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Just got out of four years of studying physics. Does Sea Shepherd still do the whole naval terrorism thing? Because right now they look like the quickest way to live the /k/ommando dream, committing terrorism with mathematically perfect limpet mines and getting hippy chicks with my cerebral cortex but keeping them with my epididymis.
>>30475282
I wish a /k/ navy would happen.
>get mad dosh from slant whalers/shipping lines to clear anything that is disrupting business
As long as the show has been on I've wondered if the slantyeyed whale munchers would pay someone a pile (yes a literal pile) of cash to sign up for Sea Sheperd with a GPS transmitter in their bag/prison pocket if necessary.
>>30475916
If I win the U.S lottery, I plan on doing just this.
>wait tell its up to a few hundred million
>buy a ticket
>luck out somehow
>noe have a few hundred million dollars after tax
>buy a WWII battlship
>refurbish it, buy a whole crew for her
>start the bidding at 2 million a year for naval security along the East coast of Africa
>shelling pirate cities
>shooting small skiffies out of the water
>escorting ships up and down the coast for one particular company
>all other boats dont get help until they pay me for protection
>eventually make enough to get a destroyer
>after ~20 years of hard work, have a fleet of 1 battleship, 3 destroyers and an aircraft carrier
>now have the force projection of Russia
>am the most feared navy on the African seas
>move to other places like Japan and China for protection against anti whaler extremist
>make even more millions
>the legacy I leave for my children will be remembered as a hero
>have a world monopoly on sea born security
>its name
>the /K/naval Security Group, LLC.
>>30475282
Have you ever seen that show? They only /k/ thing about them is the one time they got to see a destroyer up close. They're a farce, bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHKkFOLC5Cg
>>30475282
they are vegetarians and probably the most anti-gun people i could imagine.
but hey go have fun throwing butter and eating quinoa for 8 months
>>30475916
Some guy tried that last year and got v&
Screw a destroyer, I would go for an old WWII diesel sub with a deck gun
Imagin pirates start fucking with some French shipping vessel then a submarine surfaces 200 yards away and starts firing 4 inch shells
I hope the entire crew of the Sea Shepherd gets sunk and dragged to the bottom by a bunch of Rape Dolphins on Viagra into their dank cave
>>30475978
You are going to need a shitload more money than 400m USD to buy, refurb and operate a battleship
>>30475978
You'd be better off buying a yacht with a helicopter pad for a little bird, a decked out crew, a few mini guns, a small canon at the bow and a little go fast boat.
>>30477577
Got a Screencast?
I missed that one
>>30477931
we were basically doing /tg/ about taking over Sealand and sa/k/uya reported him
>>30475993
>>30477568
They were hardcore back in the day. And I mean WAY back in the day. Ramming ships with a hundred tonnes of concrete in the bow, blowing up Spaniards ships, getting chased by Russian gunships like they're Solid Snake. Much more fun then the annoyances they do now.
They just need a push back towards their more hands-on roots.
>>30475952
Thats plan B. Ill put an ad on Craigslist saying "Looking for ex-SEAL to stop government funded terrorism" and pick the least PTST-ridden one. Deliver the boat into the arms of the Nip whaling fleet. Conversely Ill go over to grorrious nippon and see if my dumbass buddy Tokugawa is actually telling the truth about his trawler being a converted Russian patrol boat that can be un-converted in a week.
>>30477959
Sa/k/uya is an attention whoring piece of shit.
I don't give a shit if he crossdresses. As a human bean, he is a colossal fucking douchebag. Chad Kroeger levels of douche.
>>30477959
>sa/k/uya
Man why do people here worship that cunt? Such a shitty, abrasive person.
>>30477835
If you had the millions right now, your best bet would be one of the old ships the Canadians are throwing out soon. Impersonate a breaker yard for maximum odds that they leave all the cool shit intact before shipping it to you. Replace the Sea King with whatever Soviet chopper you can find, get a new Bofors for the bow, and load up all the empty mounts with whatever the Russians will sell you. I hear they'll give their CIWS to literally anyone because they dont give a blyat.
>>30478321
Because he makes their peepees hard, duh.
>>30478400
He posts the same shitty pictures in the same shitty outfits with the same shitty FAL with the same shitty paintjob.
(not saying all FALs are shitty, just his barf colored one.)
>>30477687
I like the sub idea but I do not think they would be safe enough. I mean sub accidents are awful and literally no one can save you. Only the USN had the capability to rescue you and they won't.
>>30478485
Also the fact that WW2 subs are a floating hell. You know how deathly all the actors in Das Boot looked by the end? Thats because when they weren't filming, they were kept out of the sun. Actually living on one of those things would reduce a man to a walking skeleton. I'd rather have the Colombians build us a brand new narco-sub.
>>30478281
>>30478321
He's one of the few trips I actually despise
>>30475978
Why not just get a bunch of likeminded guys, join the Sea Shepherd, then slowly take over it.
>>30478592
This combined with the sea conditions.
Whaling grounds are North Atlantic and south pacific. Surfacing to fire would result in swamping the sub. Torpedoes left as the only option and that is not feasible. The plan is far fetched to start, even if you got a sub the torpedoes are going to be impossible
