How would the US army respond to such a threat?
I feel like germ warfare would be tried as a matter of procedure desu. In all examples of WOTW, they wait for natural disease to kill off the aliens, but when every conventional method of killing fails, nerve agents and gases would be deployed just to leave no stone unturned.
They wouldn't.
Diversity, crossdressing, left wing academia, no draft for Jews, gay west point cadets basically everything they do now.
>>30451421
APFSDS
>>30451421
>gays give the ayyys aids
>ayyys die
>>30451421
EMP the area with nukes and followup with cruise missile strikes
The cruise missile strikes in the first place could probably be at their plot armor from a technical stand point
>>30451421
>>30451421
Power point.
>>30451421
Direct the tripods to Sweden.
>>30451421
With diversity and social agendas befitting a 21st Century military.
It is, after all, the current year.
>>30451421
Infantry with shoulder fired missiles laying ambushes wherever possible.
Turn earth into Afghanistan 2.0
>>30451421
Remember the cage-grenade scene?
I always thought it would be cool if those soldiers got back with a still functioning division and, after telling their story, went back out with a bunch of crazy motherfuckers and spec ops to just get captured over and over again.
>>30451490
Stop shitposting, Lind, we know that's you.
>>30451421
Make tanks of super-thick clothing
>>30451421
Lots and lots of missiles.
>>30453428
Thiiiis
>>30453327
Nice thick butt.
>>30451455
>Germ or chemical warfare
>In the heartlands of America
>>30454025
You seem to forget that the aliens got killed by the common cold
>>30454025
>Muh heartlands!!!
In the 50s movie the aliens were nuked multiple times to no ill effect. You really think that america would accept its ultimate trump card being nullified and just go cucked into the night without at least dabbling in Sarin or VX? Really now.
>>30453313
>>30453327
>>30453374
>Posting sexy butts
>On the wrong board
What could possibly go wrong?
Oh well, I'm going to look at the booty while I can.
>>30453327
10/10. Would Weaponize.
>>30451421
get its shit pushed in hard.
blacks, women, and mexicans desert.
>>30454025
When the alternative is extinction, crazy becomes an option.
>>30454353
That ass is so deadly, it could shoot laser beams.
>>30453313
I half-hate being a /d/-tier pervert. I get all kinds of outlandish fantasies.
Right now I'm on a "Weaponized Women" fix.
>>30454025
They did in the heartland of London.
challenge them to squat lifts
winner gets the planet
loser shall be know to all in the galaxy for skipping leg day
>>30454518
When the aliens destroyed the world, big women would be prized inherently for their ability to survive the famines.
>>30454547
unlikely. Aliens would almost certainly arrive from a post-scarcity society, where health is determined by self control.
Fat chicks obviously have no self control because they don't exercise and they do nothing all day but sit on the couch eating food that's bad for them, even though "attractiveness" is the #1 determinant for success for their half of the species, they completely neglect their outer appearance. It'd be a huge warning flag for aliens.
>If she stuffs her face with all the oreos she can afford, what happens when she no longer has to afford it to constantly stuff her face with oreos?
>>30451421
Shoot at it once with .45ACP
>>30454576
Depends on which species won in the end.
If we beat the aliens but they ruined our planet in the process, we'd be fighting off starvation. The already well-fed women would be the ones we turned to, as they had excess weight they could slowly shed off.
>>30454576
Thicc doesn't necessarily mean poor diet
>>30453431
kek
>>30454632
Also even the really big women would be fed a healthy diet in a post-defeated aliens world.
We'd have a vested interest in keeping them alive, as said women endured the famines.
>>30454632
there's thick from exercises and then there's thick from not putting down the fork
think George Foreman vs Chris Farley
>>30454685
But in a devastated world, such women would be useful for their ability to travel under famine conditions.
Food is less of an concern ultimately than water.
>>30451421
The Birds!
Look at the God-Damned Birds!
>>30454786
excerise is important
>>30454836
We posting raifu booty?
>>30454376
>blacks, women, and mexicans desert.
it's possible to win a war without the marines
>>30454847
Of course. It helps make a woman's butt bigger.
>This thread
>>30454858
>raifu booty?
ah yiss
>>30454858
Nothing a more bountiful diet and ass exercise can't fix.
>>30454879
Yeah mane
>>30454725
except if its the famine power hour there isn't going to be excess enough foodstuffs for a person to get thick in the first place
in such a situation, like in times of yore, being thick is a sign of status. that person has enough power or importance to get excess food. think land baron or the only guy that can repair the hydroelectric plant
as far as traveling goes being overweight sucks ass. a 'healthy' person is going to travel faster than a 'thick' person. being thick is an advantage come winter and if you're not going anywhere
i'll pick an HIV free African over a chubby Westerner for a walkabout partner 9 out of 10 times
>>30454879
>>30454897
>suddenly thread is saved!
Because rules
>>30454913
There will be a class division though among fatties.
