Why are they yelling at him? Also, post drill sergeant/recruit stories
https://youtu.be/9Lrxt5RU5Kk
>>30466645
He did not salute the officer walking through the door. Their shouting is fucking ridiculous though. Between the annoyance of them causing me tinnitus before ever reaching combat and the absurdity of the situation, I probably couldn't keep a straight face.
>>30466645
>Why are they yelling at him?
all part of the conditioning process, OP
might not seem like much to a young person such as yourself as an outsider, but afterwards you'll be grateful that you you passed through...more than some pussy college hazing.
>>30469119
>One day you're really gonna appreciate this government indoctrination and conditioning
Holy fucking shit
>>30469119
welfare queen spotted
>>30469407
>>Anonymous bitch detected
bitch, I've never been on welfare in my life
some of us work for a living.
>>30466897
The marines salute officers in door? That sounds weird as shit.
Maybe it's just a training thing though
>>30469291
>tips fedora
>>30466645
Why, because why the fuck not. Who gives a fuck
>>30466645
>be 19
>enlist in USMC
>boot camp, day 1
>DI shouts in our faces, breaking all of us down
>takes notice of me
>"Goddamn, private. You're beautiful! You're Goddamn good looking! I'd divorce my wife and marry you."
>"What are you even doing here, prettyboy!? Everybody knows the Marine Corps is for ugly fucks like me and every dog faced recruit!"
>"You should a model for those faggot magazines with men modeling clothes and shit! private, that's what you should do! Not training to become a Marine!"
>PT comes around
>"God fucking damn, private! You look even better when you're sweaty! Keep it up, son!"
>We hit the showers
>he shouts at the other recruits "Nobody better play grabass with pretty boy here! He's too good for that shit! Leave him alone!"
>Cafeteria
>"Don't eat too much goddamn food, private! You'll turn into a fatass--is that what you want!? To become a fatass!? NO! You stay slim, private! You stay lean, and turn into a goddamn good looking killing machine!"
Gay DIs are actually a thing in the USMC
Archives have material worth reposting
>>30469486
This. I laugh whenever someone calls a service member a welfare queen. We work harder than anything they know for government money.
>>30469817
Hard to not laugh just reading it
>>30469817
>Private
>In boot camp
Bullshit story, and you're probably fat and ugly as fuck.
>>30469909
They also seem to forget that we also pay our taxes too
>>30469817
>projecting your faggot fantasies
goddam you homos are a sad bunch
>>30469971
Not him but what else would you call fuzzies/e1s?
>>30469817
>getting called private in boot camp
STOLEN VALOR STOLEN VALOR
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>>30469990
Not gonna say. Just helps stolen homo valor tell their stories better.
Some fag will say tho.
>>30469990
Recruit most likely
>>30470006
God damn you're almost as ass blasted as the remshit guy.
>>30470006
>>30470028
Oh, in the army out drill sergeants just called everyone private, weirdo, dumbass, or fucko
>>30470028
I'm not assblasted at all.
It's just that guy is in thread with pen and paper, writing it down so his next fake story comes off as believable. You're a stupid fag too.
>>30470051
Who the fuck cares if some stolen valorous faggot becomes more convincing, if they really wanted to they'd just do a bit of research but instead retards like you sperg out like that's violating opsec.
>>30469817
>>30470066
Stolen valor*
>>30470066
I don't think you know what sperg means kid. You must be guy who wrote it.
>>30469486
Your paid by the government to provide a shit service. Y'r a welfare queen.
>>30469817
You're called recruit in boot dood
>>30470086
Not me, then again I'm not the one getting angry over a kazakhstanian crochet board
>>30470147
>angry
You have insight into my emotions? Judging from the posts, you're clearly more agitated than I am.
I simply said "I'm not gonna tell you but don't worry someone will". Obsessive behavior is a part of autism anon, let it go.
>>30466645
>be inna conscript army
>doing grenade drills
>recruit with thick rimmed glasses walks up to the grenade bay 2
>3SG says to throw the dummy grenade like a baseball
>recruit looks like he's never played any sports prior to conscription
>flings the grenade sideways
>grenade arcs over bay 3 and smacks the warrant officer in charge of bay 4
>our platoon receives an ass reaming by said NCO
In retrospect, we got off easy because a platoon from our sister coy got chewed out by their OC due to some recruit allegedly shouting "Go Pikachu!" instead of the usual "Fire in the hole".
>>30470187
I would've chewed his ass out also to remind him that Pikachu wouldn't be in a fucking pokeball
>>30469978
They hate us cause they anus
>>30469817
>"...private!"
>boot camp
Time to leave.
>>30470179
Not answering a simple question is much more obsessive than calling out someone's autistic stance on stolen valor.
>>30470227
Kek. Saying something once is obsessive.
You're fucking retarded dude.
>>30470238
No, but being that paranoid about stolen valor is, maybe get some fresh air pal.
>>30470179
>>30470147
>>30470086
>>30470066
>>30470051
>>30470047
>>30470028
>>30470006
Can you both shut the fuck up. It's a shitty story that's probably fake like half the stuff written on this site. One of you is a faggot and the other is a persistent faggot. so why don't you guys suck each others dicks already.
>Ft. Benning, Oct 31
>surprisingly calm day of training and learning
>by 2100 we bed down
>two hours later Drill Sergeant crashes through the side door
>THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>He's drunk, wearing a skull mask, and swinging an axe
>EVERYBODY SCREAM
>those closest to the main door were lucky to flee outside
>the rest of were chased around the kill zone
>eventually moves on to the other platoons and continues his path of terror
One of the most absurd moments in my life
>>30470187
If you ever wonder what it's like to be Finnish, just read this post.
>>30470273
>Paranoid
>Angry
>Sperg
>Buzzwords
Not a single thing you said has been remotely true.
You really should go back to >>>/b/ and brush up your troll game Sonny, you're kinda shit at it. This is your last free (You).
>write stale shitty homoerotic /fit/ copypasta
>derail thread
>>30469537
When you're in boot you have to report to any real marine that comes into your squad bay when you're on duty.
God help you if its something above e-6
I had the pleasure of being on duty when the Depot Sgt Maj was walking around
I got ITd all damn fucking day that day. They made me do the "go pick 9 friends" game till lights
>>30470278
What do you think you're 4chans referee? Shut up faggot.
>>30470320
>>30470342
What are you a faggot? Shut up faggot.
>>30469991
We were called private during my time in basic. Different branches do shit differently
