger locks
>reliable
lolno. now fuck off
>>30488335
FREE
>>30482788
Beat me to it
>>30482782
Underrated
>>30486280
Oh yeah, too bad its so unfinished.
>>30482023
Donald, Goofy, Mickey, Mini, Pluto, Daisy, Bell, Beast, Ariel, Ming, Tarzan, Jane, Eleven.
>>30482023
Well I stutter. Suppose I am fucked and will be gang raped while I try to unlock this stupid fucking thing.
>>30489356
then make your password "y-you too"
what the smick smack frickity frack glick glack are u doing to my snick snack
"It's high noon"
>>30488050
kek
>>30482023
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30488285
Whatever you say Mr. I AM THE LAW