The privileged ones will be the ones who manage to get thick during the famine. They're the status symbols.
The women who were fat long before the aliens invaded will be the ones sent to do the menial travels (done at night of course). None of them will be able to stay fat for more than a year at best.
>>30455013
What a high-caliber aft canon.
>>30451421
The Army, with its linear and 2nd generational warfare approach would be btfo. State militias using jaeger tactics and T-34s led by white Christian males would defeat them in the name of G-d
>>30451421
Bruh all our shits broke but we'd probably try to create a defensive line lure it into that line using air power and small killteams to evacuate civillians
>>30455030
"White christian male militias"
In other words, they'd spend as much time fighting each other as the aliens. They'd inevitably bicker over issues of power and ideology, especially when militias led by madmen encountered ones led by sane people.
>>30454025
>thinking the US govt is above releasing chemical attacks/nuclear attacks on their own people
/k/ proves the most retarded board on 4chan yet again
>>30455084
Seriously. There would be warlords trying to get power in the vacuum, there'd be ones little more than dressed-up barbarians, religious fanatics of various creeds, racial theorists with varying degrees of extremism, new government forces, self-defense forces fixated on provincialism, and ex-military personnel just trying to restore order.
All of them would have conflicting agendas.
>>30455186
Asian booty?
>>30455250
Asian
>>30455266
Asian women can have some pretty big butts, when they work at it.
>>30451421
We would send in our new Trans/Gender Neutral Tactical Negotiations Squad and offer our mouth and anus to our new overlords.
The us army would send in the Marines because they get shit done.
Shock troop devil dog blood sucking war machine
Ready to fight, ready to kill, ready to die, but never will.
>>30455320
I hate that Japan has a fat tax that persecutes chubbies and thicks.
>>30451421
Casaba-howitzer
I don't give a fuck what kind of handwavium protects you, plasmafied tungsten propelled at relativistic velocities trump plot armor, because fuck you.
In fact, any alien invasion ever, just fuck tons of casaba-howitzers, problem solved.
>>30454474
Well, only in the completely alternate Alan Moore comic... But that was... different... anyway.
>>30451511
>not gayyys
>>30451421
With a lot more than these stupid token forces that movies always show the military responding with.
>>30454274
>>30453313
>>30454632
>>30454743
This "thicc" thing needs to die. Just fucking spell thick, at least it won't seem autistic.
>>30455759
I wish she'd sit on my face.
>>30455803
name???
>>30451421
By ruining a classic story and completely missing the point
>Tfw you live in the middle of where everything took part in the book
>>30455803
I have a feeling she does kinky things with that butt.
>>30453313
soft
>>30455834
Frijolera P. Lopez
>>30455723
No it's pretty fucking autistic.
>>30455723
I agree with >>30455587
It's pretty cringey
>>30451421
probably with HE and if that doesn't work AP
A lot of these women look like they'd fart a lot.
>>30455723
>>30453327
I want to eat that thong's tag
>>30456234
>>30456351
Too low body fat. She needs implants to look feminine
>>30456393
She's insufficiently Thick.
This thread has gone sideways more than an ISIS member praising feminism
>>30456509
A big ass....in a soap-filled bath.
Now you're just teasing dirty subtext.
>>30454544
Mfw I bet she doesn't even squat 315 for 5
How gay
THE US ARMY WOULD GET ITS ASS WHIPPED LIKE IT IS RIGHT NOW.
THE US ARMY ISN'T DOING SHIT TO DEFEND THIS NATION. MUSLIMS ARE POURING OVER THE BORDER - MEXICANTS ARE FLOODING US AND THE US
ARM-Y IS SITTING THERE WITH A THUMB UP ITS COLLECTIVE FAGGOT ASS.
THEY SURE CAN BOMB PEASANTS REALLLLL GOOOOD.
WHEN IT COMES TO ACTUALLY PROTECTING OUR NATION - THEY ARE NO WHERE TO BEE SEEN.
CAUSE WE GOT A NIGGER PRESIDENT THATS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN.
HES BUISY PRAYING TO ALLAH AND SUCKING A GOAT DICK.
GET FUCKED, FUCK YOUR FEELS.
FUCK THEIR FEELS - FUCK MUSLIMS FEELS AND OPERATE.
>>30456666
You mad, or just distracting yourself from all the hot women?
>>30455335
Oh 4chan. You always find a way to make me cringe. Even when I thought I'd see something terrible, you manage to produce people like this.
>>30456196
Chemical warfare.
>>30456666
>quads
>>30455030
kek
*tips pickelhaube *
>>30455548
>Gayyyds
>>30451421
Throw more bodies at it.
After years of compiling data on what happened, they'd throw more bodies at it.
>>30453428
Oh damn, that would be bad ass.
>>30451492
I'm glad I'm not the only person who realized there was literally nothing preventing them shooting kinetic energy penetrators into those things as much as they wanted.
Also nuclear weapons would work just fine.
